Honkai Biography

Chapter 44: The yin and yang are strange, and the bell is suspicious

Ling put her pure white feet on the chair, hugged her legs, played with her toes involuntarily with her right hand, propped her chin on her knees, stared at her big clear eyes, and asked curiously, "By the way, I I heard from the eldest sister that Cangxuan and Danzhu were also researchers, why haven't I seen them go to the laboratory? Don't you need assistants for your experiments?"

"Although they are all excellent talents, they are always confused and often mess up the experiments, and Danzhu has prejudice against me and is unwilling to be my assistant. Force them to do whatever they like."

Maybe it was because he was tired from standing. Indus put the lantern on the bookshelf next to him, moved a chair, and sat down.

"Prejudice? Hehe, I think she sees through your essence." Ling sneered.

"Yeah, my essence is a saint with great wisdom, and Dan Zhu is like a husky. Being with me will make her feel ashamed." Dan Zhu was so inexplicably blackened by Wutong.

"You need some face! You are still a saint with great wisdom?! Why can't I see it?" Ling said with contempt.

"A fool usually can't see it, you may not be as good as a husky."

"Do you believe I beat you?" Ling raised a small fist.

"Do you have the guts? Pink hair is a shame and a lawmaker."

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After hearing this, Ling pouted her face angrily, and consciously took her hand away from her little feet.

After a while.

"Cough!"

Ling coughed lightly to hide her embarrassment. Her family knew her own affairs, she didn't have the guts to do anything with Wutong, if she had the guts, she would not have been bullied like this long ago.

Ling rolled her eyes and was about to change the subject when Wutong interjected: "Is your throat inflamed? I suggest you drink more hot water. Also, don't eat your fingers after picking your feet."

"Don't worry about it! You don't eat your fingers until you finish digging your feet!" Ling said angrily, she felt that chatting with Wutong would easily lead to heart disease, and this guy can't chat well!

"I don't have these two little habits."

"I do not have either!"

"Hehe~"

Wutong's smile is very charming, and her laughter is also very pleasant, but now Ling can't wait to take a stone and pat this beautiful face.

"Believe it or not, I told my eldest sister that you bullied me!" Ling was so angry that she couldn't do anything, and she didn't dare to fight.

Wutong said thoughtfully: "Let me tell you a story! I remembered that when I was in elementary school, there were two fat children, one fat, one thin, and two young children in the class. One day, they had a conflict. Fatty beat him up, and the little fat man was very cowardly. Even though he could beat him before, he didn't dare to fight back, so he had to go home and find his parents. Since the little fat man had finished looking for his parents, the little fat man was even more unpleasant to him, and he often deliberately found fault and bullied him. The pink-haired shameless weak chicken picks his feet and eats his fingers, the primary school lawyer, what did you learn from this story?"

"I realized your sister!!" Ling felt her blood pressure rise.

"Also, what do you mean by that long list of names? Why are there more words? Why put the shame and the weak in front?" Ling thought indignantly.

"Being my sister? No, no, that's not possible. How annoying is it to have a sister like you?"

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"Are you talking about people?! What's wrong with me?! Why am I so annoying? I also despise a big brother like you! ... No, you don't want to be my brother-in-law, do you? I warn you, you It's best not to have any unreasonable thoughts on the eldest sister! Otherwise...or I..."

Ling remembered the things that Wutong and Sakura pursued each other, and she suddenly felt that the eldest sister was very dangerous.

"Otherwise what? What can you do with me?"

"I'll die for you to see!"

"...You are so promising." Wutong didn't know how to evaluate her anymore.

"Humph! Are you afraid? If I die, the eldest sister will definitely chop you up!" Ling said proudly.

"What do you have to be proud of?" Wutong thought, he was a little puzzled. Ling's thinking is confusing, her brain is broken? Has it been eroded by the Corrosion Herrscher?

Do you want to add a mentally handicapped person to Ling's string of names?

Ling Naobu was an old problem. Seeing Wutong was thinking and didn't speak, she thought he was holding back.

Ling patted the desk and interrupted in a panic, "You can't be with the eldest sister anyway!"

