I, the tomb robber storyteller, exposed the old nine gates at the beginning

As soon as I saw this situation, after hearing Sakura Haruno's words, countless people were gossipy!

[Uzumaki Kushina: Sakura-chan, what did you say happened to Naruto and Sasuke?]

[Sakura Haruno: Well, I said it very clearly, they gave each other's first kiss to each other. 】

[Zhaomeiming: There is a big material! Speed explosion! Can't sleep at night!]

[Tsunade: Hurry up and talk to us.] 】

[Sakura Haruno: Ah, this ......]

[Naruto: Ahem, Sakura, don't mention this, let's go back to the scene in the picture...... Sasuke, what do you think I say? You just don't want to kill me! I'm your most important bond. 】

[Sasuke: Okay, okay, it's important, you don't have to say it so many times. For the sake of you saving me so many times, of course I can't hurt the killer, huh!]

[Naruto: Haha, I have to say it a few more times!]

[Terumi Ming: Naruto and Sasuke in the picture are really picturesque! If Sasuke kisses him, it will be another story-. 】

[Tsunade: Terumi! You're the devil, aren't you? I want to get married and want to go crazy!]

[Terumi Ming: Sakura-chan, tell us about their kiss, but unfortunately, I don't know if there is a video in this one?]

While everyone was talking, the system made a sound.

【Ding!】

[Sensing that everyone is very interested in the story of Naruto and Sasuke, the next question session begins.] 】

[May I ask how many people's first kisses Naruto Uzumaki has taken.] (This does not include their own parents and children.) ）】

[This question can be answered by everyone! Those who answer correctly will be rewarded! Those who answer incorrectly will also be punished as appropriate!]

As soon as I heard these words.

The ninja world is in an uproar!

[Four generations of Thunder Shadows: Seven generations of Hokage, hurry up and tell us the answer to this question!, let's get the rewards!]

[Onoki: yes, take care of us, right?]

[Naruto Uzumaki: Ah...... Well, if I had to say it, it would have to be 2! Sasuke and Hinata ......]

[I love Luo: I really envy them...... Forget it, I won't answer. 】

[Terumi: Then I'll answer too, 2 people!]

[Thousand Hands Pillar: Haha, it's so lively, I'm going to answer too!Two people!Madara, you can answer too!]

[Senjuma: Big brother, what are you doing to take care of Madara Uchiha so much? I don't want to ask questions, I suddenly feel that this question may be fraudulent. 】

[Sasuke Uchiha: I don't want to answer such a question either......]

[Sakura Haruno: I, I won't answer either...... Naruto, Ino, don't answer either. 】

Sakura Haruno tried to hold the others away from the Q&A.

[Madara Uchiha: Hmph, what a boring question, I have to answer this, my legendary ninja, is there still dignity? Two people!!】

[Boruto: Dad, Uncle Sasuke, you guys are really ...... Forget it, I'll answer along, two of you!!]

[Black Jee: I, I will answer too, two people!]

[A Thousand Hands: Black Jue, what are you doing with this kid?]

Naturally, Black Jedi wants to get a reward to resurrect his mother and save himself at the same time.

In anticipation, the system finally started playing the correct answer!

【Ding!!】

[Answering the two of them Naruto Uzumaki, Senju Tsuruma, and Madara Uchiha...... All answers are incorrect!]

[All 20 kilograms of dog food are punished, these people must eat all the dog food!] 】

[Naruto Uzumaki: Ah, am I still wrong?How is it possible?Sasuke, did you give your first kiss to someone before?Could it be your brother?]

【Uchiha Itachi: ......】

[Uchiha Sasuke: Naruto, I, I really kissed for the first time, ahh

Sasuke almost felt as if he had been mistaken for a lover who had changed his mind, and he had to explain it to his lover.

I feel very aggrieved.

Bah!

What do you explain!?

Obviously it was Naruto who should have explained......

Ah, that's not right!

He doesn't explain, what does it matter to me?

......

A scene from a classroom appears in the frame.

The young Konoha Twelve Little Strongmen appeared here.

Because of Sasuke's appearance, countless girls began to become nymphomaniac.

After hearing that everyone around him was praising Sasuke, Naruto was still very upset.

He just squatted on Sasuke's table and looked at him with an unkind expression.

What's so good about this guy Sasuke?

Why do so many girls like him?

Sasuke, of course, was dismissive of Naruto and didn't want to look at him.

Sakura Haruno spoke very unhappily.

"Naruto! Don't keep an eye on Sasuke. "

Yamanaka Ino interjected:

"That's it! Get back to your seat. "

After hearing the girls' words, Naruto muttered.

"It's really unpleasant to have Sasuke grow Sasuke all day long!"

Looking at Naruto and Sasuke, who were already thunder and fire on the ground, they were about to fight if they didn't agree with each other.

Their eyes were red, as if they were going to fight each other!

At this time, a passer-by who was sitting in front of him accidentally touched Naruto in the back.

