I am Quaresma

After a tough win over West Ham, Arsenal barely managed to hold on to their results.

At the beginning of the season, Arsenal was in such a bad situation. It suffered from consecutive injuries and was unstable. If they could not get out of the fog as soon as possible, then when the season entered the mid-term or even the sprint stage, I am afraid that Arsenal would have already fallen behind.

Wenger sometimes can't help but sigh, is the Premier League so difficult now?

Look at Chelsea and Manchester United, how can it be so easy?

Did I start the season on hard mode and Chelsea and Manchester United on easy mode?

And Wenger always feels that the atmosphere in the Arsenal team is a bit lazy now, and he has to find a way to solve it.

As a result, Wenger retreated for two days and came up with a big lottery turntable, just like a shopping lottery.

When Wenger lifted the lottery turntable to the training ground and set it aside, the players were dumbfounded, including Quaresma, who didn't know what Wenger was going to do.

After the players gathered, Wenger excitedly pointed to the lottery turntable in front of him and said: "From now on, one more rule will be set up on the training ground. If a player is not serious in training, he will not give 100% in training. state, then we will punish him."

"Did you see, there are various punishment methods on this turntable. If your training attitude is not serious, then I'm sorry, please turn the turntable, whichever punishment the pointer points to, you are ready to do it according to the above punishment methods. !"

Wenger's tone was full of pride, obviously he was very complacent that he could make such an artifact as the lottery turntable.

The players didn't react for a long time, and they were completely dumbfounded.

Wenger is playing for real?

Is this the fake Wenger in front of you?

Lean over and quickly see what punishments are on the turntable. Seeing Wenger's attitude, their future fate will be determined by this turntable.

If it's just running a few laps and doing a few push-ups, they don't care about these pediatrics at all.

But if the above are all inhuman punishments, it might as well kill them.

"Ten laps around the training base"

Um,

Although this may be a bit tiring, it is still within their acceptable range!

"Cleaning training props for a week"

It doesn't seem to be difficult.

"Cleaning the toilets of the training base for a week"

This is rather disgusting. Thinking of the embarrassment of squatting in the toilet and operating it, I am afraid that I will lose my fame.

"Women's Dress Show"

This is good! Is this a punishment?

......

The various punishments are different. Although the players are not shocked, it is not easy to relax, especially the ones with hell difficulty. Thinking about it is scary.

Of course, there is also a little bit of disdain. Some people think that Wenger is just talking, and some people think that this punishment is just pediatrics, with a light face.

Quaresma is not panic. He has always been the most serious in training. It is impossible for Wenger to ignore it.

But he still couldn't understand how Wenger came up with such an idea.

This is not Wenger at all!

The first day of training was over, and some people were actually seen by the coaching staff as being lazy, but according to the degree of laziness, Wenger only selected one person to be punished, and this person was Eboue.

In fact, this guy isn't being lazy, he's just teasing him a bit on the training ground, flirting with this for a while, and playing with that for a while, just like Teddy, there is no time to be honest at all.

When he was selected and punished, Eboue was a little proud, and even made Quaresma think that this guy must think the lottery turntable is very interesting, and he wants to experience it for the first time.

So Wenger satisfied him.

Under the curious gazes of all his teammates, Eboue walked quickly to the lottery turntable, turned around and made a face before turning the turntable violently.

Everyone stretched their necks and waited for the result, but after waiting for a long time, the turntable was still spinning, as if it had no intention of stopping at all.

Everyone's eyes became suspicious, and they turned their heads to Wenger.

Wenger was a little embarrassed to see, and explained softly: "Too much lubricant..."

Finally, the turntable stopped, and the pointer pointed to "Go to a training session for the young players in the youth training camp"

Everyone in anticipation collectively "cut". I thought I would see a peerless show, but I didn't expect it to be such a boring punishment.

Eboue also expressed dissatisfaction, "Why not women's clothing?"

Quaresma heard Eboue's muttering and almost fell to his death here.

What made him even more devastated was that Franimi complained from the side, "Why isn't it women's clothing? That way I can sell some women's clothing to Eboue!"

Quaresma cried, who are these people around him?

At the end of training the next morning, Eboue took them to the youth training camp together, euphemistically, everyone set an example for the young players.

Wenger attaches great importance to the youth training, and naturally will not stop them. Under Eboue's hard pleading, several animals finally had no choice but to go to the youth training camp together.

The director of the youth training camp is Wenger's old partner Liam Brady, who is also a very well-known authority in the youth training field. Although Quaresma has never dealt with him, he has at least heard his name.

Quaresma couldn't help but pray, Eboue should not do anything in the youth training camp, otherwise Wenger won't be able to save him!

However, Quaresma was obviously worried too much. As soon as Eboue entered the youth academy, he turned himself into a child, so innocent that Quaresma couldn’t associate that funny image with him.

That's fine, so you don't have to worry about it.

Quaresma was wildly sought after by the young players in the youth academy, and each one of them turned into little fans, admiring Quaresma immensely.

There is no doubt that Quaresma's style of play is so gorgeous, it is very easy to attract fans.

And Quaresma has become the new darling of Highbury Stadium this season. If it weren't for his excellent performance, Arsenal might now be in the bottom of the standings.

"Quaresma, come and see my outer instep, do you have your charm?"

"Don't look at him, mine is authentic, I watch your video training every day!"

"What's that, I sleep with Quaresma's poster in my arms every day!"

"I also face the posters of Quaresma every day..."

......

In order to compete for a few positions closer to Quaresma, the little guys almost didn't fight. Such a relaxed environment made Quaresma very comfortable.

It seems that it is good to come to the youth training camp more often when I have nothing to do, otherwise I would just put the extra training here!

He knows very well how incredible the power of idols is for young people!