I am Quaresma

The game has lost its suspense so far.

When Arsenal have taken the lead, who else can come back?

Manchester United may not be able to do it either!

Quaresma looked at Bei Bald, who had lost his heart, and for some reason, he suddenly felt sympathetic to this little old man with little hair.

Beitu is obviously an excellent tactical master. If Liverpool's lineup is stronger, then the Red Army may not have no chance to create miracles.

When Jinyuan football gradually became the mainstream, the lineup often determined the final result to a large extent.

Except for Liverpool's excellent midfield, the rest are not very good at all.

Vegetables are the original sin!

Is not it?

However, sympathy is useless, and there are so many losers at Quaresma's feet, he can't sympathize at all.

The only way to be king is to keep moving forward, keep winning, and keep winning honors.

The rest of the game was boring. The fans shouted that Benister was dismissed from get out of class, which made the Liverpool players lose their fighting spirit, and Arsenal gradually took possession of the ball.

But at this time, Liverpool had no will to resist, and Arsenal had also lost their enthusiasm for playing, and they didn't even have the idea of ​​bloodbathing their desperate opponents.

In the end, the score was fixed at 0:2. Arsenal easily defeated Liverpool in the away game, eliminated their opponents and advanced to the next round of the FA Cup.

The result was as expected, and the process of the game seemed to be nothing new, but this game has become the focus of public opinion.

Naturally, there is not much to watch in the other FA Cup conversations with clear strengths and weaknesses. The strong confrontation between Liverpool and Arsenal is the match that fans look forward to.

And Quaresma scored twice, isn't it a very attractive title?

However, what really made the media almost panic was the slogan that Liverpool's home fans shouted to Benister. This is simply the most explosive news.

Liverpool fans can't bear Liverpool's poor record anymore, they can't bear the team's sense of powerlessness when facing Arsenal!

Change to any rich team,

I am afraid that there is no way to remain rational and calm during the low tide period, not to mention that Liverpool has been in the low tide period for a long time...

"Liverpool fans turned against each other. Even if the Liverpool executives support Bennister, I am afraid that the sad Bennister will leave!"

"If Beniste also dismisses get out of class, then how many coaches will Quaresma dismiss from get out of class?"

"Actually, Liverpool played well. Without Quaresma, do you think Arsenal can win?"

"The problem is that there is only one Quaresma between Liverpool and Arsenal. This is the fundamental reason why Benister and Wenger are so different!"

 …

The fans were discussing enthusiastically, but after Arsenal defeated Liverpool, they would no longer pay attention to things related to this game. After all, it has nothing to do with them that Benister is not dismissed from get out of class now.

If it is said that Mourinho is dismissed or Ferguson is dismissed, then Arsenal may also focus on it. After all, their two teams can be regarded as the most direct competitors of Arsenal, but Liverpool, now they are not even qualified to compete with Arsenal. .

Quaresma will not be able to collect the achievement of "kicking the opponent's coach out of class". Even though he sympathizes with Beibald to a certain extent, it will not hurt the spring and autumn because of this, because after this game, Arsenal There is also an away game against Blackburn. There is only three days between the two games, and there is still no rest.

Therefore, outside public opinion has no influence on the Arsenal team at all. Everyone is preparing nervously. Matches are always played one after another. There is no such thing as opportunism.

 …

But at this tense time, Van Persie sent an invitation letter to his teammates.

Invitation card?

Is it so formal?

Looking at Van Persie with an extremely smug expression on his face, Quaresma's first reaction was that this guy might be getting married.

After all, the pride of the spring breeze was written all over his face.

However, considering that Van Persie seems to have never had a regular girlfriend, how could it be possible to get married just to get married?

There is no such thing as a flash marriage!

So, is it Van Persie's theme party?

Not only groping his chin, Quaresma only thought of such a possibility.

However, what surprised Quaresma almost dropped his jaw was that Van Persie was not having any theme party at all, but he was going to hold a personal exhibition!

Quaresma exploded right then and there!

If Van Persie is said to be a mannequin for others, he will believe it, because these animals are so wonderful that they can do anything.

But if Van Persie held a solo exhibition, he would not believe it even if he was killed.

Does this product have that art bacteria?

He paints with his feet?

Although many world-famous paintings are abstract, like children's graffiti, Quaresma can't understand the advantage at all. It is possible that Van Persie's paintings are like children's graffiti, but Quaresma still thinks this is not like it. It's from the art world.

