I am Quaresma

During the warm-up, Quaresma observed Houllier from time to time, wanting to see Houllier's distressed appearance.

Although there is no need to deliberately deal with him, it is also possible to trample him to death.

Anyway, Quaresma would not regard him as an opponent, but a mosquito that likes to buzz, just slap him to death.

When he walked from the locker room to the player tunnel and was about to enter the field, a small episode happened.

Quaresma always thought he was the most popular Arsenal player, but the little guy in front of him gave Quaresma a blow.

"I don't want Quaresma, I want Van Persie, Van Persie is more handsome than Quaresma!"

The little guy was relentless, crying and making a lot of noise, out of control at all.

Quaresma has black lines on his face, what kind of aesthetics are you?

Van Persie is more handsome than me?

Now I really wonder if there is something wrong with your family's education, because the aesthetics deviate from the general public!

However, Quaresma would not care about a child, so he wanted to pull him over to coax him, but unexpectedly, he was pinched severely by the little boy.

You are not a spy sent by Leon, are you?

It is always the worst way to take children, but Quaresma suddenly smiled wickedly when he saw the animals gloating around him.

"Little friend, can I ask you a question? If you answer correctly, I will give you a football!"

The little boy stopped crying instantly, wiped his tears with his cuff, and looked at Quaresma with piercing eyes.

"you said?"

Quaresma laughed, "I still lie to you because of a football? After I score a goal, I will put this ball away as a souvenir and give it to you after the game. How about it?"

The little boy said confidently: "Then you ask the question, I am the smartest, and I will definitely be able to answer it!"

However, at this time, the few animals watching Quaresma saw Quaresma's smirk, and knew that Quaresma must have no good intentions, so they couldn't help listening carefully, wondering if Quaresma might have a trap question,

Can you answer it yourself?

Quaresma smiled, and then began to ask questions: "There are 11 children, and there are 7 apples, which can only be cut four times. How to distribute the apples equally to the children?"

Everyone in front of them was lost in thought. They didn't know whether it was a math problem or a brain teaser.

Only the little boy raised his head and said to Quaresma confidently: "I can only add and subtract within 10, don't ask me if it exceeds 10!"

Quaresma couldn't help but chuckle, the little guy's tiger-headed and tiger-headed appearance is really funny.

"Actually, I don't know the answer to this question, but I will still give you a football, just wait!" Quaresma patted the little guy's head, finding the pleasure when someone else ravages his hair , laughed.

The little boy nodded and was no longer distressed. Obviously, football is more attractive than Van Persie.

However, at this time, several other animals fell into hard thinking, and they couldn't figure out how to cut these four knives.

"What's the answer, tell us quickly!" Eboue held Quaresma's hand tightly.

Quaresma thought for a while, and said: "Then ask another way, 11 players, and 7 apples, can only be cut four times, how to distribute the apples to the players equally?"

A few people stared wide-eyed and began to doubt life. What's the difference between being a kid and becoming a player?

In fact, the difference is that, for children, Quaresma can't bear to do it. If it is replaced by a player, there will be no psychological burden to cut.

Seeing a few guys swearing not to give up, Quaresma knew that if he didn't tell them the answer, they might cut him.

So Quaresma whispered the real hardcore answer.

"Cut four people four times, leaving seven people and seven apples, one for each person, just right!"

Several people were dumbfounded!

"Nimma, instead of cutting apples, cut people?"

"Is it so bloody?"

"But there's nothing wrong with that answer!"

"However, 11 people cut 4, who do you want to cut?"

 …

Several people felt that their worldview had been shattered. Quaresma's hardcore answer seemed to open the door to a new world for them.

Until the start of the game on the field, Eboue kept chanting "cut four, cut four", as if possessed.

However, the game was not delayed at all and continued as usual.

Looking at the Lyon team that was already prepared, Quaresma didn't know if they would give up, but Quaresma knew that Lyon must have no chance.

In fact, Lyon really did not give up. At the beginning of the game, just like the previous game, they suddenly and fiercely grabbed the start, as if they wanted to take away Arsenal.

Lyon adopted the same strategy in the last game, and they really broke through Arsenal's goal twice, doing something that many teams have not done before. Perhaps, it is precisely because of this that they have given them such a big determination.

Even if this is the Emirates Stadium, if they can really score two goals in the opening game, then the total score of the two sides will be evened, and Lyon's chance will come?

Therefore, Lyon played very resolutely at the beginning!

However, fans who have full confidence in Arsenal's control don't care at all, and even have no fluctuations in their hearts!

"Leon doesn't have any other tricks?"

"Lyon may advance by two, and then Arsenal will score four more. I watched this episode!"

"Does Leon want to die even worse?"

"Do you really think Quaresma's outer instep looks good?"

 …

The confidence of the fans naturally comes from the strength of the team. In fact, how could Arsenal, who sit at home, make the mistake of the last game?

Isn't Lyon aggressive?

