I am Quaresma

On Thursday, the wind was sunny and the sky was covered with fog and haze.

At Highbury Stadium, fans entered the stadium sparsely. Although they carried an indescribable pride, they couldn't feel the excitement of the game.

It was originally a midweek game, and it was the League Cup, and Arsenal had already stated that young players would play this game, so many fans did not enter the stadium to watch the game.

At this time, Quaresma was sitting on the Arsenal bench, watching the players on both sides warming up.

Originally, Wenger didn't intend to let him enter the big list, but Quaresma wanted to watch the scumbag being abused up close, so he specially applied to be included in the big list.

It seems that the young man is very handsome, and he is only a little bit worse than himself!

Quaresma thought with emotion that that scumbag named David Soest did have the capital to hook up with girls.

I'm sorry, I'll make you look good later!

Emma was sitting on the stand above the home team's bench, which was specially arranged by Quaresma. Today, she came here to stand up and cheer for her good friend.

Soon, the players from both sides returned to the locker room, and after a while, the starting players lined up to enter the field, and the game was about to start.

At this time, the caddy appeared.

One by one, the little lolita and Xiao Zhengtai hold the hands of the players. If the players are in a good mood, they will chat with the little caddies to tease them. This scene is usually very cute.

But in this most common link, Van Persie felt that his hand was held by an unknown object.

big!

very fat!

This doesn't look like a little loli's hand, does it?

Van Persie was suspicious, which teammate he thought was joking with him!

However, when he turned his head, he was almost scared to pee.

Nima, what the hell is this?

It was actually a fat girl holding her hand!

Don't tell me she's my caddy today?

Why is everyone else a little lolita and a little girl,

But you want to lead an older fat girl?

At this moment, Van Persie has begun to doubt his life, he is wondering if he has offended the staff of the club somewhere!

And that fat girl is coquettishly flirting with Van Persie. It seems that among Arsenal's players, Van Persie is the most handsome.

She had forgotten to trouble her ex-boyfriend, but at this moment, Doncaster central defender Soster stared blankly at Lisa's fat body, and his spirit was also in a trance. He couldn't figure it out. Why did my school beauty's ex-girlfriend appear here?

Van Persie's girlfriend?

It is possible, because she likes professional players the most.

Can't help being a little absent-minded, as if his pupils lost focus, Soest kept shaking his head, trying to calm himself down.

With a bitter smile, I'm afraid I can only bless my ex-girlfriend.

Players from the two teams entered the field, and with the almost simultaneous sad expressions of Van Persie and Soest in the queue, Quaresma couldn't help laughing on the bench.

Well, maybe there is no need to go to the party, now Lisa already has the chance to get in touch with the Arsenal players!

Moreover, it seems that she should be optimistic about Van Persie, the only problem now is that maybe Van Persie is not very willing

Quaresma doesn't need to worry about this. Emma can let herself create opportunities for Lisa, but she can't let herself really arrange an Arsenal boyfriend for her!

Anyway, Quaresma doesn't think there will be such a coincidence. Van Persie just likes a fat girl?

No matter, let the team members deal with Soest first, and he can't see Soest's scumbag behavior.

Otherwise, don't chase after him, and only get rid of him after feeding him into a fat tiger. You are obviously delaying his life?

How inhuman would she have to find another guy to starve her down?

The game started soon, and the Arsenal players sat at home and launched a fierce offensive towards Downs Carter. Although their experience was not as good as that of their opponents, in terms of talent, they were more than a few blocks away from their opponents.

Especially with several first-team players such as Van Persie and Walcott on the field, their strength is even more outstanding. Even if the opponent wants to make a difference, it seems that they are a bit powerless.

When Arsenal are getting better, Soest will be sad.

Thanks to Quaresma's promise to feed the cake, the Arsenal players attacked Soest like crazy.

Van Persie's all kinds of matchups and crushing, Lupoli often comes to join in the fun, even Walcott, who cuts in from the wing, has to go to Soest on purpose, not to mention Wilshere This newborn calf is not afraid of tigers.

