I am Quaresma

Host: Quaresma

Age: 23

Speed ​​attribute: 97.23

Strength attribute: 84.65

Physical attributes: 85.36

Reaction Properties: 85.99

Dribbling ability: 96.98

Passing ability: 84.21

Shooting ability: 87.53

Defensive Ability: 44.44

Teamwork: 71.23

Injury Propensity: 40.00

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This is the current overall attribute of Quaresma. Compared with before, it has improved to a certain extent. Although it is not particularly obvious, but at his level, it is obviously not enough to make a leap in a short period of time. Reality.

Even if it is a team that is lagging behind, its ability to cooperate has definitely reached the level of professional players. Although it is impossible to have the ability of an organizational player, it will never be criticized casually if it is taken out—after all, most Wing players are more focused on breakthroughs, and the concept of side midfielders has not even been born.

With above-level teamwork ability and first-class passing ability, Quaresma has the foundation to send a scalpel-like precise through ball. It is the judgment of the offensive situation.

This is the most effective and quickest way to improve his level in the near future, so Quaresma is very concerned about this.

Hell-style training methods are unacceptable to the first-team teammates. No matter how many young models can solve it, so after the training of Quaresma, he simply went to the youth team training ground and let the young players accompany him to practice. .

Compared with the old fritters of the first team, it is obvious that the young guys are more likely to be fooled. Once they talk about their ideals and the future, they will be fooled into howling, as if they have been beaten.

Several defensive players defend, the offensive players move, and Quaresma concentrates on taking the ball and waits for an opportunity to send a through ball.

Although the purpose of this kind of training is too obvious, everyone knows that Quaresma is going to send through balls to offensive players, and the defense is more targeted, but Quaresma doesn't mind the difficulty at all, because he knows that many times when he is on the court In fact, the opponents clearly knew that those midfield masters were going to send through balls, but they still couldn't prevent them. This is the direction of his efforts.

Fortunately, Quaresma is practicing passing the ball. If it is practicing breakthroughs, then these little guys will definitely collapse.

Even the opponents of those top giants wanted to cry without tears in the face of Quaresma's breakthrough, and these little guys couldn't be beaten until they ran home crying to find their mother?

The effect of extra practice every day is limited, and growth cannot be achieved overnight, but Quaresma is also very patient, because he knows that it is never too late to learn.

Mei Lao Wu only started practicing free kicks when he was almost 30 years old. Isn't he also a free kick master now?

Therefore, it is not surprising that Quaresma will become a midfielder one day in the future.

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After defeating Manchester United, although there are still a few league games and the FA Cup in between, Arsenal has already entered the preparations for the Champions League knockout round, which is the top priority.

Leading the league by 13 points, Arsenal has enough confidence to be willful. Even if they strategically give up one or two league games, it will never affect the overall situation;

As for the FA Cup, if it doesn't affect the Champions League and the league, then it doesn't matter if you put in some experience, but once it affects the Champions League and the Premier League, then Wenger definitely doesn't mind kicking the FA Cup away.

Therefore, the most important thing right now is to prepare for the match against Lyon, which is not a particularly easy opponent to deal with.

On January 28th, in the fifth round of the FA Cup, Arsenal faced Bolton at home. Because they had just completed a battle with Manchester United, Wenger simply sent him to the second lineup. Most of the starters were substitutes. Sitting on the bench, and Quaresma didn't even have a chance to sit on the bench.

However, the strength of Arsenal's substitute lineup is not too bad, but they fought evenly with their opponents on the field, and they couldn't tell the winner until the end of the game.

According to the FA Cup rules, if there is no winner in a single knockout round, then a rematch will be chosen at another day. That is to say, at another time, Arsenal will play another game with Bolton to decide the winner.

Wenger is also quite helpless. After all, the schedule is already dense enough, but it is definitely not a small burden to have an extra game.

However, if the second-tier lineup is allowed to play, it will not affect the state and physical fitness of the main players. The only thing to worry about is that Arsenal will really give up the FA Cup.

