I am Quaresma

This summer, Real Madrid's big moves have never been interrupted. Whenever the fans want to look away a little bit to pity other teams, Real Madrid will always resort to a big deal to regain everyone's attention. This is in line with Florentino Nuo's usual style.

Real Madrid officially announced that Schuster will become the team's new head coach.

Although this matter has been aroused before, the actual completion of the signing has once again ignited public opinion.

Many people questioned that Real Madrid fired Fabio Capello, the champion coach who led Real Madrid to regain the La Liga title after four years, and instead signed Schuster, a rookie coach who has no experience in coaching wealthy clubs. Schuster has the ability to manage Real Madrid well. locker room?

You know, the locker room of a wealthy family has always been a very mysterious place, and it is also the most complicated place. It can even be called an independent small society.

They may love each other, may intrigue, may form cliques, and may even be strangers.

If a head coach cannot manage the locker room well, then it is absolutely impossible for him to lead the team to achieve good results.

And more importantly, there is Raul in the Real Madrid dressing room who is almost as authoritative as the head coach. This is definitely the first level Schuster has to pass.

Without Raul's support, Schuster would never have achieved any results in Real Madrid.

But this is obviously not what Quaresma needs to care about. Although many people in the previous life blacked Raul as a ball bully, at least Quaresma feels that Raul has Madrid blood flowing in his bones. If it is really beneficial to Real Madrid, Raul is impossible. To destroy, otherwise he would not be the spiritual leader of Real Madrid.

The team has not yet started to assemble. Because of the America's Cup, Real Madrid simply gave the players more vacation time, and the official report day is July 20.

Originally thought that Real Madrid would have arrangements such as a trip to the United States or Asia, but perhaps because of the training time and other issues, Real Madrid will only conduct training and preparations in Eddingning, Austria this summer, and then play a few warm-up matches to end their preparations.

Before the team assembled, because there was still time for a break, Quaresma was cast by C Rolla to act.

Ronaldo told him before that one of his friends is making a movie, and the two of them can go guest-starring, live the addiction of being an actor, and at the same time increase the attention of the friend's movie. After all, the two superstars in football participate At least fans of Manchester United and Real Madrid are interested in taking a look.

Of course, it's just a cameo, with a few scenes and a few lines, it's kind of an easter egg,

Not the main actors, otherwise they really wouldn't be able to act.

Acting is flawed, without the training of Laying, why is it all wild, isn't it?

"Thank you for coming! I think you'll be proud to be in this movie when it breaks world box office records!"

When they came to the shooting location, the director friend of Ronaldo warmly welcomed the two of them, but what he said made Quaresma not know how to interface.

Do you want to be such a stinky fart?

Generally speaking, the cameo appearance is to increase your popularity, but you said that we will be proud of this movie in the end?

Ronaldo didn't expect the director to be so inflated.

You want to win the world movie box office champion, does Cameron know?

Now Quaresma is a little doubtful whether it is a stupid decision for him and Ronaldo to make a guest appearance.

"Maybe, I hope the facts don't turn around!" Quaresma shrugged, and his attitude became indifferent.

Anyway, who doesn't have a few idiot friends? Since he is a friend of Ronaldo, I don't want to care about him because of Ronaldo's face.

"The plot design of the two of you is like this. Here, the alien successfully confessed to the heroine. When the romantic atmosphere reaches its climax, the camera zooms out to the two young people sitting on a park chair next to them!"

"These two young people are the guest stars of you two!"

"You two are going to act like damsels, play gay guys snuggle up, despise alien and heroine love, and declare that the love between you is the true most loyal love, because the alien left When we are on Earth, we will definitely not leave with the heroine!"

"It's probably like this. I believe you will be able to perform well!"

 …

In front of the director, Ronaldo and Quaresma were dumbfounded. They never thought that the director would let them play a gay couple.

What is this called Nima?

If it weren't for the fact that this guy's thinking is always unconstrained, Ronaldo would want to take off his shoes and beat him.

Playing gay with Quaresma?

It's scary just thinking about it!

If this movie is released, the whole world will probably go crazy after seeing this easter egg!

Shaking his head vigorously, Quaresma quit, even if it is a spoof, it is not such a spoof!

If he is an actor, from the perspective of professionalism, no matter what kind of role he can't refuse.

But he is a non-professional who came to play a cameo, is it appropriate for him to play a gay?

Quaresma swore that if the director dared to make such a request again, he and the director would die together.

"Are you sure you really don't want these two roles?" Seeing that Ronaldo and Quaresma refused very firmly, the director couldn't help but regretfully said: "Then I can only leave it to Figo and Rui Costa , They also said that they would come as a cameo!"

Quaresma was about to cry!

This guy actually knows Figo and Rui Costa?

Imagine, when Figo and Rui Costa came to the shooting scene and found out that they were going to play gay, would they be furious and kill the director?