"Oops, sorry. "

As a result, at this time, Naruto and Sasuke both met mouth-to-mouth, offering their first kiss.

“mua~"

Sakura Haruno and Ino Yamanaka on the side were all gloomy.

Naruto and Sasuke also looked disgusted, feeling like they were going to vomit out everything they had eaten the other day. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Damn Naruto!

Damn Sasuke!

Disgusting!

The speed at which the picture was played suddenly fell into a standstill.

[Naruto, Sasuke, have you been kissing for so long? 】

[Uchiha Mikoto: Although you have warm feelings, you also have to pay attention to your image, right?]

[Uchiha Fugaku: It's not good to be so young and indulge in lustful dogs and horses, Sasuke. 】

[Uzumaki Kushina: By the way, Mizumon, when we delivered Naruto, so many things happened, would we, ahem, not carefully check Naruto's gender?]

[Naruto: ???]

【Bo Feng Shui Gate: ???】

[Sarutobi Biwako: Well, if I hadn't been dizzy, I wouldn't have been mistaken. 】

[Naruto: Ahh

[Sakura Haruno: Ahhh

[Sasuke: I really can't stand it anymore.] 】

[Naruto: Is this a punishment for me not answering the question correctly? haha!]

After this video aired.

In the chat group, one stone stirs up a thousand waves!

[Terumi Ming:! The two of them obviously don't deal with each other well, but are they so exciting when they come?]

[Tiantian: This is called a rivalry, haha!]

[Black Soil: These two are the top 3 characters in Konoha Village. It's amazing to think about, haha. 】

[Madara Uchiha: It seems that their love and killing have started since they were so young. 】

[Terumi: When both of them had black and stinky faces, that's it, and then they got it? Isn't it a dry firewood...... If that's not love. 】

[Iruka: Let's be together, I agree to this marriage.] 】

[Nara Shikamaru: Yes, lest Naruto, you always suffer from the white eyes of the Hyuga family. 】

[Yamanaka Ino: Sasuke has always been red-eyed by the side now, don't you know?]

After hearing everyone's ridicule, Naruto and Sasuke were embarrassed,

Although their relationship is very good at this time, it is still very uncomfortable for such a video to be revealed.

Bo Feng Shuimon, Uzumaki Kushina, Uchiha Fugaku and Mikoto all have complicated faces at this time.

[Uchiha Mikoto: It would be nice if our husband and wife had a girl at the beginning. You can form a family with Jiu Sinai, haha. 】

[Bo Feng Shuimen: Well, if I were to name my daughter......]

[Uzumaki Kushina: Watergate, stop!, let's think about how cute the women's version of Naruto is!]

[Uchiha Mikoto: I think the women's version of Sasuke is even cuter. 】

[Uzumaki Kushina: It's Naruto cuteness from my family. 】

[Uchiha Mikoto: No, no, no! It's Sasuke of my family's cuteness.] 】

[Naruto: Alright, okay, you all don't fight, okay?]

The other side.

Uchiha Itachi also thought about it in his heart,

If only I had a stupid sister.

This picture is very wonderful when you think about it.

[Six Immortals: Yes, the reincarnations of Indra and Asura, if one day they can get together as a couple, there won't be so many disputes. 】

[Hei Jue: No, I absolutely disagree with this marriage. How can you forget the hatred of your previous life, you are forgetting your ancestors. 】

[Thousand Hands Pillar: Okay, okay, Black Jedi! There's no place for you to speak here.] 】

[Madara Uchiha: Anyway, Kuro Jedi hasn't appeared at this time. 】

[Senju Pillar: It may not be clear yet, but the reincarnation of Indra and Asura at this time is Naruto and Sasuke. 】

[Senju Kazuma: If Kuro knew about it a long time ago, wouldn't it be troublesome? Maybe Naruto and Sasuke would have been separated a long time ago, so there might be no later plot. 】

[Bo Feng Shuimen: Having said that, what did Hei Jue do in the growth of the two of them!?

[Jiraiya: Sasuke went to Orochimaru, will there be a black Jedi in it?]

[Kakashi: I think it's very likely.] It's a pity that the bond between the two of them is too deep, so there is no way for anyone to separate them. 】

【Black Absolute ......】

At this time, Hei Jue was also extremely unhappy in his heart.

This abominable contemporary Indra and Asura.

In the past, Indra and Asura were fighting, and the two of you were in love.

Forget your ancestors!

Looking at the lively atmosphere in the chat group, Hei Jue felt very uncomfortable.

[Six Dao Immortals: Haha, I'm also very pleased. 】

[Six Immortals: If only the previous Asuras and Indras could be like them. 】

[Six Dao Immortals: I also think it's very strange. Is it because the Asura in this life is too sincere in his feelings and has been chasing Indra hard, or is it because Indra's temperament is not as perverse and violent as the previous generation?

【Indra: ......】

【Asura: ......】

[Senju Pillar: Madara! If only we could have been together. 】

[Madara Uchiha: ??? thousand].