I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

The latest website: [Captain Panel]

【Name】"Please enter"

[Banner] "Please enter"

【Prestige】530/1000

[Level] Shaky

[Skills] Captain’s Eyes

【Crew】Charlie

[Curse] "Bringing a woman on board will bring bad luck"

【Fleet】Queen

…

After opening the "Captain Panel", Yi Lin slowly played a question mark.

It was because there were so many things that Yi Lin felt weird for the first time.

first.

This new panel seems to be exclusive to this trial, and the format looks somewhat similar to the Apostle panel.

Secondly.

The "curse" column.

Can it be summarized as an attribute?

what is this?

Women in the whole world will be cursed as long as they get into the sea?

But why is there a special column?

Shouldn't it be stronger the more you are cursed, right?

Moreover, from the data on the panel, it is not like the "Apostle Panel" which visually lists attributes such as "strength", "agility", and "spirit" to judge the strength of the panel data.

"How is it a bit like a traditional strategy game panel?"

Behind the mask, Yi Lin looked strange.

"Enter your name first."

When Yi Lin subconsciously entered "Elizabeth Rin" into the "Name" column, a prompt box popped up unexpectedly.

[Note: Once entered, it cannot be changed, please confirm carefully. 】

[Note: Once entered, it cannot be changed, please confirm carefully. 】

[Note: Once entered, it cannot be changed, please confirm carefully. 】

[YES/NO? 】

"Oh?"

Yi Lin's heart moved and prompted three times, that is to say...this reminder is very important.

"NO."

Yi Lin looked down and thought for ten minutes.

He stroked the place he felt weird three times again.

"Oh, isn't it?"

ten minutes later.

Yi Lin laughed again.

No one noticed that Yi Lin's smile was a bit more intriguing.

enter-

"Skull Gentleman".

The warm little butler "Tower" intimately reminded it three times.

This time, Yi Lin clicked "YES" without hesitation.

The name was finally confirmed by Yi Lin.

He did not take the official title of "Riddleman Gentleman" because Yi Lin believed that this title was out of line with the tone of this world, so he changed it slightly.

Yi Lin has always been confident about his taste in naming.

Next is the banner.

According to the proprietress, the flag is a symbol of pirates and the glory of a whole ship of pirates who swear to guard.

Of course, no pirate really is.

After Yi Lin presses the enter key in the [Flag] column.

A blank panel appeared in front of Yi Lin.

"Draw a picture?"

Yi Lin suddenly felt a headache.

I remember that when I was in high school in my previous life, in a classic chat software, there was a function of drawing pictures and grabbing red envelopes. Yi Lin got the nickname of "soul painter".

If the flag is painted too handsomely, it will undoubtedly arouse the envy of countless pirates.

If the painting is too ugly, it must not be able to bring shock to other pirates who are observing the flag with binoculars in the distance.

—It's quite difficult.

Yi Lin's finger touched the whiteboard in a distance.

He suddenly discovered that the whiteboard was not operated with fingers, but the corresponding graphics could be imagined in his mind, and then projected on the whiteboard to form a "flag" sign.

Yi Lin silently clicked a thumbs up.

Then began to toss the flag.

…

"Hoooo~ Let's go sailing together~ Raise the flag~ Pull it~ Thieves and beggars~ We will never die~"

More than ten minutes ago, Charlie stared wide-eyed at the three beautiful girls in disheveled clothes, staggering across the deck.

Looking at the black and white figure, it took Charlie a lot of time before he finally looked away reluctantly and escorted the three black and white people off the boat by the way.

Of course, in the process of escorting, some physical contact is indispensable~

He suddenly thought of the thin little thief.

"Hehe, I dare to disturb Captain Andre's sexuality, I'm afraid I don't know how fast our Captain's knife is?"

"That's a knife that can easily split a wooden barrel in half!"

Charlie estimated that the time was almost too.

Captain Andre has a hobby. When he is in a bad mood, he likes to do indescribable things to the corpse.

Charlie didn't want to be in trouble again.

