I am Quaresma

After winning the FA Cup, Arsenal was naturally inhumanly touted by the English media. All the way to the sky, they seemed to crush Ling Xiao.

However, Arsenal can also withstand such flattery. Arsenal's dominance in England has reached an unbelievable height.

In the history of the Premier League, most of the period was two strong teams, but now, there are four top European teams competing for the championship. The intensity can be imagined.

Manchester United and Liverpool are the two traditional giants of the Premier League. After winning the Premier League title, Chelsea has become the last opponent European teams want to meet. Coupled with a picturesque Arsenal, the championship alone is a challenge. Enough to paint a gorgeous picture.

But even with so many strong contenders for the championship, Arsenal were still able to win the championship ahead of time and took away the FA Cup, which is enough to prove that Arsenal is unrivaled.

Not to mention that Arsenal have already stood on the top podium of the Champions League and reached the Champions League final for two consecutive seasons.

Arsenal fans are undoubtedly the happiest. They have won four championship trophies so far this season, and they are even about to catch up with the total number of championships won by Wenger in his coaching career.

However, the fans are still secretly patient, and will never vent all their excitement at this time, because the Champions League final will be a week later, and when Arsenal wins the Big Ears Cup again, they will really release themselves when.

After winning the championship, Arsenal actually did not arrange to celebrate. After all, the FA Cup is far from the gold content of the Premier League and the Champions League. Even if it is not dispensable, it will not make everyone ecstatic.

After a one-day holiday, the team assembled immediately for the final intense preparations.

The final battle, the battle that determines life and death, the battle that determines the success or failure of a season!

There is no room for loss!

Quaresma knows that Milan is not an easy opponent to deal with. Even though Arsenal defeated Milan in both rounds last season, in fact, Arsenal's midfielder was suppressed by Milan. They just knocked out the Italian giants.

However, Arsenal's midfielder has made a qualitative leap this season due to the arrival of Ballack, and they will not be at a disadvantage with Milan. This is undoubtedly the happiest thing for Quaresma.

"Ambrosini said he would support Milan's midfield with Gattuso!" Quaresma winked at Ballack and said, "He obviously didn't take you seriously!"

Public opinion spreads at the speed of light,

The content of Ambrosini's interview yesterday has reached England today.

In the midfield confrontation between Arsenal and Milan, Pirlo played against Fabregas, Gattuso played against Gilberto Silva, so obviously the remaining Ambrosini was played against Ballack.

Barack snorted, slightly annoyed that Quaresma compared him to Ambrosini and teased himself about it.

Ambrosini is an engineer, and he is not a top engineer. He is the world's top all-around midfielder, and he is not at the same level at all, okay!

"You still think about how you can beat Kaka directly in the game. In the eyes of everyone, the Brazilian is your biggest opponent!" Ballack reminded Quaresma angrily.

Quaresma shrugged nonchalantly, he knew this from the beginning.

Although the atmosphere of public opinion before the game has not yet reached a climax, the warm-up has already begun. The media will make an all-round comparison of the two teams, and the direct collision between the two leading teams is undoubtedly the most attractive topic.

Arsenal's Quaresma and Milan's Kaka are definitely the top football stars in the world today. The direct confrontation between the two may even affect today's double footballer selection.

Although Quaresma has won the Premier League title and the Premier League Golden Boot, and the Champions League has already locked the Golden Boot, he is the most popular candidate for Mr. Double, but Kaka's performance is also amazing. If Milan really beats Arsenal to win the championship, and If Kaka is more eye-catching than Quaresma in the direct confrontation, maybe Kaka can really defeat Quaresma and take the title of double football player.

But now there are many people looking forward to the perfect Kaka can overwhelm Quaresma too!

Kaka's playing style is elegant, his personality is sunny, and his appearance is even more handsome. He has almost all the potential to become a star. In contrast, Quaresma is not unhandsome, but he always gives people a naughty and funny look. It feels like these are two completely different types.

Football is always ruled by one person, it's quite boring, isn't it?

"You don't have to worry about this. If you have time, I suggest you do more prayers and baptisms, and don't let your bad luck affect the team. Do you think what I said makes sense?"

He said to Barack with an extremely unbeatable expression, and after he finished speaking, Quaresma laughed and turned around, leaving Barack who was so angry that he was about to explode, whimpering.

Ballack's law is a very famous meme in world football. Even though Ballack has not won the runner-up for three seasons, it seems that the halo has lost its effect, but it is still very interesting to tease Ballack.

