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The more you know, the less you fear.

Li Ping'an knew the shortcomings of ghosts and cooperated with the secret method of attracting thunder, all the worries in his heart were eliminated.

Even if the Ghost King is in person, it can still give it a small technological shock.

"Taoist Priest, since there are ghosts in the world, can there be monsters?"

"have!"

Yan Chixiao nodded affirmatively: "Monsters and monsters are two different types of evil spirits. The former is a spirit that gives birth to wisdom, and the latter is a dead thing that gives birth to a soul."

"Demons are rarer than ghosts, and even less mature. Most of them are fox-skins that rely on illusions to deceive people. They hide in the mountains and forests and practice, and rarely appear in the world. Yan has only seen them a few times."

"About ten years ago, I met a bear demon on the way to Black Wind Mountain. He robbed people everywhere and bled them to make elixirs. Yan pretended to be a rural man and sneaked into the demon cave. While the bear demon was sleeping, he beheaded him with a sword."

"The demon bear was so fat that its four paws were spread with honey and roasted. It lasted three days!"

Li Ping applauded and praised: "The Taoist Master is mighty!"

"There are fewer monsters than demons. Most of them are dead objects that have been nourished and worshiped by generations of people, giving rise to mysterious phenomena."

Yan Chixiao recounted: "Yan has only seen it once. It was in a fishing village somewhere in the East China Sea. What was placed at the top of the ancestral hall was not the ranking of ancestors, but a table-sized tortoise shell."

"According to the elders in the village, the tortoise shell has been worshiped by people for dozens of generations. The specific year is difficult to trace."

"If there is going to be a storm or natural disaster at sea, the tortoise shell will tell the dream, and it has repeatedly saved the lives of the villagers. It is very effective..."

Yan Chixiao experienced mysterious experiences, and his casual narration is comparable to a storybook about strange stories.

Li Ping'an listened with great interest. Monsters and ghosts are like the dark side of the world. Occasionally, a corner of it is looming, and people make up ghost stories.

Stories such as encountering a female ghost while rushing to take the exam, or Taoist priests subduing evil spirits, may not necessarily come from imagination, but may have actually happened.

…

The next day.

Sanniang Liquor Shop.

Li Ping'an lifted the curtain and went in, steaming hot air hit his face, the guests slapped the table and stared, and the noise was endless.

Sanniang stood behind the counter, chatting with the yamen servant Bao Wu.

I don’t know what joke was told, but the happy landlady was leaning forward and back, her huge burden shaking non-stop.

"Uncle Bao, are you coming to Sanniang's place today?"

Li Ping'an came forward to say hello, put the empty wine jar on the counter, and filled it as usual.

Bao Wu said: "This matter has something to do with your kid."

"what happened?"

Li Ping'an looked surprised. He stayed in the morgue every day, either practicing martial arts or sewing corpses. For more than a year, he had become estranged from his neighbors.

Deliberately live a low-key life, so as not to be different from the previous habits and make people suspicious.

Bao Wu said: "Is there a Taoist priest living in your home?"

Li Ping'an nodded slightly and listened to Bao Wu continue: "That Taoist priest is very powerful. Mr. Liu personally ordered that every shop on Willow Street must be watched by government officials."

"Be careful not to cause trouble and provoke the Taoist priest!"

"It can still be operated like this..."

Li Ping'an couldn't help but exclaimed. The yamen couldn't stop Yan Chixiao from acting bravely, so they should get rid of the guys who harmed the people in advance.

Really stability is above all else!

Bao Wu lowered his voice: "Did you hear what happened last night?"

"Uncle Bao, that's the imperial court suppressing the rebellion!"

Li Ping'an deliberately emphasized the word "court" and reminded Bao Wu that some things should not be used to show off. There might be a secret agent from the Zhenfu Division in the wine shop.

"Yes, yes, the rebellion must be suppressed."

Bao Wu suddenly woke up, shut up quickly, and looked around guiltily.

If a Taoist preaches about catching ghosts, he has to talk about the origins of ghosts. If he talks about the origins of ghosts, then... there is nothing more to come. Food and accommodation are provided in Tianlaoya Room.

Sanniang filled her bottle with wine and said with a smile on her face: "Ping An, what do you think of my meeting with your girl a few days ago?"

