I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Li Erpang's face was black all the way, there are people who block murder, and Buddha block the arrogance of killing Buddha.

Su Xiaosu turned around, clutching his chest.

With gentle eyes, she stared at Li Erpang's figure that came out of her head like the return of a king from a distance, speechless for a long time.

Her second fat, the most handsome.

Emotions were vented, and he was so refreshed, like a little fat man who was so full of ice cream, he suddenly shivered inexplicably.

Why is it suddenly cold.

Hiss--

The little fat man looked down at a certain **** corpse and sipped coldly: "Oh, in broad daylight, dare you to drive into your fat man? Fat man, you didn't have any hairs when I was racing in major forums. Where's Chang Qi! Bah! Who in the forum doesn't know that I'fat before BC' is the famous autumn mountain bike god?"

"It's heavy."

Zhu Tianzong appeared again from nowhere.

He stared at the corpse in Li Erpang's hand for a long time, then a trace of disdain appeared on his cold face, as if he was saying that the little fat man started his hands regardless of severity.

"This is true love."

Hu Sandao said with a smile.

"True love +1."

Carrying a small schoolbag on his back, Oulele jumped out of the corner.

Su Xiaosu coughed twice, and after coughing up the blood in his lungs, his face became slightly rosy. Listening to other people's teasing, she was a little embarrassed and lowered her head shyly.

"Fuck? When did you, you, you guys come here!"

Li Erpang looked at the pig teammates who had disappeared at critical moments, and then appeared one after another. He was stunned. His fingers trembled slightly and his breathing was short of breath. He pointed at Zhu Tianzong: "You did hide so fast? You are ashamed to say. I'm heavy? He almost killed me and I was still licking him? Is my brain sick?"

Zhu Tianzong hugged Sheng Chunrou, whose eyes were wandering behind his back, with a sullen face, keeping his position unchanged, and said, "It's not time for the sword to be released."

"..."

Li Erpang was speechless for a moment.

The child was hopeless.

Shaking his fingers, Li Erpang pointed to Hu Sandao and Oulele again: "What love, what true love, I warn you, don't spit your mouth, believe it or not, I sue you for slandering, you regret for slandering me Have you seen it, someone regrets slandering me!"

"That word reads ‘slander’." Zhu Tianzong suddenly said, correcting.

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Erpang suddenly shrank his neck, and subconsciously glanced at Su Xiaosu's side. Seeing that Su Xiaosu's face instantly became paler, he didn't dare to say more, and quickly changed the subject smoothly, "Speaking of you. When did you come?"

Hu Sandao smiled: "Just when the hero Su Xiaosu saved the United States and stood in front of you."

Ou Lele raised his hand: "I just heard the fat man who was so angry that he became a confidant because of his sister’s injury. Under the anger, he staged a thrilling action, rushed into the police car flexibly and beat the villain to the vengeance. Sister’s wounded hatred."

At the end, Oulele added: "True love acridine!"

Li Erpang furiously attacked his heart, opened his mouth wowly, and spewed a big mouthful of blood.

"Er Fat, are you all right!"

When Su Xiaosu saw Li Erpang open his mouth and vomit blood, he showed concern and walked quickly.

But after a few steps, Su Xiaosu's tower-like body actually swayed a little, as if it would fall down at any time.

Seeing this scene, Oulele, Zhu Tianzong, and Hu Sandao were all moved.

This situation and this situation... true love!

How can there be such a pure and sincere love that has no time to live and die and live and die together?

Too, too, too, too touching!

Oral's eyes were moist.

I am so touched by your sister!

Li Erpang was angry again.

He casually threw Cao Anbang's body aside, stepped on it with one foot, and put his foot on it, so that he could stand firmer.

Hu Sandao smiled and said, "It's a big death for people. It's not good for you."

"That's right." Li Erpang felt that Hu Sandao was right, and rubbed Cao Anbang's lower body a few times.

PIA... it's broken.

Li Erpang was finally comfortable, and then he moved his feet away, and said in a low voice, "It's a big death for people, so be more eye-catching in your next life. Don't be too blind to provoke people."

Su Xiaosu clutched his chest and gasped slowly.

Li Erpang's clothes are full of bullet holes, which looks very miserable.

Both couples were injured.

Hu Sandao closed his eyes and listened carefully.

After a while, he opened his eyes and said, "It seems that the sound of police sirens is far away from this area?"