But when the captain is finished venting his anger, his witty Charlie only needs to help Captain Andre clean the room and clean the room. Maybe tomorrow he can get two more bottles of fine rum?

Charlie carried the mop and walked happily into the captain's room.

As he walked, he hummed pirate ballads happily.

"Um?"

Take a closer look.

Charlie was taken aback for a moment.

Eyeballs stare round.

"Why didn't Captain Andre close the door? Isn't it that exciting?"

There was no sound inside the door.

The imaginary movement did not leak from the crack in the door.

After a battle between heaven and man, Charlie decided to take a quiet look, just take a look.

Click.

Just as Charlie pushed open the crack of the door a little bit and half of his head was barely exposed, a knife silently protruded from the crack of the door and gently pressed it against Charlie's neck.

"!"

The hand holding the knife, wearing a pair of white gloves, was spotless.

Yi Lin opened the door.

He set his gaze on Charlie and freezes for a few seconds.

"Oh? So this is the so-called... ‘Captain’s Eyes’? Haha, it’s kind of interesting."

In Yi Lin's eyes.

The attributes of "Crew Charlie" appeared to Yi Lin in the form of a data panel.

…

【Charlie】

【Title】Crew

【Combat Power】E

【Dexterous】D+

【Lucky】D+

【Loyalty】-10 (Rebel at any time)

【Curse】No

[Specialty] Mop proficiency (beginner)

【Affiliation】Queen

…

Because there is no comparison.

It was also difficult for Yi Lin to understand what kind of realm this combat power "E" was.

As for loyalty... can there be negative numbers?

At this moment, he should say something, is he really a qualified pirate?

But it doesn't matter, Irin didn't naively think that Charlie would have much loyalty to himself as a "new captain".

Yi Lin chuckled, with a warm laugh, like the warm sun in the dark night: "Loyal Charlie, I now give you a chance to survive..."

This is not over yet.

With sharp eyes, Charlie had already seen the unclothed corpse in the room through the crack of the door. He was very familiar with the shape of the corpse, and he understood everything after a second thought.

Puff through.

Charlie knelt down abruptly, without saying: "Long live the captain!"

Yi Lin: "..."

"Captain, you need the humble and caring Charlie, do you clean the room for the great captain?"

Charlie tried to squeeze a dog-like smile.

"..., clean up and replace everything in it with new ones. But first, let me get acquainted with... my boat."

Regardless of his loyalty, Charlie's reaction speed can tell that his dexterity value as high as "D+" is not a fake.

The response is quick!

Under the leadership of Charlie, Yi Lin probably got acquainted with the structure of the Queen. There was a smog under the deck, and Yi Lin didn’t bother to care about it. If it was as clean as a five-star hotel, Yi Lin might wonder if he was in the wrong place. A place.

Andre seemed to have a hobby of collecting some gadgets. Charlie brought Irin to the collection room. Although there was no key, Irin used Blood Jasmine to open the lock and found it in the collection room once belonged to Andre. I have some small props that I don’t know if it’s useful.

…

[Get the "Precise Copper Pocket Watch"! 】

[Get the "exquisite military spotting telescope"! 】

[Get the "Uncracked Treasure Map"! 】

[Get "Unidentified Gems"! 】

[Get "Mysterious Tentacle Stem"! 】

[Get "Unknown Liquid"! 】

[Get "Expired Third Brother God Oil"! 】

At the same time, he also obtained several local gold coins and silver coins.

"Is this Andre quite rich?" Yi Lin nodded secretly.

When Yi Lin put away a mess of props, he looked back and saw that Charlie's face was greedy and painful, and he couldn't help but feel funny.

The interior of the cabin under the deck was dimly lit. Just now, while Charlie was not paying attention, Yi Lin had let Bai Xiaoyi pass through the layers of planks and searched the entire "Queen" up and down inside and out, except for this one. Outside of Dre's exclusive collection room, there are no other secret compartments.

It seems that the above useful props and belongings are all of Andrei's collection.

Yi Lin can also draw this conclusion from the pain in Charlie's face.

"It looks like there will be a lot of messy props in the trials of this world..."

