Honkai Biography

Chapter 79: Getting along with the routine, the light bulb storm

The Arctic Ocean is the smallest, shallowest and coldest ocean in the world, located at the northernmost tip of the planet.

The Arctic Ocean is also the ocean with the widest span of longitude among the world's oceans. It is also the only uninhabited ocean in the world. Even the Inuit only live along the coast of the Arctic Ocean.

Late at night.

An unnamed island in the Arctic Ocean is extremely silent, the magnificent Northern Lights are magical, unpredictable and colorful. Suddenly, a golden gate appeared out of thin air above the island. After a while, two pink hairs came out from the door.

The long-eared pink hair was stunned by the frozen scenery of thousands of miles.

"You're here to spend your honeymoon next time?" Sakura kicked at Wutong's buttocks and said angrily, "This place is colder than Kevin!"

Wutong got up from the ground, patted the snow on his body, and said with a flat face: "Look up here, how beautiful this place is, how beautiful the aurora is, how romantic there is no one there! Why is it not suitable for honeymoon? Grab another baby polar bear for you to play with."

"Go to hell! I won't play until next time. You are not allowed to catch polar bears." Sakura said in disgust, hugging her shoulders. This action also made the size of her chest look bigger.

However, Wutong didn't notice this greedy scenery. At this time, his eyes looked elsewhere, and then he seemed to see something, pretending to be surprised: "Hey, come and see, what did I find? Here There is actually a ruin."

Ying gave him a white look, and finally understood why he came to this icy and snowy place for the first time, and suddenly said angrily: "Then do you happen to know the password to unlock this ruin?"

"Haha, it's a coincidence, it's not, I just happen to know." Wutong smiled embarrassedly.

"Look, you're not here for your honeymoon, are you?"

"Hey! Look at what you said, I call it both a date and a job. Beautiful lady, would you like to accompany me to enter this romantic relic?" Wutong stretched out her hand to invite.

"I don't want to! How can there be romance in the ruins? Who would go to the cemetery on their honeymoon?" The more Sakura thought about it, the more angry she became, and she lightly kicked him on the calf.

"No, the ruins and the cemetery are two different things... I decorated this place at the beginning, go in and take a look." Wutong continued to persuade.

"Don't go! Did you decorate it? A tomb for yourself?" Sakura's words became more and more unpleasant.

After hearing this, Wutong flicked her sleeves and walked towards the ruins: "Is love going?"

Wutong's behavior surprised Sakura for a moment. She was not angry, but panicked inexplicably.

"He's angry? Did the words just now hurt him? Was the behavior just now too extreme?" Sakura reflected on herself.

In fact, Wutong was not angry at all. His current behavior was deliberately shown to Sakura, and it was also a test for Sakura.

If Sakura came to comfort Wutong, and then admitted her mistake, Wutong would forgive her, and then he could think about the future and push his nose on his face, so that his family status would be improved a little more.

If Sakura makes a move, Wutong will immediately admit his mistake and save himself the beating, but in the future... he may only have a family position.

"1.

"That... I'm sorry..." Sakura rushed over from behind.

"3! Phew~" Wutong breathed a sigh of relief, faintly happy.

"You know what's wrong?" Wutong said deliberately with a stern face.

"Understood, I'm sorry, what I said just now was a bit heavy." Sakura licked her cold lips and said a little out of habit.

"Humph! I don't know who is used to your stinky temper!" Wutong's frame was pinched, and it looked particularly ill-fated, "Come here and let me touch my ears!"

"Huh?" Sakura narrowed her eyes.

"Cough, it's okay not to touch it. Be careful in the future. The generous Lord Wutong will forgive you this time. Come in with me." Wutong said with a guilty conscience, and opened the gate of the ruins.

"Ok……"

It seems that the degree to which one can gain an inch still needs to be grasped again, and one cannot be too greedy.

"Are there many treasures in this ruin?" Sakura asked curiously, looking at the bottomless white corridor.

This is the first ruin that Wutong chose, and Sakura was curious about what was inside.

"There is only one artificial mental retardation." Wutong walked in, followed by Sakura.

It was also very cold in the corridor, and white mist was produced when the two of them breathed. During the walk, Wutong never spoke.

"Are you cold? Would you like to warm your hands?" Sakura blushed, wondering if it was cold.

Wutong resisted Sakura's temptation, and still said expressionlessly, "No need, I'm also a fusion warrior."

Sakura was a little disappointed, it seemed that her boyfriend's anger had not subsided.

Not long after, Yingwu and the two passed through a long and narrow corridor and entered a hall.

The hall is very wide, like a square, surrounded by black walls, like mirrors, without any decoration.

In the center of the hall, a mature royal sister with yellow-green hair closed her eyes and sat on the ground.

Sakura's heart jumped when she saw her, who is this beauty? Is it the artificial mental retardation in the mouth of Wutong? What is her relationship with Wutong?

