I Have a Seaside Five-star Hotel

"I think the scariest thing about amusement rides is the man-made 'accidents'."

An enthusiastic Zaomen citizen who did not want to reveal his real name once said these simple and thought-provoking words in a certain lifestyle interview video.

And at this time,

This sentence swirled crazily in Xiaoxiao's mind.

Damn it...I can't be this small, can I? !

Xiaoxiao just had this idea pop up in her mind,

next moment,

He suddenly lost weight, as if he had stepped on a rock while climbing a mountain, and he and his seat fell straight down.

"ah!!!!"

The piercing scream almost broke the throat, but it was not Xiaoxiao's scream, but the two "players" who were right next to Xiaoxiao.

The two playmates turned pale with fright.

A big living person who was sitting next to them just now suddenly fell down.

It can't be that the playground equipment is broken, right? ! !

"Fuck!"

"what is this?!!"

"What's wrong with Mianmian!"

Fans in the live broadcast room were scared.

As soon as I smiled, my heart almost stopped. All the blood in my body rushed into my knees, and the coldness ran down my calves directly to my toes.

In severe and sudden fear,

A person's instinctive reaction is not to scream, but to take a deep breath of air.

It's like having aphasia,

His mind was completely blank, and only his hands were instinctively grasping the safety armrest.

Magician's pocket watch: "..."

You don't even call this?

You are very brave! !

Do you look down on me?

I told you not to scream! ! !

"Kakakaka...Hugh~~~!"

—The sound of a series of machinery and gear rotation sounded from Xiaoxiao’s seat,

Four pieces of fine steel stretched out from the top, bottom, left and right of the seat. As the gears turned, a golden pocket watch frame stretched out, enveloping Xiaoxiao's seat.

"What operation is this?"

The smile that regained consciousness tightened slightly, wondering what tricks the pocket watch was up to.

Before he could think about it,

The big pocket watch swayed higher and higher. At the highest point, he was pushed by someone unknown. His whole body was like a pocket watch being moved, and the seat rotated as he watched.

"vomit……!"

I almost spit out my smile.

The sense of weightlessness brought by the big pendulum itself and the rotation of the seat completely broke the brain's sense of balance and made everyone go crazy.

"Is there an inside story to this?"

"The companions who screamed like wolves and howled like ghosts did nothing. Only the host was spinning 360 degrees and flying up and down."

“Is this playground intentionally designed for customers?!?!”

"The anchor didn't even say a word even though he was like this, what a man he is!"

"Oh, no, I can't watch anymore,"

"I'm so dizzy that I'm going to vomit if I look at it again."

Fans in the live broadcast room are watching the amusement scene from a first-person perspective.

The flying and banging of faces made them dizzy, and they couldn't stand it after just a few glances.

Only a few ruthless people continued to confine Wang.

At this time, several of the companions on the big pocket watch also had pale faces. They looked at Xiaoxiao below in shock, and they were so frightened that their throats almost broke.

“Boss, help me!!!”

"Can the project be stopped? If not, the customers will be killed."

"Boss, boss..."

"It's so scary!"

"I don't want to die... The guest is about to die."

In the panic, all the escorts were so scared that they almost cried. Only the employee who first told the "little strategy" shouted crazily at Xiaoxiao:

"Scream, you scream!" It's not scary anymore!

But before he could say the second half of the sentence, he was frightened back to his stomach by the drop of the big pocket watch.

"Hahahahahaha."

"Hahahahahahaha!"

"Fuck!!"

"What did I hear? The escort could actually say such cruel words!"

"The anchor is such a tough guy. If I had screamed, my throat would be broken."

"You are new here, you don't understand."

"We Xiaoxiao are the fathers of the big pendulum, be brave!!"

"Awesome, awesome, disrespectful, disrespectful!!"

I don't know who suddenly used the words "Dad of the Big Pendulum", or maybe it was Xiaoxiao's performance that really shocked everyone.

Later, the entire screen was filled with the formation of "The Father of the Big Pendulum".

The recommended introduction on the homepage of "Big Taozi Live" was quickly changed to the words "Dad of Big Pendulum".

The live broadcast room was instantly filled with nearly 50,000 viewers.

And when everyone was talking about: ‘The father of the big pendulum’, some people also raised questions in their souls:

“Who runs this hotel?!”

"Yeah, I kept hearing the escort say 'Boss, help me'."

"I always feel that a hero will fly out to save people at the next moment."

"Me and the one upstairs!"

When everyone in the live broadcast room was watching the screen, poor Xiaoxiao was about to collapse.

He wanted to shout,

But this "big pocket watch" seemed to know what he was thinking.

Every time he took a deep breath and prepared to shout, the seat under him would rotate 360 ​​degrees, directly suppressing his shout.

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For a moment, I didn’t know whether it was because I was holding back, scared, or excited by the 360-degree blood injection.