With Figo's fiery temper, it is by no means impossible.

"That's such a pity, I think we missed an epic movie, didn't we?" Ronaldo pretended to be regretful and then couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Don't be sorry, because you can't play homosexuality, you can still play corpses, I promise you will show your face when the movie is released!" The director seemed not to notice the teasing in Ronaldo and Quaresma's tone.

what?

Acting as a corpse?

Quaresma is all bad!

I'm the world's footballer, so I ran over to play tricks on you, and I still acted as a corpse?

I'm going to kneel down to your brain!

But what Quaresma didn't expect was that Ronaldo agreed with great interest, and Quaresma almost choked to death without a sip of water.

"Are you serious?" Quaresma asked Ronaldo in disbelief.

Ronaldo nodded indifferently, "It's okay to play a corpse, otherwise, wouldn't it be a waste of time to come here today, maybe you still want to play a gay?"

Quaresma didn't even know what to say!

play!

Today I will go all out and play a corpse.

Although they belonged to the extras, they were big-name cameos after all. The two enjoyed a separate rest room and makeup artist treatment. When the two came out after changing their clothes, they looked at each other's image and almost cried.

Her face was bruised and purple, and black. It was like being blown beyond recognition, that is to say, the makeup artist was highly skilled, otherwise the original outline would not be visible at all.

"You look like you are crying after losing!" Quaresma couldn't help but teased Ronaldo.

Ronaldo curled his lips in disdain, "How do you think your image is so good, saying you are a beggar is just lowering the lower limit of homeless people!"

The two bickered for a while, and then they went to the shooting location under the guidance of the crew.

"Here, you two lie on this dirt bag, head to head, just lie on your back!" The staff suppressed a smile and directed the two of you, "When the shooting starts later, you close your eyes and don't have any more trouble." Any action, wait for the director to stop before moving, understand?"

Quaresma made an ok gesture to the staff. Although he has never made a movie, we have shot so many commercials, how could it be possible to be a background.

Lying on the ground with C Luo head to head, trying to pose a chic pose, even if we act as a corpse, we are still a handsome corpse.

Ronaldo probably thinks the same way. If Ronaldo hadn't stopped him, he would have put on his classic posture celebrating a goal and pretended to be a dead body. The scene is simply unbearable to look at.

"Be more professional, okay, we are corpses now!" Quaresma couldn't help preaching to Ronaldo, and then, he opened his arms, and the iconic celebration movement like flying also appeared on the corpse... .

Seeing the two stars who look like living treasures, the staff almost cried helplessly.

"You are just ordinary corpses without any particularity. You were not bombed to death while celebrating a goal, so you don't need to pose like this!"

Under the persuasion of the staff, the two finally became a little normal, and tried their best to pretend to be a corpse.

Soon, the shot was over.

The director greeted Quaresma and Ronaldo to watch the shot just completed, expressing that he was very satisfied.

Quaresma leaned over and found that this was an overhead shot. On the ground, their two heads lay in large fonts. This was a panoramic picture, surrounded by a post-war smoke-filled appearance. At this time, The camera zoomed in slowly, and it was still zooming in in a rotating manner. During this process, the faces of Quaresma and Ronaldo also entered the camera, so that everyone could clearly recognize the two of them.

"The shot is really good, but I want to know, how did the two of us die?"

Quaresma couldn't help asking, what happened to the pile of ruins around him.

The director replied triumphantly: "You two are a gay couple, dating in a gay park, and then you were directly blown to death when aliens attacked the earth!"

Then, while Quaresma and Ronaldo were stunned, the director continued to add: "Although there is no footage of you guys dating directly, we will prove that you two are also gay by filming the intimate actions of several other gay couples!"

I go Nima's gay!

Quaresma is about to collapse!

I can't get around the hurdle of being gay today, can I?

If Ronaldo hadn't stopped Quaresma desperately, Quaresma would have desperately wanted to fight this silly-looking director.

 …

After the unpleasant shooting ended, Quaresma didn't give Ronaldo a good face.

"What kind of friend are you? He is gay himself!"

Ronaldo blinked, "How do you know?"

Quaresma is crazy and doesn't want to deal with Ronaldo anymore.

However, when separated from Ronaldo, Quaresma still couldn't help playing tactics against Ronaldo.

"Manchester United should be at their peak now. It is not a problem to regain the Premier League title, but in the Champions League, when we meet, I will teach you how to be a man!"

Ronaldo curled his lips in disdain, he didn't like Quaresma's fart the most.

"Real Madrid is so chaotic, I'm afraid even you don't know how much energy you can exert. What do you use to win me?" Ronaldo refused to admit defeat.

In his opinion, the turbulent Real Madrid is indeed not a good place now, and from the perspective of Real Madrid's lineup, it seems that they are no better than Manchester United.