Only then did Oulele have time to claim credit.

He held up the tablet: "Hey, this time, you should be grateful to the awesome Oulele!"

Seeing other people's puzzled faces, he quickly explained the cause and effect in more detail, lest other people don't know his awesomeness.

"I drove all the way back from the col, hacked into the surveillance system, and found that you were being hunted down, so I stopped by, um, the kind that was easy and simple, and hacked into their command network, using his authority to release A series of instructions. No, the police have been fooled away, running around the city!"

"Who?"

Li Erpang didn't react at once.

Oulele pointed to the body that Li Erpang stepped on again sometime, and said, "He."

Hu Sandao gave Oulale a thumbs up: "Awesome!"

"That must!"

Li Erpang heaved a sigh of relief when he heard that he was temporarily safe, and sat down on the ground, resting, panting, and returning blood. By the way, he stretched out his fingers and pulled out a few bullets stuck in the fat.

This action made the little fat man grin in pain again, and almost opened his eyes.

Hu Sandao looked serious and thought for a moment.

He suddenly looked at Oral.

"Aren't you... still underage? How do you drive without a driver's license?"

"Uh, it's not important."

At this time, Su Xiaosu tried his best to walk a few steps, endure the pain, and sat down beside Li Erpang.

Li Erpang wanted to avoid it.

But when Li Erpang remembered that Su Xiaosu suddenly appeared in the posture of a **** descending to the earth just now, blocking his majestic posture in front of him, he lowered his head again and was silent.

People, always soft-hearted animals.

He said no, but in action, it was always a bit contrary to his will.

No way, Li Erpang felt that if he pushed Su Xiaosu away at this time, there would be a kind of suspicion of a scumbag.

In order not to be misunderstood as a Li Changge-like character, he could only silently swallow the bitterness.

Although Li Erpang died a policeman.

But he didn't worry too much.

Not to mention that it was their first hand. Given his Li Erpang's background, this is really nothing.

What's more, he is a man with a special group identity, so awesome.

After regaining his senses, Li Erpang said in a dull voice: "Then how to fix it now?"

Zhu Tianzong's tone was indifferent: "Kill back?"

His dignified members of the Zhu family were chased by the police in a small city for more than a dozen streets. How could this tone be tolerable?

Can't bear it.

Besides, he is still a swordsman.

A super swordsman who is about to comprehend the realm of "no sword".

Hu Sandao took out the scalpel, the degree of weirdness of this incident was beyond imagination.

As if everyone had been brainwashed.

This method is similar to Hu Sandao's skills, but the effect is even more domineering.

Who is hiding behind the scenes and planning all this?

This Dawn teaching is not easy!

If this religion can't be uprooted, and after this incident, the Dawning Sect is allowed to hide, the Dragon Kingdom is so big, it will not be easy to dig out this Dawning Sect again.

Hu Sandao went to a deeper level to think that what should be a headache now is not just how to deal with the follow-up of Suguang Teaching. There is also the chaos caused by this incident in Litai City. If it is not handled properly, it will cause public opinion to ferment, and eventually it will be overwhelming, and it will evolve into a "big anomaly" that will cause social turmoil.

Everyone here can't help this matter.

Sooner or later, we have to wait for those with decision-making power to come down and arrange follow-up matters.

"Huh wait."

Li Erpang, who was resting and panting silently returning to his blood, suddenly remembered something, his expression was stunned, and couldn't help but ask: "Didn't that kid act with you? Didn't you say you should go to the base camp of these dog days? ?Why did you only sneak back? Others?"

Yes!

Where are the Irin people?

Listening to Li Erpang's words, everyone now remembered that there was a person like Yi Lin.

I almost forgot him!

Doesn't exist too much, right?

And just when everyone had tossed for most of the night, and finally remembered again that there was a figure like Yi Lin in their small team.

On different parts of each person, the shock of the mark of death came one after another.

Li Erpang lowered his head first.

View information.

Zhu Tianzong, Oulele, and Hu Sandao noticed that someone had sent messages to them.

A few seconds later.

Everyone raised their heads with different expressions.

Almost at the same time: "A big boss is coming?"

Li Erpang: "What do you mean?"

Hu Sandao smiled: "Maybe someone else has been offended?"

Zhu Tianzong: "Huh."

Orale peeled a strawberry-flavored lollipop from his schoolbag and licked it happily: "What does it have to do with us?"

