I am Quaresma

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In the bathroom, the Portuguese players are taking a shower. It is a good habit to take a shower as soon as possible after the game. Otherwise, the sweat will remain on the body and it is easy to catch a cold. For professional players, a cold is almost no different from an injury.

Ronaldo was washing under the shower next to Quaresma, humming a song while washing, but this thing really has no musical germs, and Quaresma wants to scold his mother when he sings!

Fortunately, Meireles didn't play in this game, otherwise one would sing on the left and the other would rap on the right, and Quaresma would blow himself up in the middle.

With a kick on Ronaldo's ass, Ronaldo turned his head and glared at Quaresma, but when he thought of his humiliating experience of being ripped off by several animals the night before to look at his shorts, Ronaldo decided to endure it.

Picking up the shampoo and pouring it on your head, Ronaldo closed his eyes and started washing his hair.

Ronaldo has always been very concerned about hairstyles, so he will never be sloppy in terms of shampooing.

Constantly rubbing his hair, Ronaldo seems to find a different kind of pleasure every time he washes his hair.

Quaresma, who was next to him, looked unhappy, rolled his eyes, and came to his mind.

Picked up Ronaldo's shampoo and squeezed a little on Ronaldo's head. Ronaldo was hitting his head and couldn't feel it.

When it was almost flushed out, Quaresma squeezed out a little more. Ronaldo didn't feel surprised and continued to rush.

Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze...

The other teammates discovered the clues here, and they came together to watch the good show. A group of people watched Quaresma tricked Ronaldo.

It wasn't until the big bottle of shampoo was poured that Quaresma covered his mouth and burst into laughter, and other teammates around him laughed until his stomach hurt.

In fact, Ronaldo was also quite puzzled, why the shampoo on his head could not be washed all the time, but he also liked washing his hair, so he washed it for a while, and he didn't notice the difference at all.

He waited until he had completely rinsed his hair before opening his eyes, and then he was instantly stunned.

A group of naked and strong men surrounded them. The point was that they had just closed their eyes and turned their butts toward them. God knows what they were doing to their butts, and they shuddered just thinking about it.

A dolphin sound came from the bathroom,

It penetrated the sky and was audible all the way to the moon.

Since then, Ronaldo has left a shadow. No matter how much sweat he sweats, no matter how uncomfortable or uncomfortable he is, he will never take a bath with his teammates. This habit was even brought to Manchester United by him...

"Ricardo, I'm at odds with you!"

"Cut off!"

......

Portugal beat Russia, one step closer to qualifying for the 2006 World Cup in Germany. After the game, Portugal's outstanding performance was also praised by the media.

Among them, the best performers are undoubtedly Quaresma and Ronaldo, the twin stars from Sporting Lisbon. Their active performance on the wing is definitely the key to Portugal's victory.

Especially Quaresma, who scored two assists for one goal and directly participated in three goals. Even if Ronaldo on the right performed very well, he was still not as eye-catching as Quaresma.

The only thing that fans feel sorry for is Figo. Ronaldo and Quaresma have performed so well. No matter how good Figo is, it will be difficult to beat his two juniors in the competition. In the attacking midfield position, Figo's performance was completely lost. Even if he scored a goal, most of the credit would go to Quares, which would not improve Figo's performance points.

For Portuguese fans, there are too many stars, which is a happy trouble!

The Portuguese national team was disbanded on the spot in Russia, and the players returned to their clubs. Quaresma and Ferreira flew back to London together, almost not being suffocated along the way.

God knows how can there be such a boring gourd like Ferreira in such a wonderful Porto, which is a bit unreasonable.

Well, you can't expect everyone to be a normal person. Compared to the funny group in Porto, Ferreira just doesn't like to talk. This is a normal person!

......

Although there is no concept of the fifa virus at this time, the fact is definitely there. The two rounds of World Cup qualifiers have just been played, and the national team players have returned to the club to participate in the league, and their status is not guaranteed at all.

It may have no effect on ordinary teams, because there are no international players in their team at all, but for giant teams, it is definitely a disaster.

The current situation on the Arsenal training ground is that most of the main players are almost sleepwalking in training, not to mention their competitive state.

Quaresma's performance is definitely better than other players, but taking such a long journey to participate in two games has a great impact on him. If he hadn't maintained a self-disciplined training mode every day, I'm afraid he would be sleepwalking now. .

In the next fourth round away game against Middlesbrough, Wenger was so worried that his hair fell one by one.

Part of the lineup was rotated, and the players who were in really bad form were excluded from the roster by Wenger, but there were very few left to be used. As a last resort, Wenger could only use some young players.

Song, Quincy, Lupoli... These young players who can only get a little playing time in the League Cup or the FA Cup are a blessing in disguise. To be able to play in the Premier League as the main force is definitely their best. A dream thing.

Quaresma has also entered the starting list. It’s not that Wenger doesn’t want to rotate, but there is no one available on the wing. Both Ljungberg and Reyes are lying on the hospital bed. Besides, Quaresma’s state is not counted. Terrible.

The difficulty of playing the Premier League with such a lineup can be imagined. Even a mid-level Premier League team like Middlesbrough can be regarded as a copy of hell for Arsenal.

After more than ten minutes in the first half, Quaresma looked helpless.

I really can't take it!

One belt four is already considered a super god, but what does it mean for you to let me take ten?

Middleburg also knows that such a good opportunity is not easy to come by. With a crazy attack, Arsenal has no temper at all. The young players play without rules on the field and are exhausted. They can't stop Middleburg at all.

In the end, Arsenal lost 2-0 away to Middlesbrough and suffered their first defeat of the season.

There is no way, it is difficult for a clever woman to cook without rice, and Wenger can't play football by himself. With such a lineup to play in the Premier League, it is already a good result if he is not disabled.

Although Quaresma is not reconciled to losing, he has nothing to do. I am afraid that even if he becomes the number one player in the world in the future, he will not be able to bring such a group of little devils.

After this defeat, Arsenal's position in the standings fell again, being overtaken by Chelsea and Liverpool, and even the winning Tottenham riding on the Gunners' head, the situation is extremely bad.

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