Manchester United has its own system, and Real Madrid's head coach has not yet officially taken up the post. When will it be able to run in?

Therefore, Ronaldo feels that at least this season, Real Madrid is still useless, even if Real Madrid has Quaresma.

"Then let us wait and see!" Quaresma showed his cynical smile.

But in the end, Ronaldo reminded Quaresma very seriously: "Be careful of Van Nistelrooy! Be careful of Raul!"

Quaresma waved his hand, there is no need to talk to Ronaldo about the things inside the locker room, he knows it well.

 …

The news that Quaresma and Ronaldo went to guest movies was exposed by the media, which attracted a lot of attention.

It seems that it is not a big deal for players to make movies without doing their jobs. After all, they did not delay the game and training, and this thing is not much different from filming commercials.

But if the two superstars make guest appearances in a movie at the same time, then this movie is very worth looking forward to.

Even if the quality of the movie itself is not very good, it is still very interesting to find Easter eggs in the movie. If you can find the cameo roles of Ronaldo and Quaresma and see their images in the movie, how fun it is.

Of course, there is also a possibility that although they were filmed, they were cut out with a single click during editing. After the movie is finished, it is found that there are no two of them at all, that would be called excitement.

The movie immediately attracted a lot of attention. Ronaldo's director friend secretly rejoiced that he had made a very correct decision, and even felt that if he had insisted on letting the two of them play living gays, the effect would have been better.

And this time the guest appearance actually made the fans of Quaresma and Ronaldo couldn't help but have an idea-why not make a special movie with Quaresma and Ronaldo as the protagonists?

Whether it's a hot-blooded sports movie, a touching brotherhood movie, or a lingering broken-back movie, as long as the two of them can star in it, it will definitely be popular!

Some fans have already begun to call for crowdfunding. If such a movie can be funded, it will definitely create a precedent in the movie industry.

However, Quaresma has already vowed that he will never touch movies again, and he will go crazy if he encounters such a silly director again.

However, Quaresma had another idea. Maybe he could introduce this director to Fabiano. The two of them must have a common language, and maybe they could cooperate in a small movie... ..

 …

Mendes has already rented a villa for Quaresma in Madrid, which is far more luxurious than Quaresma’s villa in London. Although the rent is expensive, for Quaresma, it’s just a sprinkling of water. !

After returning to Madrid, Quaresma visited most of the famous scenic spots in Madrid in full gear during the day. Although it felt very artistic, there were still too many people.

However, on July 15th, instead of going out of the house, he lay comfortably on the sofa and watched the live broadcast of the game.

Copa America final Brazil vs Argentina.

Although the America's Cup has very low recognition for fans all over the world, far inferior to the World Cup and the European Cup, but for football, it is an out-and-out competition, second only to the World Cup and the European Cup in terms of gold content. You know, there are no fewer stars in the America's Cup than in the European Cup!

The reason why he wants to watch this peak duel is that on the one hand, there are three Real Madrid players in the two teams. Quaresma wants to get to know his teammates through the game, and on the other hand, he also wants to see how far Messi has grown.

But after watching the game, Quaresma felt less interested again, as if this peak collision didn't have much gold content at all.

The Brazilian team basically excludes the second team from playing, and only Robinho is a big-name starter, and the rest cannot be regarded as Brazil's absolute main force.

Although Argentina played with all the main players, they lost their temper when they were beaten by Brazil's second team, which made people lose their interest.

Baptista the Beast, Quaresma's Real Madrid team-mate, cut inside to give Brazil the lead in the first ten minutes, then Brazil took control and by the end of the game the score had become 3:0, Argentina suffered a disastrous defeat.

Messi's personal performance is very good, and he is very creative in breaking through and passing the ball. However, being Messi of the national team is a tragedy at all.

With his strength, he can be the core, but in the Argentine team, he is just a younger brother who has no right to speak.

Faced with the team's unfavorable situation, Messi is powerless, and his mental attributes are not particularly strong, and he is also powerless.

However, Robinho of the Brazilian team performed well. Although he didn't score a goal, he was active in the audience, and he won the Copa America Golden Boot with 6 goals. His state is extremely hot.

Robinho at this time can almost be regarded as a superstar, far from the time when he came to Zhongcao to retire later, he was strong enough to gain a foothold in a wealthy family.

Perhaps, Robinho also felt a lot of pressure because of his arrival, so he played such a wonderful performance!

Let’s analyze it calmly. Now Real Madrid is full of talents in the frontcourt. If they want to be in the top position, if they can’t show a convincing performance, how can they convince them?

Therefore, Robinho immediately gave Schuster the most amazing report card - old man, I am so good, the starting lineup should be stable, right?

Quaresma feels that the better his teammates are, the better, so that the team will be more effective.

He wasn't worried at all that someone would take away his main position, not at all!

Strength does not allow it!

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