I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

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Yi Lin will put away the [Merging Must Success Card] for the time being.

Although I don't know the effect of fusion.

But "rare"-level props will never be too ridiculous.

Compared to disposable items, Yi Lin wanted to get skills more.

But as the luck attribute gets lower and lower, Yi Lin hasn't tried to draw skills from the settlement random reward for a long time.

He was very helpless.

But there is no way.

Yi Lin silently took out the last trial reward.

…

[Queen Yanluo's Training Manual·Secret]

【Grade】Ordinary

[Effect] This handbook contains a detailed record of the deepest secret of a queen who repeatedly jumps between "S" and "M". Look and cherish. Maybe you won't see it one day.

…

The cover of the manual is dark and made of unknown leather.

Open the inside, the paper turns yellow.

It was full of incomprehensible text.

There are also some patterns.

Yi Lin looked around for a while, and without a "translation", Yi Lin couldn't understand what secrets were recorded in it.

Finally, after turning over and over again, Yi Lin really didn't see anything special, so he could only put away the [Queen Yanluo's Training Manual·Secret] for the time being.

At this point, Yi Lin has sorted out the gains from the trial.

Yi Lin left the room.

On the road, Yi Lin saw from a distance, a sad back, lowered his head, stroking a gleaming metal stick inexplicably.

Countless female researchers evaded upon seeing this.

Yi Lin's expression was slightly startled.

But soon, Yi Lin's expression remained as usual, and he quickly stepped forward, smiling and asking, "Why did you come out?"

Pan Xiaozheng heard Yi Lin's voice behind him.

He turned his head blankly, and stared at Yi Lin for a moment, then turned his attention back to Harley Quinn’s good friend in his hand, and sighed, “Don’t ask anymore. It’s a sadness. s story."

Yo?

When Pan Xiaozheng said this, Yi Lin was even more interested: "I would like to hear the details."

"The last trial, Pan Zhengyi got into a...very embarrassing situation."

"Oh?"

"..., in short, it's very cruel." Pan Xiao just happened to come up with an adjective, his tone flickering: "Then he threw Lao Tzu out."

Embarrassing situation?

How awkward is it?

The more Pan Xiaozheng kept silent, the more curious Yi Lin became.

But the more curious Yi Lin became, Pan Xiaozheng could only give up if Pan Xiaozheng didn't say anything.

"You just came out?" Pan Xiaozheng put away the sadness on his face, he suddenly looked at Yi Lin from head to toe for a few rounds, frowned slightly, and asked.

Yi Lin didn't answer, but instead asked, "How do you know?"

Pan Xiaozheng scratched his head: "I don't know how to say it. I feel that looking at you now, it seems a bit different from before. But I can't tell where it is."

"You are an illusion."

Yi Lin smiled, pulling his legs out and preparing to leave.

Just didn't take a few steps.

Then he turned back and asked: "By the way, there is one thing I don't know if you still have an impression."

"What?"

Yi Lin thought for a while: "That's the day, when I helped you'treat'..."

"Are you so embarrassed to mention that one treatment?"

When Pan Xiaozheng heard this, he subconsciously squeezed the never-wearing stick in his hand, wishing it would knock this kid to death: "Don't tell me you tossed me to death that day, are you amnesia now?"

Yi Lin took a step back calmly, in case Pan Xiaozheng couldn't hold it back, violently hurting others.

"The past follows the wind and let him go. It's not that I want to ask, do you remember, when did Pan Zhengyi drew a weird pattern on that book?"

"Pattern? What pattern?"

"It's a circle and a square."

Previously, Pan Zhengyi was online. Yi Lin always felt that this matter was a bit weird, but he couldn't ask anything from Pan Zhengyi.

Now, after finally encountering Pan Xiaozheng, Yi Lin remembered it.

"Oh, you said this."

Pan Xiaozheng thought about it for a while, and finally realized it. But after a while, he looked at Yi Lin with a look of "you have something wrong", "I learned from his memory that you painted it yourself?"

"Sure enough, I painted it myself? But what does that mean?"

Yi Lin said to herself.

Pan Xiaozheng also stopped paying attention to Yi Lin.

Yi Lin frowned, thinking, drifting away.

behind.

Pan Xiaozheng, who was rubbing the stick, suddenly twitched the corner of his mouth and turned his eyes upward.

The next second, he showed a smirk again.

Pan Zhengyi is back online.

After bidding farewell to Pan Xiaozheng.

