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The enrollment work of Xiangjiang Kungfu Football Academy was not suspended due to the incident at Sheng Yuqiang Middle School. Instead, it attracted more attention. Many people regretted not signing up before and called or even went directly to the football academy to ask if they could Sign up now.

He stepped on a tsunami with one foot and resisted nuclear bombs with his body.

The strength shown by Xiao Zhang has turned his martial arts myth into a real myth, and has also made his Kung Fu Football Academy a martial arts holy land that everyone in the world dreams of, even if the Kung Fu Football Academy claims that they only teach football.

"I don't accept registration now. If I want to register, I have to wait until next year. But next year I will be 17 years old. They only accept students between the ages of 12 and 16. Zhen, what should I do?"

"Aqiang, don't worry, let's just wait and see. Now that so many people want to sign up, the Kung Fu Academy must consider it. When there are more people, maybe they will reopen the registration application. You will definitely pass the exam by then."

"But... even if the registration and application qualifications are reopened, I may not be able to pass the exam."

Aqiang's mood was a little low, and Azhen held his hand.

"Aqiang, don't be discouraged. I believe in you. You are a unique martial arts wizard. Sooner or later, you will be able to reach Mr. Xiao's level."

"Have you reached Mr. Xiao's level?"

Aqiang looked at the gate of the football academy in front of him and saw the dense crowd next to him. He suddenly sighed and said: "That's impossible. Mr. Xiao can resist nuclear weapons. He is no longer a human but a god. How can a human being achieve this?" What about the realm of God?”

Azhen didn't know what to say, but someone next to her spoke for her.

"Hard to resist nuclear warheads? Young man, do you have any misunderstandings about nuclear warheads?" The kind-hearted old man squeezed in among a group of young people who wanted to sign up for some reason. He looked at Aqiang and laughed: "I admit it. Mr. Xiao’s kung fu is indeed very strong, but he is still far from being able to withstand nuclear weapons.”

"Uncle, don't force me to scold you." Aqiang glared angrily: "I won't allow you to slander Mr. Xiao."

The sound was a little loud, and everyone around heard it, and then they glared at the old man angrily.

"Insulting Mr. Xiao? Old man, do you think I dare not fight you because you are too old? Let me tell you, I used to hang out with Dongxing Crow, and I was so unscrupulous."

"Why did you slander Mr. Xiao? What did this uncle say?"

"It seems that Mr. Xiao does not have hard-resistant nuclear warheads."

"Damn, old man, what did you say?"

"Hey, hey, hey, are you trying to get into trouble? Provoke us so that we beat you and then you ask us to pay for it?"

This sentence caused the crowded crowd to clear an area instantly, leaving only the old man, A Qiang, and A Zhen in the middle.

The expressions of the three people were a little embarrassed.

The old man coughed dryly and then explained: "I didn't slander Mr. Xiao, I meant that Mr. Xiao didn't resist nuclear warheads as hard as you said."

"fart."

The traditional virtue of respecting the elderly and caring for the young was discarded when faced with voices questioning Xiao Zhang, and everyone glared at the old man.

"I'm really not talking nonsense. Do you know about nuclear weapons? The temperature of the core area of ​​the real explosion can reach more than 100 million degrees, which is higher than the temperature of the sun. Boys, you know that the light of the sun shines on our planet How long does it take to go up there? Eight minutes, even the sunlight after eight minutes can make you feel hot, let alone on the sun? Let alone the temperature is higher than the sun?"

Serious science popularization was completely ignored, and people around him began to refute the old man from all angles.

"Do you know martial arts? Do you know how advanced Mr. Xiao's martial arts is?"

"Uncle, let's learn martial arts. You tell us about science. If martial arts is scientific, why didn't the scientists stand up and fight the generals before? Are there any scientists who can fight?"

"Old man, are you here to cause trouble? Let me tell you, I don't have a penny. If you are beaten by me, it will be in vain. I won't have any trouble if I go to jail for a few days."

