I can summon outrageous partners

"Then, hurry up and tell us the rules of the game, Captain Dragonfly, we can't wait."

Kabuda said with high spirits, it has been a long time since he had a hearty game.

"Okay! Next, please listen to the rules!" Captain Dragonfly did not use a marquee to choose the game this time, but started to say directly:

"In the first round, there are three rounds, and three points are accumulated."

"The three small rounds have different rules and restrictions based on the three themes of martial arts - weapon martial arts, unarmed martial arts, and light martial arts."

"In each game, two teams each send a player to the field, and the two sides fight, and the winning side will get one point."

"A player can play at most once. The team that won the previous round will have priority to show off its players in this round. Those who failed in the previous round will be selected later."

"There is no first game in the previous game, because Team Zhuxie has one less player, so it has the right to play second, and the other team will show off their players first."

"During the game, players off the field are not allowed to interfere with players on the field."

"First round, weapon martial arts!" Captain Dragonfly turned his head and looked at the hilltop that had been cut in half.

Under the gaze of Captain Dragonfly, the other half of the mountain began to tremble, and then seemed to be forcibly torn apart by a powerful force, and in it, an extremely huge martial arts stage appeared in front of everyone.

"Both sides fighting in this round must hold weapons in their hands and use them to fight."

"Failure is determined by meeting one of the following three conditions: death, being knocked out of the field for more than one minute, or admitting defeat."

Kabuda: "Huh?"

"Shouldn't it be a sports competition that promotes harmony, friendship and positive energy? Why is it a fight?" Kabuda scratched his head.

Most of the competitions in "Tiejia Xiaobao" are cultural competitions such as sports and cooking skills.

"Times have changed, Kabuda." Captain Dragonfly simply said.

"That's right, Kabuda, who would watch a competition like that now?" Gintama pressed his nose and rubbed it on the smooth iron surface of Kabuda.

"Besides, if you ask these guys to play ball, they may not hit the ball you imagined." Gintama said with a twitching corner of his mouth as if recalling a bad memory.

Dear Yin Sang's lower body has always been the primary target of attack. OO alone has been transformed into screws, crushed, and extracted...

In short, my resume may be richer than my own.

"Okay, but fighting is not very good, and we are not good at it." Kabuda scratched his head and said.

"It doesn't matter, we are good at it." Gintoki gave a thumbs up confidently.

"Next, please ask the other team to send out your players!" Captain Dragonfly looked at Tiejia Xiaobao and Gintama who were talking.

After a somewhat discordant and physical discussion on the other side, Okita Sougo finally stepped onto the martial arts stage with his sword in hand.

"Hey, Moxi Moxi, where is my opponent?" Sougo smiled and narrowed his eyes on the stage, looking at Lin Li, then locked his eyes on Ruyue, and said with a smile: "Little Rabbit, forget it, Rabbits are stupid little brats who don’t want to fight.”

Passepartout immediately stood between Kisaragi and Sougo, and was somewhat hostile to Sougo.

"Hey! Bastard! Who are you ordering? What's wrong with you, Rabbit!" Kagura said angrily as he was stopped by Shinpachi on the stage.

"As for weapons, let me come? We have weapons here, only me, Zhuyeqing and Iron Hammer, right?" Sky-Diamond Monkey scratched his head and said to everyone.

"Let me make a good start. Squinting your eyes is very scary. I'm afraid you won't be able to control it."

Lin Li shook his head and said to the Sky Monkey.

Okita Sougo's strength is not weak, and his strength is also remarkable in "Gintama".

Squinting eyes are monsters.

In the Shogun chapter, his opponent is Kagura's older brother, Kamui.

The strongest race in the universe in the Gintama setting.

And it wasn't a petty fight between him and Kagura. When Sougo and Kamui fought, they really rushed to kill each other.

Although the final result was considered a defeat - he was hospitalized and lost consciousness, Kamui still needed the support of his partners when he left the battlefield, and Sougo was still concerned about protecting the general's sister and killed a wave of miscellaneous soldiers in advance. , if the two sides were allowed to fight again without worries, the ending might still be suspenseful.

Furthermore, in order to rationalize the background of being able to use swords in the future, swordsmen such as Gintoki and Sougo can block gun attacks with swords. In the barrage and arrow rain, they can block all attacks with sword skills. Blocking and disintegration are fundamental.

Although the Sky Monkey's martial arts might not be weak - Big Du Rong has been upgraded to the point where it can manifest Tai Chi, Lin Li still feels that it is not safe enough.

But for himself, Lin Li thought it was absolutely safe.

