I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

At the moment when "Joker" appeared.

Noisy Gotham, there was a moment of silence!

It is estimated that there is no one in Gotham who does not know the existence of "Joker".

That was the lunatic who brought fear to Gotham City in the posture of the king of darkness twenty years ago.

And he is a very popular lunatic.

"Joker!"

"How could it be him!"

"That lunatic?"

"Didn't he die with Batman twenty years ago?"

"and many more!"

The voices from all over Gotham City gathered together and almost overturned the clouds in the sky.

James Gordon Jr. had just finished searching the clock tower, standing under it, wondering where the riddle gentleman had gone, he happened to witness the scene of "The Return of the Clown".

In an instant, his face changed drastically.

impossible!

The clown... is dead!

That year, the old Gordon witnessed the body of the clown with his own eyes!

impossible!

impossible!

impossible!

He screamed frantically in his heart.

But the clown phantom in the sky, that crazy posture, is exactly the same as the clown back then!

Although James Gordon Jr. was young twenty years ago, his father, the old Gordon, still preserves precious video data.

Batman once violently "interrogated" the Joker in the Gotham Police Department.

In different places in Gotham City.

Burnley District.

Everyone's attention is attracted by the images in the sky.

Zhu Yuner hid in the dark.

Look up at the sky.

Although others did not recognize it, Zhu Yuner had heard Pan Zhengyi's laughter in the Arkham Nursing Home, and recognized Pan Zhengyi at a glance.

"What the **** is that guy doing?"

Su Xiaosu silently kicked a wall to pieces, also looking at the influence in the sky, thoughtfully.

At this moment, Zhu Yun'er turned her head and smiled at Su Xiaosu: "Thank you, Sister Su Su, if you didn't save me, I might have died long ago."

Thinking of the scene of gunfire on the street during the day, she still can't help feeling a little distracted and lingering when she thinks about it now.

fortunately--

"Huh, but because of that, I finally understand..."

Zhu Yuner suddenly smiled coldly, she looked at her.

Originally, she was severely injured, with bullet holes all over her body.

But now, all her injuries have healed, even the bullet holes on her skin have recovered as before, and her skin is fair and smooth, without leaving a single scar.

Naturally, the health value has also been restored to its full value.

Su Xiaosu's combat effectiveness is indeed terrifying.

She was able to bring her a wounded person and rushed out of the rain of bullets.

This muscle... sure enough.

Zhu Yuner silently opened the "Criminal List" and took a look.

This look.

Make her pupils shrink slightly.

...

【Criminal List】

【Gotham Crime】54845/1000000 (5.48%)

【Yin】51723 (5.17%)

【Zhu Yuner】1120 (0.11%)

【Li Erpang】912 (0.09%)

【Su Xiaosu】840 (0.08%)

【Pan Zhengyi】250 (0.02%)

...

At first, Zhu Yuner thought that she had recovered from a serious injury, had lost too much blood, and was a little dizzy.

Could it be that the majority has a zero.

But take a closer look.

It turns out... not!

It's really more than fifty thousand guilt value!

Did that guy... violate the rule of the sky?

How can you accumulate so much guilt in a short period of time!

With a life deduction, this is equivalent to more than 5,000 lives.

Even if Zhu Yun'er were to cut the wheat piece by piece, he would have to kill for a long time.

What's more... the citizens of Gotham City are not as easy to kill as they thought.

Zhu Yuner has personally experienced this point.

Deeply touched.

"Wait, could it be said..."

Zhu Yun'er frowned.

Thought for a few minutes.

Suddenly, the frowned brows stretched out.

"Crime...not necessarily murder! He was one step ahead! Huh, would you commit a crime? Sister Susu, let's go! You can't lose to that guy! Don't forget, he helped Napan in the nursing home. Justice, grabbed our youth potion!"

Unexpectedly, Zhu Yun'er even remembered a little thing until now.

But it was originally Pan Zhengyi's pot, and Zhu Yuner put the pot on Yi Lin's head by the way.

Zhu Yuner's eyes flashed with an icy light without anger and prestige.

At that moment, she was walking on the road, with a bit of power like an emperor on tour.

In the Long Kingdom... no one can offend the Zhu family!

Not to mention just an unknown person!

...

...

"call--"

The fat man was holding a big bag of fragrant fried chicken drumsticks in one hand, and ran in the dark road.