Su Xiaosu's face changed slightly.

Although he didn't know much about Yi Lin, he might say that he didn't have a deep understanding.

But she has a feeling.

Since Yi Lin sent a message to everyone, with such a big fanfare, something big must happen.

Thinking of this, she gritted her teeth, stood up vigorously, and crushed a card with her backhand.

After the light dissipated, a weird chain appeared in Su Xiaosu's hand. The front of the chain was a delicate and small ring with a cross-shaped decoration, which was linked to the ring by a small chain of invisible material.

Su Xiaosu stuffed the actualized props into Oral's hands, and said in a low voice, "Heal me and Er Fat."

Oral subconsciously took over the avant-garde ring chain.

When he saw the attributes clearly, his little hand was frightened, and he almost couldn't connect.

"Revived cross chain? Damn, this, this item is awesome! Ah wait, Sister Su, why don't you use it yourself?"

Su Xiaosu lowered his head and said, "I can't wear this ring."

After a while, Su Xiaosu glanced at the little fat man at his feet, and added: "He can't wear the second fat."

Oral twisted the ring with **** and looked carefully.

indeed……

They can't wear it.

"But aren't you afraid that I am greedy? Such a superb item."

"Well, it's okay, you dare not." Su Xiaosu's expression was calm, and he squeezed his fists.

Oral: "..."

Oral put on the ring and activated the props.

The cross at the end of the ring floated out of thin air, emitting a soft white light. When it fell on Su Xiaosu's body, the collapsing bones in her chest made a crackling sound. Su Xiaosu's complexion was quickly regaining its rosiness at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Oulele did the same, using Su Xiaosu's healing tools to heal Li Erpang's injuries.

Although Li Erpang was reluctant to owe Sister Su's favor, he still didn't dare to talk nonsense, and silently endured it.

"Only one time left."

Oulele reluctantly returned the [Revived Cross Chain] which was only used once to Su Xiaosu.

Indeed, he did not dare to be greedy.

Will be beaten to death.

The kind that beats to death.

No one noticed that when Oulele was treating the couple's injuries, Hu Sandao kept his head down, shaking his fingers involuntarily.

Hu Sandao smiled wryly when Su Xiaosu re-carded the precious life-saving props and put away.

"Now, we are all in big trouble."

Everyone: "???"

...

...

Yi Lin was crushed on the seat of Dire by the hunting wind, making it difficult to move.

The cold wind is like a knife cut.

Fortunately, he has put on the krypton gold equipment.

Fortunately, his hat has the property of "will not fall off", unless it turns off, it will never fall off.

In this case, it is very suitable for drag racing.

After starting the jet mode, Dire bites behind the giant beast like a black lightning in the dark night, nearly a hundred meters away.

Yi Lin didn't dare to get too close. At present, the giant beast didn't seem to notice a trivial little tail behind its ass. If found, Yi Lin is not sure whether the giant beast will turn around and take a bite.

This behemoth is definitely not at this stage, it can descend into the real world.

If Yi Lin really breaks through the first level of mental lock, he can try to swipe the BOSS alone.

But in the current state, it is still more secure to form a group.

In Yi Lin's view, in Litai City, there are double tanks, DPS, and assistance. It is a perfect team to play the BOSS lineup.

"But this fuel consumption is very likely to be lower than Litai City."

"Moreover, why did it go straight to Litai City? A rotten body... Litai City has a large population... It is hungry?"

Yi Lin was meditating, looking down at the dashboard from time to time.

Although Night Dire is now in a state of extreme excitement, he breathes out fire and screams.

But Yi Lin knew very well in his heart that under this water-like fuel consumption, the night dire could not last at all, and after a short while, it would weaken and become difficult to become a combat force.

"It's a pity that I didn't bring ‘fuel’ on my body. It’s a misstep. I didn’t expect that in the real world, it would be useful to use the injection mode."

Yi Lin secretly introspected.

It seems that in the future, you will have to keep a few bottles of fine wine in the storage space. No matter what, go to the supermarket to buy a few cheap cans of beer, just in case you need it.

But now it’s too late to regret, Yi Lin can only think quickly, and while chasing the behemoth in the sky, check whether there is anything that can replace fuel in the storage space.

"Night Dire is not an ordinary car."

"But it's not a mount in the usual sense..."