Then I will be fiercer than you!

Under the leadership of Ballack, Arsenal's midfielder showed power and directly pressed Lyon's offensive back. Coupled with Quaresma's extremely dominant performance on the wing, Lyon's opening tactic ended in failure. Didn't make any waves!

Houllier's face was extremely ugly on the sidelines. Back at home, Arsenal showed a better state than the previous game, and they were also more dominant. Lyon couldn't even start the game. He had imagined that the game At the end, the score board on the sidelines will show what kind of state it is.

Soon, Arsenal turned their advantage into a victory, scoring goals in the 25th and 35th minutes of the first half, respectively, and achieved a two-goal lead.

The tide is gone!

So far, no one has illusions about Lyon anymore, not to mention the disadvantage of the first round, just the two goals behind, Lyon may not have a chance to win back!

To eliminate Arsenal, Lyon must score at least four goals in the second half, and in this way they only have the opportunity to play overtime with Arsenal, provided that Arsenal no longer score.

It's a bit embarrassing!

What made Houllier even more unbearable was that not long after the start of the second half, Wenger actually replaced Quaresma again, which was simply the biggest humiliation to Lyon.

Even the core players of the team have left the field early to rest, why did Arsenal ever pay attention to Lyon?

Houllier felt that he was about to faint, that is, the only bit of rationality he had was holding on so he didn't fall down.

Maybe it's good to pretend to be sick and let the ambulance take me away, it's better than continuing to accept the humiliation here.

Houllier thought without hesitation.

When Quaresma was off the field, he looked at Houllier's mocking expression and did not hide it at all. Houllier had an urge to come up and fight Quaresma desperately.

Of course, Quaresma would not take Houllier seriously. At most, he was just a barking wild dog, and he could be kicked to death. There was no need to waste too much time and energy on him.

I thought it was a king who clamored so loudly, but it turned out to be bronze!

At the end of the game, the score on the field had become 3:0, and Arsenal had won a complete victory. This was based on the fact that Arsenal had stopped playing in the second half. Otherwise, Lyon might be bloodbathed again.

The Arsenal fans celebrated the victory passionately, once again reached the Champions League semi-finals, one step closer to the Champions League title, it is completely worth celebrating, preferably until the end of the season.

Quaresma did not attend the post-match press conference at all. It is a pleasure to beat a dog in the water, but it would be a bit inhumane to kill a dog directly. Quaresma feels that he is still very humanitarian!

What's interesting is that just after the game ended, Lyon really fired Houllier just as the media had speculated.

Perhaps Houllier did a good job in Lyon, winning Ligue 1 and advancing to the quarter-finals of the Champions League. This is in line with their strength. If they want to go further in the Champions League, their strength really does not allow them.

In fact, Lyon fans are quite satisfied. Even if they want better results, they can perform as expected.

But the key problem is that the team will definitely not be able to play against Arsenal, but Houllier keeps provoking opponents with his mouth open, acting as if he is more capable, and it also makes fans all over the world look forward to Lyon. .

As a result, Lyon was beaten so badly, and now the whole world is laughing at Lyon for overreaching. If Houlier doesn't take the blame, who will take it?

Therefore, Lyon simply fired Houllier. Even if he led Lyon to the Ligue 1 championship, he did not make the top management have more nostalgia.

After all, with Lyon's current lineup, even if they change to a second-rate coach, it is estimated that they will have no problem winning the Ligue 1 championship.

So far, another name has been added to the list of head coaches dismissed by Quaresma, and it is still a very important name.

Someone ridiculed, "Will Quaresma have already dismissed the world's famous coaches one by one by the time Quaresma retires?".

It's a bit of an exaggeration, but it's entirely possible.

Not to mention other places, just in the Premier League, that is, Ferguson's coaching position is stable, and neither Mourinho nor Benister, Chelsea and Liverpool have yet become godfather figures, and they may not be dismissed any day .

Maybe they were beaten by Arsenal when they played Arsenal, and the boss fired them directly in a rage. Isn't this considered to be dismissed by Quaresma?

 …

After advancing to the semi-finals of the Champions League, Arsenal finally got a little precious breathing time, but after that, there is still a dense schedule waiting for Arsenal.

If all goes well for Arsenal, where the three lines go hand in hand, there will be 12 games left in the whole season, including 7 Premier League games, 2 FA Cup games, and 3 Champions League games.

The efforts of the whole long season may come to naught because of these last few games. It has to be said that this is the cruelty of professional football.

Fortunately, Arsenal still have a certain advantage in the Premier League, which also gives them more room for maneuver and more room for mistakes. At least they will not lose the possibility of winning the Premier League just because they lose a game. , is still firmly in his hands.

And Arsenal also entered the fast lane of the sprint, and really started the final sprint.

