I can summon outrageous partners

"Three hours? That's the afternoon game? Go to lunch, I'm going to have a good meal today." Hearing this, the lazy boy, Little King Kong, immediately walked towards the whirlpool gate excitedly.

"Little King Kong, slow down, act as a group." Lin Li called to stop Little King Kong, and then said to everyone: "In order to prevent undercover agents from revealing our information to Marvel, everyone should not act alone now, and try to ensure that there is at least one person around.

This can increase the chances of undercover exposure. I hope everyone will cooperate with my work. "

Knowing yourself, knowing your enemy, and winning every battle, information gap is very important. As long as the undercover agent does not pass on information, what Marvel can do now is to summarize the rules by itself, and this will be extremely inefficient, and then expand its advantages.

"Support my adoptive father." Little King Kong's lifeblood still held Lin Li in his hand—a dance video that he hadn't seen yet. Put it in your eyes, hehe, the consequences are unimaginable."

"Wait, do you have a lot of face?" Wuming looked suspiciously at the 'majestic' little King Kong.

"Are you questioning me? Force me." Little King Kong squinted at Wuming, "Anyone who is a person on Earth knows my gold content."

"I am also from Earth, but I have never heard of you." Wuming said in disbelief, and continued to question: "What gold content do you have?"

"Stupid human beings are really hopeless."

"Don't make it look like you're not human anymore!" Wuming said with a black face.

"One-third." Little King Kong immediately continued, while looking at Wuming with more contempt in his eyes.

"What?" Wuming didn't understand immediately.

"My name is Little King Kong! Isn't one-third of the gold content enough? Damn, you can't read and write, right?" Little King Kong scratched his head in distress, as if he had punched cotton : "It seems a bit difficult to explain to an illiterate."

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"You fucking call this gold content?! So it's the gold content with gold in the name!" Wuming broke the defense, "If my real name is not "beep" but Jin Xinxin, how would you evaluate it? "

"You have higher gold content, you are better than me, how can you evaluate it." Little King Kong's eyes seemed to be looking at the mentally retarded, as if mocking "You can't even understand such a simple reasoning."

nameless:"……"

The desire to stab Little King Kong to death reached a climax again at this moment.

"Okay, in short, we should do everything together as much as possible, now let's go to dinner together." Lin Li, who is used to this kind of conversation and is very good at blending in, greeted everyone with a smile.

"Understood." Because of Lin Li's adoptive father status and the fact that the girls were easy to talk to, Lin Li's suggestion was adopted by everyone without any twists and turns.

...

Rest areas, supermarkets, dining tables.

"Where's Superman the Stool? Why didn't I see him?" Lin Li, who was looking for someone with delicious food, looked around, but he didn't see him, and asked everyone.

"Let's be in a coma in the corner." Because Lin Li was forbidden to drink alcohol, Bird King, who was fighting Li Jing with tea instead of wine at noon, explained.

"What's wrong with him?" Lin Li asked curiously.

"Lin Li, have you read Japanese comics? Do you know the way of bending and reaching out to confess in Japanese comics?" Wuming heard the words and explained with a blank expression.

"I know, 'XX classmate, please date me'? What does it have to do with this matter?" Lin Li became even more curious.

"Supershit just said to Snow White in this position:

"Snow White, Lin Li said that everyone should be together in pairs. In response to his call, can I invite you to take a shit together? I'll tell you secretly, my toilet seat can flip back."

Wuming's imitation was so lifelike that he deserved a beating.

"And then you were beaten up by Snow White who became so angry?" Lin Li, who felt that his eyes were going to go blind, guessed the result because of the strong sense of the picture.

"No," Wuming sighed, "The steam girl blushed as expected and her heart moved, but the problem is that Pinocchio on the side is even more moved."

"Ah? He's still a tauren in front of the rightful lord, a pure love fighter and old enemy." Lin Li was shocked, and then nodded: "Then he should be in a coma, okay, I'll go to the corner and look for him."

"Why are you looking for him?" It was Wuming's turn to be curious.

"I just made some delicate dishes, and I want to invite Superman to taste them." Lin Li scratched his head, shook his head at the bowls and chopsticks containing the food, and explained.

"Is there anything delicious, show me." Wuming Wenyan got up curiously, and came to Lin Li to have a look.

When he walked up to Lin Li and saw the contents of the bowl clearly, his face was illuminated with a green light.

——In front of him was a lump of blue-greenish-yellow-purple paste, with a little cloudy juice oozing out.

People on Earth shouldn't be able to eat this stuff.

