I can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 506 505. "I'm going to take the call,"

"We have girls here! No - Kagura is already unconscious. That's okay. Mr. Hasegawa, please stay naked. This is quite normal and suits you very well."

Shinpachi, who was complaining, suddenly remembered that Kagura and Sougo were unconscious, so he immediately calmed down and waved his hands to indicate that it was okay.

——The sloppy middle-aged man in front of him only wore a shabby brown dress on his upper body, and a mosaic underneath.

"Why is it normal to call me naked! I didn't want to either. It was Lin Li who wanted to forcefully summon me just when I was about to fart. What can I do?" Hasegawa defended himself.

"Mr. Hasegawa, why did you take off your pants and fart? This is even more outrageous!"

Seeing that Gintoki and others seemed to have no intention of taking action again, and that his choice was correct, Lin Li pushed Hasegawa Taizo in his hand in front of them:

"So there's no need to fight, right?"

Gintoki has been released from Yasha's state. Although there are still black lines all over his body, his condition is much better. He slowly walked up to Hasegawa Taizo, then took off his sunglasses and threw them towards Shinpachi:

"Miao Miaoxin, you and Hasegawa are closely related by blood. Let's see if this is the real Hasegawa."

"What does it mean that our blood relationship is relatively close! I already said that my body is not just a pair of glasses! There is no blood relationship between glasses and sunglasses!"

Shinpachi, who was complaining, took off his glasses, put on these sunglasses, and then covered his chest:

"This smell of waste and decadence without any motivation is Mr. Hasegawa's fault!"

"Hey - what is the smell of waste? It's really hurtful for Shinpachi to talk like this. I was also the director of the Immigration Bureau of the shogunate!" Hasegawa argued, "And a large part of the reason why my life is unsatisfactory is It all has something to do with your Wanshiwuwu!"

"Click."

The sunglasses in Shinpachi's hand fell to the ground. He turned to look at Hasegawa, and the next second, he started crying.

Although Hasegawa is a decadent and useless uncle, he is a good old man. He immediately panicked after seeing this scene:

"No, no, I don't mean to blame you!"

"No, Mr. Hasegawa, I am crying just because you are the only "Gintama" character who calls me by my name." Shinpachi said movedly.

Hasegawa Taizo: "?"

Shinpachi, what have you experienced in this world?

"Moxi Moxi, you two noisy glasses racks, can you please calm down for a while? Especially you, don't worry, Mr. Hasegawa will come back to you soon." Gintoki said gently. Hasegawa said.

"I told you I'm not!"

"When you attack Mr. Hasegawa, you don't need to bring mine with you!" Shinpachi also emphasized.

"Shinbasan, is this your attitude towards me, the only person who calls you by your name?"

Seeing that the two glasses were quarreling over each other, Gintoki looked at Lin Li behind Hasegawa, threw aside the Toya Lake in his hand, and asked:

"Lin Li? How did you do it?"

"I'm a summoner. I summoned him in a snap." Lin Li spread his hands and said.

"Wasn't he kidnapped by a god? Can your summoning technique still summon him from the hands of a god?" Gintoki asked.

"Perhaps it's because I am also a god. Anyway, now that Hasegawa has been found, do we still need to fight?" Lin Li replied indifferently.

"That's true." Gintoki shook his head.

"Hashido Sack! What god? What kidnapping? What are you talking about? And where is this place? Why are everyone here? Hey - why is there "Iron Armored Treasure"..." Hasegawa Tai's three-volume barrage of questions Popped out.

When Gintoki and others began to explain, his face gradually became weird.

"Everyone, I didn't expect that you would do this for me. I'm so touched! I didn't expect that I am so important in everyone's hearts. It turns out that everyone has always buried their feelings for me deep in their hearts!"

Tears flowed from Hasegawa's sunglasses. He was very moved.

"No, not at all." Hijikata and Katsura replied.

They were simply attracted by Kondo and Gintoki.

Hasegawa Taizo: "?"

