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Passing through the 173-kilometer Suez Canal is the Red Sea, which is 2,000 kilometers long and more than 300 kilometers wide at its widest point.

No one could block such a wide sea channel, so Xiao Zhang had unimpeded access, even though Eagle Country's Sixth Fleet had discovered that their missing nuclear-powered submarine was tied to the bottom of the No. 67 aircraft carrier by unknown forces.

In fact, they were very lucky that when Xiao Zhang discovered that they were using a nuclear-powered submarine to sink the No. 67 aircraft carrier, he did not choose to disclose the news to the world. The number of viewers that could be affected by the dozens of live broadcast helicopters over the Suez Canal at that time, as well as the cameras installed on both sides of the strait.

If Xiao Zhang had chosen to let their nuclear-powered submarine surface under the influence of unknown forces, then the whole world would know that they wanted to sink the No. 67 aircraft carrier.

Whether they secretly want to sink an aircraft carrier or use four giant cargo ships to block the Suez Canal, they will not have any obvious impact on the world structure, even if everyone can actually guess that they did it.

But if this kind of thing is brought to light, the problem will be infinitely magnified. It was already the end of 1993. Xiao Zhang was able to buy this aircraft carrier because its original owner had been dissolved, and its original owner was the The superpowers capable of destroying the world when the Eagle Nation clashes with each other.

When the original owner of this aircraft carrier was disbanded, there were only two superpowers left that could rival the Eagle Nation. Although during this period, many people did not believe that the country represented by Xiao Zhang could catch up with Eagle Country in the next thirty years, this country was indeed an undisputed superpower.

Therefore, the fight must not be made openly, otherwise everyone in the world will be in danger.

However, fortunately, they cannot stop their actions. If there was only the No. 67 aircraft carrier before, there is actually no problem for them to let it go. After all, the No. 67 aircraft carrier is just an empty shell in their eyes.

But now it is really no longer possible. The value of that nuclear-powered submarine is far more than that of the No. 67 aircraft carrier. If it is obtained by the country behind Xiao Zhang, it means that that country has the power to truly threaten the mainland of Eagle Country.

"If the Red Sea doesn't work, we will operate in the Gulf of Aden and let the pirates take action."

"But those pirates are trash. How could they stop Xiao Zhang? Even we may not be able to stop him now. Xiao Zhang didn't take action at all, but our nuclear submarine has lost contact. He There must be a helper, and we don’t even know what this helper is.”

Many people are frightened by the Somali pirates at the exit of the Red Sea, but to an existence like the Sixth Fleet, those pirates are really just trash.

"We can provide support to that group of pirates. The purpose of this operation is not only to destroy the nuclear submarine, but also to determine who Xiao Zhang's helpers are and how they help him. It can easily make us A nuclear submarine lost contact, such a power is really terrifying."

"Destroyed? Aren't we going to rescue?"

Someone raised this question, but received countless blank looks. Only the most naive person would want to rescue the submarine at this time.

If contact has been lost, can the people in the submarine still be alive?

Even if those people are still alive, in order to ensure that Xiao Zhang cannot get the nuclear submarine, they will not let those people live. This is very Yingguo.

No one discussed these words, and those with decision-making power directly acquiesced to the action plan.

"Then contact those pirates."

When this decision was implemented, Xiao Zhang had not yet pulled the No. 67 aircraft carrier out of the Suez Canal in front of audiences around the world, but the Kung Fu team had already won the game.

When the Suez Canal was dredged by Xiao Zhang with the power of God, the stadium in Seoul finally stopped broadcasting the breaking news, and the game began and ended.

In just five minutes, the score was already 20-0, with the Kung Fu team having 20 points and the Southern Dynasty team having zero points.

This is because the referee and the players of the Southern Dynasty team stalled for time. If the game started directly after the Kung Fu team scored, the Kung Fu team would have scored at least 50 points in five minutes.

The score gap is not what makes the members of the Southern Dynasty team the most desperate, nor is it what makes the Southern Dynasty spectators at the scene the most desperate.

What really makes them desperate is that they really can't touch the ball.

