I am Vardy

In his previous life, he knew that the police had installed an electronic tracker on Vardy's ankle because he stood up for his deaf teammates, but now he finally knows that this is just the deliberate beautification of him by the media.

It is right to help deaf teammates get ahead, but the location is not the training ground, but a nightclub...

The problem is clear at once!

Although people under the age of 18 are not allowed to drink alcohol in England, these half-children are not so obedient. When they are drunk, a fight or something is more likely to stimulate people's adrenaline than picking up girls.

So, when he woke up, Vardy found such a thing on his ankle.

This is actually no different from going to jail. It is forbidden to go out after six o'clock in the evening. According to the normal development, Vardy can't even participate in the away game with the team, because he will definitely not be back before six o'clock.

Well, it looks like the damn thing has to be sorted out before going to Manchester.

Since Manchester United want themselves, they should have a way to solve this problem, so Vardy doesn't need to worry too much.

Thinking wildly in his head, and not far from his parents' house, Vardy couldn't help slowing down, meeting his parents in this world for the first time, he was unavoidably nervous.

Inherited the memory of authentic Vardy, but it is difficult to inherit the feeling of embarrassment. Feelings are very mysterious and cannot be controlled by your subconscious mind.

But the memory tells me that his parents have a very good relationship with him. Although the family background is ordinary, even below the average level, the lives of ordinary people are still full of joy.

Vardy knew that after Vardy became famous in his previous life, his relationship with his parents was not good. His father was a little rigid and dissatisfied that Vardy found a girlfriend who was older than him, so the family relationship was very tense.

Unexpectedly, Vardy in his previous life had a plot of Yu Jie, which made him shiver.

Now that I'm here, I'd better let that rude sister Yu go!

It's not that he maliciously belittled Vardy's girlfriend in his previous life. That middle-aged woman is not a good stubble, just like a country shrew.

After Vardy became famous, many fans of Leicester City went to Vardy's house to ask for autographs and group photos, which may have affected their private lives, and then she erupted like a fire, cursing on Twitter : "Son of a bitch, if you want an autograph, go to the club, don't come to our house!"

He had to admit that this mature woman who had been divorced twice before dating Vardy was really hot!

I really don't know what attracted Vardy to her. If you meet this shrew in this life, don't ask why, just get out of here!

Thinking is always divergent, thinking about cheap parents, but unknowingly thinking of Vardy's girlfriend in the previous life, laughing at himself, and at the same time quickened his pace.

Walking through an intersection, he ran into a group of young men and women unexpectedly, and met the girls' eyes. Vardy was a little embarrassed, and his memory told him that he had better turn around and leave now.

The girl has a hot and sexy figure, maybe a little plump, and her face is pretty, but under the heavy makeup, it gives people a very tacky feeling.

It's very unlucky, I can meet people and things that make me unhappy while walking, it's embarrassing now!

This girl was exactly the one Vardy had pursued before, but as his bad friend David said, Vardy was rejected so simply that David thought that Vardy couldn't bear the blow and wanted to commit suicide.

This is a matter caused by Vardy's predecessor, but now he has to face embarrassment by himself.

Quickly divert your attention and pass by pretending that you didn't see it. This is the best solution!

It's a pity that things didn't go as expected. Before Vardy walked over, the girl had already spoken first, and Vardy couldn't help frowning at that mocking tone.

"I've already said that it's impossible for us. Why do you still follow me? Do you have any unreasonable thoughts about me? God, he's terrible. Tell you, I'll call the police!"

Seeing the woman's ugly and mischievous appearance, Vardy wanted to slap her face against the wall, and then pressed her hard a few times, um, it's flat!

I'm a man who wants to become a big football star. I will commit crimes for something like you?

"You think too much, don't be sentimental, I just want to go home!" Vardy said lightly, suppressing his nausea, and after finishing speaking, he wanted to move on.

But before David could take a step forward, the strong man next to the woman spoke.

"Is this the country bumpkin who has been pestering you? The guy who was kicked out by our team?"

"That's right, he is a toad who wants to eat swan meat. I have rejected him several times, but he still keeps pestering me!"

The strong man turned his head and condescended to Vardy with a vicious expression: "Don't pester Alisa anymore, she is my girlfriend, a punk like you and a low-level citizen should just masturbate honestly Come on, or I'll make you look good!"

Vardy's eyes widened, feeling extremely unlucky. He didn't look at the almanac when he went out, so whoever he bumped into.

"Tell you, Jamie, you have no future at all when you were kicked out of Sheffield Wednesday's youth academy. How could I be with you! My boyfriend has just been promoted to the Sheffield Wednesday first team, and soon If you want to become a real big star, you will be on a par with him, don't you feel that you are not as good as a piece of shit?"

Seeing Vardy frowning deeply, the woman thought that Vardy would continue to pester her, so she couldn't help but swear at him.

But she didn't know that Vardy's attention was not on her proud figure, but on her boyfriend beside her.

This guy with all his tendons is actually a first-team player for Sheffield Wednesday?

Because Vardy was not able to train for a long time in the Sheffield Wednesday youth training camp, he was kicked out, so his predecessor didn't know much about the Sheffield Wednesday youth players, so he didn't know who he was in front of him.

Looking up and down, Vardy is convinced that this guy is definitely not a future celebrity, not even a Premier League star.

Sheffield Wednesday is now a League Two team, that is, a club in the third-tier league. Immediately after League One is restructured into the British Championship, League Two will also become League One.

Even if he enters the first team, he is only a player of the third tier league club. What is there to be proud of? As for showing the appearance of a master in front of himself!

Vardy couldn't help slandering, his expression involuntarily showing a little disdain.

But this disdain can be seen by the strong man, and he can't help being furious.

"You weak chicken can't even play in the professional league. You can only play in the eighth-level amateur league. If I were you, I would have given up my fantasy and found a coolie job to make ends meet! At least this way I can have a bite to eat , from now on, you just wait to worship me, a big football star!"