On April 9th, Arsenal challenged Newcastle in an away game. At the home court of the Magpies, relying on the penalty kick made and taken by Quaresma, they won a small victory over their opponents and continued to maintain their proud unbeaten attitude of the season;

On April 13th, Arsenal played against Bolton at home. Although Quaresma did not score a goal, he provided ammunition for Adebayor, assisted the Togolese to score and scored an equalizer goal;

On April 16th, they played against Manchester City at home again. This time Quaresma showed a good state and directly scored twice to help the team open the door to victory. Ballack and Xiaofa also scored goals. Help the team complete a big victory;

In three consecutive games, Arsenal achieved two wins and one tie. Even though they might be a little embarrassed by their opponents in the game, they still survived to the end.

The result is also very gratifying.

Especially after Chelsea and Manchester United directly collided in this round, they played extremely hotly but got a draw and each scored only one point. Arsenal's lead is already very obvious.

With the final four rounds of the league remaining, Arsenal already lead Manchester United by 11 points.

In other words, if Manchester United wants to win the championship, there is only one possibility, that is, Manchester United will win all four games, while Arsenal will lose all four games. Otherwise, Arsenal will win the Premier League trophy this season.

It has to be said that even the diehard fans of Manchester United have realized sadly that the Red Devils only have a theoretical possibility of winning the championship.

Even if Arsenal only get a draw, I am afraid that Arsenal will rely on their huge advantage in goal difference to beat Manchester United to win the championship.

In other words, now Arsenal can fully focus on the Champions League and the FA Cup. Even if the Premier League uses a second-tier lineup to play, it is impossible to lose the championship!

Even if Arsenal lose all games, Manchester United can't guarantee that they can win all four games. You must know that the relegation team at the end of the season is definitely more troublesome than the championship team. Pull you to die together.

Therefore, at this time, Ferguson will not come out to engage in so-called psychological warfare at all. With that effort, it is better to drool, worry about the transfer next season, in order to strengthen his strength, and challenge Arsenal's dominance next season.

The media can't wait to put the Premier League title on Arsenal's head, all kinds of praises, but no one believes that Manchester United can miraculously come back, unless Manchester United is God, or even God may not be able to save Manchester United.

This result naturally made Quaresma extremely happy. In his second season at Arsenal, he finally helped Arsenal regain the Premier League championship. Among them, he definitely has his own indelible credit.

In the previous life, Arsenal had no championship for many years. The last Premier League championship was the undefeated championship in the 2003-04 season. After that, the championship is simply a luxury.

But now, he has changed everything.

After Chelsea dominated the Premier League for two seasons, the Premier League trophy has finally returned to Arsenal. This is definitely the result that all Arsenal fans are ecstatic.

Of course, now there is only one last step left before the Premier League title. If you step out, you can get the trophy back.

However, Quaresma knows that the current Premier League can be put aside, and it is the most correct choice to transfer energy to the Champions League or even the FA Cup.

A Premier League title is not enough!

I want the Champions League!

I want the Triple Crown!

Quaresma doesn't know how long he can stay at Arsenal, but at least one day here, the pursuit of honor will never stop.

Manchester United has two championships. If Arsenal wins this season, then Arsenal will also have two!

Can't catch up with Liverpool, but catch up with Manchester United!

That's what Quaresma is aiming for.

 …

The next game is the FA Cup semi-final, Arsenal challenge Everton away.

Arsenal sent out the main lineup without hesitation, and only took rotations in a few positions so that the players could adjust their status.

Now, the FA Cup is more important than the Premier League.

And Quaresma, who has been replaced early in recent games, has actually been fully rested. Even if his personal data has been affected to a certain extent, Quaresma is also willing to maintain his competitive state and retain his physical fitness.

At the beginning of this game, Quaresma showed his best competitive state. After only a few minutes of driving, he completed a beautiful breakthrough and cut in from the wing, and then used the most iconic outside instep curve ball Scored Everton's goal.

Next, this is Quaresma's second FA Cup goal, and it is still worth remembering.

Although Everton also wanted to win the FA Cup trophy, so they fought fiercely with Arsenal at the beginning, but with Quaresma's goal, everything became different again!

Everton is competing with Liverpool for a Champions League seat. Although they are now behind Liverpool in points, they still have a chance to complete the lead, especially when Liverpool is distracted by the Champions League. Everton naturally does not want to give up this opportunity.

So, how much energy is invested in the FA Cup is a question worth discussing.

And Quaresma gave Everton a slap in the face at the beginning, they have to think about whether it is worth it to continue to fight Arsenal.

However, before they could think of a result, Quaresma had once again torn through Everton's defense, assisted Ballack, and Arsenal rewritten the score to 2:0.

Boo!

Don't hesitate now!

This score, even if it is possible for Everton to get it back, they don't know what a painful price to pay. What's more, it seems that there has never been a team that can get it back after facing Arsenal two goals behind.

Therefore, Moyes simply gave up the game, and the game was directly under the control of Arsenal. Until the referee blew the whistle to end the game, there was no further disturbance.

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