However, the invitation is right in front of him, and every teammate has received it. He shouldn't be fooling everyone, right?

If everyone went to the art exhibition together and found that there was no such thing, then when they went back to the training ground, they could kill Van Persie.

Therefore, even though he was puzzled, Quaresma decided to check it out.

"Are you sure it's an art exhibition, not some other strange thing?"

Some teammates have already questioned Van Persie in doubt.

"Of course, if it wasn't for playing football, I might already be the Picasso of the Netherlands!" Van Persie patted his chest with a very proud look.

Quaresma really didn't know who gave him so much confidence, it was a little too inflated.

The time of the art exhibition is right after the game between Arsenal and Blackburn. According to the usual practice, the team will have a day off after the away game, and then they can visit the art exhibition together.

After making fun of it, when he returned home, Quaresma began to think about it.

This football world is already very strange, no matter how strange things happen in front of us, it doesn't seem to be surprising.

Meireles can regard rap as his life, so it seems logical that Van Persie can hold an art exhibition.

It seems that these guys are quite versatile.

The only doubt is that Meirelles' rap is fatal, so will Van Persie's paintings be hot-eyed and blind?

For some reason, Quaresma was already a little frightened.

Because this possibility cannot be ruled out!

 …

In the away game against Blackburn, Quaresma was put on the bench by Wenger as usual, and the reason was naturally the old-fashioned reason-poor physical fitness.

Quaresma didn't have too many complaints about this. Anyway, the opponent has been abused by Arsenal's starter, so it doesn't matter if he plays or not.

So, Quaresma sat on the bench for 90 minutes, and at the same time, he also ate two bananas.

Arsenal defeated Blackburn very easily, the whole game was under the control of the Gunners, and the opponent did not make any waves at all.

While the public opinion continued to hype Arsenal's undefeated, the Arsenal players had already gone to visit Van Persie's painting exhibition with great interest-no matter how the painting was, let's talk about it first.

It wasn't until this time that Quaresma knew something he didn't know - it turned out that Van Persie really came from a family of artists.

Van Persie's father is a sculptor and his mother is a painter. The family genes are full of artistic cells.

But who would have thought that Van Persie, who was supposed to follow the path of his parents to engage in art, turned into a professional player, which really made everyone who knew about it sigh.

Speaking of which, there is still a bit of superstition in it:

Before Van Persie was born, his father Bob met a sorceress, that is, a witch. The witch took the initiative to talk to Bob and told him that he could foresee the future and that his next child would be a boy.

As an artist, Bob is naturally interested in the unknown, so he asked the witch more about his son's future.

Then the witch told Bob: Your son is destined not to be interested in going to school or art. His future is on the football field, and he will become a superstar admired by the whole world.

Then Van Persie became what he is now.

It's hard to say whether Van Persie's fate was always like this, or the prophecy changed Van Persie's fate. Anyway, he is now a member of Arsenal. Although there is still some distance from the superstar admired by the whole world, it is not too far away.

Of course, the prophecy does not match the fact that while playing football, Van Persie is still very interested in painting. Although he cannot be compared with his mother, a professional painter, it is not too bad, and he can still do it.

This is probably also the reason why Van Persie wanted to hold an exhibition.

Pace London Gallery, this is where Van Persie held his solo exhibition. Holding an exhibition here requires a lot of expenses. Quaresma really doubts whether Van Persie's exhibition can earn this expense-it will not be possible to hold an exhibition If you don't make money, you still have to put money into it, right?

The teammates laughed and chatted with Van Persie for a while, and then stopped disturbing Van Persie. After all, Van Persie is the protagonist today and there are many things to do.

Quaresma did not come empty-handed, he deliberately bought a painting by a well-known modern painter as a gift to Van Persie.

And he also decided to buy one of Van Persie's paintings when he left, to support the show!

Well, as long as Van Persie doesn't mark a sky-high price...

Walking into the art exhibition, Quaresma felt a little deserted. Apart from his teammates frolicking, it seemed that not many people came to watch it.

If Van Persie's identity as a professional player is used as a gimmick to attract the audience, then many Arsenal fans will come to visit and support their players in all aspects!

But Van Persie may not be too embarrassed. Anyway, there is no news in the media. After all, football and art are completely two circles-the combination of football and Mozart like FIFA does not exist at all. Only one brain is enough, no? what?