On February 4th, back in the league, Arsenal challenged Middlesbrough away. The main players who returned to the starting list did not leave any chance for their opponents. Like a tiger's impact.

Quaresma opened the scoring as usual, Henry expanded the score, and Adebayor abused the game, so that the opponent handed in his gun and surrendered in the second half!

After playing Middlesbrough, Arsenal went to the away game for a make-up match against Bolton. Although they still played as substitutes, Wenger put Quaresma and Henry and other core players into the squad just to be on the safe side. This decision became the key to determining the outcome of the score.

When the game lasted to 70 minutes, the score on the court had become 2:2, and the two teams played inextricably again. If they continued to play like this, they might have to take a penalty kick.

But at this time, Wenger made a decisive decision to replace Quaresma and Henry at the same time, which gave Bolton the most fatal blow.

When Quaresma and Henry walked onto the pitch, there was a burst of wailing at the Reebok Stadium, and the fans couldn't help but despair.

Without Quaresma and Henry, it seems that they still have the capital to compete with Arsenal, but once these two superstars are on the pitch, then the moment belonging to Arsenal will come, and Bolton's future is already in jeopardy dim.

Facts have proved that their worries are not unreasonable. Quaresma, an unreasonable guy, gave Bolton a big blow when he came on the court. Under the close pressure of the opponent's two players, he still used his excellent strength to forcefully turn around. , A big arc came out, and the opponent's goalkeeper didn't even have a chance to save it.

Everything is so simple, as if the script has been set, after all, there will always be a savior in the world!

This time, Reebok Stadium is really going to howl!

Quaresma and his teammates celebrated the goal excitedly. If this goal can bring Arsenal a victory, there is no doubt that Quaresma will be even happier.

However, Henry, who was holding Quaresma in his arms, had a weird expression and felt very depressed.

He and Quaresma appeared on the stage at the same time. It seems that both of them are saviors, but after a few minutes of kicking the game, before he touched the ball, Quaresma had already played the role of the savior. How could Henry not be depressed? !

Fortunately, Henry is now very open-minded. Who is the real core of the team is no longer important. After all, he is almost 30 years old. At this time, he is still competitive like a young man. It is far more realistic than winning a few more championships.

My nickname is the King of Highbury, and Highbury has been eliminated, so I should give way, shouldn't I?

For the rest of the game, although Bolton counterattacked like crazy, how could they be the opponents of the seasoned Arsenal. Even if they tried their best, they still had no choice but to watch Arsenal have the last laugh.

In this way, in this FA Cup playoff, with the lore goal of Quaresma coming off the bench, Arsenal eliminated Bolton and successfully advanced to the next round.

Next, Arsenal played against Wigan Athletic at home in the league. Wenger still adopted a certain degree of rotation in this game, but the victory did not come as smoothly as expected. The opponent's tenacious resistance made Arsenal regret to win this season. The second draw.

Quaresma started the game. Although he didn't score, he used the outside instep to assist Adebayor to score, but this was an equalizer.

Although it is a pity, after all, it is impossible for any team to win forever, so the players are not particularly depressed, after all, they have not lost!

But then facing Blackburn in the FA Cup, Arsenal did not give Violent Ben any more chances. With all their main players, they won the game cleanly at home and advanced to the quarter-finals of the FA Cup this season.

If it weren't for Lyon's Champions League knockout round, there is still more than a week to go, Arsenal will not do their best in the FA Cup, but no matter what, they have reached the top 8 now, and it would be a pity to give up casually , Therefore, Arsenal has truly become a three-front battle.

At the end of this wave of games, although Arsenal was tied by Wigan in the league, no one would think that Arsenal is in decline. Obviously, Arsenal has conquered everyone with its powerful dominance.

With 26 rounds in the league, Arsenal continued to lead the standings with an impressive unbeaten record of 24 wins and 2 draws, with a desperately large lead.

11 points ahead of Manchester United, 17 points ahead of Chelsea, and 27 points ahead of Liverpool. Before Arsenal is still in a stable state, no one thinks that they still have a chance to catch up with Arsenal!

