I sell agricultural dump trucks, you say I sell arms?

When the lobby of the office building was decorated, the interview began.

The cameraman turned on the camera and Bingbing sat on the chair, showing a very friendly smile.

"Hello everyone, welcome to the official agricultural channel’s live program to support agriculture, rural areas and farmers."

"I am the host Bingbing this time"

"I believe you will know who the protagonist we are going to interview today when you see the car parked behind us."

"That's right! We are now in the office hall of Aos Agricultural Machinery Factory, Ziyang City, Shanlu Province"

"The person next to me is no stranger to everyone."

"Mr. Lu, please say hello to everyone~"

After Bingbing finished her opening remarks, she turned to Lu Ming and said with a smile. This was not the first time for Lu Ming to be interviewed, and he was not afraid of the scene.

He faced the camera directly. Wave in the direction:

"Hello everyone, I am Lu Ming, the director of Aos Agricultural Machinery Factory."

The water friends in the live broadcast room were immediately happy when they saw Lu Ming show up.

"Director Lu! Long time no see, I miss you so much!"

"Director Lu, you are on fire again, do you know that?"

"what's going on? What's so popular?"

"3MX Ang, didn’t those upstairs read today’s news?"

"Damn it! The Mexican dealer D used 3MX to transport drugs to Yingjiang, which shocked my mother for a whole year!"

"What the hell? Sanbengzi transports poison?"

"233~Bingbing chose this time to interview Factory Director Lu. I seriously suspect that this was premeditated!"

"Hahaha! Judging from Factory Director Lu's expression, it seems that he still doesn't know about this.~"

"......"

As soon as Lu Ming appeared, the live broadcast room suddenly became lively.

Have no idea!

Everyone woke up this morning and found that things had changed online.

There are reports everywhere about Sanbengzi transporting drugs.

It’s hard for them to even think about it!

Even if there are people who don't understand occasionally, thanks to the popularization of enthusiastic friends in the live broadcast room, they all understand what's going on.

"Director Lu, I would like to ask you what is your dream?"

In front of the camera, Bingbing looked at Lu Ming and smiled slightly, his eyes a little weird!

Inexplicably, Lu Ming suddenly felt a bad premonition in his heart.

Damn!

This girl won't hold grudges for what happened at the door just now~

She You don’t want to retaliate against me~

No way!

Your official reporters won’t be so unprofessional~

Lu Ming was secretly vigilant in his heart to prevent the other party from digging a hole for him

"Dream? After running this agricultural machinery factory well, I also want to become an Internet celebrity."

"Why do you want to be an internet celebrity?"

"Convenient to carry goods! Lu

Ming said matter-of-factly:

"The price of someone's 38 eyebrow pencil has been directly increased to 79 through the promotion of Internet celebrities, so selling my 35,000 Sanbengzi for a little less than 100,000 is not too much."

Bingbing:...... audience:......

Good guy!

As expected of you, Director Lu!

It makes so much sense!

Immediately, the water friends in the live broadcast room all buttoned up 666.

Bingbing took a look and saw that this posture was not good.

I am interviewing your agricultural machinery factory, not discussing the content of Internet celebrities with you.

"Ah haha~ Director Lu is really humorous."

Bingbing smiled awkwardly and forced the topic back.

"Director Lu, you just said that your dream is to run this factory well, so I would like to know how you almost turned an agricultural machinery factory into a military factory?"

Beautiful!

When the water friends in the live broadcast room heard Bingbing's question, they all clicked 666.

Is this interview so exciting from the beginning?

It is really different from those coquettish bitches in the self-media!

It is worthy of being an official channel!

The interview is to the point!

Like!

Must like!

Lu Ming:......

I knew this bitch was not a good person!

Even if you discuss and tease this kind of topic in private, how can you bring it to light?

"that...In fact, I have always wanted to ask, aren’t you an agricultural channel? Your agriculture channel doesn't pay attention to agriculture, so why do you always ask me about military factories?"

Is it appropriate that your agricultural channel is full of military accents? This is not appropriate!

How can you let your brothers and sisters in the family stand on the military channel?

You can't steal other people's jobs!

If you can, I refuse to answer this problem!

"Is Aos an agricultural machinery factory?"Bingbing asked back.

