I Killed the Heroine in the Game

03 : I live a hard life today. As usual

ㅡLet’s talk about the results first. Saetani, the A-class slander demon, was exorcised by exorcists, and I survived.

When I was taken away by Saetani, I thought, ah, they were going after them like this.

It’s funny that Saetani took me to his territory, so I was able to survive the wounds on my stomach.

What do you say? Did you say he was able to survive because he was dragged there and put in a state of suspended animation?

Anyway, when I came to my senses, I was in a hospital room.

I thought that if I opened my eyes, I would die and fight, but I was in the hospital room after passing the middle course.

I thought I’d searched again and returned to this damn hospital again, so I opened the window right away and tried to free my soul.

Fortunately, I noticed that my legs were fine and my vision was the same as before, so I was able to avoid hasty judgments.

That’s it. I couldn’t help but wonder.

What were the exorcists doing that made Saetani appear in front of me again?

“I was out of luck.”

“Can’t you see my face? Elderly. This face is the face of a person who is bewildered.”

Dog sh*t told her grandmother to take a good look at my face, but her grandmother didn’t hear her as if she couldn’t hear her because of her age.

I wonder if he’s the one who needs to be examined instead of visiting the hospital room. What can I do? He says he has no desire to be treated.

I clicked my tongue. Dog Dung grumbled that the old man was bothered by Saetani’s sudden action.

“I thought I could make you a Buddha after seeing that the student you were with revived its consciousness and even released the children who had been taken away, but-“

The new Tani, who regained her consciousness, released her other children, and suddenly chased after me, who was still inside her barrier, she said.

The sudden change in behavior of the new Tani, who acted as if she would disappear after releasing all her grievances, was a little surprising.

The exorcists who were watching the scene attacked her new Tani with all their might, saying that they knew it would be like that.

Although I was caught in Satani’s realm.

It is said that she was able to exorcise easily because Saetani remained outside her realm.

But it’s annoying to do that after I’m arrested.

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Damn the exorcist.

Of course let’s not let the dog poop in front of her eyes this grandma put in her f*cking exorcist.

Suddenly, the old man can’t fight! I didn’t think of anything like that. I rolled my eyes and looked at the corner of the hospital room.

The TV in the corner was showing scenes from the scene while happily announcing the news of the successful extermination of the possessed body without casualties.

While the possessed body is generated, the surrounding evil spirits rampage, and Saetani sprinkles something like pitch-black darkness.

There is a scene where the dog poop in front of her eyes is a scene where the old woman is tearing and kiIIing her demons alone with her bare hands without a weapon.

Because if this person didn’t work, I’d become a playful guy too.

No, actually, it’s scary to ask what I’m doing while being attacked by the world’s strongest exorcist or slanderer.

Honestly, didn’t you just want me to tell you the prophecy you saw? When I say that, I have nothing to say.

Since I am accustomed to the resentment of the powerless, I quietly kept my mouth shut.

In the TV video now, the dog poop kicks the head of an evil spirit that is over 6 meters tall by itself and shows the magic of disappearing her neck, all the more.

“Originally, a possessed body is something beyond the frame of an evil spirit, so predicting its behavior itself is stupid.”

“In addition, I have never seen a story about finding the opposite s*x for a possessed body that has already become an evil spirit. This thing just happened to be very strange. Isn’t it?”

“So you compensate for the damage?”

“hahahaha. I don’t hate those who make sure to take care of their own rice bowls.”

The scary thing is the scary thing. You have to get what you get.

I turned my words round and round, thinking that I was just trying to get rid of the damage compensation for this incident.

A cannon bankbook with a note with a number that looks like a password attached to it.

The money written in the bankbook was said to contain about 50 million won.

Seeing that, I felt the corner of my mouth go up on its own, but I was also curious.

There was more money coming in than I expected. No, it’s not worth the price of life.

The cubs in suits who threw money at her aunt, telling her not to tell her when her friend died, were condescending and swearing with less money.

Those assholes are real.

“I put in the compensation for the damage and the cost of keeping my mouth shut about this incident. I want you to forget that you were in danger because of our mistake. And up-side with the academy. The exorcism club will later formally give you a plaque of appreciation as well as an honorarium, so you should officially receive it at that time.”

Grandma dog poo said that it would be paid later.

I felt. Conversely, I realized that

This isn’t something high-ranking people in suits put in. It shouldn’t stay like this.

I continued to think for a while and rolled my eyes.

Seeing me like that, Grandma Gae Dung said with a weak voice.

