I can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 386 385. The great pioneer Deadpool, died before dawn

The three of them squatted in the corner in frustration, listless and lost.

Lin Li tried to store the identity card in the "back space", but failed. It seems that the identity card in this dungeon involves the level of props and cannot be hidden.

So Lin Li put it into the inner pocket of his jacket and kept it close to his body.

"Since I'm not an undercover agent." Little King Kong stood up, looking at the other people on Shi Leng's side with burning eyes, "Then the undercover agent is a stumbling block that will prevent me from getting rewards, I advise the undercover agent not to waste his efforts and blow himself up now.

If you blew yourself up, I swear on the reputation of my little King Kong, after our victory in the universe, I will share half of the rewards that my good brother and Lin Li got with you. "

Lin Li squinted at the past and gave him a middle finger.

"Hey! You swear by your reputation, why is it our reward! You are going to die!" Wuming is an actionist.

"Of course, you have another option as an undercover agent!" Little King Kong stroked his hair, his eyes shining brightly: "Ask me to cooperate in private, as long as the matter is completed, you will get ten times the reward and give me five times it!

Our brothers are of one heart, and our benefits can cut through gold! "

"Your heart of being an undercover agent is still alive! Wait, King Niaobushi, what are you doing?" Before he finished complaining, Wuming looked at King Niaobushi who had already picked up the report phone, confused. asked.

Everyone looked over.

"Just now, I already know who is the undercover agent." King Niaobushi picked up the report phone and smiled meaningfully.

"Oh?" Everyone was a little surprised and puzzled, and Lin Li frowned even more. She didn't notice anything unusual just now.

"The undercover is—" Bird King picked up the reporting phone, took a deep breath, and finally spit out the undercover's name:

""Beep——"! "

Everyone's eyes widened slightly, and they all looked at Wuming!

"I didn't expect you to play me with thick eyebrows and big eyes! Damn, you want to make a fortune in silence?! If you win the lottery, you deliberately say you didn't win, are you afraid that I will ask you to borrow money? You are a scheming man!" Little King Kong's facial features Losing control, they huddled together and looked at Wuming with their nostrils.

nameless:"?"

"I'm not an undercover agent at all!" Wuming himself was even more confused.

"Report a mistake." A mechanical voice came from the reporting line, proving Wuming's innocence.

Now, everyone's eyes turned to Bird King.

"Birds don't shit, you just doubted what the evidence was." Lin Li looked at the bird king even more dangerously.

"There is no evidence." Bird King spread his hands and laughed sinisterly: "I just want to watch the naked body dance. Every time I think of the experience of being defeated by him, I can't sleep. I finally caught it today." Chance sickened him.

Cool! Damn, this is the price you pay for bullying our king of bullshit! "

nameless:"……"

Wait, it seems to be oh, in the reporting rules, the person who is punished for reporting failure is indeed the person being reported, not the whistleblower.

"This is a competition between the universes! Who told you to carry private goods! If you want revenge, let's take revenge in private!" Wuming said angrily.

"Slightly slightly~~" To this, Bird King responded by turning his head and patting his own butt, "I'm a villain, this is what I should do."

"Wait!" Wuming seemed to have realized something, his face was stunned, and he gradually understood everything.

The golden light on the top of his head flickered, and a rope appeared in his hand, and then he shook the rope and threw it.

The rope precisely encircled the reporting phone in Bird King's hand and pulled it over.

"What are you going to do!" The thing in his hand disappeared, and the bird king was very panicked, and immediately flew towards Wuming.

"Your reason is too lame, Bird King." Wuming seemed to have calmed down, and used the instant slot cruising ability to avoid Bird King's attack. He seemed to have known the whole truth, looking down at the bird confidently and firmly. king:

"From what I know of you, you wouldn't be so boring and mentally retarded. Reporting me for revenge? That's not something you would do.

Since it is not deliberate, the truth of the fact is very simple.

——You are the undercover agent, and everything just now was just a disguise for the purpose of wasting our precious opportunity to report! "

"What!" Bird King was shocked.

"The reaction is so big now, are you flustered after being exposed by me, Bird King, you are still a little tender." Wuming became more confident, and told his suspect to the report phone: "Wow, the new machine has been touching your belly, undercover That's it - the king of birds don't shit!"

In the space, nameless voices echoed endlessly.

Obviously there is no wind, but Wuming's hair and clothes are not windy, which sets off his chicness.

"He's so handsome! So handsome!" Nezha applauded applaudingly.

"This kid does seem to have something." Little King Kong also rubbed his chin and commented.