When you smile, your cheeks will turn white and red.

In just 5 minutes, he felt like he had lived for a century.

It is said that the speed of soul and thought can transcend the physical body and reach places that the physical body cannot reach.

But now Xiaoxiao really feels that his mind and soul have been thrown thousands of miles away from his body.

There is even a feeling that the soul and body are about to be separated and each will live his own life in the future.

The soul is wandering,

Xiaoxiao didn’t know whether it was the light of heaven that enlightened her, or it was an enlightenment.

He unexpectedly discovered the secret of controlling time with the "big pocket watch"!!!

"When there are no customers, the wizard's large pocket watch relies on its own inertial left stone to swing, using this as a second hand to move the hour and minute hands."

"Once the game starts."

"The frequency of the large pocket watch's left and right swings changes, and the amplitude of the swings becomes a new way of timing."

"The two directions, one left and one right, control the speed of the embrace respectively."

"Once the time is too fast or too slow, the big pocket watch will correct it by adjusting the amplitude of the left and right swing."

"So, it's different from the big pendulum play in other places,"

"The swinging method here is not symmetrical and fixed, but constantly adjusted according to time!"

“The design of this project is absolutely amazing!!!”

I have to say that Xiaoxiao’s claim that he is the “father of the big pendulum” is not a wasted reputation!

Under such circumstances, he could still find the energy to think about such things in a vague way.

If Chen Jianhai knew about it, he would have to ask him to sit on the pendulum twice more.

Magician's Pocket Watch: "..." Not only did you not scream, but you were also distracted by other things? !

Do you look down on me?

Do you think I'm not exciting enough or scary enough?

I told you not to scream!

I’m going to let you count the time! ! !

A new round of ferocious swings arrived on the battlefield again.

This time, the magician showed anger and launched an indiscriminate attack, which even frightened the originally comfortable companions.

The piercing screams penetrated time and space and reached another direction in the amusement park.

…

"Brother Hai, what kind of project is that? Why do people who play it scream so miserable??"

On the shark escape canoe in the water world of the romantic mermaid city not far away, Xiao Lang poked his neck in good faith and looked in the direction of the wizard city.

"It's okay, I know what's going on."

Chen Jianhaihun said nonchalantly: "The more miserable you scream, the safer it will be. I planned it all at the beginning."

Xu Bo buttoned up his raincoat, looked at Chen Jianhai who looked like he had not held in his fart, and said:

"Then what if we don't call it rectification?"

A strategic smile appeared on Chen Jianhai's face, "If you don't want to scream, then find ways to make them scream!"

How can you go to an amusement park without screaming? ?

"If you don't shout at the top of your lungs, you won't be able to forgive my careful planning!"

Chen Jianhai buckled his seat belt arrogantly, and then made an "OK" gesture to the employee who controlled the switch.

In an instant,

The rolling waves are turbulent, with whirlpools and looming shark fins chasing behind them.

The escape canoe rushed out of the river, flew through a huge bend and drop, and hit the waterway below.

The cold water had a salty taste and hit the three people with a slap on their heads and faces.

Even though they had put on raincoats, they were all soaked.

"The sea! It's all water!!"

Xiaolang wiped the water on his chin and forehead and couldn't help shouting.

"This is not called water, this is called the experience of life!"

Chen Jianhai laughed and said,

"You are so shameless and still don't admit it. You are really shameless."

Xu Bo couldn't help but rolled his eyes.

"Hahaha! Make waves!"

After saying that, Chen Jianhai followed Xu Bo and Xiaolang in the rippling waves of the rapids, happily rushing forward with the waves rolling the canoe!

…

Under the madness of the "big pocket watch", Xiaoxiao no longer knew how she got off the big pocket watch.

But he knew one thing,

He did it!

He didn't scream from the beginning to the end!

Beside him, several employees in medical uniforms were carrying medicine boxes, taking his blood pressure and asking about his condition. They were all extremely nervous.

The thrilling scene on the big pocket watch just now frightened the employees watching the excitement below.

However, Xiaoxiao is still in good physical condition and mentally resistant to stress.

Although my legs are weak, my head is dizzy, and my stomach feels like vomiting,

But I really don’t have any other big problems, and I’m not stupid.

Just sit for a while and take a good rest.

He even took the time to look at the time on the big pocket watch. Fortunately, the time was accurate.

On the other side, the accompanying employees who stepped off the big pocket watch were all refreshed and in high spirits!

So liberating! !

Although they do not have 360 ​​degree swivel seats,

But the dual buff drive of screaming and exciting items really brings unparalleled stress relief and joy.

No matter how miserable the shouting is at the top, it will be so refreshing when you come down!

Some people are even looking forward to seeing if any new customers will come and let them play again.

The thrilling scene that Xiaoxiao experienced also made the popularity of the live broadcast room reach a small peak again.

Big peaches and various small gifts filled the screen crazily.

