I can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 319 318. Despicable Stranger 【Ask for Monthly Pass】

After all, there are still problems in the world.

Expulsion or extermination? This time it seems that there are two options, don't you need to kill the opponent completely? Seeing the dungeon complete the task, Lin Li frowned slightly.

When I turned my attention to the main task (1/3) and finished reading, I had to go on this trip inside the snail.

Since the task is here, it means that if I don't interfere, the ending of "Bullish" will definitely change.

As for the rewards of this mission, it seems a bit strange that it can only be opened after he has gained insight into the abnormality. Judging from the serial number 1 of the reward, Lin Li reasonably suspects that the rewards for the main missions 2 and 3 are also mysterious ones. Rites 2 and 3.

then.

"What are the Three Musketeers of the Grassland? They are clearly the Four Musketeers!" Lin Li said with a handsome face, standing firmly in front of Pleasant Goat and the others, as if he had joined the Jelly Three Musketeers.

"Eh? No, no, no!" Seeing this, Lan Yangyang looked condensed, and waved his hands heavily, "The number three is so nice, and the four homophonic sounds are dead, it doesn't sound good, it can't be changed, only the Three Musketeers."

"Lazy Yangyang, don't worry about me, I'm not afraid of danger." Lin Li's eyes were firm, and he politely thanked Lanyangyang.

"No, my idea is otherwise, I quit the Three Musketeers of the Grassland and let Lin Yangyang join! This is still a good-sounding three, isn't it perfect! That's the deal!"

Lazy Yangyang clapped his fists, and after getting the "perfect" solution, he took two steps back and watched the "Three Musketeers of the New Grassland" with tears in his eyes and sincere eyes:

"Three Musketeers! I wish you all the best! Return safely! I'll wait for you here!"

The Three Musketeers of the New Grassland, including Lin Li, fell silent at the same time.

So a black sheep began to enforce the law violently.

"Don't hit me, don't hit me! Boiling sheep, I'm going, I'm going! No more beatings! If you beat me again, I'm going to lose my face! I'm over! I'm really over! I'm really over! I'm really over What a woo woo—"

In this situation, Pleasant Goat and Lin Li did not persuade them.

Some sheep don't go to the house for three days.

"Can I go too?" After Lan Yangyang cried and put on his equipment, Nuan Yangyang also raised his hand.

"No, Nuan Yangyang, we are all gone, what about the village head and Yangcun, someone must guard here, this task needs to be entrusted to you!" Pleasant Goat explained seriously.

"Okay." Nuan Yangyang also felt reasonable and nodded.

After the division of labor was clarified, Lin Li and the five picked up the miniature potion and the injection device, and began to inject the potion into their bodies.

Lin Li was the last one. Without the attention of others, he quietly took a few more tubes of miniaturization potions and stored them in the space behind him.

This kind of thing that is regarded as a prop, it is right to get more, anyway, it can be used in the space behind it.

"There are two black holes! It's scary!" After injecting the potion, the five people were floating in the air, and Lan Yangyang suddenly shouted in panic.

There seems to be a dark forest in the black hole.

"Analyzing rationally, is there a possibility that it is the nostrils of the warm sheep." After taking another look, Lin Li squinted at the lazy sheep.

"Oh, it seems so." Lazy Yangyang scratched her cheek in embarrassment.

"Okay, without further ado, let's quickly enter the snail's body!" As the leader of the team, looking at the colorful passage leading to the snail's body, Pleasant Goat flew over first, and during the flight, his body was still shaking. Shrinking, Lin Li followed closely behind.

In the end, the five people turned into the size of microbes and fell on the ground of the small world inside the snail.

The pink sky and the endless pink land appeared in front of Lin Li, creating a dreamy atmosphere.

"Which way to go?" Lin Li stood up and looked around, but didn't know where to go.

In the movie, because of the dual perspectives of Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, many plots are skipped, and the details are not too much, so even if Lin Li has the perspective of God, he doesn't know what to do now.

Worried that the plot would be introduced into an unfamiliar range, he dared not act rashly.

"Let's walk along the path here first, and see where it leads. I don't know if there are any living creatures here." After thinking for a while, Pleasant Goat touched his chin and came to a conclusion.

Lin Li nodded.

"I'm so exhausted, I can't walk anymore!" After a group of people walked aimlessly for a while, Lazy Goat rolled on the ground.

