I Don’t Want To Be a Hero

"Yezai, what about the underground [king]? I've been looking for a strong man who can fight me for a long time."

Saitama looked at Yeya with a very excited expression. Since he broke through his own limiter, he has never encountered a creature that he can call an "opponent".

Ye Zai looked at the "Underground King" who was dying, and silently mourned for him. The poor "underground king" is not too strong among the weirdos, but among the weirdos, he is considered a character, and he died so aggrieved.

"Yezai, tell me quickly, where is that strong man? Don't worry, you let me fight him first, and then it will be your turn."

Saitama thought that Yeya also wanted to fight the opponent, so he didn't want to give up the opponent to himself.

After all, every time Yezai encounters a strange person, she is obviously not as strong as the opponent, but she still likes to hold on to it and be beaten.

This kind of behavior, in Saitama's view, is completely a fighting maniac who likes to challenge the strong!

Of course, if Yeya knew that Saitama had always treated him this way, he would have sprayed him to death with a sip of salt soda.

Is that because he likes it? That was forced by the system!

"The strong person you mentioned is now being trampled under your feet."

Ye Zai pointed at Saitama's feet blankly, the poor "underground king", looking at it, he should be dead too dead.

"You said this is the strongest underground?"

Saitama looked innocently at the stump under his feet. The painting style of the melon seed face suddenly changed, turning into a scribbled three-faced face, which gradually turned gray.

Obviously, the actual situation is a bit different from the bald head's imagination. This is not at all in his dream, and it should be evenly matched.

Ye Zai has long since noticed that, the [vaccine person] who is a powerful person of "Dragon-level peak" has not been able to withstand Saitama's punch.

Only the underground king with the strength of "ghost-level peak" can be any better. After eating a blow from Saitama's excited state, and being able to see the stump, it is already good.

"No, the boss is dead, and he still has a group of younger brothers. I remember the strength of those underground weirdos, and they are not bad."

The bald head is still not giving up, but in the dream, he has made the underground weirdo hang a lot of colors, and even burst his clothes.

After saying that, Saitama turned his gaze to the remaining geeks.

Those remaining underground weirdos were planning to wave the flag for their boss, and they even wrote the victory slogan.

But who knew that when the sky fell bald, their boss was instantly turned into a ball of cake.

And now, what makes them feel that disaster is imminent is that this terrifying bald head is actually staring at them...

The underground weirdo who originally planned to come to the surface world with the "King of the Underground" and have a big fight. At this time, they all ran out, and they all rushed into the big hole that appeared at the beginning at the fastest speed since the beating.

Even the flag on which the victory slogan had been written before was instantly changed to a small white flag, which was inserted at the entrance of the hole, directly announcing unconditional surrender.

Saitama was also stunned for a moment when he looked at the eccentric underground who was scared and returned home. It seemed that there was always a big gap between reality and dreams.

"Saitama, you bastard, you not only threw me out last night, but now you are sabotaging my mission, and I will destroy you humanely!"

The Underground King was beaten by Saitama, and the Underground Freak was frightened back to his hometown by his brutal bald head. But Ye Zai broke out, because the bald head is too pitiful.

Now it's like old hatred and new hatred coming together. The anger that Ye Zai was thrown into the street in the middle of the night, after just slashing a large number of underground weirdos, can be counted.

But Ye Zai, who had just received the system and settled the reward information, suddenly realized that he had been bald again.

Because of the rewards just given by the system, only the first task was completed, and the other two failed...

That is to say, Yeya only completed the task of killing five "underground monsters" and got a randomly drawn reward.

As for the other two missions, they undoubtedly ended in "failures".

For the third mission, killing the "Underground King" independently is not a problem. Yezai felt that with his strength, his hopes were not too great, so he had no regrets.

But the second task, just to assist in killing the "Underground King", was a reward for nothing, but it failed, which made Yezai annoyed.

But Ye Zai could also blame the system for being unfair, because he really couldn't touch a single hair of the "underground king", let alone "assist".

If you really want to complain, you can only blame the bald head. The shot was too fast. When Ye Zai didn't even react, the "King of the Underground" was already dead.

The two chances of "random drawing" were just kicked away by Saitama.

Yeya couldn't take it any longer, grabbing Saitama's neck and shaking frantically.

"What have you done, will you die if you shoot later?"

At this time, Yeya even had the idea of ​​moving out of Saitama and living alone.

But after weighing the gains and losses, Yezai felt that rather than reward, she decided to stay, after all, the life of the dog was more important.

"By the way, Ye Zai, why did you get up so early today? Don't you usually stay in bed?"

After the two solved the "underground king", they walked back slowly, and Saitama continued to challenge Yeya's nerves by killing him.

"Who do you think was hurt? You sleepwalked again last night and threw Lao Tzu out, causing Lao Tzu to blow the wind on the telephone pole all night."

Yezai said that if the bald head sleepwalks next time and throws him out, he will report it to the supermarket and let someone come and arrest the bald head, and maybe he will get a considerable bounty.

"Why does it have to be me sleepwalking? It's also possible that you sleepwalked yourself, and then used your superpowers to float out and hang yourself on a telephone pole."

The bald head firmly refused to admit his crime, because he was afraid of Ye Zai, and for this reason, he deliberately deducted his food.

That's right, just last night, the bald general Yezai sold all the "collectibles" games for the money, and it was officially taken over by Yezai.

Although Ye Zai's force value is not as high as a bald head, but in the case of the two of them, whoever controls the economic lifeline is the real boss.

Now the situation is obvious, if the bald head doesn't want to eat bean sprouts, he can only make Ye Zai less angry.

"God, I put myself on it myself. Have you ever seen people sleepwalking, floating with superpowers?"

However, Ye Zai did not continue arguing with Saitama. The bald head's face was as thick as a city wall. Even if the final evidence was conclusive, it was estimated that he would not admit it.

Just like the bald head wanted by the supermarket before, Saitama also firmly stated afterwards that this forehead was definitely not him.

There are so many bald people, why do you think that the photo is of him Saitama just by his forehead?

You must know that he Saitama is quite a man of integrity. He must be some bald weirdo who pretended to be him to do such a cowardly thing...