Therefore, Arsenal has enough capital to be willful.

The fanfare about Arsenal has already made fans feel bored. On the contrary, one day Arsenal really loses, I am afraid everyone will be full of interest.

As for when Arsenal's real first defeat of the season will come, no one can guess!

Perhaps, Arsenal will continue to win like this, maybe, isn't it?

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After a wave of games, Arsenal officially entered the rhythm of the Champions League, because a week later, the contest with Lyon will really come.

But at this time, it happened to be the Chinese New Year, and Quaresma suddenly felt a little homesick!

How to do?

Go to the Chinese gathering place in London to spend the Spring Festival with the Chinese?

It seems that I am a Portuguese who has been to the Spring Festival, which is a bit strange!

While being interviewed by a CCTV reporter, he deliberately said "Happy Chinese New Year!" to the Huaxia fans in a bad accent, while thinking about how he should celebrate the Spring Festival!

What does it mean to make some dumplings at home?

No matter how lonely a person is, no one can understand this loneliness. Quaresma couldn't help feeling a little depressed.

But it happened that Eboue, who was next to him, was urging Lauren and others to go to the nightclub together. Quaresma had an idea, and it seemed that he could invite these animals to celebrate the festival with him!

Although celebrating the Spring Festival is a bit strange, Quaresma can definitely invite these animals in the form of a "Chinese Spring Festival theme party", which is not surprising at all, and even for them, this is definitely a novel experience.

Thinking of this, Quaresma was moved!

As long as I am not alone and spend the Spring Festival alone, as for who is with me, it seems that it is not important anymore!

Therefore, Quaresma took advantage of the opportunity to invite his teammates. Anyway, there is no need to make too much preparation, and the party can be held at any time.

"Chinese New Year themed party?"

Teammates were baffled because they had never heard of it.

However, considering that Quaresma can even make such an exciting underwear party, then this "Chinese New Year theme party" must also be exciting.

"I want to participate!"

"do not forget me!"

"Be sure to reserve a seat for me!"

"I want three tender models!"

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The enthusiasm of the teammates made Quaresma feel like the queen mother who hosted the "Peach Feast".

If there is no quota limit, it is estimated that this group of animals has already fought.

"Let me tell you first, there are no young models, and the purpose of this party is to let everyone experience the festival traditions of foreign countries!" Quaresma hurriedly warned, fearing that everyone would misunderstand.

If everyone thinks wrong, and when they arrive at the party, they find that it is completely different from what they imagined, and they might beat Quaresma up.

The teammates are alright, they are still in high spirits, anyway, everyone is looking for an excuse to come out and have fun, if the worst is not going on, go back and find a young model by yourself.

So, things settled down.

According to the lunar calendar, on New Year's Eve, Quaresma did not stay for additional training as usual, but went home early to prepare. After a while, his teammates will arrive one after another.

You can bring your family!

After all, it was a reunion party. Naturally, Quaresma would not throw Emma aside, so when he got home, Emma had already started to work back and forth.

A bit of a hostess look!

Quaresma couldn't help but smile when he saw Emma's beautiful figure.

"Honey, you're back!" Emma turned her head and smiled sweetly at Quaresma. At that moment, Quaresma suddenly had an urge to do nothing tonight and just be with Emma!

But the premise is that he must be able to drive the herd of animals away.

"However, I really don't know what these things you prepared are for, so strange!" Emma pouted and couldn't help but wonder.

Indeed, according to the Chinese tradition, Emma really doesn't understand anything.

Red lanterns, window grilles, Chinese knots...

For her, this is called exotic.

But looking at the red villa illuminated by several red lanterns, Quaresma was really excited because he found the taste of home.

Before Quaresma expressed more emotion, his teammates had already arrived one after another. When they got off the car, they were either held by their wives or hugged by tender models, but they really didn't come alone.

However, when Walcott's ride with Xiaofa came, it turned out that a mature woman who was nearly 40 years old was with him, which made Quaresma stunned.