Lin Li's introduction sounded from the side: "This is cola banlangen fried noodle soup, topped with strawberry-flavored ice cream as a topping, and seasoned with laxatives. Do you want to try it?"

"Superman also NTR'd you? Otherwise, that's not the end of the crime, is it?" Wuming was sweating, and stepped back twenty steps until he touched the wall, keeping an absolute safe distance from Lin Li.

"As the captain, you always have to think about the game. I'm not a devil." Lin Li smiled gently, "It just so happens that Superman is in a coma now, so I don't have to do psychological work for him, just gulp him down. Just here."

In order to win, Superman has to pull if he doesn't pull.

...

afternoon.

Marvel and Ten Cold characters gather in the auditorium around the fortress, awaiting the upcoming match.

"Superman is okay?" Wuming looked at Superman who was alive and well, a little surprised.

"He has a superhuman stomach passively. My food is too good for him. Halfway through I poured it, he even woke up and continued to drink. He even asked me if there was any more, and he couldn't finish it." Lin Li looked regretful.

"It's really difficult for a superman who doesn't have diarrhea and has a constitution prone to constipation."

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"Will it affect your plan? Since you want Superman to scatter, you must be planning to let him appear later, right?" Wuming asked with some concern.

"It's not a big problem." Lin Li shook his head, still with the attitude of winning.

"What am I going to do to defend the city?" Anonymous asked who had already learned that he was going to appear on the stage at noon.

"Just be yourself." Lin Li looked at Wuming sincerely.

"What do you mean? It's a bit too advanced." Wuming didn't understand, and emphasized at the same time: "Our universe has no integrity and no connotation. Lin Li, you speak these profound words, no one can understand."

"Okay, what I mean is, you can just keep your trash character." Lin Li was more sincere.

"..."

"You should be more connotative." Wuming, who had a sword stabbed in his chest, remained expressionless.

The light curtain was opened, and two Odins appeared in it.

At the same time, 12 players also appeared in their positions.

On the side of Ten Cold Fortress, the defenders: Li Jing, Bird King, Wuming, and the attackers: Doctor Strange, Iron Man, and Hawkeye.

For the Marvel Fortress, the defenders: Ant-Man, Spider-Man, and Hulk, and the attackers: Lin Li, Nezha, and Superman.

When the teleportation ended, the body was still imprisoned and unable to move or use abilities, so everyone was observing the layout on the other side.

When Doctor Strange saw Li Jing with a goatee in the fortress again, the corners of his eyes twitched violently.

Why is it you again, the real great mage—Gu Jing!

But it doesn't matter, even if you use your unsolvable ability again this time, it's just helping us climb the fortress! Unless you come down! So... the advantage lies in our Marvel!

On the other hand, Lin Li smiled slightly. This match was already a sure thing.

"The game begins!" Odin's voice echoed in this space, and everyone immediately felt that the confinement of the body disappeared and regained the ability to move. At the same time, a huge one-hour countdown light and shadow appeared on the top of the fortress.

Hawkeye and Iron Man crossed Doctor Strange at the same time, came to him, and looked up at the three humans in the fortress.

They are actually just blindfolds. Behind them, Doctor Strange draws a circle in front of him with a hand wearing a ring. This time, because they are in the same space, the tunnel is quickly built.

Looking from the tunnel, it was the silly backs of those three people!

Well, now it's just a matter of drilling through and knocking down the three of them! The corner of Doctor Strange's mouth curled up into a smile!

With his knees high, it will be a big step in deciding victory! !

The fort is in sight!

Then the knees come down! Make a dull noise!

Doctor Strange successfully... successfully knelt on the ground!

Still knelt with Iron Man and Hawkeye, the three of them neatly.

Looking at his familiar posture, clasped hands, immobile body, and the middle-aged man with a goatee on top of his head, all these familiar things, Doctor Strange found sadly: he has been tricked again!

What's even more outrageous this time is that there isn't even a sword in his clasped hands! Moreover, the Great Master Gu Jing controlled more than just himself!

From the perspective of the Marvel characters in the auditorium, the current situation is that the three brothers of Doctor Strange are praying devoutly to the Ten Cold Fortress, as if they are begging them to let themselves win.

Well... Feeling ashamed.

"What's going on!" Hawkeye was shocked. It turned out that what Doctor Strange and Ant-Man said was true. There are really people in this world with such strange abilities, "I can't move, I can't move at all, but I don't understand me. Why can't you move!"

"My mecha didn't report that I had received any external force, but my posture couldn't be changed." Stark said with a frown.

