I am Quaresma

Hamburg's home court has fallen!

Quaresma's second goal, like a strategic missile launched from the sea, fell from the sky and shattered the small stadium to the ground!

All Hamburg fans have lost their fanatical voices, and such pain is beyond their ability to bear.

At this moment, the Arsenal players frantically celebrating the goal, in the eyes of the Hamburg fans, are so invincible!

Has the game lost its suspense from now on, or has it lost its suspense from the very beginning?

No one knows!

But at least for now, the hamburger is powerless!

Quaresma soared and sprinted with open arms, like a crazy wild horse, rushing all the way to the stands where the Arsenal fans came from afar, and took advantage of the slippery field to kneel down with passion!

one meter

two meters

five meters

ten meters

...

It's so slippery!

Can't stop the car!

If Henry, who was warming up nearby, hadn't stopped Quaresma halfway, I am afraid that Quaresma would have slid all the way into the player tunnel, and it is not impossible to even turn a corner and slide into the locker room...

This is what it feels like to fly!

Even if it's embarrassing, Quaresma still finds it very enjoyable!

Scored twice!

I used a rain battle to prove that I am still omnipotent!

There is nothing more exciting than this!

Now, Quaresma is looking forward to the snow battle, so what kind of experience will it be?

...

The first half is over,

With a score of 3:0, the team returned to the locker room, but what was completely different from the opening was the current state of the players of the two teams.

The rain can keep fighting spirit and mood, but it can be scored.

"A Premier League game to win the Golden Boot, now you want a Champions League group match to win the Golden Boot?"

As he walked to the locker room, Henry spoke to Quaresma with a resentment that Quaresma had known in the past.

Quaresma shrugged, "Can you blame me? Do I have to waste the chance to score on purpose?"

Henry was speechless!

He envies Quaresma very much. Although he is still at the peak of his career, minor injuries from time to time still make him have to miss many games.

And more importantly, Quaresma's scoring ability makes him even more envious, and at the same time he is not envious!

It's okay to take the Premier League Golden Boot, but do you want to defend the Champions League Golden Boot?

It seems that I really have to work hard. Even if I don't compete with Quaresma for the golden boot, I can't score too many goals behind Quaresma. Otherwise, where will I put my old face?

The players walked into the locker room talking and laughing. Quaresma was still thinking about scoring another goal in the second half and performing a hat-trick, but Wenger poured cold water on his head!

Wenger actually replaced him!

I'm not Eboue, and I didn't snatch your Miss Lucy, why did you replace me?

Quaresma was very puzzled. Although it was Henry who replaced him, he was in such a good state, it didn't make sense at all!

Well, it must be the forgetful old man who feels that his physical fitness is not good again!

In addition, Quaresma really can't think of other possibilities.

Sitting on the bench, Quaresma watched the game very seriously. This is also a way to increase the team's ability to cooperate. He will not let go of any opportunity to improve himself.

But not long after the start of the second half, Quaresma felt very lucky. Fortunately, the old man replaced him, otherwise he might be lying on the ground and rolling around now.

Maybe because of the smooth progress of the game and then Quaresma ignored some things, but in fact, they still exist.

De Jong made a fierce tackle in the midfield and sent Henry flying out. The scream made Quaresma palpitate.

It's brutal!

If someone said that De Jong was born as a butcher, Quaresma would definitely believe it.

Henry rolled on the ground several times, but he still couldn't take off the terrible impact. Even if he didn't need the team doctor to check him, he probably had an answer. I'm afraid the captain of Arsenal who just played is about to be injured and leave the field again. !

Sure enough, a stretcher entered the venue, hurriedly lifted Henry off, the ambulance started, and he was sent directly to the hospital.

Quaresma couldn't help but click his tongue, a ruthless person will always be a ruthless person, maybe he keeps silent, but once he makes a move, blood will inevitably splatter five steps!

Henry was also unlucky. He was injured and left the field before playing Manchester City. Although the injury was not serious, he also played in the last game, but in order to protect Henry, Wenger did not let him start this game.