Yi Lin didn't bother anyone.

After all, for anyone in this world, he entered the trial, but disappeared for just a minute.

It took a few days.

Yi Lin finally re-adapted to the new attributes.

By the way, he calmed down and consumed the murderous aura accumulated in Styx Junior High.

Murderous thing, although mysterious and mysterious, it does exist.

It is worth mentioning that in the few days of training, Yi Lin accidentally discovered that the progress bar on the [Grudge] posted on his forehead actually went up again.

Yi Lin speculated that it might be because he used his forehead to touch countless resentful souls while immersed in the Styx, causing [Resent] to inadvertently feast.

The origin of [Resentment] is very mysterious. In Styx, if it weren't for [Resentment] to function strangely, it is still unknown whether it would be able to leave Styx in the end.

"67%..."

"It doesn't seem to be of much use."

Yi Lin grabbed the dead skin on his forehead.

As the progress bar rose, the range of that piece of dead skin seemed to expand slightly.

Although the change was subtle, Yi Lin still perceives this strange change through his hand.

Apart from this, Yi Lin didn't find anything special for the time being.

After coming out of the trial, Yi Lin was completely idle again.

In the entire institute, everyone is busy with their own affairs.

It made Yi Lin feel a little redundant.

A few more days passed.

"Hey, why is there a dog lying in front of the laboratory? Did it run out of the zoo?"

"I heard that the dog is a bit weird. The security guards can't pull it anyway. It is said that they are ready to call the police."

"Really? Yes, haven't you heard that my idol Li Changge's new movie is about to be finalized!"

"Cut, do you still have time to chase stars? Hurry up and finish the project you have on hand."

"Hmph, you don't understand. Songs are so handsome!"

"What's the use of being handsome? There are so many useful ones! You are still young and don't understand. Hehehe."

"..."

Two young and beautiful institutes passed by Yi Lin, whispering.

Ah this?

dog?

Upon hearing this, Yi Lin rushed out of the laboratory door.

really.

A dog with white fur, vigorous and handsome, with big dog eyes, sitting fiercely not far from the laboratory door, as if waiting for something.

Yi Lin just stepped out of the door.

The eyeballs of the dog, which had originally been stunned, became bigger in an instant.

One person and one dog, looking at each other in the air.

Time froze suddenly.

"Wang~~~~~"

A few seconds later.

Wang Tiandi wagged his tail in an instant, his face was full of excitement, his legs trembled, and there were afterimages behind him, and he rushed towards Yi Lin.

Yi Lin was stunned, and when he reacted, a terrible force blasted into his chest.

Click—

He only heard a crisp sound of the sternum clicking, as if being run over by a car wheel, Yi Lin followed Wang Tiandi's pounce and rolled out, one person and one dog together.

"Fuck?"

The security guard who stood by and prepared to call the police and asked professionals to deal with the dog, saw this scene, instantly widened his eyes, the phone slammed on the ground, and the screen shattered.

He wondered if he had hallucinations.

This dog...

How many meters did you hit a person?

Is this still a dog?

Is this a car?

and many more.

Are you okay?

Is it going to die?

Do you want to call an ambulance?

After a while.

The security guard reacted, closing the accidentally wide chin, hurriedly picking up the phone from the ground, and looking at the broken screen distressedly.

Why is the screen of this **** mobile phone more and more fragile after more than a dozen generations?

On purpose!

The **** mobile phone business is worried that consumers don't change their phones frequently enough!

Just when the security guard was finally in a complicated mood, remembering that when he was about to call for an ambulance, Yi Lin, who was swooped by the dog and pushed a few meters away, suddenly bounced off the ground and pressed Wang Tiandi’s dog head firmly. .

"You did it on purpose, didn't you?"

"Woo..."

Wang Tiandi lowered his head, his brows drooped into a figure eight shape, looking at this expression, he seemed to be very aggrieved.

But its tail shook behind its ass, wagging more and more happily.

"Do you... need to call an ambulance?"

The security guard walked over with an expression that looked like a ghost.

Yi Lin quickly stated that he was okay and very healthy.

But Yi Lin silently glanced at the extent of the drop in his health after being pounced by a dog on the panel...The ghost knew what he had just experienced.

If you are an ordinary person, maybe you have to lie down in the hospital now, right?

Even weaker, maybe half of your foot stepped into the morgue?

In the strange gaze of the security guard, Yi Lin silently dragged Wang Tiandi into the laboratory.

ten minutes later.