"We all saw the scene when Mr. Xiao resisted the nuclear weapon. Experts said that what exploded at that time was a nuclear weapon. Mr. Xiao was there at the time. Not only was he not killed, he also ran back and stepped on the tsunami. You Tell me, what does that mean if it’s not hard to resist nuclear weapons?”

"That's right, Mr. Xiao didn't die when the nuclear weapon exploded. Isn't this a hard-resistant nuclear bomb?"

"Don't slander Mr. Xiao. He saved all of us. If it weren't for him and his kung fu team, everyone would have been killed by the bomb now, and you would be dead too. How come you, an old man, are so ignorant that you were saved by others? You have to be grateful, even if you are old and about to die and don’t think it’s necessary, you still have family, right?”

"You don't believe anything, so what are you doing here? Old man, it's useless for you to sign up. They only accept students from twelve to sixteen years old. Or did you come to sign up with your children? But they have stopped signing up now. So you are not angry?"

The old man who was accused by thousands of people was even more embarrassed.

A Qiang and A Zhen, who were responsible for this situation, were also very embarrassed, because after hearing the old man's explanation, they felt that what the old man said actually made sense.

In fact, not everyone is blindly obedient.

The old man explained helplessly: "I'm not saying that Mr. Xiao didn't save us, nor that he didn't resist nuclear weapons. I just said that he didn't resist nuclear weapons as hard as you said. He was in the sea at that time, and the sea water itself was Able to block high temperatures and shock waves, Mr. Xiao's lightness skills are also very good, and he can escape from the core explosion zone immediately..."

Before he could finish his explanation, the people who blindly followed him became even more angry.

"So what do you say that Mr. Xiao was injured and almost died? If he hadn't resisted nuclear weapons, Mr. Xiao would have been crushed by a mere tsunami."

"Mr. Xiao almost died trying to save us, and you are still making sarcastic remarks here."

Did I make a sarcastic comment?

The old man looked helpless and prepared to leave, but he couldn't leave even if he wanted to because of the crowd. A Qiang and A Zhen subconsciously protected him.

But compared to the angry crowd around them, they were really alone. When a conflict was about to happen, a voice suddenly sounded.

"This old man is right. I did not resist the nuclear weapons. If I had resisted, I would have been cold by now. No, I should say that my body would have been gone."

Everyone looked around in shock. They recognized this voice, it was Mr. Xiao's voice that they had been defending just now.

But they couldn't see Xiao Zhang's position at all, but Xiao Zhang's voice continued to come.

"No need to look for me. I'm already in the school. Yes, you are right. My martial arts is indeed very high. I can hear your quarrels in the school. But I still want to say, I really It can’t withstand nuclear weapons. In fact, as far as I know, there is no material on our planet that can survive the high temperature area of ​​nuclear weapons explosion, and of course I can’t.”

The crowd fell silent, and only then did they realize that Xiao Zhang's voice seemed to be everywhere, and they couldn't hear it coming from any direction.

"There are friends from the media and reporters at the scene. Please help me report this matter. I don't want people to misunderstand me. I used my inner energy to stir up the sea water to form a barrier. At the same time, as this old gentleman said, , used speed to leave the core area of ​​the explosion, otherwise I would really die. Even so, I was injured at the time, otherwise I would not have fainted when I blocked the tsunami."

Xiao Zhang was explaining very seriously, because after hearing these people's argument, he suddenly thought of a question. The Fire Cloud Evil God didn't come out to kill him when he passed away after he was 'severely injured and fainted'. Could it be because of Huo Yun? Does the evil god also think he can resist nuclear weapons?

The Fire Cloud Evil God would definitely not dare to come and kill him. Logically speaking, if Xiao Zhang could really do this, the Fire Cloud Evil God would definitely run back to Japan, or even come directly to pay his respects.

That is no longer a human body compared to a god, that is a god.

When Xiao Zhang took the opportunity to explain, he did not notice that among the crowd gathered outside the football school, there was a person who immediately determined his location, even before he spoke.

The old man, who was protected by A Qiang and A Zhen, had an inexplicable smile on his face.