Others bring their wives and girlfriends, even if they don't have a girlfriend, they will bring young models with them.

How did the little Walcott bring his mother?

I really didn't expect that he was actually a "Ma Bao Boy"!

"Hello, ma'am, I hope you have a good time tonight!" According to his teammate relationship with Walcott, Quaresma should actually be called the other's aunt, so naturally he can't behave too casually.

But when Walcott and his mother walked into the villa, Xiaofa walked over with a young woman in his arms. For some reason, Quaresma felt that the expression and smile on his face were very cunning.

"Why did Walcott bring his mother to the party?" Quaresma asked him casually because Walcott came with Xiaofa.

"Who said she was Walcott's mother?" Little Fa was taken aback by Quaresma's question, and asked randomly?

The question mark on Quaresma's head was also a little dazed, and he and Xiaofa stared at each other for a long time.

"Then who was that woman just now?" Quaresma suddenly had a bad feeling and asked with difficulty.

At this time, Xiaofa became proud instead, and stroked the ends of his hair lightly, with a playful expression on his face.

"Is he a girlfriend that Walcott just found, or was introduced to him by my girlfriend? Well, isn't it?"

Xiaofa's answer made Quaresma feel as if he was struck by a thunderbolt on the spot, and he was instantly scorched.

Nima!

She's Walcott's girlfriend?

Old enough to be Walcott's mother!

How the hell did Walcott start liking milfs too?

He didn't know what to say anymore. At this moment, Quaresma looked at Xiaofa with the desire to kill someone.

Walcott's age is actually the period of establishing the Three Views, and it is very likely that he was stimulated by some kind of stimulus and affected the entire Three Views.

However, during this critical period, Walcott met Xiaofa, and seeing Xiaofa hugging all kinds of mature women every day, he was inevitably stimulated, or subtly influenced, and the result was that Walcott himself began to prefer milf up...

Quaresma has already imagined the whole thing!

He really wanted to beat up Xiaofa. An optimistic and good young man was led astray by Xiaofa just like that!

I thought that a group of strange creatures in Arsenal, that is, a few young players had not been polluted, but now it seems that I am a bit too optimistic!

Turning around, watching Walcott shyly flirt with a milf who may be older than his mother, Quaresma has a kind of despair that just beeped the dog.

He waved his hand helplessly and let Xiaofa take his girlfriend into the house first, he wanted to have a quiet time.

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After finally adjusting his mentality, his teammates arrived one after another. Quaresma walked into the hall, ready to officially start the party.

What are the traditions and customs of the Spring Festival? Even if the Spring Festival has not been celebrated for two years, it is impossible for Quaresma to forget some things that have been deeply rooted in his bones. Moreover, he is willing to subtly pass on these cultures to this group of animals .

"This Chinese Spring Festival themed party is naturally based on warmth, so everyone can relax as much as possible. Only when you are relaxed and happy can the party be considered a success!"

Quaresma raised his hand and said to everyone with a smile.

The animals are still very interested, after all, this is a novel experience for them.

"Have you seen the red paper and brushes on the table?"

"It's an ancient Chinese writing tool. You can write couplets on it and write with a brush. It's a very interesting experience!"

"After the party is over, you can take the couplets away and stick them on the door of your house, which means good wishes for the new year!"

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After finishing speaking, Quaresma first wrote a pair of couplets in Chinese characters while his teammates watched in amazement. Although his calligraphy is like a dog crawling, at least he has no problem writing Chinese characters. .

But when it's the turn of these animals to show their talents, it's very interesting!

Let’s not talk about brushes, for those who are accustomed to alphabetic writing, square characters are like heavenly scriptures. Even if they write them down, they can’t be described as writing at all. They clearly draw them one stroke after another.

And when they wrote the finished product, it was horrible, but they were still very happy and had a sense of accomplishment.

At this time, Eboue leaned over and whispered in Quaresma's ear, "Is it a good blessing for the future to put this thing on the door?"

Quaresma nodded, that's what he meant.

Then, Eboue smiled, as if thinking of something, he was a chicken thief.

