I Became a Hero With a Lot of Experience

46 – 046: Scholar (1)

“Prohibit entry within a 5-meter radius.”

Also, no speaking aloud is allowed.

That was the maximum concession I could make, the only way to prevent the endless vomiting.

It’s impolite, I know, but if I don’t do this, I’ll end up drowning while carrying a virgin in the filth of a virgin’s piss.

“… (Experience Points: 213)”

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The Kingdom’s Greatest wore an expression that seemed hard to convince, but even if that were the case, my intentions remained unchanged.

She soon made it clear she didn’t want to comply, covering her mouth with one hand.

The commanders and escort knights couldn’t hide their shock at the sight of the commander-in-chief, the kingdom’s top martial figure, obediently following suit.

“What’s with the mentor…!! (Experience Points: 14)”

There was one idiot who couldn’t forgive the rudeness committed against their own mentor, but I didn’t need to bother with them.

Everyone but the idiot who didn’t understand the situation sent a silent warning not to act foolishly.

As if wanting to say something under pressure, the young man opened his mouth but closed it gently, as if withdrawing a clenched fist.

Once the fool disappeared, the Kingdom’s Greatest sighed and cautiously spoke, scattering the filth of a virgin.

“Thank you for coming all the way to the front. Can we assume you know the situation here, having arrived with our troops? (Experience Points: 213)”

“I do. Stay another 2 meters away.”

The Kingdom’s Greatest took a few steps back and said,

“…Then, ashamed as I am, I might need a little help. Ashamed as I am, our forces here might not be enough. (Experience Points: 213)”

“Can’t we just charge in right now?”

“What? (Experience Points: 213)”

“Is it okay to charge in now? The Demon King’s army doesn’t seem like a big deal.”

The impression on the forehead of the Kingdom’s Number One Warrior deepened at those words.

“I’ve heard stories about defeating infiltrators from the Royal Capital. But never underestimate the Demon King’s army. (Experience Points: 213)”

“Why? Are you guys struggling?”

At the words that didn’t hide any hostility, everyone gathered here, including the Kingdom’s Number One Warrior, immediately reacted.

I couldn’t help but smirk at the spectacle of anger turning into a blossoming flower in their chests.

“I’ve defeated high-ranking officers myself. Don’t get too cocky just because you’ve taken down a few inexperienced ones. (Experience Points: 213)”

“I took down five officers. Have you taken down as many with that sword of yours? It’s reliable if you caught them with your thighs.”

“This bastard is really something!!! (Experience Points: 213)”

After continuous provocation, her patience, lighter and scarcer than her belt, finally reached its limit.

The greatsword that had been hanging on her back was drawn in the blink of an eye, simultaneously aimed at my throat.

The scent of a virgin expelled with the wind once again tickled the back of my throat.

“Ugh!!”

This unusual mop smell.

Certainly, every night, it’s probably certain that a condom is put on that massive greatsword, and it’s vigorously worked inside.

Expanding from a population that could barely fit in a small village, her widened vagina could now be considered another world.

If I relax even a bit, it feels like breath, accompanied by vomit, will come out again.

Even now…!!

“Ugh!! Uwaaah!!”

The gastric juice pouring out from my disguise further sullied the blade, which also served as an adult toy and the greatsword’s edge.

Fortunately, I barely managed to control it this time, preventing the breath from coming out. However, her gaze became even more fierce as her beloved adult toy got dirty.

“This crazy bastard!! (Experience Points: 213)”

Forgetting the favor she owed me for saving her life like a rag, the greatsword aimed at my throat remained untouched.

It wasn’t a matter of reversing the sword and swinging it again; it was simply drawing the sword to the side, but its power was enough to generate a small pressure.

The sharp sword, proving that it wasn’t just something taken from the bed, pointed at my throat.

However, the sword couldn’t reach my neck; it was blocked by the light wall emitted by the unicorn.

If there had been a bit more distance, the power of the greatsword swung at this distance wouldn’t have been enough to pierce through the unicorn’s barrier.

“So, this is what I heard about…!! (Experience Points: 213)”

While the Kingdom’s Number One Warrior marveled, the shield of purity, which had finished its radiant display, pierced through her body.

“…!! (Experience Points: 213)”

Unlike the clamorous crowd around, the top knight of the kingdom, who soared without uttering a single small scream, swiftly returned and swung his sword.

Unfortunately, the sword stopped in mid-air, unable to cleave through my head.

After briefly savoring the bewildered expression on his face, this time, he raised his lance to turn it into a mop skewer…

“Are both of you insane?! (Experience Points: 17)”

Shouted Lass, who had been quietly watching from the side.