"The important matter of getting a wife will wait for now."

Li Ping'an hurriedly took the wine and left. A world away, he still couldn't avoid the marriage push.

In the previous life, youth could be used as an excuse. When a man was only fifteen or sixty years old, he got married, and when he was twenty, he was already an older leftover man.

Not long ago, Sanniang introduced a girl from the countryside. She has some relatives with her, and she said that she knows everything and can marry her home with just 10 taels of bride price.

Not expensive, the same price as buying a woman from a dental shop.

Li Ping'an was hesitant, since he didn't want to get married in his heart. Living with the person next to him for a long time might expose the secret of immortality.

Moreover, family is a concern, and it is easy for people to grasp the weak points.

Not marrying a wife is unreasonable, and in serious cases it is "unfilial". In order to increase the population, the court has regulations on marriage in the law.

If you don't marry your husband at twenty, if you don't marry him at thirty, let him be matched by a senior official!

The imperial court sends officials to marry you, and if you dare to refuse, you will be fined and jailed.

"If you have time, ask your lawyer if there is any way to avoid getting married."

Li Ping'an bought a few more kilograms of braised pork and returned to the mortuary with the wine. He saw Yan Chixiao sitting on a plate in the yard, vomiting to the east sun.

He spit out a white column of air that was several feet long, put it into his abdomen, and his belly was as swollen as a drum. It followed the meridians and spit it out again.

About half an hour.

Yan Chixiao slowly stopped the exercise and stood up from the ground. His originally staggered left leg could now support his weight.

Li Ping'an noticed that the film covering the wound on his calf began to harden and scab after one night, and he couldn't help but sigh at the strong physique of the martial arts master.

"Taoist Priest, try this roasted knife."

"Layers don't need to be treated like this."

Yan Chixiao said: "When Yan was walking outside, he drank spring water and ate wild fruits. He was able to feel full even without wine or meat."

"Taoist priest, don't be polite."

Li Ping'an opened the wine jar and poured two bowls: "The knowledge about ghosts and monsters is worth thousands of gold, not to mention the benefit of eradicating the ghosts to protect the environment and the people."

"We are of low ability and can't help you much. It's natural to treat the Taoist Master to a bowl of wine!"

When Yan Chixiao heard this, he glanced at the wine in the bowl, picked it up and drank three bowls in a row. The wounds on his body suddenly didn't hurt so much. UU Reading www.uukansｈhu.netｔ

"A layman speaks and does things differently than the common people. Now he is stuck in the shallows, but he will definitely achieve success in the future."

"The Taoist priest praises you greatly."

Li Ping'an shook his head repeatedly: "Fame and wealth are too dangerous. Let those smart people fight for it. We just want to live in peace."

The longer I work, the more I realize how difficult it is to live.

In just two years, he has suffered two fatal disasters. Peace and security are really a luxury.

Yan Chixiao travels all over the world, and of course he knows how difficult people's lives are. He sighed: "When will an eternal wise king be born so that the people of the world can eat well, wear warm clothes, and no one will freeze to death or starve to death?"

Li Ping'an remained silent. This wish cannot be achieved by human power.

Even a strong man like Yan Chixiao placed his hope in the Mingjun Holy Lord. This seemed to be an ordinary thing, but in fact he was subtly tamed by Confucianism.

A wise king, a wise prime minister and an upright official are the three-piece set of prosperity considered by Confucianism.

In fact, they have little to do with the development of productive forces. Most of the time, this group of people suppress human nature and hinder the development of society under the banner of morality and ancestral system.

Li Ping'an couldn't explain it to Yan Chixiao. There were too many things involved and it was too terrifying.

The earthworms in the mortuary will be chopped up after three or five sentences are revealed!

"Taoist Master, I have had doubts while reading the Taoist Scriptures these days. Could you please give me some advice?"

Big Toad Qi has been fully comprehended, and there are only a few pass-through areas that need to be explained by experts who practice Qi. If you practice it wrongly, it will really cause your intestines to rupture.

"Come on, layman, Yan knows everything he knows."

"The red dragon stirs up the fluids, and the fire burns the navel chakra. What's the explanation?"

"Is this a big toad's energy?"

"..."

Li Ping'an didn't expect to break down the content of the exercise and ask questions using mismatched vocabulary, but it was revealed in one sentence.