Sakura felt that her long green hair was unsightly, and she hated women with green hair.

Wutong walked in front of the green-haired royal sister, bent down, and pointed at her face with a big mouth.

"Snapped!"

"..."

Sakura suddenly felt that the relationship between the two might not be that close.

The green-haired royal sister fell to the ground without any reaction.

Wutong was not in a hurry and waited quietly.

After a while, Sister Yu's eyes moved, then she opened her red eyes and stood up.

"Kakakaka..."

As Sister Yu got up, a palpitating force slowly revived in her body. The surrounding area was like a black mirrored wall, divided into countless parts by thin red lines.

Sakura drew out her knife and looked vigilantly at the green-haired royal sister in front of her.

"………………Identity information is scanned……[Sakura]……Identity information is confirmed to be correct...[Industrial tree]...Identity information is confirmed to be correct...It has been detected that the two of you have access qualifications, you are welcome The arrival of your lord, this is the [19:k23 shelter], and I am the guardian self-disciplined combat unit [A1] in charge of this area." The royal sister named A1 said indifferently.

"Long time no see, Aiyi." Wutong greeted.

"Long time no see, Lord Wutong, what are your orders? Do you want to retrieve some of the key modules?" Ai Yi's image was cold.

"No hurry, you come with me first, I'll go to the next ruins to get a battleship and come back to get it."

"I need to protect this place." Ai Yi said coldly.

"There is no need to guard here. I need you to drive a battleship for me now." Wutong said.

"I need to protect this place." Ai Yi was indifferent.

"Modify the order."

"Please revise the order."

"Follow me, there is no need to protect this place with love clothes." Wutong didn't do anything.

"The modification is completed, I will accompany you to get a battleship back." Ai did not modify anything.

Sakura seems to understand why she is called artificially retarded.

"follow me."

"Yes!"

Wutong turned around and led Sakura towards the exit, Ai Yi followed behind them.

"Sir, why did you slap my face just now?"

"The price to wake you up."

"But, only I paid the price."

"That's right."

"..."

Listening to the footsteps behind her, Sakura couldn't help but turn her head and glance at her, Ai Yi followed the two of them step by step, looking very royal, but still as cold as ever.

Sakura suddenly felt that she should be optimistic about Wutong. Although this one named Aiyi is just an artificial intelligence, she looks really feminine, and maybe she will be a rival in love in the future.

The romance between robots and humans sounds very romantic.

Sakura hated green-haired women, and the more she thought about it, the more hostile she became to Ai.

Thinking of this, Sakura turned to look at Ai again, and was stunned.

Ai Yi took out a light bulb out of nowhere, lit it with Honkai Energy, and stuffed it into her mouth, and then... I couldn't get it out...

Sakura stopped, wondering about her behavior.

How did Aiyi's small mouth put the light bulb in? Sakura suddenly felt that Aiyi was no longer a threat to herself, because she had a deeper understanding of the words artificial mental retardation.

What kind of delusional behavior is this?

"Hmm..." Ai saw Sakura stopped, stretched out her hand and pulled the light bulb out of her mouth, but didn't pull it out.

Ai looked at Sakura with a look of help, but Sakura didn't respond, and the scene was a little embarrassing.

Mainly, Sakura didn't know what to do, so if I forcibly pulled it out~www.wuxiax.com~ the bulb would definitely shatter.

After Wutong noticed that the two were not moving, he turned around and was stunned when he saw the scene of Aiyi eating the lightbulb: "Where did you get the lightbulb?"

"woo woo woo woo……"

"Then why put it in your mouth?"

"Uuuu..."

"Want to practice? Then you know now?"

"Well……"

"Why didn't you practice before?"

"woo woo woo woo……"

"Tsk! Quickly chew it up."

"Uuuuuu..."

Wutong felt a pain in his head: "It's just a broken light bulb, I'll give you one later."

"Uuuuuu..."

"Listen!"

"woo woo woo woo……"

"I'll really give you another one when I look back. You even have a battleship. I'll send you a light bulb?"

"Well……"

Ai Yi thought about it for a while, chewed the light bulb and swallowed it obediently, with a calm expression on her face, as if the bewildering behavior just now was not something she did.

Sakura scratched her long ears. How did the two communicate? What kind of weird communication is this? How did Indus understand?

Sakura felt that the scene was a little embarrassing, so she asked Wutong, "Then...why can the light bulb be put in the mouth but not taken out?"

"Because after the light bulb is inserted into the mouth, it bears against the upper and lower jaws, occupies the oral space, and hinders the movement of the temporomandibular joint. Forcibly pulling it out will cause obstruction and pain, and it will not be able to achieve the impulse when entering, and the tongue will instinctively Retracting back will hinder the movement of the upper and lower jaws, so it is difficult to pull out.”

"You even know this?" Sakura looked at Wutong in surprise, and she just asked casually.

"Because I've eaten it too." Indus also looked calm.

"..."

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