Yi Lin searches on the Internet.

[What does it mean that a dog keeps wagging its tail? 】

Different zoologists give different answers.

[The movement of a dog's tail wagging has many meanings according to the amplitude and movement of the wagging. 】

[For example, seeking mating. 】

Yi Lin looked up and silently looked at Emperor Wang Tian.

Wang Tiandi licked his face, stuck his tongue out, opened his mouth, and smiled brightly.

Yi Lin lowered his head again.

"It shouldn't be so perverted, it's a male dog."

[Swing back and forth. The dog takes the initiative to expose his PP area...At this time, the dog may want you to remember it hard. 】

Yi Lin: "..."

【Spiral swing. If the dog is in this state, it means that the dog is very looking forward to and excited! 】

Yi Lin: "...?"

It should be excitement?

But are you excited about wool?

What Yi Lin actually wanted to know was that when a dog flicked its tail, it turned into a rhythm like a helicopter propeller. What did he want to express?

He looked at Wang Tiandi.

I saw Wang Tiandi Ju's queen, a fluffy tail, unexpectedly flung out an afterimage. Above the tail, there was even a small whirling airflow, as if this dog, accompanied by the spiral swing of the tail, could take off at any time.

Yi Lin felt a little weird.

In the Caribbean, he and Wang Tiandi both played other roles, and this was the first official meeting.

But why does Wang Tiandi's dog-licking gesture give Yi Lin the illusion of reunion after a long absence?

Or do dogs have the same personality?

Just as Yi Lin was thinking about how to place Emperor Wang Tian from afar, an angry voice approached from far away.

"Dead soul, I heard that you dare to keep pets on this girl's land?!"

Yi Lin looked back.

Molly was angry and came in with a smart wrench.

Wang Tiandi instantly raised his tail.

There was a fierce light in his eyes.

Yi Lin quickly pressed the dog's head that had just been raised.

His power attribute is not too low now, and with the healing effect of the Dionysian factor, he can withstand the pounce of Wang Tiandi and not die.

If the dog rushes towards Molly without seriousness, the consequences are... unthinkable.

Hold the dog's head and talk.

When Wang Tiandi was pressed by Yi Lin like this, he quieted down instantly and was very obedient.

Obediently, Yi Lin felt a little weird.

This...not like that dog!

However, now Yi Lin has no time to think about it, so she will comfort Molly first.

Yi Lin shrugged helplessly: "This dog is extraordinary."

Molly naturally didn't believe it, and sneered: "It's not ordinary? Isn't it so? You can just eat and drink on this girl's site. There is a lot of money here, and it is not bad for one to eat rice. But you actually keep pets here, this It's too much!"

"It's not my pet."

"That's lost, hurry up. Send it back to the zoo."

"Uh...even if I raised it, why can't I raise it?"

"Huh? By the way, you have a dog? Why don't I know?"

Molly thought for a while, not to mention this, she quickly broke out a reason: "Miss Ben is allergic to dog hair."

Yi Lin and Gouzi looked at each other for a moment.

Gouzi secretly shook his head.

Yi Lin knows.

"It says it doesn't shed hair."

Molly: "..."

What a lie to you!

It says you believe it?

and many more.

Can you understand dog language?

Who are you fooling?

Molly's eyes widened, and she put on an expression that you were so deceiving.

Yi Lin changed his statement again: "It hasn't shed hair all the time."

"No one here has time to help it shovel its shit. And here is the research institute, where the smell of **** is floating everywhere, what kind of style is it?"

Suddenly Wang Tiandi smiled coldly.

The dog suddenly stood up.

In front of Molly, the dog was silent, unscrewed the bathroom door, walked into the bathroom, and closed the door tightly.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

After a splash of water.

Wow!

The dog flushed the toilet skillfully.

By the way, he turned on the faucet and washed a claw.

Emperor Wang Tian leisurely pulled a piece of paper from the desktop.

After wiping the paws, a parabola was accurately shaken.

The ball of paper fell into the wastebasket.

After doing all this, Wang Tiandi gave Molly a slightly sullen look, and then squatted back to Yi Lin's feet without saying a word.

Get down.

not moving at all.

Molly... dumbfounded.

In shock, the wrench in Molly's hand also slammed on her foot.

Ah this?

Is this dog's IQ outrageous?

The last look was so vivid that Molly had the illusion of being despised.

"and many more."