"What do you want?" Quaresma always felt that Eboue was going to make trouble, "You don't want to write curse words and post them on the door of the enemy's house, so as to curse the enemy?"

It's no wonder that Quaresma thought so, because this guy Eboue can do anything at all.

Eboue smiled and said: "That's not true. I just want to paste the painting that Van Persie gave me on the door. This should also be a kind of blessing. Blessing the future, there will always be girls coming to me, beautiful women One after another, they appeared before my eyes!"

Quaresma's face was full of black lines instantly. He can guarantee that if Eboue really does this, then the news of "Arsenal Titans posting a portrait of a gunman at the gate" will definitely become the headlines of English football the next day.

"piss off!"

Quaresma only sent Eboue a word.

The teammates were lively "painting Spring Festival couplets", and after a while, they started to fight. The ink was thrown back and forth by them as a weapon. Even Quaresma did not escape the fate of being attacked and was thrown away. Ink all over his face.

Enough of the trouble, everyone put away the Spring Festival couplets they drew and prepared to take them away. After all, no matter what the paintings look like, they are all their works and are worth collecting.

"In China, during this festival, every household will get together, make dumplings, and cook dumplings to eat. This is a very popular food in China."

"I prepared tools and ingredients for everyone, and then everyone can make dumplings and make dumplings!"

As soon as Quaresma finished speaking, several animals actually cheered loudly.

“I had dumplings at a Chinese restaurant and it was amazing!”

"Yeah, I like dumplings, I never thought I could make my own dumplings today!"

Quaresma couldn't help laughing, the dumplings you eat in Chinese restaurants are probably not authentic dumplings, maybe there are steaks in them!

"By the way, you seem to know a lot about Chinese culture!" At this moment, Emma came over, snuggled up to Quaresma, and asked with a smile.

Quaresma smiled all over his face. At this time, it is naturally impossible to tell the truth.

"I like some unique cultures. If I am really interested, then I will learn more about it!" Quaresma explained with a smile. Although it is simple, Emma can't help but believe it.

Emma nodded, she didn't worry about this problem any more, but was as excited as everyone else, rushing forward to make dumplings.

Quaresma himself is not very good at making dumplings, but at least he knows the process and can roughly make dumplings. As for whether it looks good or not, it probably doesn't matter that much, does it?

"First use a small ball of dough to press out a dough, then put an appropriate amount of the stuffing that has been stirred on the dough, and wrap the stuffing by kneading the dough. As long as the stuffing does not leak out, then this is a success." dumpling."

Quaresma first gave everyone a demonstration. Although the finished dumplings were not so beautiful, at least one Chinese person could tell at a glance what it was.

A group of people marveled at the freshly baked dumplings, in their opinion, this is so interesting!

Soon, they rushed to make dumplings, clumsily like monkeys grabbing chestnuts, it didn't look like they were making food.

Quaresma couldn't help laughing, this is the festive atmosphere!

If you are more ingenious, although the first time the dumplings may not look good, but at least the filling is successfully wrapped, and it will probably not leak after steaming in the pot. It should be counted as a successful dumpling.

But for some clumsy ones, what they make is not dumplings at all, but a pile of dumplings. Look at the one made by Henry, even the spirals are exactly the same!

Quaresma looked at everyone's strange works and smiled very brightly. In his opinion, such a party is much more interesting than an underwear party.

After thinking about it, Quaresma took out a coin, and when making a dumpling, stuffed it into the dumpling filling.

Someone saw Quaresma's movements with sharp eyes, and immediately shouted loudly, which startled everyone.

"Ricardo, you actually poisoned the dumplings!" It was Gallas who yelled loudly, and he happened to see Quaresma's action just now.

The corner of Quaresma's mouth couldn't help twitching slightly. He really wanted to grab Gallas by the collar and question him viciously, who the hell is poisoning him!

You know, everyone else took off their shoes when they entered the house, and only Gallas and Barak didn't have slippers. If they took off their shoes, no one in the room could escape!

Tell me, who the hell is poisoning.