He turned his head and glanced at Pan Zhengyi in the sky. Although shocked in his heart, he quickly calmed down.

"Isn't that right...who won't? But that guy is very lifelike...Fatty, I almost thought it was a clown reality show... Isn't this guy a veteran two thorn ape?"

The fat man ate a large bag of fried chicken legs like a jujube.

Li Erpang patted his bulging belly. He was full and fat, and finally felt a little safe.

The entire Gotham City fell into a brief bewilderment because of the return of "Joker".

Li Erpang finally escaped the hunt of a "good citizen" temporarily. Taking advantage of the darkness, he smashed the window of one of the houses with a palm, hid inside, and rested for a while.

Today, 70% to 80% of the citizens of Gotham City are outside.

Carrying guns and wandering around.

The old saying goes: The most dangerous place is the safest place.

Now the fat man was out of sight of the citizens and hid in the house, but instead won a chance to breathe.

Li Erpang rested for a while.

Then he opened the "crime list" and took a look.

His eyes narrowed in an instant.

Although it can't be seen from the surface, his eyes are indeed slightly widened.

a little bit.

Squinting is a family inheritance, and he is also helpless.

He suddenly remembered the reminder he had received after robbing the old-fashioned fast-food restaurant.

"In other words, besides robbery, are there other ways to accumulate guilt more quickly?"

Thinking of this, Li Erpang gritted his teeth and sent a message to Yi Lin.

But it was automatically replied: The apostle is busy, please do not disturb!

"Fuck!"

Li Erpang has no culture, so he can only shout a **** to show his mood.

Yi Lin is not very kind!

It's a good team!

Let's fly together!

Just leave the fat man secretly in the park and ignore it.

Anyhow, send a message!

It is agreed that we will get to Baitou, but you quietly baked the oil!

but.

Li Erpang just complained both in his mouth and in his heart.

After several trials in the world, he was not so naive even at this level.

Yi Lin was able to distribute him a "youth potion" in the nursing home, which made Li Erpang feel that there were still good people among the apostles.

After all, in the mission, the apostle relationship is complicated.

Even if it is a team task, there is a secretly competitive relationship.

No one will admit defeat.

It's time to burn incense without going to death.

No one wants to get a higher clearance evaluation.

"Heh heh heh... in that case..."

Li Erpang quietly made up his mind.

...

at the same time.

The sky of Gotham City.

The "Joker" was still laughing wildly.

Laugh frantically.

"Jie Jie Jie Jie--"

Laughter has no meaning.

There are no lines either.

But it was this crazy laugh that seemed to cast a shadow over Gotham City.

No one knows.

at the same time.

Top floor of Wayne Building.

Wayne Building is the most famous landmark in Gotham City.

It is also the tallest building.

In fact, with today's technological level, Gotham City is not unable to build taller and more spectacular buildings than the "Wayne Building".

But not dare.

Because, as everyone knows, Bruce Wayne is the richest in Gotham City.

No one dared to try the supreme power of money.

The room on the top floor of the Wayne Building has transparent glass on three sides.

In the room, there is a spacious round bed.

An old man with gray hair but an erect back suddenly opened his eyes and sat up from the bed.

Beside the old man, there was a young woman with a hot body, who was entangled in the old man like an octopus.

The moment the old man sat up, the woman's expression became flushed in the dark, she got under the quilt and wriggled silently.

The old man looked out the window.

I don't know if it is a coincidence.

The huge "clown" phantom suddenly turned his head.

As if through the transparent glass on the top floor of the Wayne Building, after the hideous clown painted, a pair of chaotic eyes stared at the white-haired old man on the bed.

"Mmm..."

A strange sound came from under the quilt.

The girl called out the old man's name vaguely.

"Bruce...Bruce..."

Bruce Wayne.

his name.

The corner of Bruce Wayne's mouth curled slightly.

I don't know what it means.

"Duang!"

suddenly!

There was a sudden Q bomb from the Gotham city radio.

It looked like something was smashed.

Zi Zi Zi-

The "Joker" phantom in the sky suddenly became distorted and blurred.

"Quick! That's the pervert!"

"Dare to rob GBC Broadcasting Company?"

"Hastily, kill him!"

"Looking for shit—"

Suddenly--

There were continuous gunfire.

The figure of "Joker" was in the sky...

Outside the broadcast.

The whole Gotham City fell into a strange and dead silence again.

Bruce Wayne: "..."

Gotham: "..."

