I am Quaresma

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"Let's eat bananas in a competition? Whoever eats a lot, when we go to the nightclub, we won't have to pay for the guests, how about that?" Postiga expressed his creativity.

It's really not creative!

The teammates shook their heads one after another, expressing boredom.

Postiga didn't give up and tried his best to persuade: "The game is not the key, just think about it, the players are playing on the field here, but a group of players on the bench are eating bananas together. What a classic picture! It will definitely go down in football history!"

When several players heard the words, their eyes brightened. Maybe the result of the banana eating game is not very important, but this matter itself is very strange, and it is easy to attract traffic!

Players, like entertainment stars, need attention. Without attention, there will be no traffic. If there is no traffic, how can there be announcements?

There is no lower limit to the various hype of entertainment stars, but after all, professional players mainly play football and cannot be too omniscient, so they will choose a more obscure way, such as... funny!

Do you think there are so many funny people on the court?

It's not for the sake of gaining attention, even at the expense of his own image.

Of course, there are also really funny, such as Balotelli, such as Vardy...

Postiga's idea is good. As long as the picture of them eating bananas in the competition is filmed, it will definitely attract a lot of attention. This is a very interesting thing.

After reaching an agreement, Postiga carried all the bananas, put one in front of each person, and started eating in a while.

Quaresma always felt that their current state was a bit like the monkeys in the zoo, but it was meaningless to think about it at this time. Since it was a competition, there must be a winner.

Adrianse was watching the game attentively, intending to find out the details of Porto's tactics, but when he accidentally looked at the bench, he was stunned by the scene in front of him.

What did I see in particular?

I saw Quaresma and Postiga sitting there frantically grabbing bananas and feeding them into their mouths, looking at the people next to them while eating. Eat, scrambling, as if the slow eater will be sent to the gallows.

Did I come to the wrong place?

I never heard that there is going to be an eating contest here!

A few animals don't know that their head coaches are confused by them. Maybe they didn't care much about the results at the beginning, but as long as someone takes the lead, they are all infected, and their desire to win will surface. One by one, they started to eat like crazy.

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Bananas are huge, 3 are a pound.

In such a short time, Quaresma has eaten 8 sticks, which is close to 3 pounds.

Maybe if you eat it slowly, most people can eat these bananas, but the problem is, according to Quaresma's way of eating hasai, most people can't stand it.

No, I can't eat it anymore!

Quaresma has a sort of rush that seems like he's eating a buffet!

Looking around, several animals also looked like they had no love for it. For the first time, they thought bananas were so unpalatable.

Wow!

Fabiano vomited himself!

Quaresma was also holding back, but when he saw this scene, he almost couldn't control it, and his eyes almost bulged out of it.

"I admit defeat!" Pepe raised her hand as if she was about to explode.

Quaresma couldn't do it either. He threw down the half-eaten banana in his hand, slipped down, and lay on a chair with a corpse. He swore that he would never participate in such a nonsense game again.

As the initiator, Postiga was not in a good state at this time, but after everyone conceded one after another, he actually became the final winner.

"Please call me the little banana prince in the future!"

Postiga raised his hands high and looked excited and arrogant, as if he had won the Portuguese Footballer of the Year.

vomit!

After being handsome for only three seconds, Postiga also vomited.

The live broadcast was very conscientious just now, and the camera was frequently directed to Porto's bench. The appearance of several animals eating bananas together was also seen by the fans watching the game, which caused hilarious discussions.

"Have these guys never eaten bananas or what?"

"How delicious are these bananas? They all vomited?"

"According to their way of eating, Porto will go bankrupt!"

"Why do I suddenly want to eat bananas too? I'll go buy them now, and no one will stop me!"

"These bananas are Porto's championship reward?"

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Adro Anse looked at a few funny players under him and didn't know what to say.

For some reason, he had the idea that he shouldn't have come to coach Porto in the first place.

He regrets it a little bit!

What the hell are these bastards doing?

Are they idiots?

I have never seen a player with such an IQ of them!

No, you have to teach them a lesson, you can't let them do whatever they want!

So, Adriance stood up and came to a few guys.

"Get ready, Postiga, Pepe and... well, Fabiano, will you play together?"