"Heh——" Wuming sneered, but it was inevitable that he felt a little proud, "As the only normal person present, I did this because—"

"Report mistakes." The mechanical voice interrupted Wuming's words, and also made his momentum stagnate at this moment.

nameless:"……"

The nameless machine turned to look at Bird King, and his voice was a little stiff: "Aren't you an undercover agent?"

"I'm not, I'm just a villain, not an undercover agent." Bird King turned his head to Wuming, scratching his head.

"So you reported me purely for revenge?" Wuming's mouth twitched slightly.

"Yes, otherwise." Bird King nodded.

"Why were you so flustered when I snatched the report phone from you?" The corners of Wuming's mouth twitched quickly.

"I'm afraid that you will be narrow-minded and take revenge on me for taking revenge on you." Bird King explained naturally.

"Then why did you turn pale with fright when I told you the reasons for your suspicion?" Sparks had already drawn from the corners of Wuming's mouth.

"Damn! I really didn't expect that I have such a stalwart image in your heart. You think I'm an upright villain. I'm surprised and embarrassed. I'm even shy." The bird king smiled slightly. Some redness:

"Fuck, just based on what you said just now, I will never bully you again, we two are good brothers! You are our distinguished guest of NEW BLASH planet!"

Wuming didn't answer Bird King, he had already lost the color and the highlights in his eyes, at this moment he was like a black and white portrait ten years old, staggering in the bleak wind.

"Haha." He said with a vicissitudes of life smile, "This universe, it really is more appropriate to destroy it."

"Boom!

Lin Li with a dark face snatched the reporting phone:

"There is a routine in film and television dramas, that is, when opportunities are limited, there will always be pig teammates who waste the opportunity with pig brains, leaving a little room for error for the protagonist, in order to show the strength of the protagonist. Today I It is a personal experience!

Thank you both so much! "

It was because Lin Li didn't react to the bird king, and it was because Lin Li believed that Wu Ming wouldn't target him aimlessly. Judging from the current results, he lost in a complete mess.

grass!

It belongs to losing at the starting line.

Lin Li took out a safe from the supermarket in the rest area, threw the reporting phone into it, and locked it: "It's just one chance, no one is allowed to use the reporting phone again without a good reason!"

"Which two are the King of Birds and "Beep-"? "Everyone on Marvel's side suddenly turned their attention to this side and asked.

Mostly because they got two chances to exercise the command, now to determine the target.

"Neng, just those two perverts who are taking off their clothes." Little King Kong pointed at the two guys whose bodies were out of control, and said with his nose.

Lin Li looked at the opposite side, and suddenly found a strange thing——

At this moment, the treatment of Deadpool is exactly the same as that of Thanos, and he is tightly bound in the corner. Strictly speaking, Deadpool is even worse than Thanos, because now he is covered with spider silk all over his body, and the whole person looks like Like a mummy, I can't see or move.

Thanos still has at least five senses of freedom.

"I beg you! Don't do this to me! You can't do this! I beg you!"

What surprised Lin Li even more was that Deadpool was actually begging for mercy at this moment, judging from the sincerity of his tone of begging for mercy, he really felt remorse.

What happened?

Does Deadpool regret it?

"What kind of rule did that kid break?" Lin Li asked, a little puzzled, what could force Deadpool to be like this.

"Oh, did you mean Deadpool?" Spider-Man replied, then pointed in one direction and said, "Lin Li, look at the location in your space."

I saw the metal floor where the identity card originally appeared, and two phones appeared on it at some unknown time. Lin Li stepped forward to check and found that the names of "Black Widow" and "Scarlet Witch" were written on the phones.

If there is no accident, the order can be given through these two calls.

This means...

Lin Li looked towards Marvel, looking for Black Widow and Scarlet Witch, but he couldn't find them.

"Where are the Black Widow and Scarlet Witch?"

"They're picking out the right underwear in the rest area." Spider-Man shrugged.

Lin Li blinked, looked at Spider-Man, and gradually understood everything in his eyes: "Let me guess, because Deadpool wanted to see these two female superheroes dance, he took the report call and used it when you were not paying attention. ?”

"Very correct." Spider-Man spread his hands helplessly, "It's just fortunate that we don't have a third female superhero here, otherwise I can guarantee that Deadpool will use up all our opportunities."

It's something Deadpool can do.

Lin Li's mental balance was instantly balanced, and he even wanted to laugh a little. Now it's better, and the fault tolerance rate on both sides has dropped to the limit.

The opposite side knows what is fair.

"You really can't do this to me! This is the benefit I won for you! God, you must let me see it! Please, let me kneel down and kowtow to you, at least, put me Can you take off the spider silk in front of you! Parker, my dear Parker, I am actually your Uncle Ben! Please!"