Molly quickly picked up the wrench on the ground, and she also reacted: "Your dog... where did it come from?"

Yi Lin reluctantly explained: "I said this dog... is unusual. Prohibited matters."

These four words come out.

Molly understood instantly.

It turned out to be such a thing.

The prohibition that Yi Lin said was related to the mysterious "tower".

In an instant, Molly's brain filled a lot of content.

But Yi Lin didn't say it, and Molly couldn't pry out more information from Yi Lin's mouth.

Since she was an extraordinary dog, Molly looked at Wang Tiandi who was squatting and licking her face, and she seemed pleasing to her eyes.

She really has no interest in ordinary dogs.

But an extraordinary dog...has research value!

Molly's interest came in an instant.

"Can this dog understand people?"

Without waiting for Yi Lin to speak, Emperor Wang Tiandi took the initiative to expose the truth that it was a SuperDog, and he let out a Guinness action by the way, to show that it was very awesome as a dog.

Yi Lin quickly pressed Heise's dog's head down again to save the stupid dog from exposing more facts that shouldn't be exposed.

After all, Yi Lin didn't want Molly to be too involved in the world he was in except for the content that Molly could help.

"In short, don't worry about this dog, it won't cause you trouble here."

"Maybe, it can also watch the door for you, which can save a lot of security costs."

Molly was very grand and waved her hand: "Don't save, Grandpa pays. This is what it should be."

What she meant was that the benefits brought by the projects made by her laboratory over the years are absolutely not a loss for these funds.

Yi Lin: "..."

In short, after Wang Tiandi showed extraordinary characteristics, Molly finally agreed to Wang Tiandi's request for temporary residence.

Yi Lin was confused by his inexplicable enthusiasm for Wang Tiandi.

He once asked.

But Wang Tiandi just turned the corners of his mouth, showing an inscrutable expression, unable to communicate.

Molly showed a very strong desire to study Wang Tiandi.

"Can I test the attributes of this dog?"

"Should this dog take a bath by itself?"

"Can I take a tube of its blood? I want to see its genes, there may be some kind of mutation, maybe it can promote the development of genetics."

The dog naturally refuses to draw blood.

Before entering the last trial, Yi Lin had prepared Wang Tiandi's doghouse, food, and daily necessities in advance.

So after Molly agreed, Wang Tiandi officially became a member of the Mo Mengmeng Research Institute.

certainly.

Yi Lin reminded Wang Tiandi very seriously not to show its special features in front of strangers, to act low-key and to be a simple and unpretentious dog.

More importantly, you must not pounce on anyone...will die.

Although Yi Lin didn't know the value of Gouzi's attributes.

But at the end of the Caribbean Sea, the dog used a card and turned into a three-headed dog from hell. Together with the model worker Zhao Xingchen and the giantess Calypso, he blocked the terrible existence of the devil.

This is naturally not weak.

In order to find a way to communicate smoothly with Emperor Wang Tian, ​​Yi Lin searched the Internet for similar technology products.

Yo?

It really does.

[Gougoutong].

This is an analog sound generator installed on the neck of a dog. It is said that it can simulate human language as much as possible according to the vibration wave frequency and amplitude of the dog's vocal cords. It can also be connected to a mobile phone to achieve simultaneous translation.

The more advanced version can also be matched with various expressions, allowing the owner to communicate with the dog more easily and happily.

Whether this thing works... Yi Lin is not sure.

But it seems not expensive.

Yi Lin glanced at the balance on the account, then decisively placed the order.

"Technology changes society."

It takes about three days for the dog language translator to be delivered to your door.

Yi Lin is not in a hurry.

In fact, the most curious thing about him is not the dog's attitude towards him.

It's the way a dog becomes an apostle.

If you follow the normal process of becoming an apostle, you will either have the attributes up to the standard, or kill the apostle and be deprived of your qualifications.

These two methods, no matter which one, happened to the dog, I Lin found it incredible.

Gouzi settled in the institute the next day.

Zhao Yulong came uninvited.

"I heard that you have one more here—fuck, it's really the dog that escaped!"

When Zhao Yulong arrived at the institute, he happened to see the dog watching TV with Erlang's legs on the sofa.

stunned.

No one was around.

Yi Lin thought for a while, but didn't hide it.

And it is estimated that I can't hide it.

"It's an apostle."

"...?"

Zhao Yulong looked dumbfounded.

ten minutes later.

Zhao Yulong had to accept such a cruel fact.

