I have a bunch of relatives who want to be Hokage

Tsunade:"……"

Forget it, she really can't stand up to this guy.

Jiraiya is really good at making her fall in love when he should be gentle.

My mother is like this, can you give her some comfort before she dies?

If she was younger, she would usually punch him.

Later, she got used to it. If she didn't consider Jiraiya as a lover, she would actually be more comfortable getting along with such an idiot.

He said he liked her while peeping at her, always slowing down when it was time to support her. He would be damned if she agreed.

Tsunade looked back at the door.

Jiraiya was standing at the door.

This person usually acts like a fool, risking his life to fight at critical moments. He has strength that ordinary people cannot match, but he lives a more miserable life than anyone else.

Tsunade thought of herself again.

The ninjas of this era are said to be unparalleled in medical ninjutsu, but unfortunately, she currently does not have the ability to perform surgery on people.

If you have to say what skills she has developed over the years, she probably only has to avoid debts.

When the lights of swords and swords have faded, and the sound of drums and horns has faded away, fresh faces are always fluttering in front of my eyes. Thousand-handed Hashirama, Thousand-handed Tobirama, Thousand-Armed Wuzu, Shengshu, Kato Dan, these former relatives and friends are all there. Once taken away by time.

Orochimaru embarked on the road of rebelling against the village, Jiraiya was almost the same as her, taking wandering as a daily routine, Sarutobi Hiruzen... Tsunade didn't know what attitude to treat this former teacher.

She recalled how Sarutobi Hiruzen had taken care of her and taught her everything she could when she was young.

I also hated him for being indecisive and always being soft-hearted towards Shimura Danzo, which caused a series of irreparable consequences.

Take a step forward.

Tsunade thought about what she saw and heard when she returned to the village.

Although she could no longer go to the front line, with Jiraiya's help, she still played a role in the rear.

She can't see blood, but her rich experience and knowledge are still there. Even if she hasn't used surgery for many years, many things have become functional.

Tsunade walked into the Hokage building.

She didn't think she was back in Konoha, she was just passing through.

I was passing by to see if the old man was dead.

After reading it, she left.

Climbing the stairs, Tsunade and Jiraiya went upstairs together. Next to her, Jiraiya was still trying to create topics and chattering.

"Shut up, Jiraiya, it's so noisy," Tsunade said.

That being said, she actually didn't feel disgusted in her heart.

Although she always mentions and misses her dead ex-boyfriend and younger brother too much, Tsunade knows very well what it means that a person cannot be resurrected after death, so she does not mention the memory of the rope tree, but Kato Dan's figure changes over time. The passage is gradually blurring.

But this does not affect her fear of blood.

Kato Dan was not the direct reason for her fear of blood, but the last straw that broke the camel's back.

"Okay, okay, I'll just stop making noise." Jiraiya didn't want to make Tsunade angry again, so he quickly shut up.

The two quickly reached the top floor.

The ninjas who were guarding and walking around here all showed admiration when they saw the two men.

Orochimaru's departure did not reduce the status of the Sannin in Konoha. Rather, Orochimaru withdrew from the group, so Jiraiya and Tsunade gained more respect. After all, there were three people in the past, and now only Two.

"Where is the Sandaime?" Jiraiya asked a Konoha ninja, "Is he in the Hokage's room?"

"Jiraiya-sama." The Konoha ninja quickly replied, "The Sandaime and Yondaime are both in the conference room, and Lord Fugaku is also here. In addition..."

"What about Shingen? Are you here?" Jiraiya quickly interrupted him.

Tsunade has been staying behind Wu Xue, checking and formulating medical plans, so she still doesn't know about the first and second generation Hokage being exposed.

Knowing that, he felt it wasn't a surprise.

"Sir Shingen didn't come." The Konoha ninja who was interrupted was very discerning and followed Jiraiya's words smoothly, "I heard that the Uchiha clan has been severely damaged."

"Jiraiya, what are you talking about?" Tsunade frowned, "Don't disturb other people's work."

"Oh, I'm just asking." Jiraiya accepted the request and said, "Let's go and laugh at the old man!"

The two walked to the door of the conference room. Jiraiya was ready to use his length and width to block Tsunade's sight, and then pushed the door open.

"Old man, here I come! Look who's back!"

In the conference room, everyone's eyes were turned to Jiraiya who was making a whoosh at the door.

As for Jiraiya, although he was mentally prepared, when he saw the figure sitting at the conference table, he couldn't help but stiffen.

As a disciple of Sarutobi Hiruzen, he also met the true forms of two of them when he was very young.

In the state of reincarnation in the dirty soil, they are almost exactly the same as they were in life.

Although the other person has never seen him before, he can tell who he is just by looking at him.

In Konoha Hidden Village, no one who has experienced that era can remain calm as long as they see these three people again.

Qianju Wuji, who had just been grabbed by the collar by Qianju Tobirama because he was wandering too much, looked at the strong man who rushed in at the door and suddenly became silent. Although he was not interested in that bacon face He wasn't very interested, but the other person's appearance still made him guess.

As a matter of fact, the ninjas in comics basically wear the same clothes all year round and never change their style.

In reality, this is also a mainstream behavior. Ninjas generally do not pay attention to clothing. As long as they think a certain style is good, they can always use that style.

Although Jiraiya was very wide, Senjumuji still noticed someone standing behind him.

"Monkey, is this one of your three apprentices?" Senju Wuzu asked Sarutobi Hiruzen, "Is he that particularly stinky brat?"

When Jiraiya was young, he had seen thousands of hands and legs. It was not an ordinary skin.

"Yes, Master Wuzu." Sarutobi Hiruzen smiled bitterly.

He also saw the person behind Jiraiya.