"Well, there's nothing we can do about it." Gintoki returned to his careless look and picked his nose:

"Because after you disappeared, the most useless person in the Kabuki Hall became me. Now I have become the worst adult. When educating, I told the children not to learn from me. Damn it, it was obvious that the negative teaching materials were always your.

I don't want such a name.

Also, when Kagura despised me by saying, "Look at other people's parents," I could move you out to fight back, so after you disappeared, I was really distressed. "

Hasegawa Taizo: "??"

"Mr. Hasegawa, you have indeed caused a lot of trouble since you left." Isao Kondo stepped forward and said at this time, "Although the environment of the park has improved, the environment in the trash cans has deteriorated. The cleaning workers complained about their work. The intensity is greatly increased.

What's more, more and more stray cats and dogs are getting poisoned by eating food in the trash can.

Only then did we realize how important Mr. Hasegawa is as a decomposer in the ecosystem. Only you can decompose many things! For the sake of the environment in Edo, we must get you back.

God kidnapped you, and he really planned to disintegrate our Edo from a microbial perspective! "

Hasegawa Taizo: "???"

"What do you mean, it turns out that I usually eat things that even dogs won't eat!? Are their digestion abilities so poor?"

"And..." Hasegawa scratched his head in embarrassment, "I was not actually kidnapped."

Everyone looked at Hasegawa, a little confused:

"If you weren't kidnapped, where were you?"

"A stone statue gave me 1,000 yen and asked me to live in the sewers for a week, and I agreed."

Hasegawa said guiltily, and then said to everyone excitedly: "Everyone, I discovered that the sewer is really a hidden treasure!

It seems that I was born to fit there. The environment and atmosphere there all fit me perfectly! I have transformed the sewer into 'Hasegawa Dreamland'. If you are free, you are welcome to visit my house! "

1,000 yen, equivalent to RMB 49, divided by seven days a week, is up to 7 yuan a day.

Everyone stepped forward.

Hasegawa took a step back.

Lin Li, who was behind Hasegawa, reached out and held down the opponent's back, leaving the opponent with no way to retreat and retreating at the same time.

Someone was beaten, but not Lin Li.

"You sold your soul for 1,000 yen, Hundan! Isn't this income lower than begging?" Shinpachi complained after witnessing the beating.

"No, begging is too unstable... Sometimes a man with naturally curly silver hair will pretend to throw a coin in, but actually take everything inside and then go beat up Pachinko."

Hasegawa lay on the ground, raised his perfectly protected sunglasses, and said softly.

"There are no such people in the sewers. This is paradise."

"What a weak soul! There is such a person! Death a hundred times is not enough to dispel my hatred for him." Gintoki was filled with indignation, and then he noticed everyone's gaze and looked puzzled: "You all watched me do it Well?

I don’t have naturally curly silver hair, I’m Gui. "

"Hey - don't steal my lines!"

…

"Lin Li, thank you, you can defeat us all by yourself, but we are actually desperate and can't find a way to defeat you in this situation.

You are willing to help us. Although it is our decomposer that is found, garbage is also an indispensable role in the world.

And you must have paid a price. It is difficult to express my gratitude in words. "

Gintoki walked up to Lin Li and thanked him.

"How many times do you have to emphasize that I am useless! I really have to hide in the sewer and never come out!"

Lin Li clapped his hands at the sky, and the shadow-eating ghost that swallowed up Kagura and Sougo's shadows dissipated, and Elizabeth was also opened and released.

The two people below woke up leisurely and rushed up again as soon as they saw Lin Li.

Lin Li mentioned Hasegawa.

The two men came to a sudden stop.

"That useless uncle! Has he been found?"

"Decadent fun in the park! Aren't you dead?"

Hasegawa wanted to commit suicide.

Kondo Isao and Shinpachi began to explain the current situation to them.

"It's nothing. The price I paid is that I can no longer summon Mr. Hasegawa to help me in the future." Lin Li said afterwards.

"Oh? Is that so? It really doesn't cost anything." Gintoki nodded suddenly.

"I'll just say yes." Lin Li also responded.

Hasegawa Taizo really fell silent. The world was really malicious to him.

