Hong Kong variety show starting from zombies

"I don't need a psychiatrist, I need money."

Xiao Zhang stated his main purpose of meeting Huang Sir today.

Sir Huang is also very smart.

"Are you going to gamble?"

"Ah Huang, you can eat arbitrarily, but you can't talk arbitrarily. As an honorable Hong Kong Royal Police, I reduce the burden of official public funds through stable financial management. Isn't it reasonable?"

"Undercover police."

"Is there a difference?"

"..."

Huang Sir saw Xiao Zhang's confident expression and was finally convinced.

"Are you sure you can defeat Ahu? Or even defeat his second brother Wild Wolf?"

"I'm sure." Xiao Zhang pondered for a while and then asked: "Uncle Feng is very good at fighting this matter, do you know?"

Huang Sir also pondered for a moment, and then said: "I have heard it before. It is said that the most capable instructors of the Flying Tigers have been taught by Uncle Feng before, but I don't know what level Uncle Feng is. .”

Oh, no wonder Uncle Feng is so proud.

"In terms of martial arts, I'm actually better than Uncle Feng."

Xiao Zhang shamelessly changed the concept. At least in his opinion, Uncle Feng was obviously a Taoist, and he probably didn't know any martial arts.

If Uncle Feng took the same path as Ah Xing back then, he followed Ming, Yin, Hua, Dan, Gang, Xiantian, and then switched from Xiantian to cultivation.

Then the person who chased him to the sea was not the paper man, but Uncle Feng himself.

It can even be said that if Uncle Feng really takes this path, then he who was just a green zombie at the time would not be able to escape at all.

How did Huang Sir know these stories? He didn't understand martial arts and didn't know what Uncle Feng was. He didn't expect Xiao Zhang to lie in this regard, so he could only choose to believe it.

"Then what state are you in?"

"Dan Jin."

Xiao Zhang secretly changed the concept again. He just practiced An Jin. Just talking about the realm is definitely not enough.

But who makes him a zombie? The physical talent data is off the charts. Even if it is only at the level of dark strength, it can only use the strength at the muscle and bone level, which is more than the full body strength brought by normal people who have practiced Huajin and Danjin.

Huang Sir hesitated a little, then finally breathed a sigh of relief, and temporarily gave up the idea of ​​letting Xiao Zhang end his undercover mission.

There should be no problem for Dan Jin to hit someone who is close to Dan Jin.

As for what to do if you encounter Dan Jin’s opponent in the future, or a stronger opponent?

Undercover police officers can actually be equipped with guns.

But Sir Huang didn't say this. He didn't want to equip Xiao Zhang with a gun for the time being.

"If that's the case, then I'm relieved."

Xiao Zhang laughed when he heard this and continued the previous topic.

"Then how much money can Mr. Huang make? Believe me, if you manage your finances steadily, you can make a profit without losing money. Moreover, you can't miss the opportunity again."

Sir Huang shook his head and refused.

"I can't gamble and I don't have much money."

"Then what if I say..." Xiao Zhang pondered a little, looked at Huang Sir with a half-smile and said, "Are we using special methods to fight against criminals?"

"???"

"Think about it, if a criminal has no money, he won't be able to support his younger brother, and he won't be able to buy arms? Without younger brothers and arms, how can they survive? They can't survive anymore. Your mission is to remember Isn’t it done?”

Sir Huang shook his head again and said: "It is also possible that more criminal activities are carried out to obtain criminal funds."

Stubborn and stubborn.

Xiao Zhang did not give up, and said seriously: "If we don't win this money, it will be won by others. Ah Huang, if you think about it with your butt, you should know that besides me, there are also people who go to Longmen to gamble. Can there be a good person?”

"Didn't you say that this is not gambling, but stable financial management?"

"For us, it's financial stability and crime fighting, but for them it's gambling."

Sir Huang began to think.

Xiao Zhang continued to persuade him.

"Ah Huang, you can't just worry about criminals being short of money, so you will carry out more criminal activities without cracking down on them. It is your responsibility to fight against criminals and social organizations. Criminals There is never enough money to spend. Is it possible that they have no money to spend, so you guys have to give them money? If so, I will no longer be an undercover policeman, I will also be a criminal. "

Before Huang Sir could get angry and argue, Xiao Zhang continued speaking on his own.

"I know you really don't have much money. You only gave me a few thousand yuan of working capital when you asked me to be an undercover agent. But as far as I know, you, Mr. O, have a batch of informant fees every year to buy information from informants. It can also be used to resettle criminals who have turned into tainted witnesses. This money does not need to be transferred out of the account, it is not a big problem if you misappropriate it."

"Sorry, I didn't use my words carefully enough."

Xiao Zhang corrected himself.

"It shouldn't be called misappropriation, because the money itself is used to fight crime, and if you use this money for me to stabilize my financial management and win their money from criminals, you are also fighting criminals. "

"So it's not misappropriation, it's making the best use of it."

"And... Ah Huang, don't you think the informant fee will never be enough?"

Listening to Xiao Zhang's words, Huang Sir, whose expression became more and more complicated, became calm again while hesitating and hesitating.

"How big is Longmen's handicap this time?"

Xiao Zhang felt refreshed for a moment, but he still asked curiously: "Can't your intelligence system find it?"

"Longmen is difficult to investigate." Sir Huang did not explain this point too much.

"I don't know how big the handicap is this time. After all, it's just a boxing match at the energy level."

Xiao Zhang said: "But as far as I know, there are many competitors of the Zhao family. They are all capitalists and should have abundant funds. And those who believe that I can win and participate in this bet... You should be the only one now, and Zhao Rui may also participate. But Zhao Rui doesn’t know my details, and the Zhao family doesn’t believe me, so they won’t invest too much.”

The odds of a gambling game are generally determined based on the size of the handicap and will not be static.

After Huang Sir pondered for a while, he said: "I can mobilize 10 million, but I need to remind you that this is our informant fee for the next three years. If you lose..."

"If I lose, I will be beaten to death. What you say is meaningless."

"Too."

Xiao Zhang felt that the money was a bit too little, and asked curiously: "It's only 10 million in three years, and the average is less than 10,000 a day. What valuable information can you buy? How many informants can you support?" ?”

Sir Huang sighed and said, "So we need an undercover agent."

Xiao Zhang was noncommittal and made his request.

"I'll help you place your bet, it's three to seven."

Huang Sir is not surprised by this. He knows that Xiao Zhang is a person who cannot afford to do anything early.

"You take 30% too much."

"You want to eat shit? I, Mr. Xiao, want 70%."

"impossible."

"Then I'll buy a ticket now to go to the Empire on which the sun never sets."

"I can restrict you from leaving the country."

"Do you think it was the Flying Tigers who came faster, or I sneaked in faster?"

"Then I'll find someone to suppress it myself."

"I lost on purpose."

"If you lose, you die."

"Afraid to death that I'll be an undercover police officer?"

After a short and fierce confrontation, Huang Sir finally chose to give in to Xiao Zhang, who was unwilling to make any progress.

"I'll give you 30%, plus a good review, and I can ask Uncle Feng to help you claim the credit in the next two days."

Xiao Zhang pondered slightly.

"make a deal!"