But who would have thought that just after coming off the bench in the second half, and before he touched the ball a few times, he would be sent off again!

This is a man-made disaster that cannot be escaped!

In fact, the Arsenal players on the field were very angry, and a few guys headed by Ballack wanted to clean up De Jong aggrievedly, and the field was already in chaos.

Quaresma couldn't help but sigh slightly, even if the game is won, it still doesn't feel like a good deal.

Does Henry help himself from disaster?

Go back and buy a fruit basket to see him!

The kind of fruit basket with apples, peaches, persimmons, plums, chestnuts and pears...

The game was suspended for a long time. After resuming, De Jong was sent off, and Arsenal were able to play more and less.

There was no more suspense in the game, Adebayor scored another goal, Fafa also scored from a long distance, and even Clichy contributed a world wave from outside the penalty area. Arsenal scored three more goals in the second half.

6:0

With a massacre-like score, Arsenal left the People's Park with their heads held high!

This score is probably not expected by everyone.

Even though the defending champion Arsenal has a strong and unrivaled strength, it is still unknown how much strength they can exert in an away game and encounters a rainy game, and there is even the possibility of capsized in the gutter.

But the result exceeded everyone's expectations!

Arsenal is too cruel, as cruel as De Jong's flying shovel!

It feels like turning the third place in the Bundesliga into the Bundesliga team!

Is the gap that big?

Switching to Bayern may not be able to ravage Hamburg like this!

If there was no episode of Henry being injured, then for Arsenal, this would definitely be a perfect game!

The defending champion got off to a very smooth start!

At the press conference after the game, the German reporters had no face to ask Quaresma some questions, because Quaresma has enough arrogant capital.

Scored twice in the half game, as efficient as ever, but also brutal!

Fortunately, Wenger was substituted in the second half of the game, otherwise he would have scored...or he would have been scrapped by De Jong!

Because of this big victory, the media naturally praised Arsenal a lot.

What is the defending champion's sword pointing at defending the title, what is the strength of Arsenal that is the best in Europe, what is there is no suspense for Arsenal to win the championship...

Anyway, according to them, Arsenal can already play in the alien league!

The media is such a virtue. When you are in good shape, he will teach you to praise you to the sky, but once you are not in good shape, they will step on you harder than anyone else!

The public opinion touting Quaresma is also rampant. At least, Quaresma's performance is indeed amazing.

In the last three games, two in the Premier League and one in the Champions League, Quaresma has scored eight goals, and his scoring efficiency has simply broken through the sky!

After claiming the World Cup Golden Boot in incredible fashion, Quaresma has proven that he is a born super-scorer.

At the beginning of the new season, Quaresma has fired on both fronts and is already unstoppable!

It's just that Quaresma doesn't care about these public opinions, which won't affect him in the slightest.

It's fine to brag, as long as you know you're awesome!

It's not too late to be happy when you become the real king of the ball.

 …

After playing Hamburg and returning to the Premier League, Arsenal fought consecutively and won two victories.

In the fourth round, the Gunners played against Sheffield United at home and won an easy victory. Quaresma started the game and scored the opening goal. Adebayor was in good form and scored a goal , Coupled with Ballack's explosive shot, Arsenal won with three goals.

In the fifth round, away to Charlton, Quaresma once again became the corkscrew and made great contributions to Arsenal's victory.

At the end of the five rounds of the league, Arsenal led the standings with a complete victory.

Since the start of the season, Arsenal's state has surprised countless people-too stable, too strong!

Compensating for the deficiencies in the lineup, Quaresma's sharp sword has been fully sharpened. Even though Henry has minor injuries, he can still achieve extremely stable results.

Even if the season is long, no one can predict what will happen later, but it is clear that Arsenal already has the ability to win the championship.

The big bad wolf is coming!

In the standings, Chelsea, which has won the Premier League title for two consecutive seasons, won three consecutive victories after an unexpected loss to Middlesbrough in the second round, with four wins and one loss accumulating 12 points, only one goal away from Arsenal , this result is actually not so unacceptable.