"Reason." Wutong returned to his senses.

"Because...because we are close relatives!" Ling said suddenly looking at Wutong's pink hair.

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Wutong glanced at her with disgust: "Go away! Who is your close relative? Your IQ is not worthy of being my close relative."

Ling gave him a white look and explained: "Go! Look, although your hair is darker than mine and eldest sister's, it's also pink. Maybe our ancestors are close relatives! It's just that they don't communicate anymore. Yes. , it must be like this! Pink hair is very rare!"

Ling praised her "intelligence".

"Before I became a fusion warrior, I had white hair and red eyes. After I became a fusion warrior, I turned pink and purple, just like Sakura's fox ears. These are the side effects of becoming a fusion warrior. If you don't believe me, you can ask Sakura. ." Wutong said calmly.

"Ah? Is that so? Don't lie to me!" Ling was stunned.

"believe it or not."

"Bai Mao Chi Tong..." Ling looked at Wutong's face, imagining his previous appearance, "White hair Chi Tong... Ke Chong..."

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"What did you say?" Wutong suspected that he had heard it wrong.

"Ah! No!" Ling turned back to her senses and blushed, "I mean, but it's... I've... I'm right! I've been! You pursued me before! How can you pursue Big Sister again? I've!"

"When did I pursue you?" Wutong became more and more disappointed in her, and this guy, Ling, seemed to be delusional.

"Before I became a Herrscher! During that time, you were clinging to me every day! Isn't this behavior just pursuing me?"

"That's because I see that you are the next Herrscher. If you become a Herrscher, I'll kill you on the spot! Still pursuing you? Heh~ I don't look as good as your sister, but I think it's quite beautiful."

"You!" Ling was so angry that she felt that chatting with Wutong would easily lead to an acute myocardial infarction.

Ling doesn't feel scared anymore, she only has anger now.

"You, you! How can you say that to me?! Steel straight man! I'm a girl!"

Ling really didn't know what to say, so she started attacking Wutong with her gender. To be reasonable, Ling was scared at first and wanted to find someone to have a good chat with, but I didn't expect Wutong to be serious about chatting with people! Change the way to hurt her.

Actually, Ling didn't know, Wutong chats with most people like this, or he doesn't have any friends.

Wutong said sternly: "What's wrong with girls? Why do girls have privileges? When I heard your words, I was trembling with anger, cold sweat all over my body, cold hands and feet at night, can this society recover? How can we boys live to be satisfied? Tears flowed down unsatisfactorily. This world is full of oppression of men, when can men truly stand up!"

Indus's way of dealing with it is very simple, aren't you attacking with gender? Then I'll punch.

Everyone who listened to Ling was stupid. What was he talking about? Why didn't I see your tears? I feel like I'm about to cry.

The sky is getting brighter.

Under the ravages of Wutong's words this night, Ling became a lot decadent, and she even had doubts about herself.

Is she really that bad?

Fortunately, Lin got up early and came to rescue her in time.

"I'm sorry, my lord, I..." Lin hurriedly flew into the study with a look of guilt.

"It's okay, I often don't sleep, you know it." Wutong has always been very gentle to Lin. After all, Lin is so cute that even Wutong couldn't bear to talk about her.

Even if he hadn't slept all night, Wutong's mental state was still very good. After all, his physical fitness was good, and he was used to it before, often working in the laboratory for several days.

"But…"

Wutong waved his hand: "If you really want to apologize, go and cook me something delicious. I'm hungry."

"Yes!" Lin Fei left the study and went downstairs to make breakfast.

Lin's mood is much better, and it seems that the adults did not blame her.

"Your lord is really gentle! I can't sleep in your lord's bed in the future." Lin thought.

Inside the study.

"I'm going to dinner, are you going downstairs? A weak chicken who loves fantasies shamelessly picks his feet and eats his fingers, mentally handicapped, pink-haired primary school student lawyer."

"Ah! I fought with you!!"

Ling was like a blown-up fox, her pupils stood up, baring her teeth and pounced on the parasol.

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