"Stop messing around! We have to hurry up and leave! Hurry up..." Boiling Yangyang rolled his eyes.

"You disgusting boiling sheep." Lazy Yangyang made a grimace and stood up helplessly.

"Come on, Lazy Goat." Pleasant Goat also comforted.

"Wait a minute, why is Boiling Goat gone? Wasn't he still talking just now?" After comforting Pleasant Goat, who turned his head, his hair stood on end. He was shocked to find that Boiling Goat, who was walking in front just now, had disappeared!

"Although I hate you, Boiling Yangyang, I will still burn more paper money for you." Hearing this, Lazy Yangyang took out a black and white photo of Boiling Goat from his back, and wiped it sadly.

Lin Li laughed, he remembered that in an episode of Lazy Goat after Pleasant Goat was caught, the speed of taking out the black and white photos was also very fast and skillful.

It is worthy of being the king of laziness.

"It's a bit too early to mourn, the boiling sheep just fell into the pit." Lin Li lightly knocked the lazy sheep on the head, and pulled the boiling sheep up from the pit.

"Boiling Yangyang, why don't you make a sound when you fall down, in order to pretend to be tough in front of Mei Yangyang, it's not like this." Lin Li whispered.

"...my head was just buried in the soil." Boiling Yangyang's mouth twitched, "Do you think I don't want to scream? I can't scream!"

"Oh." Lin Li suddenly realized.

"Boiling Yangyang, be careful, why are you stupid than Lazy Yangyang?" Mei Yangyang said dissatisfied.

"That's right, Boiling Yangyang, be careful, why are you like Beautiful Yangyang?" Hearing what Beautiful Yangyang said, Lazy Yangyang pouted.

"Who are you talking about?" Beautiful Yangyang looked at Lazy Yangyang.

"I don't know who I'm talking about, maybe I'm talking nonsense?" Lazy Sheep stuck out her tongue, and started to get angry.

Mr. Lazy always counterattacks the attack of the beautiful sheep very quickly.

"Okay, okay, stop arguing!" Pleasant Goat came out to make love.

"What! Why are you digging holes indiscriminately? The people here are too immoral!" Boiling Yangyang looked at the countless potholes ahead of the road and complained.

"As bad as Big Big Wolf." Lazy Sheep commented.

Lin Li, who still vaguely remembered the plot, knew that it was Big Big Wolf who dug it up. He was also in the snail's body at the moment, and he should be caught in the Black Bull Army soon, and with his rhetoric, he became the commander-in-chief.

In the snail world in "Bullish", there are three kinds of creatures, black cow, white cow, and scalper. Among them, the black cow country and the white cow country are enemies of each other, and they think that the other party is the culprit of the plague. In fact, the hidden Behind the scenes, the real source of the crisis is the scalpers that sparked the conflict between the two countries.

"Ouch! Help! Help!" Just as Lin Li was recalling the plot, there was a voice calling for help from the pothole in the distance.

When a group of people rushed over and rescued it, they saw a strange creature:

His face occupies most of his body, and has three eyes, ears and legs are black, there is a dark circle in the right eye, and the rest is white.

One of the protagonists in "Bullish" - Dong Dong Qiang.

"Who are you?" Pleasant Goat asked.

"I am a warrior of the White Bull Country!" Dong Dong Qiang replied.

"How brave? I'm super brave too!" Lin Li stretched out his hand and pushed the bridge of his nose, only to realize that he didn't have glasses.

"Our king praises me, one person is worth a thousand ordinary white bull soldiers!" Dong Dong Qiang said proudly.

"That's amazing! That's great! Can you take us to the White Cow Country?" Pleasant Goat was a little surprised.

"No, no, no, we are busy fighting!" Hearing this, Dong Dong Qiang felt a little guilty, and then ran away in a flash.

Lin Li silently counted three two one in his heart.

"Help! Help!" Sure enough, within a few seconds, the thumping cry for help rang out from not far away.

When everyone approached, an ordinary soldier from the White Cow Kingdom was beating him with a thud.

Seeing this, the boiling sheep rushed directly to the other side and flew away.

"Who!" The soldier frowned at Lin Li and the others.

"Why are you bullying him!" Pleasant Goat stood in front of Dong Dong Qiang.

"Don't you know that he is a deserter?" The soldier said, pointing to Dong Dong Qiang.

