I live in a desert island property

The inferiority of this species is much higher than that of humans. In other words, they make no secret of their desires!

"At the age when you are about to die at any time, you are still making trouble there." Lao Zhang really didn't know what to say, but he was not the father of a monkey, so he was too lazy to meddle in other people's business, "Shi Mama, you used to talk to me That Monkey King, let's talk."

Shimama yelled "quack quack" and rolled onto the monkey "Maomao".

The Monkey King was taken aback, he didn't know what the black stone was, it was beating his chest frantically, as if to show his strength?

However, seeing "Maomao" excitedly introduced these strange creatures, he was relieved.

Countless monkeys were pointing at their group, and Lao Zhang felt that he was an animal locked in a zoo, being appreciated by the public, mixed with ghostly animal sounds such as "rhinoceros" and "Baga".

"Fuck, is this the rehearsal of returning to human society? Why does it feel like being treated like a monkey!"

Rao Zhang's face was as thick as a steel plate, but he was pierced by the eyes of tens of thousands of monkeys (including female monkeys). His face was as hot as a red balloon.

Both Xiaobai and Brother Hao were overwhelmed by the crowd of primitive monkeys, hiding in the room and not daring to come out.

"When we return to human society in the future, we must hide a little bit, otherwise, we will die on the spot in the eyes of all the people!"

Zhang Ming found an open space, gently lowered his wooden boat, and threw out the corpses of the bugs on board.

With a "bang", the bug fell to the ground.

Naturally, the corpse underwent simple treatment, the internal organs and the like were removed, and it was exposed to the sun for a long time.

Otherwise, after the journey all the way, it would have been smelly.

Seeing the appearance of the monster, countless monkeys onlookers exclaimed.

This time the monkey "maomao" got excited, and pointed at the bug and screamed "cheeping" with even more complacency on his face.

More and more onlookers watched the monkeys, yelling and touching the bugs twice.

This miraculous species has great differences among individuals. The smaller monkeys are only more than one meter tall and weigh thirty to fifty kilograms, just like a kindergarten child.

The bigger monkey is two meters tall and weighs several hundred pounds. For example, the one wearing a grass skirt and holding a cane may be a monkey king or some other profession. The surrounding monkeys obviously respect him.

There are also some "elder monkeys", holding a slate, quietly recording something on the side, maybe recording history or something else?

Because there are forks at the back of their tails, like three fingers, Zhang Ming named this magical intelligent species "three-tailed monkey".

The monkey king with the walking stick stepped forward, carefully inspected the corpse of the big bug, and called out loudly: "\u0026% (quiet)!"

A group of monkeys suddenly stopped making noise, and each of them looked focused, their eyes bloodshot, as if a big bug would suddenly jump violently.

After a long time, the Monkey King announced in a high voice that this is indeed brand new knowledge! They gain new knowledge!

Suddenly, the canyon turned into a sea of ​​joy.

The biggest hero, the three-tailed monkey "Maomao" is surrounded by a large number of clansmen, enjoying the supreme glory.

That monkey face couldn't stop laughing at all, which made Zhang Ming terrified, worried that this guy would die suddenly: "Hey, buddy, you are an old monkey, wake up, don't die tonight!"

But it's not surprising to think about it carefully. Only such a glorious tradition can motivate this population to give up survival resources and go to distant places to explore "new knowledge" when they are old and frail.

Although their so-called "new knowledge" often does not make much sense.

"Shimama, can you let them find a quiet place for us to rest. We have been carrying the sailboat for so long, and we just want to lie down for a day. There are so many monkeys watching, it's really too much!"

Shi Mama quickly rolled onto the three-tailed monkey's buttocks, shaking violently.

"Maomao" was still surrounded by flowers, but somehow felt that something was messing with his ass.

Don't think it must be a female monkey. Now that it has obtained inexhaustible mating rights, the monkey face still can't stop smiling.

As a result, the intensity of the vibration continued to increase, and a very strange voice was faintly recited: "I am the Monkey King, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Sun Wukong!!"

"Maomao" suddenly realized that the omnipotent Master Shimama was stuck to his buttocks. Recalling the scene of being tortured along the way, he broke out in a cold sweat and respected Shimama. Even the surrounding Monkey King and elders took a high look at this strange stone.

Witnessing this scene, Zhang Ming suddenly felt that Shi Mama had a way of teaching and educating people.

Why does Lao Zhang, who is so strong, not have such authority?

Soon, after friendly exchanges between the two parties, "unknown creature suspected to be a bug" - Zhang Ming got a very good place to live.

Even though the Monkey King's eyes were shining with curiosity, this guy is not a worm after all, right? Maybe a close relative of the monkey?

But the clan elder "Maomao" said that it was a bug, that is a bug!