It's Tsunade.

Behind Jiraiya, Tsunade froze in place as if she had been struck by lightning when she heard the voice in her memory.

Suddenly, she pulled Jiraiya away.

The three people in front of the table caught her eye.

Tsunade stood there blankly, continuing to pull Jiraiya aside.

What did she see?

Grandpa! Second grandpa! And Uncle Wuzu!

Not to mention Grandpa, Uncle Wuzu, who was obviously her grandfather but shamelessly refused to let her call her Uncle, had died along with Second Grandpa in the First Ninja War decades ago.

"Eh? This little girl looks so familiar." Senju Hashirama said in surprise.

Senju Tobirama: "...Brother, this child is definitely Tsunade, she looks so much like her mother."

Qianju Wuzu: "Well, I think it looks similar too. Brother, you are really a grandfather, and your granddaughter can't recognize you?"

The three people's words to each other brought Tsunade back to her soul.

"Grandpa..." She murmured.

"Oh, it's really little Tsunade." Senju Hashirama stood up with a look of surprise on his face, "She's grown so big."

"Well, Tsunade, you have grown into a big girl." The cold-faced madman Senju Tobirama also looked a bit sad.

As for Thousand Hands and Feet…

"Little Tsunade, why do you only call me grandpa and not uncle?" While Senju Tobirama was concentrating on sighing, Senju Wuzu got rid of the clutches that were holding his fate and said loudly, "Back then, you said you liked uncle the most. Oh! You have not only changed your age to 18, but also changed to 81!"

boom!

The filthy earth reincarnation has no pain, but it has ears.

Qianju Wuzu turned around, only to see Qianju Feijian glaring at him angrily.

"Do you act like an elder in front of your child? You are also her grandfather!"

"I don't! I have to be uncle. Such an old-fashioned title as 'Grandpa' doesn't fit my image at all. Little Tsunade has admitted it! Second brother, you can't be jealous of me just because you are old!"

Qian Shu Feijian gritted his teeth, and his previous soft-heartedness was forgotten.

Even if he is dirty, he still wants to let Wuzu know what it means to be your brother after all!

It’s really a day without a roof over your head!

If you don’t fight for decades, you will become lawless!

"Why..." Tsunade stared blankly at the elders of the past, "Why are grandpas here..."

Qianju Wuzu had a dark look on his face. He felt that his image of a handsome man in front of the younger generation was gone.

It’s all the fault of the big dog next to me!

"Little Tsunade, have you forgotten what uncle does?" Senju Wuji instantly appeared in front of Tsunade and made a movement to show off his biceps, but he was wearing armor, so the effect was not good.

"The Reincarnation of the Earth..." Tsunade looked at the Senju Muji who was so close and still loved to be funny as in her memory.

She was not two hundred and fifty, so of course she knew this was the only possibility.

Moreover, the facial features of the three elders have fully demonstrated that they are all reincarnations of filthy earth.

Tsunade looked sharply at Sarutobi Hiruzen.

Seeing the look in his disciple's eyes, Sarutobi Hiruzen was stunned for a moment, but then realized that Tsunade had misunderstood.

Sweat broke out immediately.

Is this kid Biao? Could he do that?

"Tsunade, Master Wuzu and Madara Uchiha are indeed the perpetrators of Orochimaru." The old man said to Tsunade, "However, the reason why the first generation and the second generation are here is because of enemies."

The dirty Hokage, even if he is the Third Hokage, there is no way he can do this!

What is the reincarnation of dirty soil?

Life is precious because it is only once.

Although the term "reincarnation" is used in the art of filthy earth reincarnation, it is not that at all.

The body of dirty earth is essentially an inanimate body and a weapon, so it is called a forbidden technique that is inhumane and is used to torment the enemy. Among all the forbidden techniques invented by Senju Tobirama, this technique is the most Not a human being.

Sarutobi Hiruzen used it once in his life. That time, it was to gather all members of Tobirama's class so that his former companions would not leave any regrets.

But when the village is attacked, it is completely different to bring out the previous Hokage - as a Hokage, even if it is the previous generation, when the village is attacked, you can channel the previous generation Hokage to come out?

You can commit suicide then.

Even Senjuji, as the ninja who was least taboo about using this technique, began to use this technique selectively after the establishment of Konoha, and would not channel their dead in front of the ninjas who were already companions. tribesmen.

"Who... is that person!?" Tsunade's eyes turned red.

It's not like she really doesn't care.

Tsunade, who has always been a tomboy, is actually very coy about emotions, and her emotions are particularly delicate.

Jiraiya once thought that Tsunade was a tomboy, so even though he was infatuated and Tsunade no longer resisted, he repeatedly stepped on the wrong side of things, causing Tsunade to die and have sex with him. heart of.

And Kato Dan regarded Tsunade as a girl from the beginning, so he successfully won the beauty's heart.

"Oh, why do you care so much?" Qianju Wuzu waved his hand, "Don't worry, I've already fucked you to death."

boom! boom!

Qianju Tojian appeared behind Qianju Wuzu using the teleportation technique and hammered him angrily.

"Be careful what you say in front of the children!"

"Second brother, have you ever thought that if you always beat me in front of little Tsunade, she will learn to be bad and become violent..."

"I just thought about one thing. If I had to break your legs first, you wouldn't have the chance to go to Guancheng alone." Qianju Tobirama sneered.

After saying that, Qianju Tobirama looked at his granddaughter. The cold-faced king was hesitant at this time.

As a former Hokage with good observation skills and the ability to play the Uchiha clan clearly, he could tell at a glance that Tsunade's life was not good, or terrible.

It would definitely be difficult for a girl to suddenly lose a loved one.