"Ah?" Pleasant Goat did not expect this situation, and was stunned for a while: "He is a deserter? Didn't he just say that he is a warrior?"

"Who are you?" The soldier asked belatedly, "Come on, let's take them back and serve as soldiers!"

At the order of the soldiers, a large number of soldiers surrounded them.

Lin Li didn't resist. So far, he hasn't found any abnormalities, and he doesn't plan to act rashly.

"I'm sorry, I have troubled you." On the way to escort the White Cow Country, Dong Dong Qiang said apologetically to Pleasant Goat and the others.

"I can't blame you, my name is Pleasant Goat, they are my friends. What about you? What's your name?" Pleasant Goat said.

"My name is Dongdongqiang."

"Why do you have such special eye circles?" Pleasant Goat was a little puzzled.

"Because..." Dong Dong Qiang described the source of his life experience.

His mother is a nurse of the Black Bull Country, and his father is a soldier of the White Bull Country. They met and fell in love in a war.

——The way of fighting in this world is also very interesting. In addition to the conventional punching to the flesh, there is another way to do rock-paper-scissors by the tail. The winner will assimilate the loser as his teammates.

Dong Dong Qiang's parents are not allowed to have this kind of love, so they had to hide in the deep mountains and old forests, but their parents died in an accident again. Dong Dong Qiang was finally brought back by the White Bull Country, but because of dark circles, he was discriminated against.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ." the empathetic beautiful sheep started to sob after hearing this story.

"Understood, you must not stay up late, you will be discriminated against if you get dark circles." The lazy sheep who doesn't eat oil and salt also came up with his own insights, Lin Li was very pleased.

"So you are really a deserter? Didn't you say that you are a warrior?" Boiling Yangyang was more concerned about this, "Why are you lying to us with one enemy?"

"The King of the White Bull Country really said this!" Dong Dong Qiang seemed very confident at this time.

"Ah, you are so strong, why did you become a deserter!" Boiling Yangyang was puzzled.

Dong Dong Qiang lost his confidence, and turned his head a little guilty.

The soldiers who were escorting a few people at the side finally couldn't listen anymore: "What our king said is that this kid, Dong Dong Qiang, dragged down a team of thousands of people alone! Can this be counted as one enemy against a thousand? I really don't know. Unbearable!"

Boiling Sheep: "..."

"Are you saying it's worth a thousand..." Dong Dong Qiang said with some resentment after being dismantled.

"Export the army, all the army, and the advance army. When fighting, stand in the first row!" Facing Lin Li and the others, after the king made such a judgment, he threw the group into the barracks.

Although it was a forced exile, there was no difference in treatment, and the group was assigned their own small tent. Lan Yangyang was full of praise for the specialty jelly here.

Lin Li was looking for 'abnormalities', but to no avail.

The war also came very quickly. In the afternoon of that day, an alarm was issued in the Bainiu barracks.

"It's a war! It's a war! Get your weapons and get ready to go to the battlefield!" The logistics soldiers in charge of the ordnance shuttled through the barracks to distribute weapons.

The boiling sheep, who had already put on special glasses and clothes for war, did not have any fear of war, but looked forward to it with joy: "War! There must be very powerful weapons! I want cannons! I want RPG!"

"Boiling sheep, yours!" The logistics team came to him and handed him the weapon he was expecting.

"Okay! My weapon is—"

fly swatter.

"..."

Boiling sheep: "This war doesn't matter."

"Are there any other weapons?" Boiling Yangyang said listlessly, really indifferently.

"Yes, do you want to change?" Pleasant Goat leaned forward at this time.

"Change, change!" Boiling Yangyang nodded immediately.

"Nun." Pleasant Goat took out his assigned weapon.

The fly swatter mini version is the same length as a finger, suitable for pinching with the index finger and thumb.

"..."

"Forget it, I don't want to change it anymore, I suddenly feel that my weapon is actually quite good."

"I have something else, do you want to change it?" Lin Li also leaned forward at this time.

"Don't change it, I can see that my fly swatter is the biggest, so I won't change it with you!" Boiling Yangyang learned to be smart, holding his fly swatter like a baby, and refused.

"That's it, then my "Careless Superman's Careless Bazooka" might be able to shoot rockets with the power of a nuclear bomb, so I can keep it for myself. Lin Li took out the bazooka and put it on his shoulder, turned and left without hesitation.