Li Erpang: "..."

Gordon and his son: "..."

Dr. Jack: "..."

Zhu Yuner and Su Xiaosu: "..."

Yi Lin: "Hehe, it really is that guy's style."

...

...

Gotham City.

late at night.

Tonight is like a celebration.

Everyone is destined to stay awake at night.

"Don't pay attention to that ‘clown’."

James Gordon Jr. sneered coldly.

He still kept the teaser letter of the riddle gentleman.

If the first two sentences are lies, then the next few sentences may be the information that foreshadows the time and place of the real crime.

[I will divide the world into two, and will meet the bell of midnight, and walk towards the first light of Gotham. A half-man, half-animal **** descends, and I will twist off the horned head of the god, and use it to carry Gotham's second firework and ignite the torrent from winter to summer. 】

Signed——

[The hot "Riddle Gentleman", Edward Rin, sincerely]

"What exactly does that mean?"

James Gordon Jr. felt a sneer in his forehead.

Not just behind the head.

It should be too much thinking, which touched the wound in the back of the head.

Little James Gordon always felt that the tone of the riddle gentleman in this riddle was a little weird.

But for a while, he couldn't tell what was wrong.

It's always a little strange.

He found that the young riddle gentleman was different from the riddler twenty years ago.

If the riddler of twenty years ago is wise but crazy.

Then the riddle gentleman gave him the feeling that he was indeed extremely calm, and sensible, as if everything were in his chest.

In comparison, the riddle gentleman is more difficult to deal with than the riddler.

In the best-selling book "The Legend of the Riddler", several incidents in which Batman defeated the Riddler are recorded.

In addition to Batman's wisdom, Riddler has several failures, all because of Batman's aggressiveness.

Under the anger, the flaws were revealed.

The weakness of the riddler is obvious... he can't despise his wisdom.

Although the riddler 20 years ago was terrifying, he was also a routine opponent.

In "Batman Legend", a lot of experience in dealing with the riddler is also summed up.

But James Gordon Jr. discovered that the experience of dealing with the riddler could not be applied to the "riddle gentleman."

Little James Gordon glanced at his watch silently.

the time is……

【23:35】.

and many more!

Midnight is coming!

Sheriff Gordon, who frantically searched for the riddle gentleman in Gotham City, unknowingly spent so much time.

The fat man and the other two weird female criminals had already been left behind by Sheriff Gordon at this moment.

Fake clown?

I don't even care about it at all.

He was full of **** puzzles at the moment.

And the riddle gentleman who behaves gracefully but terribly.

"Time is running out."

Little James Gordon suddenly gritted his teeth and dialed a number on his cell phone.

Soon, the call was connected.

There was silence on the other end of the phone.

But James Gordon Jr. called out--

"dad!"

...

...

【23:40】

Top floor of Wayne Building.

It's still that room.

The bathroom light is on.

The translucent glass reveals a beautiful back, and the flesh is hidden.

Bruce Wayne shook the wine glass gracefully, tasting the expensive wine in the glass with contentment.

The night is so beautiful, no matter how dangerous it is, there are always people who stay up late with dark eyes.

But it's actually not very expensive.

Lafite in 1869 is nothing more than.

Hmm... In fact, the taste is just average.

It's just that Bruce couldn't find a better wine.

There is no choice but to do it.

Bruce Wayne decided to drink half of it and use the remaining half to rinse his mouth.

It can't be wasted.

At this moment, the phone vibrated silently on the round bedside table.

Bruce Wayne has never used cell phone ringtones in his life, and they are all vibrating.

There is no special reason, I am used to it.

A bat pattern flashed by on the phone screen.

Bruce frowned slightly.

He glanced back at the direction of the bathroom.

The girl inside is still humming, um, ah, pretty sweet.

Bruce walked silently to the floor bed, overlooking the chaotic city of Gotham, and answered the phone.

"Old boy."

Bruce couldn't help but smile when he answered the phone.

In Gotham, this number will be used to contact him, only that one person.

"Trouble? You know, I have been retired for a long time. Gotham now does not need a masked rider flying in the dark."

Bruce laughed mockingly, and made a joke by the way.

"Wait, Riddle? Is it the Riddler? Wait...what did you say? The Riddler gentleman? Very young?"

Bruce Wayne's cloudy eyes lit up slightly.

"interesting……"

...

...

"Damn it!"