“- But don’t you think it’s really amazing? It’s strange that Amyeong-won, the most terrible of the non-radiationists, was aiming for you. As soon as the possessed body regains its sanity as a human, it goes to catch you.”

“I cursed you only a few hours ago. And it takes a week for him to take the kids.”

“It doesn’t make sense that the curse doesn’t follow the rules, since I went to catch you led by the curse. Besides- all the slanderers who attacked you were torn to death.”

Dog poop listened to her grandmother and said she was definitely weird. Although I know that finding reason in the actions of evil spirits is unnecessary bullsh*t.

If you listen to the words, the new Tani was comforted by the main character in a state where she regained her intelligence as a human being, just like in the original story, and was on the verge of becoming a Buddha, but she dared to kidnap me.

So, it means there is a reason- what is the reason?

“You know what? There aren’t many cases in which the cancer farms work as a group. There isn’t much movement in the first place. Unless there is a word from the spirit that they follow, or it is taken as a hindrance by them.”

“…… And another story, the parents of the possessed body. The two of them are listed as exorcists, so they’re the ones in the shelter? I’m sure it was found on the torn corpse, with a shawl and a diary confessing what kind of sh*t they did.”

“Don’t you want to be amazed at what a coincidence is? How come In the world, strange things happen one after another. Yes?”

“That’s right.”

To be honest, I don’t think the expression coincidence is correct. You’re right in saying that I was f*cking lucky.

When Saetani was a human, the parents were not simply scum who abused children, but in fact were lousy scum who believed in the death penalty.

People who have lost their minds to pseudoscience are abusing their children? It must have been terrible.

If it were me, as a person who lived before becoming a possessed body, I would have put a knife on those humans at least once.

Sadly, Saetani could only achieve that dream after becoming a possessed body.

It is too absurd to lose one’s reason and run amok, getting caught up in enemies and dying, rather than taking revenge with one’s grudge while maintaining one’s reason properly.

That’s why Saetani chose to give the mace of justice to the idiots rather than attain Buddhahood as soon as he regained his sanity.

In the process, I only survived. I think so.

The fact that I went to the realm and survived was probably because Saetani, who saw me being beaten by slanderers, took pity on me and saved me.

Although there are quite a few differences from the original story. Aren’t all ice waters like that?

Not a lot, but having seen quite a few web novels, I thought this situation wasn’t too bad.

Saetani must have been satisfied and attained Buddhahood after cleaning out the trash related to her parents herself.

And if you look at it, why did you keep the non-radiators alive in the original story?

Originally, in the story of the game my younger brother was playing, he ran away after messing around with the barrier, so he had no one to take his grudge against, so he reached Buddhahood without hesitation.

In this world, there are people wearing scarves that look like crap near me attacking me, so did I choose revenge before attaining Buddhahood?

Um- I don’t know. It’s an area of speculation anyway. I’m especially rat poison at things like guessing and reasoning.

I secretly read a few mystery novels while working part-time selling books at a used bookstore.

Nara is always wrong when humans infer the culprit or predict the circumstances of an incident. Getting it right once or twice out of 10 was a miracle.

When I try to guess the culprit while reading a book with my younger brother, my guess is so bad that my younger brother asks the opposite question why he seems to be the culprit.

…… I f*cking miss those days.

I was about to shed some tears from longing, but I wiped them away by stopping my thoughts.

Anyway, Saetani was exorcised. The parents who created Satani are already dead people, even if it turns out that the human beings are dog trash who believe in the death penalty.

The dead don’t talk anymore. Even if it was just a coincidence that I survived, I survived because of Saetani.

In addition, there are many things I learned and gained through this incident.

Once, one. I knew how to use the taboo. My spiritual power rose and the feeling of something swelling inside me was still vivid.

I even thought that I might be able to deal with even an A-class demon if I used the ban.

And secondly, I also experienced how to fight people.

It’s not just an evil spirit that attacks you, it’s a way to deal with people.

The experience of being able to think, finding my weaknesses, and dealing with people who relentlessly pursue them will be of great help in living in this world. Exactly, it will help you make money.

They aren’t the only non-radiators. If you chase evil spirits to earn money in the future, there is a high possibility that you will meet someone who is not slandered, so this experience was a real benefit.

Finally, the third. It’s money. Since I received 50 million won, I can go to see my aunt without any hesitation.

Even Saetani said that he kiIIed all the slanderers, so the fact that I kiIIed Young-hyeong became a fact that only the main character and Nokla knew.

It doesn’t matter if Nokla doesn’t believe it. Through this incident, I also achieved the purpose of profiting from the quest window.

– Uh. Did you see any benefit from this? I thought it was okay to have a hole in my stomach.