"After being strengthened by the Apocalypse module, Dire is equivalent to a semi-mechanical and semi-biological existence..."

"Its structure should be reorganized by some rules."

"In other words...Night Dire is not picky about eating?"

"Since you can spit out fire when you drink, then drink something else, shouldn't it be bad?"

Yi Lin rummaged in the storage space for a long time, although he has a lot of messy props, but in a real sense, it can be slightly related to "fuel"...

With a thought, Yi Lin moved in the air with one hand against the pressure of the wind, took out a card by the way, and quickly crushed it.

The card was shattered, turned into a little streamer, and reorganized in Yi Lin's hands.

A bottle of ruby-like, crystal clear liquid appeared in Yi Lin's hand.

——[Stay Water].

Seeing that Dire's fullness was about to drop to its lowest level, Yi Lin hesitated for a few seconds before opening Dire's fuel tank cap and dumping [Stay Water] in.

"Originally,'Stygian Water' should be a raw material that can be used for forging. It is used as'fuel' to refuel the night dire, but I don't know if it is a waste."

While vomiting, the scarlet Styx water pressed against the opening of the fuel tank cap and slammed into Dire's body.

call out--

what.

"Oooo--"

Suddenly.

After Yi Lin poured the liquid into Dire's body, the mount under him couldn't help making a weird cry.

"Ooh oh oh oh... Master, what did you drink for me? I feel..."

"drunk?"

Yi Lin asked tentatively.

Rumbling rumbling--

Suddenly, Night Dire trembles violently.

It's like a convulsion.

"Do not!"

The instrument panel suddenly lit up, and the scarlet light pierced Yi Lin's eyes in the dark night.

"Oh, **** it. I feel full of power!"

"Oh~~! Here comes, here comes, here comes here!"

"I, Dire, going now! Ah—"

Yi Lin's face changed slightly.

He felt that the dire under his **** seemed to be in a wrong state.

It's not so much drunkenness, it's more of... epileptic seizures.

In mid-air, the night dire trembles violently, moving and beating again and again, abnormally sensational. The shock made Yi Lin almost unable to hold the bottle. But when Yi Lin fell a little bit, it was definitely not full, and when he checked the status bar of Night Dire, he was surprised to find...

Dire's fullness is actually full!

"Hiccup~"

"Sit down, my master." After Dire drank his full, his tone was strange, while pretending to have a seizure: "Now the lonely gentleman will take the master to the sea of ​​stars, to the end of the starry sky, the other shore of life!"

Ah, wait!

My sister, acridine!

Yi Lin hadn't had time to say the word "ah".

But in an instant.

Dire's whole body, including the dashboard, revealed a terrifying red glow from every gap in the mechanical connection.

After the night's dire went, Yi Lin only felt a sensation of clouds and fog, and the scenery in front of him changed suddenly. A shocking wind pressure pressed Yi Lin to his seat, almost unable to move.

Dire... really convulsed!

Nightmare was like a red lightning, swishing, exploding to the extreme.

boom!

Yi Lin was pressed on the body of Night Dire, and his whole body was almost lying down, very embarrassed. But at this moment, the side of Yi Lin's face suddenly exploded, Yi Lin's eyes widened, and the speed indicator on Dire's dashboard suddenly burst, and a sizzling red smoke came out.

The speed... is out!

In just a moment, Yi Lin didn't have time to react at all, and Night Dire speeded directly in the air, slamming past the giant beast, and rushing to the front of the giant beast.

"Mile--hiss--"

Originally, the giant beast seemed to be flying straight toward a certain destination, but when the night dire was driving at a speed, the giant beast finally discovered the existence of this "little ant", and screamed from the huge beast's mouth. With a flick of his wings, he speeded up to chase behind Night Dire.

In mid-air, Yi Lin squinted his eyes and glanced hurriedly. When he passed by the giant beast, he barely saw the bizarre posture of the giant beast.

The giant beast is about fifteen meters long, with its wings fully extended, at least twenty meters wide. Compared with the human body, it is definitely not an exaggeration to call it a giant.

The giant beast has a head that resembles a lion, with four legs and wings underneath. What makes Yi Lin feel weird most is that behind the behemoth’s butt, every tail has a snake head. The snake’s pupils brave the scarlet light, squatting fangs, and swinging enchantingly in the air. Se.

"Lion head, sheep body, bird wings, snake tail, is this... Chimera!"