Just a Queen ship allowed Yi Lin to gather a hand of cards. If he gathered all the props from the whole world, he might be able to open a department store.

certainly.

Not all props are useful. Some props are obviously suspicious, but for the sake of safety, Yi Lin still put it away, maybe it will be available someday.

After all, after the props are carded, they don't take up much space in the storage space.

After quietly putting away Bai Xiaoyi.

Charlie squeezed out a standard dog-licking smile again, rubbing his palms: "Captain, this... what else do you have to say, Captain?"

"From now on, this'Queen' will belong to my'Captain Skeleton Gentleman'."

"By the way, Andre’s corpse, remember to hang it in a conspicuous position and notify the other crew members. Within 2 days, prepare all the materials for going to sea, and return to this ship to stand by. If you don’t get on the ship within 2 days, you’ll never Get on the boat again."

"You tell them by the way, if there are those who disagree, Andre's body will end."

Charlie shivered suddenly, but his smile became stronger, and he nodded desperately for fear that the terrible new captain would not be able to understand his inner loyalty.

"correct!"

Suddenly, Charlie hesitated and asked in a low voice: "But Captain... Gentleman Skeleton, Master Captain, you have a mask on your face... The humble and caring Charlie is afraid. If the captain takes off the mask, he won't be able to recognize it..."

Yi Lin walked to the side without turning his head back: "No, my hat is the proof of the ‘skeleton gentleman’."

"..."

"That's right!" Yi Lin suddenly paused, turned his head, and said in a serious tone: "Remember to clean my room, remember to wash your dirty hands, and replace the entire bed. If I smell one If it smells a little bit strange... it will kill you."

"!"

Charlie looked back at the captain's room with an open door.

Andrei's body was already chilling.

Look back again.

Where is that mysterious figure on the ship?

Rushing—

Just now.

A salty sea breeze blew.

The flag on the top of the mainmast was blown to the ground.

It doesn't matter if it doesn't look at it. At this look, the humble and caring Charlie's legs were weak in fright, and he almost couldn't stand firm.

I don't know when, the one-eyed skull flag that belonged to "Captain Andre" was replaced with a brand new pattern.

The image of a skull wearing an elegant gentleman's hat seemed to show a weird smile on the swinging flag.

…

early morning.

"Like a shadow, it is a good skill."

Yi Lin sighed with emotion in her heart.

After working quietly in the port all night, Yi Lin returned to the "Fiery Rose" tavern through the back door until the sky was lighted up.

On the greasy stone road, there were many drunken pirates lying everywhere, and the streets were full of empty rum bottles.

In fact, even if Irin didn't turn on "Follow the Shadow", it is estimated that at this time, there are only a handful of pirates who can still wake up.

But for the sake of safety, Yi Lin didn't cancel his skills until he arrived in his room and locked the door.

Anyway, if you upgrade to the MAX level, the cost of skills is almost negligible.

—It's very easy to use.

Yi Lin also discovered by the way that many pirates had somehow become corpses on the road, with bullet holes or knife wounds on their bodies.

Death, disorder, chaos... everywhere.

Tetuga Island, known as a pirate paradise, is not necessarily a paradise.

From the vase next to him, Yi Lin found the key that had been hidden a long time ago, opened the back door directly, and sneaked in.

When passing through Ruth's room, she found that the door of Ruth's room was wide open, not to mention it was locked, and it didn't even cover it.

There was a strong smell of alcohol in the boss’s room, but I don’t know if it was because Ruth was a woman, or because Ruth drank more expensive wine, the smell of her body was not too unpleasant.

"Not even the door is locked...Is it true that you can do whatever you want with the ‘Coff’ attribute?"

Yi Lin was speechless.

But he didn't intend to alarm the proprietress, he was ready to slip past quietly.

"Um~Rin~Ah~"

Just as Irin was passing the open door of the proprietress's room, Ruth didn't know if she was dreaming, she suddenly turned over, lifted the quilt off her body, and muttered vaguely.

Yi Lin glanced subconsciously.

"!"