The seventeen opponents on the opposite side were almost unable to parry in front of Lin Li who had various methods.

So it's better to get off to a good start on your own.

"also."

Perhaps everyone was also curious about Lin Li's martial arts skills, and seeing how confident he was, they had no objections.

"He's actually a human. That's great. You don't have to worry about being scolded for hurting animals. Last time, I was discovered by Mr. Kondo and scolded me for putting live cockroaches in Mr. Hijikata's mayonnaise, saying that I shouldn't hurt cockroaches. .”

Seeing Lin Li boarding the martial arts stage, Sougo's eyes were still smiling, the katana in his hand turned slightly with the hilt, and he said with a smile.

Hijikata frowned slightly, but still endured it.

Shinpachi: "The focus is no longer on protecting animals, right?"

Isao Kondo: "Boss! What I'm saying is that you shouldn't hurt Shishi! Who cares about a cockroach! It's best if the cockroach dies!"

"I know -" Sougo heard this and said to the audience, "So the second time I put dead cockroaches in it, it should be fine, and it will be a double happiness."

"When, why didn't I know?"

"Because you didn't notice it, Boss Kondo."

Earthwork 14 Lang:"?"

"Asshole! Is there such a thing? Come down here! I'll send you to see that cockroach now!" He couldn't bear it anymore.

"The game officially begins!" In order to interrupt the battle, Captain Dragonfly's cane made a heavy gong sound again.

Lin Li held the steel rod in front of him, and Okita Sougo also raised his katana, maintaining an extremely safe distance between them.

"Mr. Okita! Come on! Show your martial arts!" Shinpachi called skillfully from the audience, "Get our first victory!"

"Come on and die, Aru!" Kagura was also shouting and cheering.

"Clang."

Sougo's katana fell to the ground with a crisp sound.

Shinpachi: "?"

"Is Lin Li already so powerful that the other party was so frightened that he couldn't hold his weapon before he even did anything?"

The Diamond Sky Monkey behind Lin Li looked at this scene and thought with some surprise.

Lin Li: No, I haven’t done anything yet.

"What are you doing?" Lin Li asked with a frown.

"This is not easy to use." Sougo still smiled and shook his head at the sword on the ground.

Then--

Sougo took out the rocket launcher and aimed it at Lin Li.

He nodded: "This is useful."

"The rocket launcher is fast within seven steps, and the rocket launcher is accurate and fast within seven steps."

After thinking about it, Sougo may have felt that one didn't feel oppressive. He put another rocket launcher on his other shoulder with his other hand, and this time the two were aimed at Lin Li.

"Well, two are better."

Lin Li: "?"

The moment the rocket launcher appeared, everyone on the martial arts stage was silent.

"Mr. Okita, why did you suddenly take out the rocket launcher! You didn't even have this thing on you just now, did you? Where did you get it from?!" Shinpachi complained faster than Lin Li, and he was indeed a professional.

"And what kind of martial arts is a rocket launcher?!"

"From the fourth-dimensional pocket on the chest." Sougo turned around and showed Shinpachi the semicircular pocket that suddenly appeared on his abdomen, and then sighed: "Meow, to be honest, I am actually a 22-year-old from Coming back from the century..."

"Stop talking, Mr. Okita! One Pokémon's lawyer's letter is not enough. Do you have to get another one from Doraemon?" In this case, when we return to our own world, we really have to hold a press conference to apologize again! "

"Oh, that's good. Isn't that another great episode? We can even use the footage from the last press conference, which saves money." Gintoki was a little excited when he heard this.

“You can eat king crab with the extra money, Aru!”

"Ginsang, Kagura, how could you have such an idea? How can you be worthy of the audience?"

"Oh, we are "Gintama". The viewers who watch our "Gintama" are definitely not good people and do not need to be treated well. They are born to be evil and need our severe whipping."

Gintoki picked his nose with a nonchalant expression and flicked it to Shinpachi's left shoulder.

Lin Li: This is how the audience of "Gintama" looks like.

"That's right, Xinbaji, you don't want us to go to other studios to do part-time dubbing in order to survive, right? The audience will understand."

Kagura also picked her nose with a nonchalant expression and flicked it to Shinpachi's right shoulder.

Wan·ruo·father·daughter.

"That's right, I worked part-time in Bleach before, originally to realize my dream of swastika, but it turned out that the guy I was dubbing, Rokuri Kennishi, was a combat unit in Bleach! The audience was saying that one punch can How many cars and fists are there, damn it!"

Gintoki got annoyed when he said this.

Wanshiwu didn't have many customers in a month. Even if most of the commissions it received, they ended up being unhelpful and not making much money. Therefore, Gintoki was late in arrears with wages and rent all day long.