It's the strange beast in the fairy tale, Chimera!

Regarding the form of Chimera, there are actually many versions.

Some versions are lion head, sheep body, bird wings, snake tail.

Some versions are double-headed dragons, with one spitting ice and the other spitting fire.

There are other versions that are even more outrageous, saying that the upper body is an enchanting beauty, the lower body is a four-legged horse, and there are countless tentacles behind the buttocks.

In the past, some people had curiously reasoned that the Chimera, whose upper body is a beautiful woman and the lower body is a centaur, once pregnant, which belly will bulge out.

In short, although the various versions of Chimera in the myth have different tastes, they all have one thing in common.

That is... a polygene chimera.

In the same alien beast, it has the genes of different creatures, which can be called Chimera.

In the real society, some people have studied the "Chimera Phenomenon" with this topic.

All kinds of information about Chimera flashed through Yi Lin's mind, but his expression became more serious.

"The followers of Aurora Sect actually summoned the "Chimera" in the mythology to the real world by sacrificing the lives of hundreds of people?"

This is outrageous!

One person, one beast, chasing one after another in the air.

Chimera flapped her wings quickly, biting behind Night Dire, and the speed was incredible.

You know, in Styx Junior High, Yi Lin drifted in the air with Night Dire's [Jet Mode], and no one could chase him.

Unexpectedly, this Chimera, which seemed to be in poor condition, could barely catch up with Dire's speed.

Today's Night Dire is still burning [Stay Water], entering a state of bursting table mode.

One can imagine how fast this Chimera monster is.

Although Chimera's state is not right.

The neighing sound was frantic with three points.

Chimera's body rotted.

But it still catches up!

Biting behind Dire's ass!

The cold rain slapped Yi Lin's mask indiscriminately.

Yi Lin no longer needs to think about Chimera's destination.

Because it is clear that Chimera has now taken Night Dire as a hunting target!

Dire is its prey!

Who makes Night Dire glow red all over, so angry as the brightest star in the night sky?

Who does not chase you?

"This situation is not necessarily a bad thing, at least it can turn passive into active."

Under the mask, Yi Lin was expressionless and drifting in the air with one hand. At the same time, he quickly opened the communication panel and contacted his friends in Litai City.

"Ou Lele, the plan has changed. Zhao Yulong should have notified you that there is a big guy chasing behind my ass! If I didn't make a mistake in my estimation, I will be able to land in Litai City in about ten minutes! It may be faster, You use the fastest speed, think of a way to clear an area and evacuate the crowd!"

"Hu Sandao, cooperate with Oulele, find an open place, after the place becomes vacant, all of you, rush over as fast as you can!"

"Little fat man, it's time for you to do big things ~ www.wuxiaspot.com~ hurry up to warm up. It is very likely that you will use your fat body!"

"Sister Su, I will do everything possible to drag you into the palace of marriage, now you have only one thing to do, stare at your husband, don't let him run away!"

"Wang Tiandi! You should remember the taste of Li Erpang, that is the fattest and most wretched one, rush to him as quickly as possible, and reward you with one month's top royal dog food!"

"Zhu Tianzong, it's time for you to take out the sword, it's time! Follow Oulele, this opponent, maybe you can comprehend the highest state of'sword'!"

One by one, I flickered...Ah, no, one by one, Yi Lin didn't pay attention to their reply, and hung Chimera behind her head in the air. Once it catches up, the consequences will be disastrous.

On Chimera's body, rotten flesh and blood were constantly peeling off, like a rain of blood, spilling on the ground, wherever Chimera passed, the ground was smoky from time to time.

This night.

When countless people raised their heads inadvertently, they saw such a strange landscape in the night sky.

A bright red meteor pierced the sky.

Behind the meteor, a giant beast with a weird figure cast a terrifying huge shadow on the clouds, covering the clouds and the moon.

"Look at it! Meteor! Meteor!"

"What's that just behind? Is it a monster?"

"My wife, come out and see the monster!"

"Am I really dreaming?"

"Ah this? Is this making a movie? The monster returns? Isn't that meteor like Captain Red?"

Everyone in Litai City who saw this scene talked a lot.

Those who have eye problems and quick hands, take advantage of this spectacle to have not disappeared, quickly take pictures, PS, upload, and like, one-click four consecutive, very proficient.

A few minutes later.

Litai City,

Because of a video, it caused an uproar.