"This has nothing to do with whether the cost is high or not. After all, without Lin Li, we would never be able to do this." Isao Kondo showed off his spirit when he came up, and then asked: "So after discussing it, we decided to take action. I would like to express my respect to you, Mr. Lin Li.”

"We decided to commit suicide."

When Isao Kondo finished speaking, the sound of fierce fighting came from behind him.

I saw Kagura and Hijikata working together to strangle Sougo.

Moreover, these three people once again used their strength.

"Shaking S, let me die, Aru!"

"I'm so excited when I think that one day I can kill you with my own hands!"

"It's not certain who will die in whose hands, there are little devils and big devils!"

"Ghost head? O head!"

Isao Kondo: "..."

"It's also possible it was homicide," he added.

"In short, we will no longer confront you and prevent you from winning." Kondo Isao said.

"As for wishes, let's go back to our world and look for the seven dragon balls." Gintoki also hugged the back of his head and looked up at the sky.

"good."

"Wait a minute." Lin Li thought for a moment, raised his head, and looked at Captain Dragonfly on Long Zhentian's back in the sky:

"Captain Dragonfly - if my opponents die, you won't forcefully summon our opponents for the afternoon game just to start the game normally, right?"

Have to guard against it.

"No." Captain Dragonfly stuck his head out.

"That's fine."

…

After everyone in "Gintama" leaves.

Lin Li walked towards the robots who were now covered in the burnt brown color that Michelin chefs love.

He patted Kabuda's head, which had returned to its original form.

"Kabda, wake up."

"Hmm...huh? Hmm!" When Kabuda opened his eyes, he looked a little confused.

"Let me ask you, do you need to use the silver and bronze ancient book to make a wish, or do you need the ancient book itself?" Lin Li asked, "If you need to make a wish, then I will tear you apart now. If not, then we will Maybe we can still live in peace.”

As Lin Li talked, hardware tools such as screwdrivers, wrenches, and vise began to appear in his hands.

Kabuda: "..."

What could be a greater threat to robots than this?

"We just want books!" Kabuda said quickly.

"Well, if the book is still there after we make the wish, I will give it to you. If the book is not there, then there is nothing we can do. Anyway, strictly speaking, your animation has no major crisis. If you can't find it, it won't have much impact." Lin Li smiled and touched Kabuda's head.

Although it seemed that he was buying money for money, Lin Li was not too surprised that Kabuda only wanted to write.

Everyone can use the Peace Star to just make a wish for a glass of water, but it doesn't matter if you don't make a wish.

"Then just wait and follow my instructions."

"good."

Whirlwind Claw felt his consciousness gradually return, and he opened his eyes.

The ten zodiac signs and four human heads were all looking directly down at him.

"You're awake. The operation was successful. You're already a hot female cat." Lin Li said.

Whirlwind Claw's pupils were shaking, and he had no idea what was going on now.

"But just keep sleeping when you wake up." Lin Li added.

Whirlwind Claw: "?"

But the next moment, Tornado Claw saw everyone except Lin Li launching an attack on him.

When the zodiac animals dispersed, the Cyclone Claw disappeared from this world.

Lin Li then looked at Captain Dragonfly: "Captain Dragonfly, it's time to start the game. Forget it, why don't you just announce the result?"

He has placed the "door" on this ruins, just waiting to be opened.

"No, you still have to go through the process. This is my way of refereeing." Captain Dragonfly said about this.

"The second round of competition also has three rounds, with three points accumulated."

"The three small rounds have different rules and restrictions based on the three concepts of martial arts."

…

"First game, work!"

"The team that screws the best and fastest gets one point!"

"Team Zhu Xie wins."

…

"Second game, dance skills!"

"In a rainy environment, dance battles are performed, and the team that wins the dance battle will get one point."

"Team Zhu Xie wins."

…

"The third game, Mr. Wu."

"Two teams each send five male contestants to compete in masculinity. The winning team will get one point."

"Team Zhu Xie wins."

…

"At the end of the game, the total score of the game is 4 points for the Zhuxie team and 1 point for the other team!"

"Team Zhu Xie won and obtained the silver and bronze ancient book!"

Lin Li: "What a hearty afternoon battle."