"yes."Lu Ming nodded.

If it's not an agricultural machinery factory, it's still a military factory!

"Is there anything wrong with our agricultural channel’s interview with your agricultural machinery factory?"

Lu Ming:......

The Agriculture Channel interviewed an agricultural machinery factory, and it seemed like there was really nothing wrong with you!

If something is wrong, there must be something wrong with one of the ingredients.

Either your agricultural channel cheated on the military channel, or my agricultural machinery factory cheated on the military factory! so...Nothing wrong at all!

"Director Lu, how did you manage to turn an agricultural machinery factory into a military factory?"

Bingbing smiled proudly.

When it comes to interviews, I'm a professional!

With a set of logical closed loops, Bingbing successfully brought Lu Ming back.

Lu Ming considered it carefully.

"The main thing is our customers, they are so creative."

When the desert crossers carried Katyusha rocket launchers, when the water pipes turned into rockets.

This is not a problem with me, this is a problem with the customer's brain!

Can normal people do such a thing?!

Bingbing heard this Nodding, Lu Ming breathed a sigh of relief.

As long as he didn't dwell on the topic of military factories, it was too scary!

"So what do you think of 3MX becoming popular all over the world?"

Bingbing asked again

"There are two main reasons for this."

Hearing this question, Lu Ming suddenly became energetic.

"The first one must be that our products are of excellent quality, and the second one is the reverse promotion of Eagle Sauce. If we put one together, it’s really powerful!"

Netizens in the live broadcast room:......

He~tui!

I have never seen such a shameless person!

Although your Santengzi is indeed very good, the reason why it is so popular all over the world is because of the Eagle Sauce!

This is like a 0-8 mid laner hugging an 8-0 ADC and saying that we are too strong.

Are you the stronger one?

The strong thing is that Yingjiang reversely publicizes this operation!

Bingbing's mouth twitched slightly after hearing Lu Ming's answer.

You two are so strong!

Good professionalism prevented Bingbing from showing any strange expression.

She calmed down her mood and continued to ask:

"Factory Director Lu, what do you think about Yingjiang’s boycott of your factory because he said you endanger world peace?"

Lu Ming laughed when he heard this.

He had already expected that Bingbing would ask this question.

"In fact, it depends on how you understand this question." (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"Let me give you an example and everyone will understand."

"What would you think if someone told you that a female college student went to a bar to drink with you after class?"

"You must think how could this female student be so depraved? She has such a wrong outlook!"

"So if I put it another way and tell you that there is a nightclub girl who insists on going to university every day to attend lectures, what would you think?"

"You must be thinking, wow, this person is so positive, right?"[]

"So, the basic logic of this question lies in the order of your understanding!"

"The steel pipes we produced were made into rockets, and Yingjiang said that we endanger world peace."

"Thinking about it the other way around, rockets are all made of our steel pipes. Does that mean our steel pipes are of good quality and cheap?"

"It's the same truth~ To put it bluntly, Ying-chan is still small-minded and can't see the good things of others!"

Lu Ming's remarks opened the eyes of the water friends in the live broadcast room!

Good guy!

What he said makes sense!

I want to sleep with you, this is a hooligan.

I want to get up with you, this is a horse It's Xu Zhimo!

The same meaning depends on how you express it.

If you express it differently, the understanding will be completely different!

Suddenly, the barrage in the live broadcast room was full of words such as"taught" and"learned".

Bingbing also glanced at Lu Ming in surprise.

He didn't expect that this straight man could actually know this kind of talking skills.

But the next question was the highlight of today's interview.

Bingbing smiled secretly, but it didn't show on her face.

"Director Lu, this is the last question. Are you mentally prepared?"

When Lu Ming heard this, he was stunned for a moment.

Mental preparation?

What kind of mental preparation?

Oh!

You mean the interview is about to end, so you want me to be mentally prepared, right?

That's no problem!

Lu Ming immediately nodded and said,"What are you doing?" bring it on!

"Factory Director Lu, what do you think of Eagle Sauce’s increased boycott of your factory?"

"Increase resistance?"Lu Ming looked at Bingbing in astonishment."Haven't they been boycotting our factory? How could they increase their intensity?"

