I am Quaresma

In the afternoon, the players practiced corner kick tactics under the leadership of assistant coach Pai Molik.

Although in the Premier League, the success rate of direct scoring from corner kicks is less than 4%, but the victory may be piled up by the odds of less than 4%, and no detail can be sloppy.

Moreover, this is not only a problem of 4% goal rate, but also a problem of 4% goal loss rate. There is nothing wrong with corner kick offense and defense.

Quaresma rarely takes corners, so Eboue usually takes corners from the right.

The players took their positions in the penalty area, completed training according to the offensive and defensive requirements, and waited for Eboue to take a corner kick.

Quaresma is outside the penalty area. Although he is not very afraid of physical confrontation now, the dense crowd in the penalty area is not conducive to his performance, so it is far less threatening than ambush outside the penalty area.

Everyone looked at Eboue, the Ivorian laughed happily in the corner, and even a little inexplicable, Quaresma always had a bad premonition.

Eboue is not a player with normal mental attributes. He and Balotelli are also known as two of the world's most entertaining players, nicknamed Chaplin in football. Although he didn't seem to do much during this time, Quaresma knew that, Once this product is in a mood, it's strange if it doesn't make you turn upside down.

Sure enough, Eboue waves up!

While all his teammates were waiting for him to take the corner kick, this guy wriggled and danced in the corner area by himself, pouting his buttocks in a comical way, and really wanted to kick Quaresma hard on his ass.

The teammates all scratched their heads and even laughed angrily. With such a hot guy on the training ground, they couldn't be serious.

Pemoric yelled at Eboue, who was jumping like no one else: "You are crazy! Hurry up and take a corner!"

Eboue reluctantly stopped the dance of the hot eyes, and the smile on his face was still very twitchy.

Putting the ball back in the corner, Eboue stepped back, seemingly serious, ready to serve.

The teammates also moved to their positions again, and the training has to continue.

Eboue started the run, and his teammates began to exert their strength, either to grab a point or to make a clearance, all with their own clear goals.

Even Quaresma ran to the top of the arc, ready to grab the second spot.

But no one thought

Eboue kicked out without kicking anything, feinting everyone with a shot.

Eboue clutched his stomach and slapped the ground desperately, laughing to the point of cramping, playing tricks on everyone, and he felt extremely happy.

However, after a few seconds, when Eboue felt that the air was a little frozen, and it seemed that the top of his head was covered by dark clouds, he realized the difference.

The angry teammates had surrounded him, and that unkind expression made Eboue feel that life is precious for the first time.

The screams echoed over the Kearney training base. It was extremely miserable. Even assistant coach Pai Molik did not organize the players to commit murder. It was really too much for Eboue.

Anyway, when the players dispersed with satisfaction, Eboue's jersey was full of big footprints, and it was almost invisible.

This story tells us profoundly - there are risks in teasing, and second-hand goods need to be cautious.

Of course, the Arsenal players will definitely not make a killing move. Even when they are kicking around, they are mostly playful. They really can't bear to kill a living treasure like Eboue.

At least with him, the atmosphere at Kearney's training base is much more cheerful.

However, Quaresma sometimes looks at Eboue with some sympathy. Maybe his teammates regard Eboue as a teaser, but Quaresma knows that this teaser will be a bit pitiful in the future.

Because of his low level of education and low level of education, Eboue has been fooled a lot, and it is his wife who has cheated him the most.

His white daughter-in-law often took out documents for Eboue to sign, telling him that it was proof of investment or something. Eboe felt that his daughter-in-law couldn’t cheat him, so he signed it without looking at it.

As a result, when his daughter-in-law asked him for a divorce, he was dumbfounded, and because of the documents he signed, he was expelled from the house.

Although Eboue is not a top star, his annual salary in Arsenal is not cheap, especially in Galatasaray, he earned 8 million euros in two seasons, and it is conservatively estimated that he can earn more than 20 million in his entire career. .

Then, the cash, financial management, and real estate were all taken away by his white wife. Even Eboue couldn't even see his children.

The most incredible thing is that the media later reported that Eboue was suffering from AIDS. Although the agent later clarified that the news was false, who can tell?

Anyway, this happy guy slowly lost his joy, unspeakable irony.

Alas, since the teammates have played a game, if Eboue is really down in the future, it is right for him to lend a helping hand. There is no problem in arranging him to be a youth coach in the club he bought, although he Not necessarily qualified to be the first-team head coach, but it's okay to play football with children happily.

No, no, wouldn't that make all the little ones a little funny?

A bunch of Eboues?

It's scary to think about!

Forget it, you can be my bodyguard! Ha ha!

......

Because the relaxed atmosphere of winning the Champions League had not lasted for a few days, the sky above Kearney's training base was once again shrouded in a shadow.

Not because of bad weather in London, but because of bad news.

Highbury King Henry will miss the next few games with a groin strain.

Groin again!

Arsenal's groin seemed to be cursed, with one problem after another.

Ljungberg and Reyes were both on the injured list because of groin problems. Ljungberg had just come back, but Henry was injured again!

As the King of Highbury, Henry has always carried all the expectations of Arsenal fans. His injury is undoubtedly the most terrible loss for Arsenal.

Wenger wants to fire the team doctor, will a small groin kill Arsenal?

The news of Henry's injury was reported by the media, and those who followed Arsenal couldn't help sighing secretly. Although the Gunners this season are not bad luck, they are also plagued by bad luck.

If Arsenal still fails in the league this season, then the culprit may not be strength, it may be injuries.

Although the Arsenal fans were heartbroken, this time they found that they were surprisingly strong and did not seem to have too much despair.

When they think about it, they know why.

It turns out that Quaresma has established an image of himself as omnipotent in the hearts of fans in a very short period of time. After losing Henry, because of Quaresma, fans still retain hope.

Before you know it, Quaresma has become Highbury's darling!