On the fortress, Wuming yawned and looked at the Bird King: "Bird King, you said that Li Jing can only defend the city by himself. What's the use of calling us? Can we gather the number of people? Or is it that Lin Li still wants Man Wei took our opportunity to control."

Li Jing used to cut down and kneel an army with one sword, and he was very good at defending the city. There was no difficulty for him with just three people.

"Father has other worries." Bird King waved his hand, and then his eyes narrowed, "Here it is! The accident that father said really happened!"

"Huh?" Following the Bird King's gaze, Wuming turned his head to look over, and suddenly found that the shoulders of Iron Man's suit were opened, and countless small missiles flew out of it, shooting at Li Jing!

Although the posture is controlled, Stark can still order Jarvis to manipulate the suit to launch missiles!

According to Marvel's summary of the defeat in the morning, they believe that when Li Jing uses this move, he also needs to remain still.

Well, just don't keep him still! Looking at his body, it is still just a mortal body! Can you catch the missile?

"Hey, hey, hey! Bird King, since Lin Li expected this kind of accident, he must have told you how to deal with it. What should we do now?" Wuming said in a panic, Marvel's guess is correct, as long as Li Jing doesn't keep hacking Posture, the 100% empty-handed catch-to-blade effect is over.

"Look at it." Bird King smiled confidently.

Then there was no sound.

When Wuming turned his head in doubt, he saw... Bird King taking off his pants.

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"Hey." The two looked at each other, and the bird king smiled.

"Hey, you are so tall! Why are you taking off your clothes now! Is this Lin Li's way of coping! It's too immoral! And what's the use of it! Do you think people from Marvel will not dare to look at you? Son? They bombarded you directly! Or do you mean that this thing of yours can block the shells!" Wuming was furious.

"Although I can't do it, but, come on, use the energy of Tucao to block the missile!" Bird King said, pointing to the golden hair on the top of Wuming's head.

I see! Only then did Wuming realize that the reason Bird King took off his pants was to provoke his own complaints. Wuming immediately pressed his head and began to visualize things: "The strongest protection measures!"

Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang!

A pack of... Durex (increased and thicker version) appeared in Wuming's hand!

"It's not this protective measure! This is more outrageous than salt! Change me to a decent one! Otherwise, I'll pull you out!" Fortunately, after the threat, there was no problem with the next concretization, and several shields appeared on the side of the fortress On the ground, it was shattered in the sound of missile explosions, but the offensive was also resolved.

"It works! Their blocking means that our speculation is correct, Tony, it's up to you!" Although the attack was not successful, hope flashed in Doctor Strange's eyes.

"Understood." The back of the steel suit split and reorganized, and the laser launcher appeared on the shoulders, launching a second round of offensive together with the missiles.

"Hey, here we go again, I'll present you a swing dance, let you see the rhythm of my three legs!" Bird King shouted.

"Enough!" Wuming couldn't see it, and said through gritted teeth: "Can you ask Lin Li to give me a reliable way to trigger complaints next time? Is this a tactic that people can think of!"

"I also sacrificed a lot." Bird King said heavily.

"You're clearly enjoying it! You're a pervert!" Seeing the bird king's gesture of fully blending in, Wu Ming didn't hit a single point.

"My energy for complaining is enough, you don't have to jump, just put on your pants," Wuming said.

Bird King was startled when he heard the words, and hesitated for a while: "It's better... let's dance a little longer, and save some hidden energy in your back."

"You really enjoyed it!"

Sure enough, as long as you stay with the people in your own universe, you will never lack the energy to complain.

"Wait, Bird King, isn't your fighting power very strong! And your system is different from mine, you can use it without complaining at all? Why don't you intercept missiles yourself?" Wuming discovered the blind spot, He squinted and said.

"Aren't I going to be in charge of dancing? I don't have time." Bird King was startled when he heard the words, first startled, then turned his head and said guiltily.

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People in their own universe mostly lie in this state, and they don't know how to cover up at all.

"... Lin Li's instructions to you should be for you to intercept... He clearly told me that I just need to continue to play the useless character and let Marvel underestimate the enemy.

So—you are purely satisfying your own perverted fetishes now! "

Wuming suddenly discovered the truth.

"Damn, you really know me best." Having been exposed, Bird King laughed awkwardly, and then shyly said to Wuming: "Don't tell foster father, foster father will be angry."

Wuming sighed: "Actually, your adoptive father is watching you from the opposite fortress, and his expression is similar to mine."

"Father? Father has successfully attacked the city? But it's only been a few minutes?"