"oh? It seems that Factory Director Lu still doesn't know what happened over there at Yingjiang."

Bingbing said, raised her eyebrows, and then said meaningfully:

"Let me put it another way, what do you think of 3MX Maion being used to transport D products?"

Lu Ming:......

In front of the camera, Lu Ming heard this and looked at Bing Bing in shock.

What the hell?

3MX is used to transport D goods?

Do you want to listen to what you are saying?

This damn guy is a three-bouncer!

Sanbengzi transports poison?

Are you crazy or have I heard something wrong?!

Lu Ming was confused by Bingbing's sudden words.

"Although you are a government reporter, I still have the right to sue you for defamation! Lu

Ming looked at Bingbing and said:

"The Sanbengzi is an agricultural vehicle, how could it be used to smuggle D goods?!"

Bingbing raised her eyebrows slightly when she heard this.

Then she asked the staff on the side to bring over a tablet and handed it to Lu Ming.

Lu Ming took it and took a look, and it turned out to be a press conference from Yingjiang....Recently, the FBI successfully uncovered a drug smuggling case. It is understood that this drug smuggling case involved the largest drug trafficking cartel group in Moxico. The other party used the 3MX Ang agricultural vehicle to smuggle drug D into the country from Texas.

As a large agricultural state, Texas has a very high number of 3MX cars, and dealers in Moxibus took advantage of this phenomenon to confuse the public.

This D drug smuggling case has brought immeasurable health threats and losses to our citizens.

Therefore, we have reason to suspect that Os Agricultural Machinery Factory, the manufacturer of 3MX, seriously endangers world peace and stability.

We once again call for a strict boycott of Aos Agricultural Machinery Factory!

Lu Ming looked at the video on his tablet and froze when he heard the boastful voice of Yingjiang's diplomatic spokesperson.

Damn?!

This can't be true, can it?!

Santengzi smuggles D-products, how can it be so magical?

He was still happy to say that 3MX was so popular all over the world without any problems, and it was nothing like Desert Crossing and Steel Pipe.

At that time, Lu Ming still felt that 3MX was his most successful agricultural product.

As a result, you just turned around and came to me like this?

Sanbengzi transports poison, thank you for your imagination!

This wave of Lu Ming is really a little spanking - it's an eye-opener!

"Hahaha~ I knew this guy didn’t know the situation yet hahaha!"

"Not to mention Factory Director Lu, when I heard the news, I couldn’t believe it!"

"If I hadn't looked at our country's diplomatic official website, I would have thought it was a hype. ~"

"I don’t dare to shoot movies like this even if I’m on horseback~"

"Reality is more magical than movies. Just because you dare not make movies doesn’t mean it won’t happen in reality, haha!"

"Factory Director Lu probably never dreamed that a farm vehicle he produced would be transformed into a drug transport vehicle by Yingjiang! Hahaha!"

"Looking at Director Lu’s confused expression, I laughed to death, hahaha!"

"......"

The friends in the live broadcast room burst out laughing when they saw Lu Ming's stunned look through the camera.

The cameraman was also very unkind at this time.

He seemed to know the situation of the water friends in the live broadcast room and directly slapped Lu Ming's face.

Not only that, this guy also zoomed in on the camera and magnified Lu Ming's facial expression.

At this time, Lu Ming was sitting on the sofa chair, looking down at the tablet in his hand, dumbfounded.

The muscles on his face were trembling slightly, and his eyes were dull.

The mouth is slightly open and the expression is dull.

It's like seeing a ghost

"Factory Director Lu? Factory Director Lu?"

Bingbing saw that Lu Ming hadn't moved for so long, so she couldn't help but give him a kiss.

"ah? What's wrong? What question did you ask me just now?"

"I'm asking you what you think of 3MX being used to transport D products?"

"No, I'm talking about the previous question"

"Previous question? Bingbing thought for a while and said suspiciously:

"Are you mentally prepared?"

"No!"

"I wasn't mentally prepared. Don't ask me any further questions, and don't ask me. The interview ends here!"

Lu Mingteng stood up immediately.

Bingbing replied directly as soon as he finished speaking.

The whole process was so crisp and clean!

PS: I beg the bosses for your support, please!! Power!.