In fact, the last thing Adriance wanted to say was Quaresma, but seeing Quaresma's slightly pleading expression, he softened his heart and temporarily changed his words to Fabiano.

In fact, Quaresma had already guessed what Adriance was going to do, and if he were to come off the bench at this time, there would be nothing worse than that.

The three animals were dumbfounded, looking at the scoreboard that had turned into a 4:1 on the sidelines, and then looking at each other's stomachs that were more round than a ball, they suddenly felt like they were taking pills!

The reason why they play this game is because the outcome of the game is meaningless, they feel that they will not have the opportunity to come off the bench, otherwise who would dare to play?

Unexpectedly, Adriance did such an amazing job!

Before they were deceived by his kind appearance, it turned out that he was the devil!

Quaresma couldn't help but gloat over the misfortune in his heart as he looked at the three unlovable faces in their lives.

I'll see how the three of you play football one by one.

No way, the three of them didn't dare to resist, they walked to the sidelines, waiting for the chance of dead ball, and went on the court together.

If it is a fake fan watching the game, then he must be very confused at this time - what does this mean? Why did Porto send three pregnant women?

The fans who saw a few people eating bananas just now were all happy and crazy. They all understood that it was Adrianse cleaning up these little guys who love to do things.

No matter whether the three people's outlook on life collapses, when they get to the court, they have to play football. They can't really take a walk here, right?

No matter how many opponents there are, an offensive player brought the ball towards Postiga, and Postiga could only face it with difficulty and try to defend.

But I didn't expect that, I ran so many steps, my stomach was already overturned, one couldn't hold back, and Postiga vomited again!

I almost vomited all the bananas I just ate!

What's more interesting is that the opponent was dumbfounded, and he was spit out a shoe!

I am Nima!

Is this a hidden weapon attack?

Or Porto's new defense?

Could it be that now football techniques and tactics have developed to the point where you can use disgusting people to defend?

The game almost turned into a farce.

After thinking about it, the referee should give Posti a yellow card. Although there is no such precedent, there is no precedent for throwing a shoe on an opponent in the history of football!

Well, the reason for taking out the card is even against sportsmanship!

There was no suspense in the final result of the game. Even though the three cripples were on the field and the opponent seized the opportunity to score a goal, Porto still defeated the opponent 4:2 and won a victory that had nothing to do with the overall situation.

After the game, the opponent's head coach didn't know how to speak. Anyway, with a constipated expression on his face, he couldn't hold back in the end. He took out two bananas from behind him and handed them to Adriance.

"Although it's a bit small, it's also my heart, take it to your players to eat!"

The black line on Adriance's face was neither connected nor unconnected. It was extremely embarrassing.

He swears that he will take care of those little bastards when he turns around!

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On the way back to Porto, everyone seemed to be silent, knowing that Adriance was in a bad mood, they would not be in trouble.

Quaresma is very happy, not because he feels he has not been punished by Adriance, but because he has found another way to improve himself.

After eating bananas on the sidelines, Quaresma found that he actually increased his physical fitness by 0.03.

This is simply a surprise!

Although he doesn't like this way of eating, and he won't like bananas from now on, it doesn't prevent him from liking adding attributes.

Bananas already have the effect of supplementing physical energy, and coupled with his way of eating the sea, it actually brings about changes in physical energy attributes.

Maybe only bananas have this effect!

However, thinking of the pain that he almost vomited, Quaresma felt that this method should be used less in the future.

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This game quickly turned into a comedy in Portuguese football. A game that was supposed to be serious was changed beyond recognition by a few guys on the sidelines who ate bananas. Postiga even threw up his opponent's shoe. Much more humorous than some comedies.

Interestingly, after the game, the Portuguese national player who was spit out a shoe by Postiga officially complained to the Portuguese Football Association, saying that the Porto player Postiga insulted himself in a disgusting way during the game and asked the Portuguese Football Association to punish Persia. Tiga.

Postiga almost didn't scold her when she got the news. Did I make you green or what? It's not over, is it?

However, it is said that there is a meeting within the Portuguese Football Association, and Postiga may really be punished. Anyway, Postiga is now looking like a dog, laughing to death.

In any case, the purpose of attracting traffic to a few animals has been achieved. Although the method is a bit unusual, the result is good after all, isn't it?

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