Naturally, everyone would not believe that Quaresma would be poisoned. This is simply nonsense, but they are also curious about what Quaresma put in the dumplings.

Taking out another coin, Quaresma explained helplessly: "This is another custom. When making dumplings, coins and other things will be put in a few dumplings, and when the last family eats dumplings , whoever eats the dumplings with coins will be the luckiest in the new year!"

"However, I still want to remind you that when eating dumplings later, you must be careful. Don't be so lucky that the coin breaks your teeth because it tastes so good, that's not lucky!"

Everyone laughed happily, it turned out to be such a custom!

But since Quaresma can put coins in the dumplings, so can they, so they searched one after another, and spread their thinking to see if there is anything that can be put in the dumplings like coins for everyone to eat Lucky.

It took more than an hour to make the dumplings. Quaresma couldn't help laughing when he saw the dumplings with all kinds of strange shapes, and even some things that couldn't be called dumplings at all.

He remembered that when he was a child, the adults gathered around the table to make dumplings, and he was eager to try, and the things he made were probably so strange...

I can't go back to the past!

But now, Quaresma knew it was not the time to express emotion, so he put these emotions aside and asked Emma to take a few people to cook dumplings.

Then he himself came to the yard with everyone and took out the fireworks that had been prepared.

If there are no fireworks during the festival, is there still a festive atmosphere?

The teammates were very excited. If there were no special circumstances, who would think of setting off fireworks? This is very interesting.

Of course, Quaresma had specifically learned before that fireworks are not banned in London, but everyone does not have this habit.

Eboue, impatient, grabbed the lighter from Quaresma, told everyone to back off, and lit a box of fireworks by himself first. With a sudden bang, the fireworks lifted into the sky with a clear trajectory, and finally burst into the sky with a bang. The explosion sounded, and the colorful lights illuminated the entire sky.

Everyone kept their heads up and looked at the fireworks with a smile. The colorful lights reflected on their faces, making them extraordinarily energetic.

"happy New Year!"

Quaresma said to himself silently in his heart, silently blessing himself.

He is really homesick!

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The excited animals had a good time setting off fireworks. Even if the London Fire Department sent a fire engine to the vicinity to prevent accidents, it still couldn't stop their enthusiasm. As for what will be written in the newspaper tomorrow, they will not Go care about it!

"Let's go, let's eat dumplings!" Quaresma waved his hand, and greeted everyone who was still eager to go back to the house to eat dumplings.

Emma and the wives of several players have already filled the dumplings. Although the postures are strange, they have a special charm when they are placed on the plate. For the players who make dumplings by themselves, it is a completely novel experience.

"Look, I made this bag. How about it? Does it look like an artist?"

"Stop making trouble, get your bastard away, and stay away from me!"

"Ah, so hot, my lips!"

"Delicious, delicious, I want to eat a hundred!"

 …

The animals scrambled to grab the dumplings. If there were special marks, they could still find the dumplings they made themselves in the pile of exotic dumplings, and then they proudly showed off to their teammates. The atmosphere was very lively.

Naturally, Quaresma would not prepare so many exotic dipping materials for them, except soy sauce, vinegar, garlic, and at most a little chili oil. This is the most authentic way to eat.

I have to say that no matter what the shape is, the core is the same, either the skin or the pit, the taste is almost the same, and it is quite delicious.

"Hey, my teeth!"

At this moment, Barak yelled, covered his mouth and groaned, and then spat out a coin that had been bitten in half, leaving everyone dumbfounded.

The coins are made of steel alloy, and they were actually bitten open by Barak. How hard are his teeth?

But just now when Barak shocked everyone, Xiaofa yelled again.

"What the hell is this?"

Everyone turned their heads and found a strange thing protruding from Xiaofa's mouth. No matter how they looked at it, they felt that this thing was a bit disgusting.

"Congratulations, you have eaten the nails I put in!"

At this moment, Gallas smiled and couldn't help but said triumphantly: "Didn't you say that you can put something to show luck? If you eat my nails, then you are definitely the luckiest this year!"

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