Soster was originally distracted by the ex-girlfriend of the school belle, and he was a little absent-minded, but now he was so deliberately targeted by Arsenal, he once started a life mode of continuous doubt on the court.

What's wrong with me?

Why do they all have to hit me for this?

Even if I can't gain a foothold in the Premier League, I can still be regarded as a defensive player in the League One. In comparison, my teammates are far inferior to me.

If you want to fight the weak point, you should also find trouble with your teammates. Why are you all here to make life difficult for me?

I didn't have a big mouth before the game!

It's like beeping a dog!

In less than 20 minutes, Arsenal scored two goals from his point. Van Persie beat Soest with a header and Walcott also used his speed to rewrite the score after passing Soest. Er also bored his feet, not to mention how miserable it is now.

It felt as if the whole world was full of malice against him, and it was all expressed by Arsenal.

What happened today?

Just when Soest had the urge to hang himself, Quaresma watched excitedly from the sidelines.

Soest was too miserable, so miserable that Postiga would cry if he was here.

Should!

This is retribution!

A big-name star like me didn't become a scumbag. It's really unreasonable for you, a small guard of the 18th line, to play the role of a scumbag.

If things go on like this, it may take less than half a game for Soest to collapse, and he may not even be able to get out of the shadow of this game for the rest of his life.

This is the price you pay for being a scumbag!

Quaresma was about to clap his hands!

But at this time, Wenger, who was sitting on the bench, was at a loss. He always felt that the game was played rather strangely.

It's good to lead the score, but why are the players so persistent and insist on attacking from the opponent's central defender?

Have you ever arranged such a tactic?

Wenger said that he also forgot a little bit!

But since the game has an advantage, let the players continue to play like this!

The game continued, Van Persie stretched out three fingers to the bench after scoring a goal, Walcott also made the same gesture, Quaresma knew that this was to remind himself that he owed them three cakes.

It's all minor issues!

By the way, Walcott and himself don't have many chances to play at the same time. If they fail, they may not be able to pay off the whole season. Van Persie is better, but this guy's shooting skills are so poor that Quaresma wants to scold his mother, maybe threaten three or four times. A pass can't be exchanged for an assist.

No way, who let the girlfriend speak!

Sometimes, it is even more important to please your girlfriend and best friend than to please your girlfriend.

If your girlfriend and best friend put eye drops on yourself all day long by your girlfriend's side, then this relationship probably won't work!

Of course, there is another possibility, that is to please your girlfriend and best friend too much, and in the end you will be with your girlfriend and best friend, and your girlfriend will become an ex-girlfriend

However, judging from the current situation, Quaresma is unlikely to be with Emma's girlfriends, he can't eat oil

Before the first half of the game was over, Soest had already collapsed!

Not only is the mentality collapsed, but the body is also collapsed!

Van Persie elbowed his brow bone open, bleeding profusely, the team doctor on site sewed up the wound on his face, and he couldn't play in the second half at all.

For Soest, this is obviously not a pain, but a relief.

Finally, there is no need to stay on the field and be abused!

And Quaresma didn't feel so unwilling on the sidelines, he made people suffer like that, so it should be regarded as letting Lisa vent her anger!

Therefore, Quaresma doesn't need to care about the rest, since his task has been completed anyway.

In the end, Arsenal's young lineup also easily defeated Downs Carter and was able to advance to the next round of the League Cup.

Happy ending!

In the evening, Quaresma was going to go to Emma to accept the award. He had done so well for her, so why can't he be rewarded for unlocking a new pose?

However, what Quaresma never imagined was that when he saw Emma at school, Emma was surrounded by not only fat girl Lisa, but also Soest, whose mentality had just been broken during the game.

Quaresma blinked and rubbed his eyes again, unable to believe the scene in front of him.

Lisa was actually holding Soest's arm, and the two of them were in a hot relationship, completely like a dog and a man

what's going on?

Quaresma asked Emma with his eyes, hoping that Emma could give him an answer.

Emma also had a helpless expression at the moment, as if she had been deeply defeated by something. She didn't answer Quaresma directly, but took Quaresma away after saying goodbye to Lisa.