Yi Lin couldn't help being shocked by the reflection, but there was no wave in the heart of "Elizabeth Rin".

"Why don't you even wear clothes?"

Yi Lin finally returned to the room.

Duang~

After removing the disguise, Yi Lin finally let out a long sigh of relief, and then took a deep breath.

The role played by "Elizabeth Rin" this time... is really too difficult!

After finally calming down, Yi Lin carefully pondered for a moment. Under the broad daylight, it was difficult to do things, so he simply fell on the bed and fell asleep.

After busying all night, Yi Lin repeatedly consumed psionic energy, and he was indeed very tired.

Thinking of the next plan, Yi Lin didn't dare to be careless. To be on the safe side, a reasonable rest was also extremely important.

It wasn't until the afternoon that Yi Lin was asleep until he woke up naturally.

Anyway, she had asked Ruth for leave, and Yi Lin didn't feel any guilt in her heart.

Fortunately, Ruth's ethics hadn't fallen to an ridiculous level, and she hadn't sneaked in and attacked while Irin was asleep.

Although Irin had locked the door, Irin was certain and convinced that Ruth, as the proprietress of "Fiery Rose", must have hidden the spare key.

-And there is more than one.

Yi Lin glanced out the window.

The sunset slopes west.

The bird comes home.

The sky is near dusk.

For the tavern, the night is really busy.

During the day, it basically does not open.

After all, the pirates, even if they dock for a long time on Tetuga Island, are busy with various things during the day, such as purchasing supplies, polishing equipment, hunting on the streets, fighting, gambling, rolling dice... and so on.

Take this to pass the boring years.

Until the night, the pirates would drink rum unscrupulously, drunk and dream of death.

After all, it is very normal to call at the port once for ten and a half months.

The days on the islands belong to the leisure time of the pirates.

In the past two days, as Mrs. Ruth said, the number of pirates on Tetuga Island has gradually increased.

It seems that something happened in the sea.

But with regard to this matter, Ruth had a deep taboo a few days ago and did not dare to mention it, as if she was afraid of breaking some taboo.

Or it's-"curse".

Looking at the port from the gap in the window, a black skull flag was fluttering in the wind, very crying.

"It looks like it will be busier tonight..."

Yi Lin sighed. It used to be a hellish start. From the very beginning to the end of the task, Yi Lin enjoyed a few days of free part-time work.

This sudden busyness made Yi Lin a little bit nostalgic for his part-time work life these few days.

Yeah—

The door suddenly opened.

"Hehehe..."

With a smirk on her face, Ruth used the spare key to open the door quietly and sneak in.

As soon as the door was opened, Yi Lin met the dumb look in his eyes.

In an instant, the sly smile on Ruth's face suddenly solidified.

Yi Lin: "..."

Boss: "..."

The atmosphere between the two women froze for ten seconds.

Only then did Ruth react, and shoved an ingenious object behind her back in a thunderous manner, and then giggled and said: "Hate~ You didn't mean asking for leave? Why did you come back suddenly? Wait—"

"Don't you run out in the middle of the night to find a man?"

Ruth has a complicated expression, with a three-point shock, a three-point regret, a three-point accident, and a hidden deep envy.

I'm looking for your sister!

Yi Lin's face was expressionless, and the powder fist squeezed sharply, making a creak.

He did not continue to struggle with this stupid question.

and many more.

Yi Lin suddenly remembered something.

He squinted slightly and looked at Ruth.

The attribute panel that emerged next to "Crew Charlie" did not surface.

"Is it because Ruth can't be a crew member? Or... you can only see attributes after you become a crew member? If so, it would be a bit of a pitfall."

Irin didn't want Ruth to get on the boat.

At the very least, Yi Lin is still hesitating about this idea.

After all, he had just set foot on the young and promising Nolando fleet last time. Before the sumptuous dinner was finished, the fleet encountered a terrible shipwreck before the entire army was wiped out.

If it were two women... Yi Lin couldn't imagine it.

Although the encounter with Nolando's fleet may not be related to the curse of "carrying a woman on board will bring bad luck", it is better not to consider taking Ruth on board for the time being.

