I am Quaresma

hat trick!

The effect exploded!

Basically everyone watching this game blew up!

Quaresma wants to go to the sky, who can stop it?

He performed a hat-trick in the opening 7 minutes, so it doesn't make sense!

Even if you are protected by the Basic Law of Travelers, you can't be too arrogant, right?

Fortunately, no one knows that Quaresma is a time traveler, otherwise it would be a mess!

In fact, it's already messed up.

Excellent players are crawling all over the floor, but such an excellent player as Quaresma is already unique.

When others are still bleeding and crying for a goal, Quaresma has easily performed a hat-trick, can you be mentally balanced?

Open to get off work in seven minutes?

Such a weekly salary of 10 a week is too easy to get!

Manchester City is also suffering from bad luck. Why is the big-mouthed Pierce commenting on Quaresma?

What does it matter to you if people are in good condition?

Well now, in order to prove that I am in good condition, in order to slap you, the thug Quaresma directly killed Manchester City!

This is not what it deserves!

Well, Quaresma is perverted enough!

Obviously, there was a big explosion in the World Cup, and he should rest and recuperate for a while when he returns to the season. The state of the last game was indeed not good, and this is proof!

But who would have thought that in just one week, the omnipotent Quaresma came back again, stepping on the corpse of Manchester City to announce the return of the king of heaven.

Not to mention Manchester City, even Chelsea would have to kneel when they met such an unreasonable Quaresma!

At this time, Middlesbrough coach Southgate, who was watching the game in front of the TV, was full of joy!

Middlesbrough's opponent in the next round is Arsenal.

Fortunately, he didn't have nothing to mock Quaresma's poor state like Pierce, otherwise Manchester City in this game is probably Middlesbrough in the next game!

I can't afford it!

Manchester City has collapsed!

Not only is the mentality broken, but the spirit is also broken!

Looking at such an exaggerated Quaresma, the Manchester City players always feel that the one they are fighting with is not an earthling, at least not a normal earthling?

Which normal person can treat Manchester City like a grandson?

The game restarted, and the Manchester City people who were playing at home could no longer raise any fighting spirit. At least, they had given up trying to equalize the score.

The premise of desperation is that you can see hope. If you can't even see hope, you will do your best for the fans.

But now even the most diehard fans don't think that Manchester City still has a chance to win!

Therefore, Manchester City doesn't want to attack anymore, and all members retreat to defend, so lose less and win.

Losing three at home is justifiable, but if they are poured seven or eight by Arsenal, what face do they have to face the fans?

Do you think it is not easy for Arsenal to fill Manchester City seven or eight times?

With Quaresma's crazy performance now, a hat trick can't satisfy him at all.

Next to him is Henry, who is eyeing him, and Ballack, who is looking forward to scoring his first goal for Arsenal. Which one is not a dangerous person?

Facing Arsenal who are like a wolf like a tiger, just thinking about it makes me feel stuffy!

A large number of fans have already started to leave the field. If they don’t leave, why don’t they stay here and watch the team being abused?

"Do you want to win the Premier League Golden Boot in one game?" Henry jokingly said with his arms around Quaresma.

However, Quaresma's answer made Henry speechless for a while.

"How do you know?" Quaresma looked at Henry playfully, winked and said, "Why do we need to score more in this game, and completely throw you away, so that you don't have to compete with me for the golden boot!"

After finishing speaking, Quaresma laughed.

After a long time, Henry rolled his eyes and gave Quaresma a look of "I really don't want to talk to you". Quaresma's words were too heartbreaking.

It is unrealistic to say that Henry has no idea about the Premier League Golden Boot. After all, he is also a well-known super striker in world football. He scored a lot of goals. Last season's Premier League Golden Boot is the best proof.

But even last season, he felt the tremendous pressure brought by Quaresma. With a teammate with such a high scoring efficiency by his side, Henry worked very hard!

However, in this summer's World Cup, Quaresma has soared into the sky, and his scoring efficiency has improved a lot, making all the super shooters feel ashamed!

Henry felt that he was probably inferior to Quaresma when it came to scoring goals.

A hat-trick was easily completed in a few minutes, but it was not so easy for him to score a goal.