Deadpool was still crying for his father and mother, while Spider-Man's face turned dark.

Lin Li also fully understood why Deadpool begged for mercy so seriously. Not letting him watch Black Widow and Scarlet Witch dance in their underwear was indeed a cruel torture for him, worse than letting him die.

When both Wuming and Bird King were nude, and the two were instantly transported to the prison, Bird King was still calm - he was quite frequent in nudity, and he had no integrity, so it didn't matter, only Wuming was bleak in the wind.

After all, he is a normal person, probably.

Soon, Black Widow and Scarlet Witch also came out of the whirlpool gate.

It's too big to wear, it's not right, it's really white, it's not right... Forget it, it's more or less the same.

But Lin Li was not interested in this kind of thing at all. He shook his head and decided to sit in front of the transparent wall closest to the prison to rest for a while, waiting for the punishment to end.

"There is such a good thing!? Deadpool, thank you!" Little King Kong, Li Jing, Pinocchio, Thor, and Superman's eyes lit up, and they sat in a row next to Lin Li in tacit understanding.

"Don't thank me, friends from the opposite universe, if you really thank me, help me untie the shackles. From now on, I am not an undercover agent but more than an undercover agent! I will always be loyal to you!" Hearing this voice, you will know that Black Widow and Scarlet Witch It has already appeared on the stage, and Deadpool can no longer hold back the itch.

"Lin Li, you can come here, quick, save me!"

In this regard, he received an angry punch from Dr. Banner, an angry arrow from Hawkeye, and an angry condemnation from Captain America.

Lin Li ignored Deadpool's plea for help. If he went there, he would be tearing himself apart with other superheroes, and there was no need for that.

"They seem to be starting to dance~~I want to watch too~~" River God saw that all the men had sat down, so he walked over and said along with the crowd.

"River God, you are not allowed to look!" Athena immediately stopped in front of the River God.

"Ah? Why~~"

"Just don't look at it!" Athena said super loudly.

"Oh~~then don't watch~~" River God has a temperament that doesn't care about anything, and doesn't care at all.

"Little King Kong, if you continue to watch, I will tell Xiaoqing when you return to Earth." Athena looked at Little King Kong next to Lin Li again.

"I wasn't interested at all." Little King Kong, who had his back to Athena, got up and waved, then turned around with a natural smile.

——Only Lin Li who was sitting next to him saw it. Little King Kong just burst into tears, and looked at Lin Li beggingly, and whispered to himself, "Brother Lin, I'm calling you brother, help me record the video."

"Father, you are not allowed to look at it! Otherwise, I will go back and tell mother." Nezha said to Li Jing.

"Old man with a wife, why would he be interested in such unrefined things?" Li Jing waved his sleeves with his big hand, and stood up freely.

——Of course, from Lin Li's perspective, the purpose of Li Jing shaking his sleeves is to wipe away the tears of regret in the corners of his eyes.

"Cao Cao." Snow White only called Pinocchio's name heavily.

"I don't like to watch it either." Pinocchio gritted his teeth and stood up. He didn't shed tears and was very strong, but his nose left a fourth hole on the head of the river god.

The style of Marvel next door is different from that here. Everyone is very gentleman, and everyone turns their backs directly, not intending to watch the four of them dance—except of course, Deadpool, who is still trying his best to break free from this cage.

"The three of us are the only ones who appreciate this dance." Lin Li put his left hand on Superman's shoulder, and his right hand touched Thor's dog's head, feeling deeply regretful.

The smiles on the corners of the two and one dog's mouths were harder to suppress than AK's.

"It's a pity, a pity."

"For the glory of the God of the North!"

The two of them looked at each other and smiled knowingly.

"I want to watch it too!" Deadpool's voice became hoarse.

Then the music started, and the magical voice of "PUMP" began to reverberate in this space.

The bodies of the Black Widow and the Scarlet Witch that filled the eyes of several people began to dance.

As for Wuming and Bird King, who cares about them? Didn't that dirty your eyes?

"For the first time, I discovered that Odin's obscene hobbies in our universe are actually remarkable." Lin Li said.

"Yeah yeah."

"For the glory of the God of the North!"

"I want to see it too!"

"Come on, Bird King, can you step aside a little, it will affect our sight." Lin Li said.

"That's it."

"For the glory of the God of the North!"

"I want to see it too!"

Deadpool with a dry throat couldn't understand why everyone would forget the well digger when they drank water.

As a pioneer, he died before dawn, unable to see the beauty created by himself.

What else can make people feel the cruelty and darkness of this world more deeply?

hateful!

Mr. Deadpool is like a candle, burning himself and illuminating others!

pay tribute! ! ! !