I am Quaresma

"Quick, help me catch a few, I want to keep them!" Quaresma shouted a little excitedly to the staff who were trying to drive away the moles.

Hamsters can be raised, and moles are also rats, so why not raise them!

Take such a cute little thing home, and the next time a girl comes to her house, she must not be cute by a little mole, and then she can do whatever she wants?

Just think about it, it's beautiful!

However, before Quaresma could think deeply, a basin of cold water was thrown.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Quaresma, I'm afraid it will be difficult to realize your wish. According to the law, we cannot directly catch wild animals to raise them, which will make you prosecuted!" The staff told Quaresma solemnly. .

hat?

Can't raise?

Looking at the situation, the moles are already flooding into a disaster, and it is still impossible to catch them. Does this law protect people or animals?

However, Quaresma didn't think that the staff had nothing to joke with and scare him, so he could only regretfully give up the idea.

It looks like a large whack-a-mole game scene in front of you. One drilled out here. Before the staff rushed over, it drilled back and then drilled out from there. Maybe these moles were still having fun!

Quaresma was so interested in watching this big play of repelling moles at the training base. Under the guidance of the professional personnel hired urgently, the staff finally caught all the moles and sent them to the wild. All of them were almost exhausted.

However, it will take time to restore the turf, and Quaresma estimates that tomorrow's training session will not be considered.

After returning home and training on his own, Quaresma simply went to school to find Emma after masturbating for a few hours at his own training volume.

That's right, Emma is that free and easy girl who slept until she took off her bra in class.

However, when he entered the familiar classroom, Quaresma did not see the girl, and even the entire classroom was empty.

At this time, isn't this classroom a course on principles of economics?

He wanted to make a surprise attack, but it failed, and Quaresma could only take out the phone and call Emma.

"Beauty,

I'm in your classroom, why aren't you in class today? ' Quaresma's tone was a little puzzled.

Emma giggled on the other end of the phone, laughed for a long time, and then explained to Quaresma: "Our professor Gina has taken a leave of absence, it is said that she has recently fallen into love and is busy with a lot younger than him. The year-old girlfriend is in love with her concubine, and she has a second spring, and she has no intention to come to teach us!"

Quaresma's whole body is in a bad mood in an instant!

Nima, absolute force is a little trick!

Xiaofa must have won the female professor!

I'll go for it!

I can really kneel down for Xiaofa, looking at the age of the female professor, maybe she is older than Xiaofa's mother, I really don't know why he has such a strong taste!

If Xiaofa and the female professor really get together, it will take a few years for Xiaofa to accompany the female professor to join the square dance. Thinking about it, I can't bear to look directly at the scene.

"Let's go to dinner!" Quaresma decided not to think too much about this issue, so he hurriedly asked Emma out.

Although the girl is also called Emma, ​​the same name as the heroine of the "Harry Potter" series of movies, but she is no worse than the female star Emma, ​​especially her carefree temperament, which is the best The place that attracts Quaresma.

Emma is not contrived in front of Quaresma, or in front of everyone, completely different from those coquettish bitches, very real.

It's like now, sitting in the restaurant, Emma is very happy to eat the pork chop she likes. She doesn't look like a lady's jasper at all. Although it is not so elegant, it has a different kind of charm.

Quaresma was almost in a daze, his eyes were straight and his desire to attack was very strong.

Emma looked up and saw Quaresma like this, and suddenly felt a little embarrassed.

"Am I indecent?" Emma smiled embarrassedly.

Quaresma was stunned for a moment, then shook his head quickly, "No no, very good, you eat yours, I'm just looking at the pork chop!"

After speaking, Quaresma couldn't help but laugh.

Emma rolled her cute eyes, is she not as attractive as pork chops?

A couple on the table next to them couldn't help laughing. They had already seen that Quaresma was single based on her strength.

The lunch was very pleasant, and when he walked out of the restaurant, Quaresma did not expect that Emma suddenly wanted to prank herself.

"I went out to dinner with you, does your wife know?" Emma raised her head and asked loudly, "When did you divorce her and stay with me?"

Quaresma is completely stunned, are you having a split personality or what?

Where do I have a wife?

What are you talking about?

However, when Quaresma saw the curious and contemptuous expression of the passerby next to him, Quaresma understood that this was clearly Emma playing tricks on herself.

Can't stop laughing, you are so funny!

Then you have to cooperate!

So Quaresma pretended to be impatient and said to Emma: "Do you really think I have feelings for you? Everyone is just playing around, are you a little too naive?"

As soon as these words came out, Emma's acting skills exploded, and Hyun Ran burst into tears, and Quaresma was almost at a loss with that pitiful look.

"Scumbag!"

The passers-by who passed by couldn't help but start cursing.

Quaresma winked at Emma, ​​"It's almost done, don't make it so hard that you can't get off the stage for a while!"

But before Emma finished her work, a young man suddenly rushed over not far away, glared at Quaresma with a look of righteous indignation, and then immediately turned to Emma.

"A scumbag like him doesn't deserve you to be with you, otherwise you can come with me, and I will definitely not let you down!"

Quaresma almost spit out a mouthful of water, what's the matter with you?

Emma was also taken aback for a moment, and even forgot to continue the performance.

We're joking, are you a little bit into the game?

Besides, with the freckles on your face, even if I leave the scumbag, I don't want to be with you...

Then, under the freckled boy's heartbroken gaze, Quaresma and Emma walked away with their arms around them.

"You're so naughty!" Quaresma couldn't help but scratched Emma's little nose.

Emma stuck out her tongue. She really didn't expect such a weird guy, but it's interesting, isn't it?

"I almost got into the play just now, you sounded like a scumbag!"

Quaresma smiled but said nothing.

Am I a scumbag?

I do not know either!

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