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“Breathing is really important because not only does the breath increase your strength, the breath itself is powerful.”

ripple?

Xiao Zhang thought of some way to use the power of breathing.

Frog's glasses flashed, he stared at Xiao Zhang and asked: "Boss, do you know that nitrogen accelerates?"

"kindness?"

Frog explained: "The nitrogen acceleration system is also called NOS. It has been in use since World War II. In recent years, it has gradually begun to be used by civilians and is generally used in racing competitions. There are many drag racing gangs in Hong Kong, and they will all use them in their cars. The modified nitrogen acceleration system can provide them with super speed during straight-line driving.”

Xiao Zhang has heard of the nitrogen acceleration system. In a sense, he has also used the nitrogen acceleration system many times because he has played Kart Racing and QQ Speed.

"What does this have to do with breathing?"

"Of course it does matter. Martial arts must also pay attention to science. In the past, people didn't understand science, so they knew what happened but didn't know why. Now that there is science, they will naturally use science to study martial arts. Back then, our Shaolin Kung Fu Research Institute, Just with..."

"cough!"

Huang Fei coughed dryly, interrupting what Frog was about to say.

But Xiao Zhang suddenly realized something. Could it be that what these fellow apprentices committed was "walking half a million"?

"Boss." Frog returned to the topic and asked, "Do you know the composition of air?"

Xiao Zhang blurted out: "78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen, and the rest is carbon dioxide, water vapor and some rare gases."

"Yes, boss, it seems that you are studying very well."

After Frog took the opportunity to slap the zombie fart, he continued talking.

"The working principle of NOS is to form N2O, which is nitrous oxide, into a high-pressure liquid state and put it into a cylinder. Then it acts as a combustion accelerant and mixed with fuel together with air in the engine. N2O can decompose to produce oxygen under high temperature conditions. and nitrogen, of which oxygen is the key combustion-supporting gas, and nitrogen can assist in cooling, thereby increasing the completeness of fuel combustion and improving power."

"Of course, since NOS provides additional combustion-supporting oxygen, the amount of fuel injection must be increased accordingly after installing NOS. As the saying goes, 'If you want a horse to run fast, you need the horse to eat more grass.' Fuel is The grass of the engine can be further improved in this way.”

"Then the question is, after the oxygen and nitrogen in the air enter our body through our breathing, how can we turn them into nitrous oxide, and finally explode to form the 'human nitrogen acceleration system' we need? Woolen cloth?"

"I'm sorry, we couldn't understand it back then, so..."

This time there was no need for Huang Fei to interrupt, Frog himself would just shut up.

Huang Fei added: "But what we can be sure of is that the breathing methods used when practicing martial arts and internal skills, combined with our bodies, can spontaneously form a similar system, allowing us to have stronger explosive power."

Xiao Zhang was a little confused.

"I feel like you two are kidding me."

"It's not true, boss. To be honest, we also want you to practice it early so that you can get it... so that you, boss, can become a peerless master."

"It's a similar system. It doesn't really have a nitrogen acceleration system in the human body, nor does it really turn air into nitrous oxide directly through breathing, and then explodes with power in the body."

"Okay, I understand, so breathing is very important, because breathing can enhance explosive power, right?"

"Yes, it's more than that."

Huang Fei pondered for a moment, organized his words and then said: "In addition to the cooperation of breathing methods when practicing boxing and fighting, which can bring greater strength, practicing internal strength also requires the cooperation of breathing methods."

"The process of light, darkness, transformation, elixir, and gang is equivalent to cultivating internal strength through physical training. Internal strength is also called inner qi, and it can also be called gang qi, because it requires the power of breath. If you cannot master the real Breathing method, when you practice internal strength in the future, you will always be one step behind others, no matter how amazing your talent is."

"Because there is spiritual energy in heaven and earth, the process of breathing is also absorbing spiritual energy, but if there is no internal energy, it is impossible to absorb and use the spiritual energy of heaven and earth. After the seeds of energy are produced in the body, it can be combined with internal energy and mental methods. In the process of breathing, the spiritual energy of heaven and earth is transformed into inner energy.”

"That's what's called tuna."

"Even if a master of Gangjin can control the pore breathing all over the body, the efficiency of pore breathing cannot be higher than breathing through the mouth, nose and lungs, so breathing is really, really important."

If you say this, then breathing is actually not important, because I can automatically absorb the aura of heaven and earth, and the essence of the sun and moon even without breathing.

After Xiao Zhang understood it, he no longer worried about this.

His problem is not that he can't breathe, but that even if he breathes normally, or when boxing, he follows the breathing method taught by Huang Fei and Frog to match the boxing method, the air sucked into his body cannot mix with his The lungs react.

This reaction may be the main cause of the 'nitrogen-like acceleration system'.

But it's not a big problem. It doesn't matter if the nitrogen acceleration system is missing, because his physical fitness is too strong.

Ferrari and Chery QQ have straight-line acceleration. Do they need a nitrogen acceleration system?

"I understand, continue to teach me how to practice boxing, and I will pay attention to the coordination of breathing methods."

"Okay boss, pay attention to your breathing rhythm, and we will help you adjust the method of muscle exertion."

"Boss, can I touch your body with my hands? Don't get me wrong, I just want to feel the state of your muscles when you exert force, determine whether it is the best way, and then make corrections."

"Can."

"Wow, boss, your body is very cool."

"Oh, I was born cold."

"???"

“So I started working out as a kid, what’s wrong?”

"No problem, no problem."

Although Huang Fei and Frog felt that Xiao Zhang's body temperature was abnormal, they never thought that Xiao Zhang was actually a zombie.

First of all, except for zombies at the level of flying zombies and above, none of the zombies have normal intelligence. In the eyes of the two of them, although Xiao Zhang is stupid and has a lot of money, he at least has normal intelligence.

Secondly, although Xiao Zhang's body temperature is lower than that of ordinary people, it is not the cold state of a zombie. When measured, it hovers between 16 degrees and 26 degrees. The temperature depends on whether it is day or night and whether he has eaten enough. .

Finally, the bodies of zombies are very stiff, but when Xiao Zhang practiced Arhat Boxing, he was more flexible than ordinary people and did not look like a zombie.

The process of correcting Xiao Zhang's Arhat Boxing can be described as a mixed blessing for Huang Fei and Frog.

I'm happy because Xiao Zhang's comprehension and control over his body are very strong, and his learning efficiency is astonishing, just like their fifth junior brother Ah Xing.

Worry because...

"Boss, you learned Arhat Boxing in a few hours and reached the level of Anjin... I feel a little guilty for taking this money."

100,000 Ming Jin, 500,000 Dark Jin, plus a Luohan Boxing which is not a unique skill.

After Xiao Zhang achieved An Jin, he paid one million in cash on the spot. In addition to being in a good mood because his strength had greatly increased, he probably also wanted to buy horse bones for a thousand dollars.

He knew very well that Huang Fei and Frog, not counting the stubborn Azing, had several senior brothers.

"If you feel guilty, just give it back to me?"

When Xiao Zhang asked this question, Huang Fei and Frog hugged each other at the same time. In their arms was the 1 million in cash.

"Haha...the stronger I am, the more money you have, understand?"

"Understand!"

"Understand!"