"..."

Boiling sheep: "???"

"Pleasant Yangyang, what is Lin Yangyang carrying on his shoulder?" Boiling Yangyang asked blankly.

"Hmm... bazooka." Pleasant Goat replied honestly.

"Then why ours is a fly swatter!" Boiling Yangyang envied and hated.

"I asked, he brought it himself, not from Bainiuguo." Pleasant Goat spread his hands.

"This makes me feel much better." Boiling Sheep nodded, but before he finished nodding, he realized again: "No! Why do some sheep carry bazookas with them! Isn't this even weirder?!"

"There are sheep with hammocks." Pleasant Goat numbly pointed to the side of Boiling Goat.

The neatly dressed Lazy Sheep was sleeping soundly between the two buildings, and he used the assigned fly swatter to scratch his back.

"Lazy sheep, it's a war, don't sleep!" The boiling sheep shouted.

"It's time to cook!?" Lazy Yangyang was immediately refreshed.

It's time for dinner - Lazy Yangyang ate a fist of Boiling Yangyang.

...

On the battlefield, black and white cattle confront each other.

On the side of the White Cow Country, there are Lin Li and other sheep standing in the front, while on the side of the Black Cow Country, there is a gray wolf with an orange patched hat on its head and a long and narrow scar on its face. - Gray Wolf.

The difference from the White Bull Army is that the Black Bulls carried additional equipment—a thousand tanks that Big Big Wolf taught them to make.

But the way of using it is too simple-it's just a push.

Purely, the fort is just a decoration. After all, firing cannons can easily injure soldiers and become popular, so it is not suitable for children who celebrate the Chinese New Year to go to the cinema.

"The whole army goes out! Meet the enemy!" The leading soldiers began to beat the drums.

"I'll protect you!"

Hearing this, Lan Yangyang's eyes were firm, and he took a step back to protect everyone in front of him.

Boiling Goat and Pleasant Goat didn't bother to care about Lazy Goat at this time, they were used to his behavior, so they rushed to each other first.

This kind of battle is not difficult for Lin Li, but for this kind of opponent, he can kill all the way by himself, but he didn't do anything. A black bull army opponent.

"How about rock-paper-scissors?" Lin Li challenged.

I have played hundreds of rock-paper-scissors with myself, and I consider myself a master.

"Okay!" The Black Bull soldier narrowed his eyes.

"rock-paper-scissors!"

Lin Li produced stones, and Hei Niu soldiers produced cloth.

Lin Li: "..."

"I won!" Hei Niu soldier was overjoyed, jumped up, and a red light shot out from his glasses, scanning Lin Li once.

Lin Li felt nothing.

After all, my structure is different from theirs.

"Why are you still white?" After scanning, the other party looked at the white cotton wool on Lin Li's body, a little puzzled.

"Tell me, is there a possibility, in fact, you were slow in that one just now, so it doesn't count, so I didn't lose in the judgment, so you can't assimilate me, we have to do it again." Lin Li said.

"It makes sense!" Hei Niu suddenly realized.

"Although you are slow, but only a little bit slower, in my eyes, you really won, I don't think you took advantage of me, I am convinced, so this is still a rock for me, you are out Bu, let you win, can you?" Lin Li tried to persuade.

"Although you look very strange, you are still very good. Thank you, kind-hearted outsider, that's the deal!" The Black Bull soldier smiled.

"Um!"

"rock-paper-scissors!"

Lin Li produced the scissors, and the Hei Niu soldiers produced the cloth.

Hei Niu looked at Lin Li's hand, and then at his own tail. When he felt the light from Lin Li's glasses shining on him, the corner of his mouth twitched: "Despicable foreigner..."

...

"bump--"

Firecrackers were suddenly set off in the sky, Lin Li raised his head, and it was Pleasant Goat who fired it.

The firecrackers were tied with miniaturization potions, and in the 'rain' produced after the explosion, all the tanks became the size of the soles of their feet.

The Black Bull Army, which had lost its advantage in equipment, was immediately counterattacked.

Lin Li watched all this boredly. The reason why he didn't do anything was because he knew that Pleasant Goat and the others had a solution.

Everything I see so far is no different from what I remember.

Has the abnormality that I have been squatting so hard not appeared yet? Or is it already there, just well hidden?

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