In any case, Quaresma still admires Van Persie. On the one hand, he admires his versatility. On the other hand, he admires that he has the courage to hold an exhibition no matter how bad his paintings are...

"I'm damn!"

"I am not wrong, right?"

"Robin can do it, it's actually this kind of art exhibition!"

"If I had known that Robin had this hobby, I would have asked him to help me draw a little bit!"

"I'll pick a pair and buy them later, so don't compete with me!"

 …

The teammates in front suddenly yelled, as if they saw something unbelievable, and Quaresma who was following behind couldn't understand, so he hurried forward quickly, wanting to see what happened.

"I'm damn!"

Quaresma expressed the same emotion as his teammates.

Sure enough, it is worthy of playing art. These paintings hanging on the wall are really art-the art is so art that there is no clothes on it...

Quaresma, like his teammates, suddenly fell into infinite emotion.

As far as the eye can see, there are so many body portraits, and they are all girls' body portraits.

There are human body sketches and oil paintings, but no matter what kind of painting is used, the content is all the same-female human body.

Quaresma almost kneels to Van Persie!

Where did he find the model?

Quaresma suddenly came up with an absurd idea-every time Van Persie hunts for girls and brings back girls, after the rain breaks, no matter what else, first draw a picture and then talk about it-accumulated over time, the number is enough to hold an exhibition …

Quaresma felt that this kind of guessing was extremely possible, otherwise Van Persie would be busy with training and competitions, as well as dating girls. model!

After being amazed, Quaresma appreciated it slowly. Anyway, this can be classified as art after all, can't it?

I have to admit that although Quaresma may not be able to see how high the artistic achievements of Van Persie's paintings are, at least the painters are decent, which seems to be the case!

The style of painting is not abstract at all, most of the girls in the picture are lifelike, even the nipples can be seen clearly.

Even from an artistic point of view, Quaresma looks dry!

The girls on each portrait are different, and there are even Quaresma who has seen and had a little impression of them. The young model Van Persie took away when he held a theme party last time was impressively on it. Obviously, this also proves that Quaresma's previous guess.

All the girls in the painting had some kind of close relationship with Van Persie...

This is a bit interesting!

I don’t know if these girls know whether their works painted by Van Persie appear in Van Persie’s art exhibition in such a majestic manner, and are eagerly awaited by all the visiting men...

I couldn't help but smirk, no wonder it took a long time for Eboue and others to complain about Van Persie ML, so there is a story in it!

Maybe Van Persie only had a few minutes of real ML, and the rest of the time was spent drawing pictures for others. I'm afraid everyone was deceived by Van Persie!

He watched Van Persie's art with great interest, and wandered around the courtyard, but suddenly Quaresma was stunned in front of a painting.

The girl in this painting is very tall, with fair skin, and her provocative posture is full of temptation.

But that's not the point, the point is, this girl is very famous!

Abbie Clancy

The girlfriend of Liverpool striker Crouch, a very well-known underwear model!

Oh my god, what a big melon!

Quaresma couldn't help holding his forehead, he felt that the situation was getting out of control!

Didn't Van Persie know that Clancy was Crouch's girlfriend?

When did Van Persie draw this painting?

If it was drawn before Clancy and Crouch got together, fine, but after that, it's hilarious!

No matter what, the portrait of Clancy's wife just appeared in front of everyone, God knows if Crouch will go crazy.

But I have to say that Clancy's figure is really good, and Quaresma is there, amazed.

The other teammates also saw this, all of them looked excited like paparazzi, this is definitely a story worthy of gossip!

"Clancy is really pretty, but I don't know if I have a chance with her!"

"Go back and ask Van Persie what Clancy was like!"

"That guy Crouch can really handle Clancy?"

"Van Persie is pretty good at it!"

 …

Everyone was discussing in full swing. If Van Persie wasn't here, he might have been pinned down by these animals and tortured on the ground.

Then, a group of cattle fought!

The reason is simple, they all want to take away this painting of Clancy's **, even if this painting is the most expensive one among all the paintings in the exhibition, they don't care at all.

You want it, I want it too, and that belongs?

Whoever can fight will belong?

I don't care at all that this is a gallery full of artistic atmosphere, a few guys fought hard, and after a while, everyone's noses and faces were swollen!

Van Persie rushed over when he heard the sound, and couldn't help laughing out loud when he heard what had happened.

"What is there to grab!"