"Don't tell me the two of them are together again now?" Quaresma asked in disbelief.

If this is the answer, then he will have to believe in love in the future.

Emma nodded helplessly, and said weakly: "You're right!"

"They are indeed together again!"

"This is really a heartbreaking story!"

Quaresma opened his mouth wide, with an expression of disbelief, as if he had heard the news that Wenger would leave get out of class tomorrow.

Is this a bit too nonsense?

Doesn't Lisa hate that scumbag so much that her teeth itch?

"Things may not be as simple as we imagined, there is something hidden in it!" Emma saw Quaresma's disbelief, and quickly explained: "We don't know, in fact, Soest is not such a scumbag! "

"When he was pursuing Lisa, Soest was still a youth training player with a low salary. He bought snacks for Lisa all day long, and Lisa could eat too much. Soest found that his financial situation was a bit out of rhythm. After that, I proposed to break up, not because I dislike Lisa fat!"

"And now Soest's professional league income has also increased, and it is said that because of his outstanding performance in Downs Carter, some English Championship teams have shown interest in him. As long as he can play in the English Championship, his income will increase. There will be a big improvement, so he feels that he can support Lisa!"

"Then, the two got back together!"

Seeing Emma's equally speechless expression, Quaresma felt that his world view had been impacted.

Some broke up because of betrayal, some broke up because of the disappearance of feelings, some broke up because of misunderstanding, but I have never heard of breaking up because of eating too much

So, this series of arrangements has become meaningless?

He is obviously not a scumbag, but he abused him enough, what did he do?

Quaresma couldn't laugh or cry, he didn't even know what to say!

But at this time, Emma smiled charmingly, biting her teeth in Quaresma's ear, "Anyway, you did a good job, so"

Quaresma's eyes lit up instantly, he threw away the embarrassment, laughed loudly, and hugged Emma to the bed

When I met Van Persie on the training ground, this guy extended three fingers to Quaresma.

Quaresma rolled his eyes helplessly, "I can't forget, isn't it just three assists, I promise to feed you until you vomit!"

In fact, it is indeed possible to feed Van Persie until he vomits. This guy has an unusual obsession with spitting out cakes.

"No, I want to say, I made that guy like that, should I add two more assists?" Van Persie laughed, as if asking for credit.

Quaresma shook his head, turned around and left!

Do you want me to feed you until you retire?

As for Walcott, when he saw Quaresma, he smiled brightly. Although he also knew that he and Quaresma might not have many chances to play, but he couldn't make his first Premier League goal. It was about to fall on Quaresma.

Arsenal are in good shape and continue their winning streak.

In the 9th round of the league, Arsenal played against Everton at home. Although Everton is strong, they can only bow down to the strong Arsenal.

Quaresma teamed up with Henry in the starting lineup, and the two scored a goal each. Coupled with Ljungberg's goal, Arsenal beat Everton with 3 goals, increasing the opening streak to 9 games.

And four days later, Arsenal ushered in the challenge of CSKA Moscow at home.

Even in the ice and snow of Moscow, Arsenal did not always allow CSKA Moscow to play too many threats, and now returning to London, there is no reason to give their opponents a chance.

Quaresma, who started the game, reversed his shrinking performance in Moscow and helped Arsenal take the lead within a few minutes of the opening. In the second half, when the opponent counterattacked strongly, he completely killed the opponent with a counterattack.

Arsenal won another victory without bloodshed.

At the end of the four rounds of the group stage, the unbeaten Arsenal has locked in a qualifying spot in advance, but they have not yet secured the first place in the group. Of course, as long as they get a point in the last two rounds of the group stage, they can lock in the first place in the group up.

The strength shown by Arsenal made all opponents feel terrified.

What's even more frightening is that Quaresma seems to be unstoppable!

Dear, click to enter and give a good review. The higher the score, the faster the update. It is said that those who gave the new full score found a beautiful wife in the end! The new version of the mobile station upgrade address:, data and bookmarks are synchronized with the computer station, no ads Fresh reading!