Even when they served, the ball was intercepted by the Kung Fu team just after it was sent out, and then it was a lob shot from midfield.

In fact, the strength of the Southern Dynasty team is not weak. For this game, they found all the domestic masters. One player is a legendary ghost and another player is actually an alien. Both of these guys are very powerful.

The former can even easily control wind, frost, rain and snow, allowing cherry blossoms to bloom in winter and the moon to turn blood red.

The latter can move and fly instantly, and is invulnerable to copper skin and iron bones.

But if you can't touch the ball, you can't touch it, and it won't work if you can move instantly. The area of ​​the football field is not big for the players on the field. The distance is very short and the speed is super fast. The innate grandmaster of the Kung Fu team, Ah Xing and Chen Haonan have the speed to move almost instantaneously.

It only takes a split second for everyone to appear at any position on the court. Why is it that yours is teleportation, but mine is not?

Not only the two great innate masters, Ah Xing and Chen Haonan, but the vampire Duke Ah Xi, although not very good in terms of combat effectiveness, is really fast and extremely ghostly. In terms of pure speed, at this distance on the court, Ah Xing and Chen Haonan are no match for him, let alone aliens and ghosts who can teleport.

After a three-on-two crushing, the remaining Kung Fu team players had to beat the Southern Dynasty team players with footballs.

The Southern Dynasty team surrendered. No one in the audience questioned the game, but they suddenly began to question whether people who knew martial arts could play football. They didn't actually question this before, because they had ghosts, gods and aliens, and they wanted to take the opportunity to shock the world and win the World Cup. Now that they find that their extraordinary power is no longer good, they will find a way to prevent the extraordinary power from kicking Damn, this is very South Korean.

"How do you feel? A lonely and brilliant ghost."

"Um... now there is only loneliness and no brightness. What about you?"

"I want to eat fried chicken and drink beer, do you want to join us?"

"Then let's go."

The ghosts and aliens of the Southern Dynasty team are gone, which also declares the Southern Dynasty team's World Cup Asian qualifying journey to a complete end. They still have a few games to play, but it is of little significance anymore. Can they compete in this World Cup? There is no point in leaving Asia.

The Kung Fu team is 100% able to qualify, but the attention of the Asian Cup qualifiers continues to increase.

On the one hand, it is because Xiao Zhang, the captain of the kung fu team, demonstrated extraordinary powers that are beyond the reach of human beings and even incomprehensible on the other side of the Suez Canal and the Red Sea.

On the other hand, it was because the Kung Fu team was finally going to meet the red team.

Although many people are unwilling to admit it, kung fu is inherited from the red side. It was just a joke before that people in the red side knew kung fu, but now it seems to have become a fact.

So how do these two teams play?

The extremely popular game made the audience very disappointed, because the final score was a tie at 8 to 9. The two sides seemed to be playing excitingly, and the football felt like cannonballs and aircraft, but in fact there was no smoke at all. smell.

What about acting?

Yes, it’s just acting and letting the Kung Fu team win.

"Why?"

Xiao Zhang, the captain of the Kung Fu team who works as a tracker in the Red Sea, actually can't understand it. If there is a real competition for strength, the Red team must be much stronger than his Kung Fu team. Even if they want to hide their strength, there is no need to lose to the Kung Fu team like this.

Through the satellite phone delivered by Kung Fu, Xu Zhengyang's voice rang in Xiao Zhang's ears.

"Because of a prophecy, several of my colleagues foresaw this prophecy a long time ago. As long as we win the World Cup, the world will be destroyed."

"ah?"

Xiao Zhang was dumbfounded.

"Xu Zhengyang, have you been distracted by my absence these days? Can you find out who the captain is and tease me?"

"Captain, I'm really not kidding you. This prophecy really exists. Just like the cause and effect of Yu Tiexiong and the parallel world before, many things seem unrelated or even nonsense, but we can't bet on it. That’s a one in a billion possibility.”

"Hiss...Then their sacrifice is really big. I misunderstood them. Xu Zhengyang, please convey my apology for me. I want to say sorry to them. They have been wronged."