But now ranked second in the standings is not Chelsea, but Manchester United.

The Red Devils started with a four-game winning streak. Although they were tied away by Reading in the just-concluded fifth round, they still ranked ahead of Chelsea with 13 points.

In fact, these three teams can now be regarded as the first group in the standings. As for Liverpool, Benitez's team is in a bad state. It only scored 7 points in the first five rounds, barely ranking in the middle, and it is not like a city rival. Everton.

Although the long season has just begun, it is not a good sign to fall behind from the beginning. If the gap has emerged, it will never be an easy task to smooth it out.

In the scorer list, Quaresma is thriving, with a clear lead.

Scoring 8 goals in five rounds, no one can put pressure on Quaresma when Ruud van Nistelrooy is away from the Iberian Peninsula and Henry is injured.

Most people already have a concept in their minds, as long as Quaresma is not affected by serious injuries, then this season's Premier League Golden Boot will definitely be in his pocket.

The probability of Quaresmar winning the Golden Boot is far higher than that of Arsenal winning the championship.

However, there are also some people who believe that Arsenal's current strength is just a fake performance, because in the first five rounds of the Premier League, Arsenal did not encounter a strong enemy at all, and there is no way to prove their own strength.

After all, Arsenal has always been very experienced in abusing food. In case a strong team is exposed, then don't mention any championship.

And the next round of the Premier League is the best chance for Arsenal to prove themselves. They will team up with Manchester United to dedicate a top battle for the fans. Only by defeating Manchester United will Arsenal have the confidence to claim the championship!

There is no doubt that this game has attracted the attention of fans all over the world.

The century of the Premier League is a history book of confrontation. Maybe many people don't know what happened in ancient times, but in recent decades, the main theme of confrontation will not change.

From the double red meeting between Manchester United and Liverpool, to the confrontation between Arsenal and Manchester United in the past ten years, and now Chelsea has emerged suddenly, and the strong lead the coquettish.

Regardless of Chelsea, the confrontation between Arsenal and Manchester United is the most exciting part of the Premier League in the past 10 years.

Now, the two teams are once again going to score a victory on the green field.

Quaresma is looking forward to it!

He knows that Chelsea may miss the championship this season, and Manchester United's stable state makes them the biggest winners.

But that is already the history of the previous life, and my arrival is destined to change some things!

I am afraid that this season's Premier League will still be a direct confrontation between Manchester United and Arsenal!

Before the game, the atmosphere of the battle had been heated up, and eye-catching highlights were also brought out to attract people's attention. The strong influence of the Premier League was undoubtedly displayed at this moment.

The fans were clearly divided into two factions, supporting their respective home teams, and the war of words was extremely lively.

The media fueled the flames, and various gossips emerged one after another, as if this game was a big event like a comet hitting the earth, and it was even more important than the melting of the Arctic iceberg.

"The top battle, the Premier League may return to the era of Wenger Ferguson's battle for supremacy! "

"Quaresma and Ronaldo face off for the first time after winning the World Cup, love and kill each other! "

"The snipe and the clam fight for the fisherman's profit, and Chelsea behind him waits for the two teams to draw! "

"Quaresma wants to continue the good momentum of scoring, Manchester United may not be able to limit Quaresma! "

"Wenger and Ferguson's 23rd eating date, who can have the last laugh?" "

 …

Not only the media joined in the fun, but also football experts from all walks of life appeared on the stage one after another, expressing their views on this game, and building up the popularity.

As usual, Ferguson, who is strong and active, usually provokes a war of words, first fighting a wave of public opinion war with Wenger, and, in the past, the result is usually that Wenger, who is not good at words, is defeated.

But this time, before Ferguson could speak first, a third party stepped in.

Mourinho was a show-stealer, provoking psychological warfare from the outside before Arsenal and Manchester United faced off.

"Although Manchester United is playing at home, facing Arsenal, which has a well-organized lineup and is in excellent condition, it may be difficult for Manchester United to retain their golden status at home!"