Zhang Ming let out a sigh of relief, and moved his sailboat to the open space.

Occasionally listening to the calls of monkeys and bugs around him, smelling the fragrance of the soil and the smell of green grass, he suddenly felt that this kind of life is not bad. There is a trace of loneliness, but there is no so-called bewilderment. There are so many goals, even if the goals are far away.

Tired travelers will stop one day and choose their own habitat. This is a temporary resting place and will not stay for long. Zhang Ming walked mechanically, stepped onto the sailing boat, and found a stool to sit on. Brother Hao, who had recovered from hypothermia, slowly walked over and lay at Zhang Ming's feet, yawning lazily.

The relics of human civilization are slowly aging and lost. Brother Hao is one of the relics of human beings, and it is also slowly aging.

Compared with human beings, the three-tailed monkey civilization is even worse.

Leaving aside issues such as the unification of the world, the three-tailed monkeys haven't even smoothed out their written language yet, and even smelting bronze is a bit strenuous.

However, the life of this race is indeed more simple and less intriguing than that of human beings.

"Is it really a good thing to bring them a more civilized life?"

"The more prosperous the civilization, the more materialistic it is. And the life of the monkeys is really free and happy."

Zhang Ming doesn't know the answer to this question, or the theorem of the world is like this: what you gain, what you lose.

The open space is quite large, the ground is hard rock and there are no trees.

To the west of the sailboat, there is also a large pit, a gurgling stream passes by, and the pit is naturally filled with water.

Zhang Ming twitched his nose, jumped off the sailboat, felt the temperature with his fingers, and found that the water temperature was exactly 40 degrees!

"Natural hot springs! Good guy, these monkeys really know how to enjoy it." Lao Zhang yelled with a smile on his face, "Brother Hao, Xiaobai, come and soak in the hot springs too!"

"Shimama... Where's Shimama?"

Monkeys cheered everywhere in the distance, and there was an old but extremely excited voice "I am Monkey King Monkey King"!

Shimama should have a friendly exchange with the monkeys.

Zhang Ming didn't bother to take care of it, so he took Brother Hao and Xiao Bai to soak in the hot spring leisurely.

Close your eyes, just relax, today may be the most relaxed day in ten years.

I don't even bother to listen to the radio, what earth, what civilization, what demons, what cultivation, all thrown out of the sky! !

He just enjoys the warmth from the world of monkeys and from the earth.

Before I knew it, I fell asleep in the hot spring!

I opened my eyes early in the morning, the sun was rising, how long did I sleep for? Zhang Ming yawned, stretched his waist, and soaked in the hot spring all night, his skin turned pale.

Suddenly, I found a large group of monkeys standing next to the hot spring, pointing at me, and all kinds of sharp calls and laughter kept coming.

The leader is Shimama!

The black stone was proud of himself, and he was in trouble with the tall monkey king!

"I'm the great grandson of Monkey King..." the Monkey King yelled triumphantly, holding a stick in his hand.

As a result, I forgot the words halfway through the speech. After all, human language is more difficult to pronounce than monkey language.

"Monkey King!" Shi Mama added.

"Monkey King! Rhino!"

"Shimama has already controlled the Monkey King, right? Now I am the Monkey King?"

"That so-and-so, return the clothes to me!" Zhang Ming always felt that something was wrong, and a drop of water popped out from his fingers, and knocked the monkey who snatched the clothes to the ground.

When he stood up from the water and wanted to change his clothes, the monkeys laughed louder, and more monkeys pointed at him.

Shi Mama couldn't wait to read the spiritual language again, so that Zhang Ming could understand what the monkeys were discussing.

(Zhi Zhi Zhi, look at that guy's tail is so strange, it actually grows in front!)

(Squeak, squeak, what a monkey, this guy has only this little hair, and his whole body is bald.)

(Hey, that spear is so beautiful, watch me steal it!)

The little monkey jumped down from the tree with a "whoosh" and rushed towards the ice spear!

As a result, it grinned and carried it for a long time, and the spear did not move at all. This is a miracle in the sky. It weighs two hundred catties. How can a little monkey move it?

"Go! Go! Go."

The veins on Zhang Ming's forehead popped up, and he couldn't help but curse loudly: "Damn, why am I like a monkey locked in a zoo!"

He got up from the pool, put on his clothes, and tied the ice spear to his back.

Finding this strange and powerful creature a little angry, the monkeys looked resentful, pretended nothing happened, and left directly.

Of course, the few big monkeys headed by the Monkey King still attach great importance to Lao Zhang. It can only be said that the scene of him carrying the boat here last night was too shocking to the monkeys... Well, those monkeys also tried Wanting to lift the sailboat, the final result is naturally - after lifting it for a long time, the sailboat does not move at all.