Think carefully before you talk.

Ruth felt a little nervous when she saw that Yi Lin didn't answer.

Did she really go looking for a man in the middle of the night?

It smells...not quite like it?

Well, it must not be.

Ruth was constantly comforting herself.

"Tonight, there will be more dirty pirates than usual, are you sure you are going out?"

Ruth smiled brightly, and did not ask where Elizabeth Rin went last night.

Yi Lin looked up at Ruth and nodded.

How do you feel that the boss's smile is weird?

As a man, Yi Lin was so strange that he was stared at by a woman's eyes.

Seeing Yi Lin's reaction, Ruth showed a trace of disappointment in her eyes, but she quickly regained her strength, stretched out her hands, shook hands for a few times, and laughed: "Sister Ruth, do you want to wear your chest? You alone... well, you can't dress well, can you?"

Yi Lin: "..."

Damn role playing!

"Inhale... inhale hard... even harder! Inhale... inhale... inhale!"

Tear!

Ruth jerked behind Yi Lin.

The **** corset finally constricted Yi Lin's figure into Molly's shape.

Yi Lin was forced to endure the pain of breathing difficulties, and couldn't help feeling that the start of this time was too difficult.

If this is not the case, it will definitely have an impact on subsequent actions.

It is estimated that no pirate would be willing to stay on the same boat with a woman.

—Unless it’s landed.

"Really not coming back tonight?"

Before Ruth left, her expression was a little weird and reluctant.

After repeated confirmations, Ruth was finally kicked out of this small room.

In fact, I don’t know if I have a higher affinity for this role, or because I signed a contract with Ruth, the proprietress is very good to "Elizabeth Rin".

Except for some weird hobbies.

call out.

[Get "Indescribable Rosemary"! 】

The lady boss twisted her waist and left Yi Lin's room.

Yi Lin had no expression on his face, and there was an exquisite box in his hand, covered with gorgeous bronzing patterns, which looked expensive.

This is the little gadget that Yi Lin turned on behind her for a moment while the proprietress was not paying attention.

Really when I "Elizabeth Rin" didn't see your little movements?

Innocent!

Yi Lin looked down at the attributes of the small box.

When he saw clearly, his face changed slightly.

"What am I—"

[Indescribable Rosemary]

【Grade】Rare

[Effect] After being fully burned, it emits an unnoticeable and charming smell, which can instantly make the target who inhale the smell indulge in an indescribable dream state, unable to extricate itself. The duration is 30 minutes.

[Description] Click to view details.

…

…

On the night.

"1, 2, 3, 4..."

Near the port.

in the dark.

A figure wearing an elegant black tuxedo and a skull gentleman hat, as if blending into the night, silently stared at the pirate ships in the harbor.

"These ships have already been visited..."

With Superman's memory, Yi Lin remembered the name and location of each ship clearly.

"I'm busy tonight."

Yi Lin confirmed the position of his own "Queen" by the way, and did not move.

"Ha ha…"

No words for a night.

No one knows what this eloquent gentleman did in the night.

When Yi Lin yawned and drove like a shadow all the way back to the tavern, he still saw the familiar scene and the familiar smell of rum.

After working hard for the second night, Yi Lin felt very tired, but before returning to the tavern completely, Yi Lin did not dare to relax his vigilance. He spread his mind power tentacles along the way to confirm his safety within the range of perception.

Although the world is trying out this time, UU reading www.uukanshu.com has a very vast map.

But Yi Lin was not sure that there were no other apostles lurking on this island.

"Wow--"

suddenly.

A sweet dog bark was passed into Yi Lin's ears.

Yi Lin followed the voice and found a brown-haired dog sitting in front of the tavern. The dog was of an ominous breed, and there was still a bone in his mouth.

The dog stuck out his tongue, breathed, and looked at Yi Lin.

"odor?"

Yi Lin's heart moved.

Whether the mind is the smell of the body reveals its own existence.

After all, he was driving [Follow the Shadow] at the moment without interruption along the way.