I Don’t Want to be the Boss

Sun Ce looked at the new single released on youtube...

The mv co-authored by Steve Nash, Noah Sun, and John Happs, with "How many are you too beautiful, chigging..."

Looking at the three mentally retarded dribbling guys on the computer screen, wearing Elvis Presley's concert costume, sticking out their tongues and rolling their eyes...

Looking at Randolph, Guy, Gasol Jr.'s three teammates who engage in bands with angry looks...

Sun Ce wants to kill!

John and Nash actually posted this thing online!

No one sent it alone, because there are two real-name accounts!

One is John Harps, the other is Steve Nash! No one knows John Harps, but Steve Nash often shoots his daughter online, and Nash’s social account is quite good in North America Fire, it's bursting now!

One song, one basketball dance, half a night full of popularity...

It doesn't matter, the key is the three teammates beside...

"You listen to me explain..."

"You don't need to explain! Hey... So you still treat Nash as a teammate, not us..." Randolph looked wronged.

Looking at this black fat man's treasure, Sun Ce said silently: "The next time you record a song, Zac you as the protagonist..."

There were two more eyes to kill, Sun Ce continued: "Rudy and Mark, you are the first supporting role, I am a passerby..."

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After signing a series of unequal treaties, the three starters finally left with satisfaction.

Sun Ce felt that the three of them were not angry, but wanted to come to the song.

Not to mention, the American photography industry is really powerful, just like the mv and songs taken without regard to quality, it looks like a big movie...

Looking at the three intellectual disabilities in the video...

It has only been released for 6 hours and it has broken millions of clicks...

Recording a song in six hours and millions of clicks in half an evening, many professional singers are crying.

Sun Ce should have been depressed, but there was an idea in his head that lingered.

"Is this grabbing the rice bowl of 8 billion fans? He seems to be relying on this fire! Is this really okay? If he could not fire, he would lose a lot of emojis in the future! "

"Wait, there seems to be something wrong...Fuck! Lao Tzu is going to change his emoticon! No, I'm just a side dancer... Nash is the protagonist of mv..."

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Thanks Nash for grabbing c!

Some big v on the Internet did not know how to get the "inside information". When the next morning, when Sun Ce was watching the news, Sun Ce's lead singer and Nash as the mv actor's new song dominated the headlines!

The style is not divided, not only sports websites, but also some entertainment websites, Nash and Sun Ce also made headlines.

The main reason is that Nash is hot. That is completely incomprehensible. Even the Chinese can’t understand what songs they sing. It doesn’t matter who sings. Nash is the fastest and fastest.

Sun Ce was just "stained by Nash".

This kind of new song is popular, and it is not new to nba players. Artest, O'Neill and other famous stars have popular singles, and even the little blacksmith has played songs.

Recording this song will not affect the game between the Grizzlies and the Suns tonight.

In the morning tactical meeting, two new aids finally arrived.

Anthony Parker and DeAndre Jordan passed the physical examination. After the physical examination reports of the other two teams were submitted to the league last night, the transaction officially passed.

The tactical meeting is very simple. A 3d player like Anthony Parker can shoot, have a good defense, and is a very active veteran. For the Grizzlies, it can be regarded as a seamless cut, which is equivalent to removing Guy from COSCO. The role of the pitcher was liberated, allowing Anthony Parker to serve as a pitcher plus a third defensive line.

When he played the Kings the day before yesterday, he actually liberated Guy a lot. When Mayo was there, he had to sacrifice Guy's singles because he had to focus on training Mayo.

Jordan, a big center who can run, jump and have height, is a strong aid on the bench.

"Anthony Parker, 34 years old, 198 cm tall, weighing 98 kg, ability rating c+, offensive c, defensive b, three points a... speed b+, strength a..."

"DeAndre Jordan, 21 years old, height 211 cm, weight 109 kg, ability evaluation c, offensive d-, defensive c+, rebounds s... speed b, strength a+..."

Looking at Jordan, who looks exactly like Uncle Liu, looking at a true-looking but three-point master Anthony Parker who helped LeBron James finish the ball at the beginning of the season,

The shortcomings of both of them are extremely obvious. Anthony Parker is 34 years old. The offensive end has basically no other functions except for three points, but this is enough. The Grizzlies are too short of threes and averaged less than three points per game. Five points, two points longer than three points, scored more accurately.

Little Jordan is now a rough brother. In addition to rebounding consciousness, other aspects are very good, pure physical fitness, technology is not as good as Anthony Randolph, but! Little Jordan's physical fitness is more explosive than Anthony Randolph!