But Wanshiwu is not extremely poor. Although Gintoki eats, drinks, whores (?) and gambles, he can afford to raise a big dog and a big stomach king, Kagura. He only owes two or three months of stable rent, which is hard-earned.

So there is a joke that the main source of income for the members of Wanshiwu is to go to other studios to do dubbing.

"..."

"Hey, Lin Li, why don't you surrender yourself, or I will actually launch the gun." In the stands, Sougo Okita said to Lin Li with a smile.

Lin Li was not in a hurry. The reason why he was stunned just now was because he didn't expect it to turn out like this.

He quickly accepted that he would be facing a bazooka.

But as for fear? Absolutely not.

Lin Li even felt that the pressure was not as oppressive as Sougo holding the sword himself.

But after thinking about it, he first looked at Captain Dragonfly:

"Captain Dragonfly, do you call this kid martial arts?"

"This...but it does not violate the rules, and it is indeed a weapon..." Captain Dragonfly looked a little embarrassed at this moment, "Mainly, I have already finished preaching the rules and cannot change them, so I'm sorry, I can't interfere."

"Oh, I know." Lin Li sighed, looked up at Sougo again, with a smile on his lips: "I originally wanted to get along with you as an ordinary person, but if you play like this, then I won't Just pretend, I’ll show you my cards.”

A rocket launcher suddenly appeared in Lin Li's hand and was carried on his shoulder, corresponding to the one on Sougo's shoulder.

But there is only one of them, and it seems that they lack the feeling of being evenly matched.

Lin Li then produced a few more wrenches. After thinking about it, it was still not enough. Lin Li threw away the wrenches and produced an electric drill.

Five·gold·high·hand.

Okita Satoru:"?"

"But this attitude itself is...wrong, let's go off topic! Now it's Mr. Okita and Mr. Lin Li's confrontation...eh?" The bottom finally ended the debate with the two lazy boys, and when Shinpachi remembered the business, he turned around , saw this scene.

Shinpachi: "???"

"Does everyone really have a fourth-dimensional pocket now? Mr. Lin Li didn't come up with a rocket launcher and an electric drill just now! What kind of martial arts conference is this? This is an arsenal display!"

"Are you starting an arms race?"

"I didn't expect that we are still members of the same group, but Lin Li, it seems that there are no missiles in your bazooka." After being stunned for a while, Sougo quickly pointed at Lin Li's bazooka and said.

Lin Li indeed has no missiles.

Because this is the "Careless Superman's Careless Missile" that has been used up. Not to mention the missiles, the toilet bowl is gone.

Lin Li just used it to calm down the scene - he thought it was very interesting.

After all, Sougo's judgment about himself was wrong. In fact, he was not afraid of the rocket launcher in his hand. Even if it was launched, Lin Li had too many ways to solve it.

To make it more interesting, Lin Li took out a fan and fanned it. A strong east wind blew over, surprising everyone.

Unfortunately, it was not what Lin Li wanted.

He frowned slightly, sighed softly, looked up at Sougo, and asked: "Mr. Okita, can you wait for me for a moment? I will show you a bigger "Tao" later. "

"Okay." Looking at Lin Li who had been very calm from the beginning to the end except for a moment of confusion at the beginning, Okita Sougo was also full of curiosity.

He felt that he might have to show his true skills.

So a minute passed.

Lin Li fanned the feather fan in his hand again.

This time, the result did not disappoint him, it was the Dongfeng he wanted.

Looking at the several-meter-long missile vehicle that appeared on the martial arts stage, Lin Li smiled happily. He sat in the cab, and then adjusted slightly, and the back seat of the missile vehicle was raised, aiming the missile at Sougo. .

"Sougo-san, the cherry blossoms in my hometown are blooming. Do you want to go back and take a look?"

Lin Dazuo said seriously in Japanese Chinese.

Okita Satoru:"???"

"It's hard for me to accept the fact that you two took out the rocket launcher! Why are you taking out the rocket car now! This is no longer something that can be done in the fourth dimension! Has the arms race really begun?"

"And the span is too big!"

"If this attack continues, not only Mr. Okita, but all of us will be finished! This mountain will be reduced by half!"

"Kagura! If you don't want to die, just leave!" Gintoki ran away.

"Here we come!" Kagura followed immediately.

"You guys react very quickly now!" Shinpachi complained as he looked at Katsura and the others who were also running wildly. "Besides, Gin-san, isn't my life my life? Why did you only remind Kagura and not me!"

"You're sweating profusely now, Brother Zongwu." Lin Li said with a smile.