"I have quite a few more at home!"

"Last time I drew her for three full days!"

"I'll give each of you a pair later, as long as you like it!"

Van Persie left everyone dumbfounded.

Painted for three days?

how did you do it?

A few animals got up from the ground, couldn't help the pain in their eggs, and they did it for nothing!

If Van Persie hadn't agreed to send one to each of them, then it must be Van Persie who is being beaten now.

Time passed quickly, and after appreciating all of Van Persie's works with an artistic eye, Quaresma and his teammates left the exhibition together.

And the next day when Van Persie came to the training base, he secretly sent out a painting with Clancy as a model in the locker room, as long as he visited the art exhibition yesterday, even Quaresma was no exception.

Looking at the beautiful body art painting in his hand, Quaresma couldn't laugh or cry.

There is definitely no problem in accepting it, but the key is, where do you hang it?

It is definitely not appropriate to hang it in the living room, nor in the room. Could it be hung in the toilet? ——that's even more strange!

Well, Quaresma silently accepted the painting, and can only pray that one day Van Persie's artistic achievements will skyrocket and his works will appreciate in value, just like Picasso!

Anyway, there is a painter in the Arsenal team, which seems to be able to improve the taste of Arsenal, better than those local tyrants and nouveau riche, this is called historical background!

However, at this time, the "Sun" exposed this lace news. I don't know if a reporter sneaked into Van Persie's art exhibition, or a person familiar with the matter broke the news. Anyway, the matter of Van Persie's painting of Clancy's body has been rumored. Can't stop.

"Van Persie draws a photo of the girlfriend of the Liverpool Titans"

"Crouch, Clancy, Van Persie, the three have to talk about their relationship"

"Confirmed: Clancy hooked up with Van Persie while dating Crouch"

"How many cuckolds does Clancy have on Crouch?" "

 …

Liverpool and Arsenal just had a big fight, and Liverpool lost completely;

Now in the relationship between men and women, it seems that Van Persie took advantage of Crouch;

Unlike other gossip, this time the "Sun" put the high-definition picture of Clancy's painting on the newspaper, and it was so colorful!

There is no way to hide it!

Of course, in fact, Van Persie has nothing to hide, because that is not his girlfriend at all!

God knows how violent Crouch and Clancy will be at this time. The reporters who smelled the smell surrounded Crouch's house, and even outside the Liverpool training base, they were surrounded by reporters, boasting From Rethma's point of view, this posture is comparable to that of a friend's wife!

"That's not Clancy, that woman just happens to look like Clancy!"

"There is nothing wrong with my relationship with Clancy, it will not be affected in any way!"

"I'm clarifying again, Clancy and Van Persie have no chance of knowing each other!"

 …

Crouch argued over and over again, but his heart was bleeding.

It's just beeping the dog!

That woman is simply unreasonable!

After being with me, there was a record of cheating on her ex-boyfriend Joe Cole. I forgave her generously, but she actually got worse!

damn it!

No matter how Crouch justifies, he is about to become the laughing stock of English football, in the entertainment and fashion circles, it is the same!

Marco Quares can't control such a feather, he just wants to give Van Persie a thumbs up.

It is estimated that the feud between Van Persie and Crouch is settled!

In the next match against Liverpool, it is very possible that Crouch will destroy Van Persie without saying a word!

Of course, the premise is that Van Persie can start and play.

Fortunately, Crouch is not at Arsenal, otherwise this would be a replica of the friend's wife!

It's just that the Friend's Wife Gate hasn't appeared yet, it should be said that the Friend's Wife Gate is a replica of this time!

Since Van Persie had already taken advantage of it, he did not do anything wrong and never accepted any interviews.

If he revealed the fact that it was Clancy himself in an interview, then it is estimated that Crouch could really rush into the Kearney training base and kill Van Persie!

Arsenal's training ground is still full of joy and laughter, this time they can be regarded as eating melons at close range, it is really sweet!

Among other things, Clancy's body portrait alone has brought so many sleepless nights to several animals!

However, Quaresma couldn't help but think that the paintings in the exhibition were the paintings that Van Persie showed, so how many paintings were there that Van Persie didn't show?

Are there some that cannot be seen?

So, whose paintings are hidden?

I can no longer think about this, or it will be a big earthquake, comparable to Teacher Chen's camera in the previous life...

No matter so much, as long as there is no Emma!

For the rest, whoever you love!

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