"Even if Ferguson has a way to limit Arsenal's smooth overall attack, he still can't limit Quaresma's performance. He is currently the most threatening superstar in world football. Quaresma will let Manchester United's defense know something. It's called despair!"

 …

Mourinho naturally hopes to directly add fire to the two teams to make the game more intense. No matter what the final result is, as long as their consumption is increased, Chelsea will become the final big winner.

Ferguson is very upset!

Why can't Manchester United beat Arsenal?

Even though he knew that this was Mourinho's psychological warfare, he still couldn't control his temper.

"I don't think Arsenal can win. Manchester United is also in good shape. We haven't tasted the taste of losing in the new season. On the contrary, Chelsea, instead of Mourinho caring about other games, it is better to think about how to adjust. Chelsea's state!"

"I remember last season, Chelsea didn't take advantage of Arsenal. Didn't Quaresma ravage Chelsea's defense enough?"

 …

Ferguson and Mourinho fought as if Manchester United's opponent was Chelsea, and Wenger was completely ignored.

Wenger couldn't help being a little skeptical about life. Obviously Manchester United's opponent is Arsenal, but why did you run to fight with Mourinho?

It's just inexplicable!

Not being fired by Ferguson for a while, Wenger actually felt a little uncomfortable all over, feeling lost, as if he had lost something important.

Quaresmar didn't know that Wenger had started to have a tendency to tremble a little. He was watching the public opinion to watch the excitement. Such a scene is rare!

Originally, Ferguson and Wenger were entangled, but now Mourinho suddenly stepped in. Isn't this a vulgar plot of an idol drama?

Anyway, Quaresma feels that Wenger has been a little unhappy these days, and he looks like he has been dumped, which is very worrying.

As for the hype about his topic in the media, Quaresma is in no mood to pay attention.

It's nothing more than whether it can continue the good momentum of scoring goals, whether it can save Arsenal as a savior, whether it can stage a passionate scene of falling in love with Ronaldo...

Anyway, these things, after the game is over, there will be results!

I am happy to score a goal, but the most important thing is to beat Manchester United and win a victory!

This is an early championship battle, and there is no room for sloppyness!

 …

"If I say we can win, I'm afraid you won't believe it!"

After receiving a call from Ronaldo, Ronaldo's stinky fart voice came from the other end, with an extremely firm tone.

The black lines on Quaresma's head hung down, "You have said this three times, and I haven't seen you Manchester United win!"

Ronaldo on the other end of the phone was silent for a moment, as if remembering something sad.

Quaresma was indeed right. During several matches last season, Ronaldo would call and provoke him, as if he was convinced of Quaresma, but the result was that Manchester United often lost embarrassingly.

"That's different, anyway, we are very strong this season!" Ronaldo is still hypnotizing himself, anyway, that's what he thinks.

It seems that this is not bad. Quaresma knows that Manchester United is indeed very strong, otherwise he would not have won the championship over Chelsea. Even though Chelsea has its own problems, it cannot deny the strength of Manchester United.

"Then your next sentence is to persuade me to join Manchester United and win the championship with you?" Quaresma said in a teasing tone. Last season, Ronaldo said so.

But this time, Ronaldo hastily denied it.

"No need, we are already strong, we don't need you!"

Quaresma sneered, expressing disdain.

Who gave you the courage?

Then I can only educate you in the competition, and let you see who is stronger!

Putting down the phone, Quaresma began to ponder.

I'm afraid this game is really not easy to play.

Manchester United are not at their peak this season, and their ability to win the championship is more due to their stable state, which is exactly what Ferguson's teams have always had.

However, this does not underestimate the strength of Manchester United.

In the summer, Manchester United had only one real investment in the transfer market, which was to buy midfielder Carrick to replace Keane who left the team.

Although Carrick became famous very early, he got the hang of it very late. Now that he has just been trained by Ferguson, he is far from being a real metronome. The midfield he leads may not be able to withstand the impact of Arsenal's midfield.

Ruud van Nistelrooy's departure will be a big loss for Manchester United, but Saha's abilities are also very comprehensive, and his partner with Rooney will also have good power.

