I am Quaresma

Quaresma swore that he really saw the world today.

In addition to the above engineering team, there are even more wonderful things!

All kinds of bras and underwear can be hung up, and this room can be turned into a well-stocked underwear store in minutes.

The sharp-eyed Quaresma clearly saw that several of them are Victoria's Secret, and you are really willing to lose them!

The important thing is that he didn't see female fans throwing underwear into the sky when they were excited!

If I knew this was a good thing, I would take a look at the stands every time I scored a goal, just in case I saw the beautiful scenery!

But after he keenly saw the size of a bra, he couldn't help but complain - throw it away when others throw it away, you're an A-, what's the fun, isn't it ashamed?

"This year's fans can't do it!" Valente tutted and sighed, "This time last year, you know what I saw?"

Everyone shook their heads in unison, it's already very strange now, is there anything more strange?

"Gun!" Valente stretched out his hand and made an aiming gesture. "A real gun! It's not a child's toy gun. The stadium staff picked up a real gun in the stands with 11 bullets in it!"

Everyone was terrified and shocked, but there was a real gun!

"I feel terrified when I think about it now. Imagine if we were playing on the field and someone in the stands was aiming a gun at us. What a terrible thing it would be!"

This scene is really scary!

And the important thing is that there are 11 bullets in the gun, which is obviously ready to kill the neat team, but I don't know whether the crazy frontcourt is planning to kill the 11 people of Porto or the 11 people of the visiting team.

But Quaresma really wants to know, is the security system of the stadium a decoration?

It doesn't matter if other messy things can be brought in, even guns can be put in, what's the difference between this security and non-existence!

Quaresma swears that as long as this incident is exposed, no one will dare to come to the Dragon Stadium to watch the game again.

"Later, the club changed to a security company, otherwise I wouldn't dare to come to the game!" Valente sighed.

The group of fans is very large, and it can be called another society. There are also all kinds of existences. You can't expect every fan to obey the law and cheer for the team in a rational way.

Maybe the guy with the gun just wanted to put it in the sky, make some noise, and cheer for the team, who knows!

Anyway, Quaresma felt that he really learned a lot today!

At this moment, a flamboyant guy suddenly burst into the door. He looked about 30 years old, but the big beard on his face made him 10 years old again.

"I lost my girlfriend. I must have forgotten her on the court last time I watched the game! Help me find it!"

As soon as he entered the door, the bearded man shouted in a loud voice, looking at his expression, he was really anxious.

Coquaresma still had a black line on his face.

You left your girlfriend on the court?

That is such a living being, not a dead thing!

Even if you lose it, you should go to the police, not the lost and found office!

Otherwise, the guy in front of him is a neurotic who ran out of a mental hospital, and their spiritual world is incomprehensible to ordinary people.

Otherwise, I'll call the police first, or else the staff can't come up with a "girlfriend" for a while, what if this lunatic sets fire here directly?

Quaresma didn't want to die with him anyway!

But when Quaresma quietly took out the phone, the stadium staff seemed to be used to it, and they didn't panic at all. They turned around and entered another compartment, and then came out with a bunch of soft things. .

"You see if this is your girlfriend, if not,

There is also a Monroe shape in it! "

Quaresma clearly saw that there was hair on the soft slump. What kind of girlfriend is this? It's an inflatable doll at all!

The expression on the bearded face was wonderful. At first, he was dancing with joy, but after the excitement of losing and regaining it, he became sad again. He spoke slowly, with a sad tone.

"Why are you so angry?"

Quaresma was completely stunned. For the first time, he wondered, what are these fans entering the stadium for?

Why are you carrying an inflatable doll into the court? Why, if I score a goal here, you will come here to cheer me up?

Let me die!

When leaving the stadium, Valente said to a few people proudly: "How is it, did you open your eyes today?"

Quaresma nodded in agreement. Today, his worldview is about to collapse.

Figo was thrown by the fans when he returned to Camp Nou. This incident has been successfully recorded in the history books and has become a topic of discussion.

Why can Quaresma suddenly feel that if he leaves Porto one day, those extreme fans will use similar means to insult himself.

It's just that what they lost was not a pig's head, but an inflatable doll!

That picture is simply unbearable to look at!

Affected by this, in the key battle for the championship against Benfica, Quaresma always felt that there were countless fans in the stands doing welding with welding torches, and countless fans holding inflatables. The majestic cheers of the dolls - as long as they wait for Porto to score, they will all fall down...

Unable to shiver, Quaresma felt that football was so complicated for the first time.

Just when Quaresma was thinking about it, Pepe patted Quaresma on the shoulder and said funny: "Rocha really didn't start, this guy doesn't dare to come, believe me, if he dares to do things again, I will Dare to let his career be reimbursed!"

The corners of Quaresma's mouth twitched slightly. Pepe is becoming more and more violent now. He has fooled him into practicing martial arts. Whether it is a good thing or a bad thing, he has no idea.

But I believe that Pepe's butcher's knife will not cut his own people. It's actually quite good to have such a warrior monk as a bodyguard. At least there are no opponents to come to trouble him now.

Soon, this much-anticipated championship battle also kicked off and was presented to all fans.

Benfica sucks!

Although media and public opinion generally believe that Benfica has the strength to fight against Porto on the road, after all, Porto just suffered a disaster in the Champions League, and returned to the Portuguese Super League. He was devastated by the blow and lost the championship.

However, Quaresma knows that Porto is like a spring that is being pressed down. Once it is released, the power that they can burst out will make everyone drop their jaws!