James Gordon Jr. hung up the phone with a gloomy expression.

"Sir, what's the matter?"

"It's the Appalo Highway! The **** ‘Riddler Gentleman’ is going to blow up the Appalo Highway at 00:22!”

The surrounding police officers of Gotham heard this with a dazed expression.

Although their IQs are not high, they are also involved in understanding the mystery with the mentality of "everyone gathers firewood and flames are high".

"No time to explain! Go! Get in the car!"

Without a word, James Gordon Jr. got into the police car, intending to smash the car himself.

"But sir, it takes at least an hour to get to the Appalo Expressway here, and we only have 40 minutes to go to 00:22! If there is a traffic jam—"

"From here to the Appalo Highway, all traffic is prohibited! Immediately! Let everyone move!"

"But sir, speeding is a crime..."

"We are using the fastest speed to eliminate criminals! This is not called speeding!"

James Gordon Jr. stepped on the accelerator, the tachometer instantly reached 5,000 rpm, the police car’s exhaust pipe sprayed out two columns of black smoke, and the police car rushed out while whistling.

Only then did other police officers react and drove to keep up.

James Gordon Jr. directly speeded up to 160 kilometers per hour.

This is not speeding.

When he was racing wildly, his father's words still echoed in his mind.

He originally just had the mentality of a try, asking for help with the previous Gotham Sheriff...James Gordon.

That is the old Gordon.

He is also the current Mayor of Gotham City.

Unexpectedly, within a few minutes, his dad actually solved the answer to the puzzle.

My dad really deserves to be my dad!

When he knew the answer, James Gordon Jr. suddenly realized that the answer to the original puzzle was so simple.

...

The first two sentences, [Dividing the world into two] and [The bell to midnight] actually refer to time.

Divide the 24 hours a day into two, starting from midnight, which is zero.

[First ray of light in Gotham], it can be regarded as a supplementary reminder of the previous two sentences.

And the following [A deity of half man and half beast descends] actually refers to the "Capricorn" in the twelve constellations.

Because in the legend, "Capricorn" is a **** with goat horns.

The corresponding date for Capricorn is from December 22 to January 19.

Corresponding to the moment is... after midnight, 00:22 to 01:19!

And the meaning of [I will twist off the head with horns of the god] becomes clear.

The crime time indicated by the riddle gentleman is-00:22!

[Second Fireworks] Alluding to the crime method that the riddle gentleman is about to use...explosion.

The same fate as the Gotham Police Department.

And the last sentence is what makes James Gordon feel weird.

To describe "Bitter Winter", the riddle gentleman used the word "Heavy", and in the final signature, the word "Hot" was used.

"Heavy" is mostly used to describe snow, but it is used by the riddle gentleman to describe winter. No wonder James Gordon Jr. finds this grammar a bit weird.

Feeling that "Riddle Gentleman" is not good at English, Ako.

original--

The riddle gentleman is not that English is bad, but something else!

"Heavy" has another meaning, which alludes to traffic jams.

The word "Hot", in addition to the meaning of "hot", is also often used to describe the "hot" body of a girl.

As for [Summer] and [Hot], people immediately think of a place!

That's... Miller Harbor Beach!

Putting the whole sentence together, it really refers to only one place, the most congested traffic flow through the sandy beach of Port Miller!

That is--

The Appalo Highway!

Why do you think so?

Because it is clearly written in "Gotham City Travel Guide"-

"Yo! Summer is here! Welcome to Gotham City, a city with simple folk customs! At Miller Harbor Beach, there are blue skies, white clouds, and hot bikini girls. Actions are not as good as actions, and actions are not as good as birds. What are you waiting for! Yo yo trouble Cech!"

That **** riddle gentleman is absolutely familiar with the tourism industry in Gotham City, asshole!

It's not summer now!

Could that **** guy have been to Gotham City in the summer to step on it?

By the way, watched the hot bikini hotties?

"but……"

The corner of James Gordon’s mouth evokes a confident sneer~www.wuxiaspot.com~ The riddle gentleman underestimated his car skills.

Forty minutes is enough for him to get to Port Miller!

He has seen the truth!

There is only one truth about the puzzle--

The Riddle Gentleman will detonate the Appalo Highway in Port Miller at 00:22.

That is a viaduct!

Chong Chong Chong!

James Gordon Jr. galloped like crazy.

Behind his police car, followed by a large number of convoys speeding like crazy.

Mighty!

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