If Arsenal really lost to Milan in the final this time, then it is estimated that the fans will not think it is Wenger's problem, nor will they think it is Quaresma's problem, let alone other people in the team The problem, all the blame, I am afraid that Barak will be responsible!

It's all about Barack's law!

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Three days before the final, Arsenal and Milan arrived in Athens one after another on the same day, to adapt to the local temperature and climate as soon as possible, and the venue conditions.

With the arrival of the two teams, the atmosphere of the game has really entered the hottest state, and the public opinion drama is full of gunpowder. Before going to the battlefield, there is already a strong smell of gunpowder.

In fact, both teams wanted to keep a low profile, prepare quietly, and go all out in the game, but the problem was that they were not allowed to keep a low profile in this world-renowned final.

It's just that what Quaresma didn't expect was that it was Pele who was ridiculed as the "crow's mouth" who stood up and spoke first.

"This game will be completely different from AC Milan playing Manchester United, because Arsenal pursues a beautiful style of play and an open attack, but they are not stubborn."

"AC Milan has Kaka and his partner Seedorf, but Arsenal has the most incredible Quaresma. Obviously, no player can shake Quaresma's domination of world football!"

"So, I think Arsenal will win the title!"

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As soon as the words of the king of the ball came out, Ying Lun suddenly wailed!

The terrible power of the ball king's prediction is by no means a joke, but he has won a great reputation with a series of tragedies.

Perhaps many people have already forgotten how magnificent Bailey was on the court when he was young, but they will not forget his poisonous crow's mouth.

Not to mention other teams that were miserably abused by Pele, even the AC Milan team has a tragic history of being devastated by Pele.

On the night of Istanbul two seasons ago, Pele predicted that AC Milan would beat Liverpool to win the championship. As a result, needless to say, Milan could be overturned even with a three-goal lead. It is conceivable that Pele's crow mouth has how terrible.

"Please be merciful, old man, change your words, we Arsenal still want to win the championship!"

"Long live Pele, if you say this to you, Milan's championship will be secured!"

"Who told me your address, I'll kill him!"

"A word of life and death, Pele announced that Milan won the championship in the way of predicting Arsenal's championship!"

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The media boisterously followed suit, and for a while, Milan's voice for winning the championship was loud.

Interestingly, even bookmakers who have always believed in scientific judgment and big data analysis were afraid of Bailey's prediction, and raised the odds for Arsenal to win the championship one after another, which made all the fans who followed the game a little bit amused.

There is no one else who can affect a game to such an extent as an unrelated person except Mr. Pele.

Quaresma was a little dumbfounded. He was not afraid of Pele's crow's mouth. After all, everything on the football field should be based on strength, not so-called metaphysics.

It's just that he thinks that as a time traveler, it's more appropriate to be a magic stick, right?

The job of the magic stick is actually done well, maybe the whole world will worship you!

Not to mention anything else, I casually predicted that I would have been hiding in my home, and when the terrorist leader was caught, everyone would have to worship me.

Oh yes, it seems that guy is still an Arsenal fan......

But for the sake of my own life, I should stop doing things that have nothing to do with my identity. Isn't it good to play football quietly?

At the end of every day's training, the club will arrange a special time for interviews. When asked by reporters about Pele's views on the prediction of the championship in this game, Quaresma can only answer reporters' questions dumbfounded.

"First of all, thank you for your compliment!"

"I don't think there's any magic in Mr Bailey's predictions, he's just expressing his opinion, that's all!"

"If the so-called Bailey curse really exists, then I will use this game to break the curse and return Mr. Bailey's innocence!"

"Trust me, I can do it!"

"The champion belongs to Arsenal, there is no doubt about it!"

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Quaresma's words immediately spread through the media, and the melon eaters all sat on the benches, waiting for Milan to respond.

Sure enough, Milan responded immediately.

"We have personally experienced the power of Mr. Bailey, and we don't want to mention what happened that night again!"

"Since Mr. Bailey thinks Arsenal will win the championship, there is no doubt that Arsenal has no chance!"

"The champion will definitely be AC ​​Milan!"

"This is not only a matter of strength, but also of Mr. Bailey's protection, isn't it?"

"Thinking about it now, if Mr. Bailey still predicts that we will win, then we must have nothing to love now!"

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Ancelotti's ironic speech reached Bailey's ears. Bailey took out a small book from the safe and wrote the names of Ancelotti and AC Milan on it. He swore that next time, he would definitely "More optimistic" AC Milan.