Conley, Anthony Parker, Gay, Randolph, Gasol Jr., Jordan Jr., Sun Ce has calculated, there are already six reliable teammates, Jordan Jr. barely counts.

Coupled with Darrell Arthur and Sam Young who can run and jump, as well as two honest and hard-working teammates, Carol and Haddadi, these three are not very powerful. Kind of, but hard work anyway.

In any case, Sun Ce feels headed!

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In the afternoon, Sun Ce and his teammates came to the American West Arena. At two o'clock in the afternoon, the Grizzlies held a press conference for the joining of Jordan Jordan and Anthony Parker.

Jordan Jr. wore the No. 9 jersey, and Anthony Parker wore No. 24 through his early career.

However, the questions asked by the two new aids at the press conference did not seem to have much to do with them. This is Phoenix. Sun Ce’s popularity here may be higher than in Memphis. Most of the reporters are Both local journalists and Chinese journalists were robbed of the two new aids.

Sun Ce and several starters also came to the press conference. When Sun Ce was asked about the new song of cooperation with Nash, Sun Ce said: "I said that I am just a common people's artist, art and sports. I am very good at..."

Sun Ce, who was surrounded by reporters, was also helpless. Two new teammates joined, he actually became the protagonist, and another player who did not come to the scene was repeatedly mentioned...

This time no one even mentioned the grievances of Sun Ce and Dragic!

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After the press conference, Sun Ce and his teammates came to the visiting team training ground of the American West Arena to prepare for the evening game.

Sun Ce was helpless looking at the eyes of three starters who had been training for two and a half years and were mad and wanted to make a group debut.

"I also want to be low-key! But there is no way, the strength is not allowed... wait! I will find you next time I write songs!" Sun Ce forced to pretend to see the three big guys to start, and quickly said the second half sentence.

Conley was speechless as he watched the three teammates bully the rookie, so he hurried away to avoid being implicated.

He was the only one of the team's four regular starters, and he was the only one who didn't want to make a group debut. He went to find Anthony Parker to exchange feelings. A new veteran always needed the team's main players to warm up their feelings.

And little Jordan over there seems to be no reason.

The other three starters are fighting with Sun Ce, and the replacement teammates all regard Xiao Jordan as a competitor.

Sun Cehe wanted to make a trio of debuts for a while. After Hollings coach really couldn't look down and yelled at the four men for a pass, he also calmed down to train.

At this time, Sun Ce noticed a quietly sitting little Jordan, thought for a while, and learned about the plight of Little Jordan now.

It was originally a bad mix in the Clippers. In the rookie season, three big players, Kaman, Randolph and Camby, occupied almost all of their playing time. This season, they rarely got more than ten minutes of playing time. They have not had time to be happy. Only after playing a dozen games, he was traded.

Joining a new team in the middle, no one is taking care of it, there are few outsiders, and the inside are competitors... Sun Ce feels that Jordan’s experience is worse than when he first arrived at the Warriors to play in the Summer League six months ago. .uukanshu. Anyway, he was supported by Curry and Anthony Randolph at the time.

Sun Ce came to Little Jordan and asked, "big-jor, why not train together?"

"Big-jor?" Little Jordan responded strangely. No one had called him that way.

"Because your surname is Jordan, but it is so much taller than Jordan, so I call you Da Qiao..." Sun Ce said suddenly, Big Jordan? What the hell!

Sun Cegang wanted a little Jordan to change his nickname again, but this time little Jordan said in surprise: "This is the nickname you helped me? You are the first friend I came here, I will call big in the future -jor!"

"..." Sun Ce's throat seemed to be stuck again, swallowing the saliva and quickly said: "If you don't like it, you can change it, I will help you think about another one..."

"I like this nickname very much, thank you, Noah." Little Jordan's spirit came, "Are you here to train with me? Let's go!"

"...How do you think about it anyway..."

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Just train for training. Sun Ce doesn't think about it anyway. Americans don't understand what "big-jor" means anyway.

Today must be well prepared, tonight's opponent, very strong! Very strong!

If you remember correctly, Sun Ce remembers that the Suns are not only a strong regular season player, but also reached the Western Conference finals in the playoffs, but unfortunately, the fifth and sixth games of the Western Conference were continuously grabbed by Artest and Gasol. On the 24th, the lore of the iron hit was only regrettable.

This is Nash's closest match to the finals, and this season is the last pinnacle of the Suns!

The Suns under Gentry's coaches have not only run the big team, the season has been almost a month, the Suns have undergone earth-shaking changes under Gentry's coaches!