“In these 5 minutes, it’s much more fun than the Magic Century Theme Park next door, which costs less!”

"Young Master Hua just went on a water world slide at the Magic Century Theme Park. I queued for 2 points and came down within a minute of going up. It was boring."

"No,"

"I started broadcasting at 6 o'clock in the morning and saw that now, Huadu has played a total of 3 projects in the Magic Century Theme Park, but Xiaoxiao has played 2 in a blink of an eye."

"I just came from Huashao's main line,"

"The slide decoration is really beautiful, and the interior of the building is also beautifully decorated. It feels like walking into a dreamy water world, and it feels like watching an AR movie."

"But if we're talking purely about fun, I think the amusement park at the Lion Lake Castle Hotel is more fun."

The audience in the live broadcast room here are talking,

On the other side, an employee came up enthusiastically and presented a blue star and moon card.

"Mr. Wizard, congratulations on successfully challenging the 'Magician's Pocket Watch' project and obtaining Wickam's magic weapon pocket watch."

Xiaoxiao took the card with trembling fingers and glanced at it.

The card surface has the same matte texture, and the stars and moon are also pressed with glitter powder, which sparkle under the sunlight.

It was just replaced with a golden pocket watch in the center of the card.

"Mr. Wizard, I wish you a pleasant trip."

The staff at the amusement park are enthusiastic and positive in cheering up Xiaoxiao.

"Thank you." Xiaoxiao said weakly.

Now his legs are extremely weak and his heart is beating fast.

The big pocket watch project just now really scared him, and he had to slow down before he could play the next project.

"Sir, this is the hot milk tea our playground provides you for free. Drinking something sweet will make you feel better."

The employee handed over a cup of blue-packaged milk tea.

"Ah?! Thank you, thank you so much!"

Xiaoxiao quickly took the milk tea with both hands,

The whole day he came here, it seemed that apart from the money he spent on booking a room and eating at the Cow and Sheep Hall, the hotel had been giving him various things.

Give away robes, give away clothes, give away experience rights, give away companions...and now also give away milk tea!

Although his shame made him not want to take advantage of the hotel any more,

But there is really no way!

Every time the hotel appears when I need the most help, consideration and care.

The things he sent out were exactly what he needed most at this stage.

He couldn't refuse at all.

"Brothers, peach people don't lie to peach people, this milk tea is really great! Good! Drink!!!"

Xiaoxiao took a sip of milk tea and her eyes lit up!

"I don't know if you have ever made milk tea at home."

"This milk tea is really smooth and rich, with just the right amount of sweetness. After you take a sip, you can really taste the aroma of tea and milk intertwining in your lips and teeth."

"Everything you can think of to describe milk tea, this one has it all!"

"Such a big cup of milk tea was given to me for free, can you believe it?!"

Smiling and drinking, he frantically provided comfort to the audience in the live broadcast room.

"I believe it...why don't I believe it!"

"Even if Lion Lake Castle gives you a horse, I will believe it."

"It really opened my eyes. Usually when I go out and stay in a hotel, I spend all kinds of money, but here it's nice, I can give you various gifts."

"Is the hotel industry so involved now? Won't giving away things like this make you bankrupt?"

"Calm down upstairs!"

"The average room fee for this night is more than 5,000 yuan. Don't you deserve these services?"

"It's worth it. The key is that in many places where I live, even though I paid all the money, they still don't serve me like this!"

"Wait a minute, are the two anchors connected?"

In the surprise of everyone in the live broadcast room, they saw that the original split-screen picture was somehow switched to the Huadu page.

The two people appeared together in the live broadcast room through a video connection.

As soon as the line was connected, Huadu's unpretentious exclamation came out:

"Damn it! Why did you do this?"

At this time, Xiaoxiao's lips were a little white, and she looked like she had suffered some major hardship in life.

"Damn, you're better than that!" Xiaoxiao cursed angrily.

In the camera, Huadu also looked tired and sweaty.

After queuing all morning, people in Huadu are almost exhausted.

He raised the paper cup in his hand and took a sip, looking like he didn't have the energy to curse:

"A cup of Cream Ice Coke costs 43 yuan, can you believe it?"

"You said that if he poured it for me from that kind of wooden barrel, I would still be able to accept the price. Or if you give me a better-looking cup, I would accept it."

"It's just a broken paper cup, and it's a Coke from the kind of drink machine you see in the market. It cost me 43... rub it!"

Good guy!

Xiaoxiao said in surprise: "Cream Ice Coke, I have never heard of such a weird drink in my life."

Huadu said feebly: "I would like to buy something else, but I really can't wait in line. There are only a few people here."

"By the way, why don't you go play?"

Smile: "Oh, my legs are weak."

Huadu: "Oh, me too."

Xiaoxiao: "Oh, I was scared because of the game project."

Huadu: "Oh, I'm arranging game projects."

Audience in the live broadcast room: "..."