Midfielders Scholes and Giggs are growing old and strong, and Ronaldo is gradually reaching the peak. In addition, Vidic and Evra introduced by the defense last winter are fully integrated into the team's tactical system and become an inseparable part of Manchester United. Manchester United's strength has improved compared to last season.

Such a Manchester United, after another season of careful polishing, became the triple crown in the next season in the previous life.

Such a Manchester United team is qualified to compete with Arsenal.

Arsenal have also improved significantly this season, even greater than Manchester United.

The arrival of Ballack has completely improved Arsenal's midfield strength and impact. What champion-level players bring is also championship-level competitiveness.

Of course, this game is not without Arsenal. Henry is injured and left the field in Germany. Although the injury is not too serious, he can only stay at home in this game and cannot go to Manchester with the team. Arsenal lacks A leading figure on the front line.

However, Quaresma feels that this will not affect Arsenal's performance too much. Adebayor is in excellent form, and his strong dominance can also complement Quaresma's ability, and he can also play the most threatening offense. .

Therefore, everything still depends on the performance on the court.

Chatted with Ronaldo for a while, put down the phone, and the bored Quaresma turned on the iron mode again.

Yesterday's training, he was a little stimulated!

I thought that with my current strength attribute, I might not be able to eat Adebayor raw, but if I resist it, it shouldn't be a big problem.

But it turns out that he really overestimated himself.

Adebayor arched hard, and Quaresma almost didn't fly out, which was embarrassing.

Quaresma's strength attribute exceeded 82, and he was so humiliated. Then, wouldn't Adebayor's strength be infinitely approaching 100?

It seems that everyone is right about the comparison between Adebayor and Drogba. I am afraid that Drogba may not be better than Adebayor simply by comparing strength.

I'm afraid that if I want to compete with these black and hard ones in terms of strength, I still have to continue to soak in equipment every day!

If you want to be an all-round striker, strength is absolutely indispensable.

When one day I can stand still in the face of any strong defender, I will succeed!

When the time comes, kneel down and call Dad!

 …

Arriving in Manchester one day earlier, although Ferguson did not arrange high-intensity training, Quaresma still had no intention of going out for a tour.

It's like flight attendants who fly all over the world every day. They seem to have been everywhere, but in fact, they may not have been out of the airport!

Huh?

Speaking of flight attendants, it seems that Eboue is planning to hold a theme party recently—a flight attendant theme party.

Adding to the excitement is asking all the girls at the party to dress up as flight attendants, which is also really exciting.

Do you want to participate too?

It's not that he's interested in flight attendants, he just wants to enjoy the food at the party!

It is estimated that Emma will not believe this.

Forget it, I'll buy a stewardess uniform later, and let Emma wear it when I get home to give myself some excitement!

When you have money, you can build a private jet, and the stewardess-themed party on the private jet is called a real stewardess-themed party, isn't it?

 …

The Old Trafford Stadium is as deep as ever. From a distance, there is a heavy feeling surrounded by history.

This point may have been in Highbury in the past, but now the Emirates Stadium obviously only has a modern atmosphere left.

Every time he comes to Old Trafford, Quaresma can't help but want to conquer here, in front of 80,000 fans, conquer their home team, this seems to be an innate desire, let Quaresma Both legs were trembling slightly.

"What did you do last night?" Seeing Quaresma's trembling with excitement, Eboue asked in surprise, "You didn't go out to steal fish by yourself last night, did you?"

Quaresma recovered and gave Eboue a burst.

I'm so excited!

Steal a piece of wool?

With a dark face, Quaresma is not excited now. With this group of wonderful teammates, you should never expect a normal style of painting.

Henry was away, and the captain's armband was worn on Gilberto Silva's arm.

For the captain's armband, Quaresma is really coveted. If it weren't for football, which also needs to be ranked according to seniority, Quaresma must have snatched it and put it on his arm.

Do you want to trick Gilberto Silva?

Putting the logo of a gay organization on the captain's armband, in this way, does it become Gilberto Silva supporting a gay organization?