“Even if you hate each other, why are you fighting on the same side?! And have you forgotten who this person is, Master?! Are you trying to harm the hero and face the consequences?!! (Experience Points: 17)”

Did the disciple’s commotion bring back the lost sanity?

The kingdom’s top knight, now holding the sword, scratched his head in confusion and positioned himself at a distance of 5 meters as I had instructed.

“…You lost your sanity for a moment. But if you stay here, you must follow the headquarters’ rules. Acting recklessly and scattering the military discipline is unforgivable. (Experience Points: 213)”

“What’s scattered is not military discipline, but your sense of righteousness… ugh!”

“…The hero also understands, right? (Experience Points: 17)”

Due to Lass blocking his mouth, I couldn’t finish speaking.

Rejecting the dirty hand of nonchalance and attempting to say something, the top knight turned and left, as if to say he wouldn’t listen.

“I was trying to make a mop skewer.”

“…Weren’t you here to protect the front line? Why suddenly suggest a charge… (Experience Points: 17)”

“Thought it might work?”

In fact, it was a rebellious remark that came out of reluctance, as the non-virgin insisted on cooperating beyond the subject. Perhaps using the growth could neutralize the enemy, but I didn’t want to take the risk without knowing the strength of the legion commander.

Therefore, it was best to see the enemy first, but hearing such words from the non-virgin made me unnecessarily resistant.

“Is that the top knight? Quite strong.”

“…It’s not the top knight, but the top sword. (Experience Points: 17)”

“No.”

“…? (Experience Points: 17)”

Top Kingdom Mop. Top Mop is correct.

No matter how many kingdoms there are, there probably aren’t two humans with over 200 experience points.

******

How many weeks had passed since unpacking my belongings in the assigned tent?

Since there were no signs of enemies attacking from outside, there was no significant change in daily life.

Days continued endlessly, training with the lance as usual, using divine power to create new techniques.

Of course, if asked whether I had gained anything, it wasn’t entirely true.

The front line is the place where humanity interacts most with the demon army, making it a source of abundant information about the demon forces.

Among them, the most valuable was the information about the legion commander.

“Are there scholars on the front lines?”

“Yes, the study of demons becomes increasingly necessary as time goes on. (Experience Points: 17)”

I am currently heading to the area where there is a scholar with Las.

After all, in a world where demons invade every hundred years, what could be more important than studying demons?

“But is it okay for you to follow me?”

“If you’re talking about my duties, I am diligently performing them without a break. (Experience Points: 17)”

“Besides that, I’m talking about the term ‘gireuze’.”

“…Yes? (Experience Points: 17)”

There is no doubt that something has happened between Las and Gireuze, or more precisely, Penny.

Honestly, I hope to change the gloomy atmosphere within the party rather than improving our skills.

“…Could it be? (Experience Points: 17)”

The unfamiliar word momentarily confused Las, but he quickly understood its meaning.

Then, as if to avoid answering, he asked me in return.

“…I’ve been wanting to ask, but why do you use such words, Sir Warrior? (Experience Points: 17)”

“Such words? What words are you talking about?”

“Those… words like ‘gireuze’ or ‘virgin.’ Isn’t it abnormal to insist on using such vocabulary while being able to have a normal conversation? (Experience Points: 17)”

“Is it because of all of you?”

“What’s that supposed to mean… (Experience Points: 17)”

Las shook his head as if he couldn’t understand, but it was all their fault.

No, to be more precise, it was the fault of this corrupted world.

“I know it may be hard to believe, but back in my hometown, we rarely used words like ‘virgin’ or ‘non-virgin.'”

More accurately, the situation never arose to use such terms.

When I was on Earth, I didn’t have the ability to distinguish experience points, so the situation never arose to use the term ‘non-virgin’ with others.

But here, people use the words ‘virgin’ and ‘non-virgin’ endlessly, like a baby who has just learned to speak endlessly murmuring words.

Why is that? It’s because I fell into the Virgin Spiral.

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“…Virgin Spiral? (Experience Points: 17)”

“Yes, Virgin Spiral.”

1. You become unable to think about anything other than virgins.

(Seeking a Virgin)

2. Damn it!! But there are no virgins in this world!!

(However, there are only young girls who are virgins!!)

3. Virgin!! Bring me a virgin!!

(Seeking virgins more intensely due to a lack of virgins.)

4. Virgin, virgin, virgin, virgin.

(Repeatedly filling the desire by endlessly repeating words and thoughts that bring virgins to mind.)

5. Temporary satisfaction of desires occurs.

(However, since it’s all fantasy, the fact that there are no virgins remains unchanged. Therefore, back to 1.)

“Do you understand? So, my repetition of words like virgin or non-virgin is all because of this world. So….”

If you don’t want me to say such things, then try changing this rotten world.

Facing an irrefutable argument, Rass remained tight-lipped.