But it's wrong for you to show off so nakedly, without you being so heartbroken!

Come!

Let's see how you throw me away with a game!

I don't believe it, you can really enter seven or eight of them?

If you really score more than double-digit goals, I'll give you the captain's badge!

You will be the captain in the future!

I mess with you!

...

Quaresma didn't know what Henry was thinking at this time, if he knew, he should be very happy!

He has been coveting the captain's embroidery for a long time!

Football is also a place that pays attention to qualifications. If you want to be the captain, you usually have to have enough prestige. If you can't convince the crowd, no one will listen to you if you become the captain.

During the Porto period, the captain Costa was an old courtier of the team. He accompanied the team through the glory and fell to the bottom. There is no problem with his strength. He is the best candidate for the captain. His teammates are very convinced of him.

At Arsenal, although the captain Vieira had just left when Quares came, King Henry of Highbury directly took over the captain's armband. Even though he was not as aggressive as Vieira, his contribution to Arsenal Also enough to make teammates listen to him.

Obviously, Quaresma has no chance to snatch Henry's captain's armband. It doesn't mean that he is the strongest, but he must be the captain. Otherwise, I am afraid that more than half of the teams in the rich clubs will change their captains.

Therefore, if Quaresma wants to be the captain, such Henry will leave or retire.

But being the captain of Arsenal doesn't seem like a good thing, so don't be sold by Arsenal...

On the contrary, in the Portuguese national team, the hope of becoming the captain is quite high.

After winning the World Cup, captain Figo may gradually fade out of the national team. A group of veterans will no longer enter the national team squad. Scolari will inevitably re-appoint a captain.

Without veteran players, there are not many who can compete with Quaresma.

Simon?

Ronaldo?

Or Deco?

Quaresma feels that he has a better chance of being the captain!

The only thing to worry about is Scolari. If he is worried that he will cause trouble, I am afraid he will not let himself be the captain!

Well, this question may not need to be considered for the time being. Now, let's think about how to use this game to directly lead the scorer list!

Hat trick is enough?

In the past two seasons, although the number of hat-tricks completed is not too many, it is not new!

But the fourth year of happiness, I haven't realized it once.

The game has only been going on for less than ten minutes now, and with the rest of the time, could it be that he still can't score a goal?

Especially when Manchester City has almost surrendered, it's not difficult at all!

It's not Quaresma's arrogance, but his strength. Facing Manchester City, whose defense system is not strong, he will not encounter too strong obstacles.

The three goals just now have proved this point.

Therefore, after the restart, Quaresma, who has longed for his senior year, has become more active, and he has his eyes on Manchester City defender Dunn!

The old guy is now the weakest link in Manchester City's formation. He scored against him twice, and finally even snatched the ball directly from his feet to complete a single goal. If he didn't know about Dunn's situation, I'm afraid Quaresma would regard him as Arsenal. Na's undercover.

If there is the first dead mouse, there will be a second one, but if you are a bully, just catch one bully!

However, it may be that Quaresma's unreasonable behavior aroused the same hatred among the Manchester City players, and they decided to rescue Dunn!

But the way to rescue Dunn is not to block Quaresma from the threat area, but to replace Dunn and become the one who was eaten by Quaresma raw and forceful.

In the great work of delivering express delivery, the Manchester City people went on and on and did their best.

In the tenth minute, Quaresma took the ball from the left and made a pass from a 45-degree angle. However, the pass was a little high. Henry in the middle did not grab this point, and Ballack, who went forward to the top, also missed it.

But at this time, no one thought that the already threatening attack would push Manchester City into the abyss.

The Swedish goalkeeper jumped up and wanted to hug the ball, but he was not familiar with Quaresma's way of playing. The strong rotation of the ball caught him off guard, but he failed to touch the ball.

Under his stunned and desperate expression, Quaresma's cross has already spun directly into the dead corner of the goal!

In an instant, the entire Etihad Stadium wailed. Today, Manchester City really suffered the worst start in history!

Not to mention others, Quaresma himself is stupid there, he would never have thought that his casual cross unexpectedly turned into a goal!

ten minutes!

