I am Vardy

"I suddenly came up with an idea!" Looking back and forth over the four bald heads next to him, he turned his brain around and came up with a funny plan.

A few people looked at Vardy curiously. It turns out that this guy is a joker, and his ideas may be funny ideas.

Vardy spoke out his thoughts, and the eyes of several animals lit up, and they found it quite interesting.

Only Cahill was reluctant: "In this case, I have to buy a fake headgear, which is a big loss!"

Then, under the deterrence of force from several animals, Cahill completely succumbed, from body to will, he could no longer submit.

So, after training, Cahill went to buy a headgear with the same hairstyle as his original hairstyle and put it on his head, so that no one would know that he was shaved bald.

As for Vardy's idea, of course it must be implemented when all five players are on the court during the game, so that is to say, Cahill will have to wear a headgear for the next week or so.

Facts have proved that although Everton's defensive counterattack tactics without Vardy have not changed, the impact ability has dropped by a whole notch.

In two Premier League games against Birmingham and Fulham, Everton scored only one goal by Cahill, achieved two draws and scored two points.

Of course, Everton's defense is still as good as ever, otherwise these two games are absolutely doomed.

But in this way, Everton was also surpassed by Manchester United and Liverpool, slipping from third to fifth in the standings.

At this time, the public opinion of Everton began to be rampant. It is generally believed that Everton is their real strength after experiencing the surprise in the early stage of the league, and there may even be a risk of further decline.

Another theory is that Everton suffers from "Valdy dependence". Without Vardy, Everton has forgotten how to win.

The data is a good proof of this.

In the 14 rounds of the Premier League, Vardy made four starts and three substitutes for a total of seven appearances, but scored seven goals very efficiently. In these seven games, Everton had four wins and three draws and remained unbeaten, directly bringing 15 points.

In the other seven games where Vardy did not play, Everton had three wins, three draws and one loss, and the scoring efficiency was very low.

Especially after Vardy has become more integrated into the team, without Vardy, Everton has forgotten how to score goals. These two draws are the best proof.

However, the dark age is about to pass. After a three-game suspension, Vardy will return, and Everton will have the sharpest gun again.

Vardy, who had been holding back for more than two weeks, vented all his energy on the training ground, showing a very good physical and competitive state, which made those fans who watched Everton's training very happy.

"Newcastle is over, they must not be able to stop Vardy's impact!"

"Vardy is such a genius, but if he is not so hot on the pitch, if it weren't for his total red card suspension, how could we not even win Birmingham and Fulham!"

"I don't know if the head coach of Newcastle has already cried and passed out in the toilet. Vardy will not come back sooner or later, but he ended the suspension in this game!"

"We should quickly appeal to the top management to buy Vardy and let him stay in Goodison Park forever!"

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St James' Park, visiting team dressing room.

Cahill scratched his head from time to time, he couldn't help it, the fake headgear made his head too itchy.

"If you are sure to score a goal, you really want to do that? We are not making a movie!"

The expression on Vardy's face was half a smile, not a smile, how could he not do the funny idea that he finally came up with!

Seeing Vardy's expression, Cahill sighed and said helplessly: "Well, maybe it was a mistake for me to come to Everton!"

When players from both sides appear in the player tunnel,

The referee team is already waiting there.

Suddenly, the little ball boy led by Vardy shouted loudly to the referee: "Mr. Referee, please don't give Newcastle a yellow card or a red card!"

The player tunnel fell silent, and everyone couldn't help laughing at the little caddy's childish words.

Especially Vardy, who almost couldn't stop laughing, so cute!

But in the next second, Vardy will no longer think this little guy is cute, because this little guy came up with another sentence:

"Give the card to Vardy, anyway, he likes to eat cards the most!"

Under Vardy's green face, everyone in the player tunnel roared with laughter, this little caddy is going to heaven!

If it was an ordinary Newcastle fan, Vardy would never mind giving him a good look, but now that he is such a cute little guy, Vardy can only threaten with his eyes.

The expression on his face was so embarrassing, rolling his eyes, Vardy then pretended to be vicious and said: "Little guy, what's your name? Since you want the referee to give me a red card, then I can't be too stingy. A goal in the game is given to you as a gift!"

Vardy's vicious expression was actually not scary at all, even a child, but the little caddy burst into tears after Vardy finished speaking, because he was afraid that Vardy would really score in the game.

This time it's Vardy's turn to be at a loss. Facing children is sometimes more terrifying than facing women.

"Uh, don't cry, it's fine if I don't dedicate the goal to you!" Vardy quickly squatted down and comforted the little caddy.

The other players watched with a smile on their faces. They were very happy to see being embarrassed.

"That's not okay, unless you promise me not to score, I will tell the reporter that you are bullying children!" The little caddy stopped crying, raised his head and blackmailed Vardy.

This child is about to become a genius!

Vardy's expression is wonderful, whose brat is this, hurry up and take it away!

Looking at the little kid who was about to cry again, Vardy felt that he might have provoked an existence that he shouldn't have provoked.

Vardy made his head big, and looked at the little devil full of resentment. In the end, it was the staff of Newcastle who relieved Vardy, otherwise I really don't know if Vardy can survive to the start of the game.

Transferred all the grievances to Newcastle. If he didn't vent his anger, he might go crazy, so Newcastle became the target of his venting.

Really don't blame me, I'm actually very gentle;

Really don't blame me, I'm not cruel;

Don't blame me really, I just want to score goals;

Really don't blame me, you can blame the little devil who wanted to give me a card.

St James' Park doesn't believe in tears tonight and I'm going to be the man who makes everyone cry.