And just two days before the start of the final, UEFA officially announced the statistics of this season's Champions League, which directly ignited public opinion!

There is no suspense in the scorer list. Quaresma, who scored 18 goals, is far ahead, and Kaka, who scored 10 goals, and Ruud van Nistelrooy, who scored 6 goals, are simply not on the same level;

On the assists list, Quaresma and Giggs tied for the first place. They each contributed 7 assists to their teammates. Ronaldo ranked third with 5 assists, while Kaka was unnamed;

In terms of the number of shots, Quaresma also took the lead with 35 shots, Kaka attempted 28 shots, and Ronaldo had 22 shots. Referring to their goals, you can get a huge gap in the data of goal efficiency. ;

On the offside list, there is no such thing as Quaresma. After all, he usually does not appear at the forefront in the offensive position. Even if he rushes to the forefront, he is inserted in the back row;

On the yellow card list, Quaresma did not enter the top ten. He received two yellow cards in the Champions League this season. Among the thugs, there is nothing to show off at all;

However, on the foul list, Quaresma is on the list. He ranked third with 26 fouls, and the first is Liverpool's Alonso;

Of course, the most exaggerated and shocking thing is actually the violation list.

Quaresma topped the list with 88 violations, and left the rest far behind. The 88 data even exceeded the sum of the violations from the second to the fourth.

These data, in fact, have clearly put Quaresma's dominance in front of everyone, and even make people feel that UEFA is sitting on a crooked buttocks to support Quaresma and Arsenal.

Before that, many people thought that Kaka and Quaresma did not have any gap. The performance of the two on the field was almost the same. Quaresma scored more goals and Kaka was more active.

But looking at the data released now, Milan fans are already speechless.

Kaka is not as good as Quaresma in goals, not as assists as Quaresma, not as many shots as Quaresma, not as many fouls as Quaresma, not as many violations as Quaresma...

It's all-round crushing!

The higher the data, the more investment in the game. There is no doubt that Quaresma is far behind Kaka on this point.

Of course, UEFA still has more data that has not been released. If it is really released, then Milan fans must be even more ashamed.

Not to mention anything else, Quaresma must run more than 10,000 distance per game, which is already a very good statistic for an offensive player, at least Kaka can't do this.

However, Quaresma also has embarrassing statistics. Just the item of "being passed" is enough for him to have a headache. After a game, the number of times he has been passed is almost more than the number of times other players in the team have been passed. summed up...

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Quaresma is not disgusted by the comparison between himself and Kaka, but he knows that his opponent in this game, or Arsenal's opponent, is not Kaka, but the unpredictable man.

Inzaghi, a man who turned the offside line into a residential building.

In his previous life, Quaresma was very impressed with the Champions League final. Although Milan reached the top and achieved Kaka's double player of football, Inzaghi actually performed more eye-catching in the game.

It was his brace that helped AC Milan win and win the Big Ears Cup. Without his brace, I'm afraid Liverpool would have the last laugh.

Although my little butterfly will affect some things, but the wheel of history is rolling forward, and many things may really have their inevitability.

Liverpool was replaced by Arsenal, but who knows if Inzaghi will repeat history and score twice?

Hard to say!

Arsenal's defensive system is not as good as Italy's chain defense. Perhaps Campbell and Kolo Touré are not a problem in defending strong centers, but facing Inzaghi, who is usually invisible and suddenly comes out to stab you with a killer striker, it is a bit powerless. .

It can even be said that Inzaghi is the weapon to restrain Arsenal.

Don't look at Arsenal eliminated Milan last season. At that time, Inzaghi had a cold and didn't play at all.

Therefore, Quaresma feels that Arsenal need to be more cautious, which is exactly what he reminded his teammates.

"Don't worry, is Inzaghi stronger than Shevchenko? Shevchenko was guarded by us last season and has no temper!" Campbell didn't care about Quaresma's reminder.

It seems to be a little swollen!

Strong dominance brings about a strong self-confidence built up, but when self-confidence becomes conceited, I am afraid things will be troublesome.

Quaresma is not the head coach, he has no way to wake up the players, which is also what troubles him.

What if Inzaghi really pokes a few holes in Arsenal?

It was too late for Campbell and the others to wake up at that time!

Then, I can only carry the team forward by myself!

No problem, as long as you score more goals than Milan!

Is not it?

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