Big Four!

Am I dreaming!

Yes, I really want to score goals, but you are too cooperative!

If you send them off one after another, aren't you afraid that others will say that you are acting?

However, Quaresmar doesn't care what the Manchester City people think, anyway, he scored a goal, and this is the key!

Opening his arms and flying on the turf of the stadium, the smile on Quaresma's face has completely bloomed and is extremely brilliant.

At this time, all the fans watching the game, watching the flying Quaresma, have already shown the horror of seeing aliens, and the horror of seeing God.

Are we awake, or are we dreaming?

Otherwise, it would be Manchester City playing match-fixing!

Four goals in 10 minutes, why don't you go to heaven?

Even if you are the number one football player in the world, you don't need to be so exaggerated, right?

Unbelievably, Wenger on the sidelines snapped the zipper of his clothes, but he didn't notice it at all.

If it is said that Quaresma is now possessed by the soul of God, Wenger must believe it.

I'm afraid even if God wants to clean up Manchester City, it may not be so unreasonable!

Glancing at Pierce not far away with sympathetic eyes, Wenger couldn't help but want to laugh.

Maybe if you don't provoke Quaresma before the game, I'm afraid that even if Quaresma breaks out, he won't be so exaggerated.

Well now, you asked for it!

This lesson is painful enough!

In fact, Pierce is indeed about to collapse now. The game has only been played for 10 minutes, but he feels like a century has passed.

Once doubted life!

Opposite is Arsenal, yes, but I also lead the Premier League team!

Why does it feel like taking an amateur team to compete with Arsenal now?

I'm afraid even if it's an amateur team, it won't be beaten by Arsenal in 10 minutes, right?

Or do you mean that there are too many undercover agents in your team?

Dunn gave away continuously, and now even the goalkeeper started to give away, I just want to know, how much did you charge?

Looking at Quaresma who was celebrating crazily with his teammates on the field, Pierce knew that he might have really done something stupid, an extremely stupid thing!

If time can be turned back, then I must first praise Quaresma.

Not to mention how desperate Pierce felt after being shocked and annoyed, but the terrible fact of four goals in 10 minutes was right in front of him and could not be avoided at all.

Some keen media people have already begun to search for information. If it is said that the 7-minute hat-trick may not be the fastest hat-trick in the Premier League, but the 10-minute big four must have broken the Premier League record, or even the world record.

The first big four in the Premier League appeared in the 93-94 season. Norwich striker Ekocu completed the big four in 25 minutes, which was recorded in history.

Although it takes strength and luck to make it into the big four, it is rare, but there are also some stars who occasionally descend to the earth.

Robbie Fowler, Owen, Solskjaer, Andy Cole...

These stars have contributed incredible big four to the fans.

Among them, Manchester United player Solskjaer holds the record for the fastest big four.

In the 98-99 season, Manchester United played away against Nottingham Forest. Solskjaer came off the bench in the second half and scored 4 goals in just 13 minutes. I am afraid that is how he got his title as a super substitute!

However, Quaresma's performance is even more incredible now, directly breaking Solskjaer's record, and surpassing his predecessors with an unrivaled attitude.

From now on, the surname of this record will be Quaresma!

And I'm afraid that for a long time to come, it will be difficult for anyone to break this record.

In other words, only Quaresma himself can break his own record!

Quaresma has become an amazing guy since Porto, and nothing seems to stop him.

So now, after breaking the record of the fastest big four goals, what records are waiting for him?

Five sons enrolling?

There have been three players in history who have achieved this achievement before, and there is even a player who scored five goals in half a game, which is so fierce.

But now it seems that this record can't help Quaresma!

With 80 minutes left in the game, can you guarantee that Quaresma, who has already scored 4 goals, cannot score another goal?

If you say he is in a bad state, it must be yourself!

The record of five goals is not difficult, but what about six goals?

In the history of the Premier League, no player has ever achieved the feat of six goals in a single game. In the old League One era, there were, but it can only be said to be the ancient times.

So, is it difficult for Quaresma to score two goals in 80 minutes?

Perhaps, in today's game, Quaresma may break all the goals and records all over again!

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