In that case, it is estimated that there is not much difference from coming out of the closet directly!

Received countless ambiguous phone calls from gay men every night, and had to bear the different gazes of his opponents on the court. I guess Gilberto Silva will collapse!

If you lend me the captain's armband, I won't mess with you!

Of course, it is impossible for Quaresma to attack Gilberto Silva casually, he will kill himself.

Cranky, Quaresma couldn't help laughing out loud, which made Wenger who was speaking couldn't help frowning.

But at this time, Wenger will naturally not clean up Quaresma, he will still count on Quaresma in this game!

"I give you a higher degree of freedom in the frontcourt, and I will not interfere with your running position, but we must win this game, understand?" Wenger said to Quaresma in a serious tone.

Obviously, the old man is under too much pressure now, and he actually issued a kill order.

If Manchester United wins, then Arsenal will give up the top position, and there is even a high possibility of being surpassed by Chelsea.

Dropping directly from the first place in the standings to the third place is definitely not acceptable to Wenger.

Quaresma understood Wenger's mentality, so uncharacteristically, he put away his cynical smile and nodded seriously.

I will definitely bring you victory back.

 …

In the player tunnel, players from the two teams stood side by side, greeting and chatting with familiar players. They may be acting very gracefully now, but when it comes to the field, there will be some intense moments where the six relatives do not recognize each other.

Quaresma is only familiar with Ronaldo. After the hug, he didn't say much. What the two wanted to say was finished on the phone.

His attention was actually on Xiaofa and Rooney. These two guys had a lot of grievances.

Rooney can cause trouble, and Xiaofa is not a fuel-efficient lamp. The Feitangmen incident made the relationship between the two extremely tense, and their common hobbies made them even worse.

Usually, people with common hobbies can become sympathetic friends and bosom friends.

But this principle is not universal!

There are only so many outstanding milf resources in the world, if one more person shares them, you will have less. This is directly related to your own interests!

Therefore, it is impossible for the two of them to be friends in this life.

Xiaofa looked at Rooney provocatively. Although Xiaofa was far inferior to Rooney in terms of strength, he must not lose his momentum.

In fact, Xiaofa has an extremely strong sense of superiority in front of Rooney.

For mature women, it is not surprising that they have the spirit of maternal love. A puppy like Xiaofa is more likely to get the love and care of mature women. The fierce appearance of Xiaofa's milk is definitely popular.

But Rooney is different. At this point, he suffers a lot.

Rude, bald, big head and thick neck, simple appearance, how can he attract a mature woman?

Therefore, Xiaofa's sense of superiority radiated from his face, which was unstoppable.

Rooney stared at Xiaofa this time, like a wolfhound staring at the target, and might pounce on Xiaofa at any time.

Wait, how will I deal with you in the game later!

Quaresma saw the direct and intense eye contact between the two, and couldn't help laughing.

Is this a murder caused by a mature woman?

Forget it, I'd better stay away from this group of abnormal guys!

If you are influenced by them and change your aesthetics, that would be terrible!

Just imagine, if one day you also salivate over a mature woman, the picture would be a bit scary.

In fact, he felt that the conflict between Rooney and Xiaofa could be resolved.

Feitangmen is nothing, nor is it the source of their conflicts. The root cause is that they all like mature women.

However, if the term "mature woman" is just a general term, and if the term "mature woman" is also divided into age groups, wouldn't the contradiction be easily resolved?

Xiaofa's taste is somewhat lighter, he likes older ones, older ones in their teens are the best, that is to say, those from thirty-seven to forty years old, this age group is Xiaofa's favorite !

But Rooney's taste is much stronger. He usually likes people who are over forty-five years old, and over fifty is even better. If he can exceed fifty-five, then Rooney must be alive and well!

So, sometimes you have to distinguish young women from old ladies!

Forget it, who cares about their nonsense, as long as they don't do it on the court, it has nothing to do with me.

As for whether they will fight in entertainment venues, Quaresma doesn't care!

 …

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