I felt her gratitude to Tani all over again.

The new Tani did a good job until the end, but it’s no big deal for her to just pray for her soul. I closed my eyes and silently wished Saetani peace.

She opened her eyes again and her dog poop looked at her grandmother, her grandmother pouting her face with her face full of displeasure, pursed her lips as if she had eaten her sour candy. I was watching.

…… What else is this grandmother so dissatisfied with? I sighed through her nose and raised my eyebrows. Grandma Gae-ddong smiled and said.

“…… Although I like a smart earl. I mean, I don’t like Earl with a face like that.”

Suddenly, a person’s face is bad?

I distorted my face. Honestly, the crisis turned into a blessing in disguise, but it was beneficial.

Strictly speaking, isn’t it just me getting a hole in my stomach because I couldn’t keep the word that I would protect me?

To judge one’s face in front of someone who was injured because he didn’t do his job properly. Due to my personality, I would have raised my finger to say f*ck it.

I politely smiled and said with the power of respect for the elderly that is contained in the DNA of Koreans.

“Don’t worry. Grandma. I don’t like her grandma-style face either.”

“What?! How is my face! If I’m on the road! Uh! Even young ones blush! When I was little, I mean! Uh! Rumors spread that I was pretty even across the village!”

Across the village. The words that seemed unbearable to the people of the Joseon Dynasty were passed through one ear.

While thinking about what to do now, I looked at the surrounding hospital rooms.

Single room. The interior looks pretty expensive.

I pouted her lips as the dog poop told her grandmother.

“More than that. I have my clothes at Ms. Nokla’s house. Could you bring me some before you do anything weird with it?”

“…..Yes, I’ll bring it to you. I thought it was dangerous from the moment my face turned red when I saw the gore of that crazy b*tch.”

Grandma Gaddong gave a bleak smile as she turned around behind her, but that was only for a moment.

Grandma Dog Poop is about to leave the door. She stood and looked straight at me, she said.

“It’s fortunate that I’m alive. I’m sorry I couldn’t do anything. This is a non-trivial concern for the old man, so whether you remember it or not, it’s up to you. If possible, don’t get involved with the people of the Exorcism Office.”

“They like kids who don’t want to go to the academy. Whatever they say, you can just ignore it. So- I want to be healthy wherever I go. Eat well. People live, after all, try to live by eating. Isn’t it?”

She said that and left the hospital room.

It seemed like he already knew what I was thinking.

It didn’t matter. My stomach still hurts a bit, but a plaque of appreciation. Exorcist. Government official. As long as these words stick together, nothing good will happen to me.

It was clear when I remembered the sh*t she said to her aunt. This cannon passbook is not a government reward, but dog poop. It must have been prepared by her grandmother for her own personal expenses.

I remembered the words of her brother, who explained that dog poop is that her grandmother earns a lot of money, but she doesn’t have enough money to help people suffering from evil spirits.

After she said that, she drew a picture that he didn’t even draw if he didn’t have time, and that’s dog poop to her grandmother and some goblin-like kids—okay, let’s forget it.

I looked at my bankbook again. From the moment I woke up in the hospital room, I decided to forget the grudge against the exorcists and the dog dung.

This is enough to compensate for mistakes, not malice.

Thought so, I took off the patient’s uniform and took out clothes from my bank account and put them on.

The moment I opened the window, dressed in light brown short sleeves and black shorts, I opened the window to throw myself outside.

[ Normal Quest ]

＜ With your advice, the ‘A-class slander evil spirit Saetani’ was easily eradicated. ＞

＜ This is a chance for you to be recognized and benefit greatly. Rest well until you fully recover. ＞

＜ Reward ㅡ 20 million won and fame ＞

[ Do you want to accept? Y/N]

Yes, this chew. I thought it was time to come soon.

I simply ignored the window and threw myself out the window.

As if telling me not to do that, the quest window resurfaced and blocked my view.

But it’s not a big problem for me that it obstructs my vision.

When I was young, my face was so swollen from being beaten so badly that I couldn’t see it, but I lived well.

It was so much fun to show off that things didn’t work out the way I had hoped.

Because he doesn’t even seem funny. I wonder if I will ever listen to you bastard.

Coming this far, it would have been nice if this quest window was human. If you see him rolling around in anger, his stress, hyperlipidemia, blood pressure, and fatigue will all go down.

I smiled and jumped through the window of the hospital room.

Then, all I have to do now is—yes, I just need to go see the lady.

I felt the corner of my mouth sinking by itself and stared blankly at the clear summer sky.