They have deployed for so many years, they released the ancient martial arts handed down from the Ming Dynasty for the people of the country to practice, and the excellent seedlings were also admitted to the secret training of the special warfare department... But this method of screening talents was rectified, and fewer than a thousand people were called to be apostles. One part.

In other words, that large swath of super elites was actually brushed down by an ordinary dog?

Are they better than a dog?

When Zhao Yulong accepted this fact, he felt as if he was stuffed with **** in his heart.

a long time.

Yi Lin also learned from Zhao Yulong.

Wang Tiandi indeed escaped.

The area where Wang Tiandi is located is not strictly guarded, after all, it is not an area with first-level protected animals.

It is said that not long ago, Emperor Wang Tian smashed the specially made cage with one claw, and then slid out of the zoo in a big way. Before leaving, he sprinkled a hot pee at the entrance of the zoo.

"Huh, wrong!"

Although the vicious dog that escaped from the zoo was looking for it.

But new problems are coming.

"Why did this dog become an apostle?"

Yi Lin had expected Zhao Yulong to notice this.

He could only shook his head: "The ghost knows, and I'm also very curious."

The light in Zhao Yulong's eyes flickered and flickered.

Most apostles only know that ordinary people need to be qualified as apostles, and they need to reach the standard of attributes before they can feel the "call" and participate in the preparatory apostle trial. Only those who survived the "newcomer's grave" can become official apostles and travel through countless worlds.

A few people know that, apart from the first method, killing the apostle as an ordinary person is the second method.

As a high-ranking member of the special group, Zhao Yulong naturally knows the second way to become an apostle.

But this dog...

"It seems necessary to check the history of this dog before being locked up in the zoo."

Zhao Yulong whispered.

"You're here, isn't it really for this dog, are you?"

Yi Lin asked curiously.

"Otherwise?" Zhao Yulong rolled his eyes angrily.

"That's good, I thought you wanted me to work for nothing." Yi Lin breathed a sigh of relief.

Zhao Yulong: "..."

After the surprise.

How to deal with Wang Tiandi's follow-up matters made Zhao Yulong quite a headache.

This dog looks like a dog on the surface.

But in fact, according to Yi Lin's description, this dog's lethality is definitely not low.

If it is not handled properly, it will definitely cause "abnormal" incidents and bring a lot of turbulence to a peaceful society.

Responsible for handling "abnormalities" is the scope of work of the special team.

"Let the dog stay with me for now."

Yi Lin said.

Zhao Yulong was taken aback when he heard the words.

Looking down, Wang Tiandi seemed to be afraid that Zhao Yulong would not agree. He screwed the two paws together vividly, snapping, seemingly threatening.

Zhao Yulong: "..."

He could only agree quickly. UU reading www.uukanshu.com

At the same time, Zhao Yulong was also very curious, what happened during the trial, Yi Lin was able to make a strong male dog so submissive.

But the content and personal skills of the trial are the secrets of the apostle. Yi Lin didn't say anything, and Zhao Yulong didn't force it.

Before leaving.

Zhao Yulong urged, don't let this seemingly harmless dog toss out any moths.

Although this is a real dog, if it is not handled properly...the consequences will be disastrous.

Yi Lin naturally promised hastily, and at the same time seriously stated that he was "working".

"By the way, there is one more thing." Yi Lin thought for a while, and Zhao Yulong happened to be here anyway, so he raised the matter by the way.

"Huh? You don't want me to pay wages, right?" Zhao Yulong put on a just and awe-inspiring expression: "Don't worry, the salary will not be less, I will report it to you later, and it will be approved soon. "

Yi Lin's expression was slightly startled, and he nodded: "Well, that's very good. After all, this dog's ration is also a lot of money. But I want to say another thing."

"Um?"

When Zhao Yulong heard the words, he realized that he had misunderstood Yi Lin's meaning.

I had known that I would not take the initiative to bring up wages.

—Sloppy.

Yi Lin's expression was calm, and he smiled and said: "During this period, I want to leave the capital for a period of time. There is nothing to do without looking for me. Keep an eye on this dog, even if my work is done during this period of time."

Leaving the capital?

Although he had no intention of restricting the personal freedom of employees, he could not help but casually ask: "Where to go?"

Yi Lin's eyes drifted slightly.

It's like looking at somewhere in the world through space.

Past, present, Future.

"Go travel. The world is big, I want to see it."

Yi Lin smiled slightly.