I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

He Menghan shook his head.

Now is not the time to dwell on this issue.

This new administrator actually dared to look down on her and throw a plate? !

He Menghan: (*｀Д*) “Pick up the plate, I’ll let you pick up the plate!”

Jiang Xiao: (angry｀Дangry) "I don't! Unless you want to taste Patrick Star's iron fist! Madam! That taste is not pleasant!"

When did He Menghan's dignity receive such a provocation?

Mr. Pai has never been wronged.

The two of them looked at each other angrily, and neither one was convinced by the other!

"Uncle administrator, Aunt He, please stop arguing, Xiaoqing will go help you."

The cute little boy stopped the two people who were about to have a conflict.

Seeing the child trying to stop the fight, and He Menghan didn't intend to have a conflict with the administrator in broad daylight, he snorted and went upstairs.

Jiang Xiao sat on the sofa unceremoniously.

That is, the middle position between the man with gold-rimmed glasses and the stupid uncle.

The man with gold-rimmed glasses looked at Jiang Xiao's silly look and couldn't help but lick his lips.

As for the uncle, he seemed worried about the little boy's safety and kept his eyes on the little boy from beginning to end.

"New administrator, I think you are quite crazy?"

"Crazy? Are you saying I'm crazy?"

Jiang Xiao sneered indifferently.

"Haha, I think you misunderstood sir, actually I just..."

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Xiao's expression turned dull.

"Huh? Where are the coffee beans! Where are my coffee beans? They were right here just now!"

Xiao Qing looked at the coffee beans and mortar he had just picked up in his hand in confusion.

I'm thinking about putting them back on the ground.

The man with gold-rimmed glasses couldn't help but lift his glasses down.

hiss!

Is this guy's thinking so out-of-the-box?

I can't keep up with his rhythm.

Even the honest uncle who had been silent couldn't help but speak.

"You're a kid? You've got such a bright brain!"

"No, I'm actually not stupid at all, I'm just a little retarded."

Everyone:.

"Not stupid at all" "A bit retarded"

Sometimes being speechless to a person is often just such a moment.

Seeing the disbelief in everyone's eyes, Jiang Xiao started to demonstrate.

"Don't believe it? Look, this is a fool!"

Jiang Xiao: (O . o) (o . O) (﹃*)

Everyone:? ? ?

Warnima!

It turns out that proving yourself to be a fool really doesn’t require any unnecessary actions.

This administrator showed off his awesomeness with just a few ordinary expressions!

"Mom, what kind of animal is that?"

At some point, a pretty little girl appeared in the corridor, pointing at Jiang Xiao and asking the woman next to her.

The woman touched the girl's head and replied kindly.

"That's trash, baby, that's not normal."

"Hahahahaha~"

Jiang Xiao laughed wisely and extended his hand to say hello to the mother and daughter on the second floor, and then showed off to the man with glasses with a proud look on his face.

"Haha, did you see that, they praised me for not being an ordinary person! You have to call me Dr. Patrick Star and Mr. Professor!"

‘Bang~’

Jiang Xiao, who was so happy that he jumped up and down, accidentally stepped on a big hole in the marble floor.

Warnema.

The uncle had a look of horror on his face, and it was clear that this kid was definitely not smart!

I can't hear anything nice about it, but this body seems to be very powerful!

Even the man with gold-rimmed glasses couldn't help but step aside for a moment.

The rumors are true, fools are very powerful~

The eyes of the woman and little girl on the second floor also narrowed.

What's going on? This doesn't fit into the script?

Not only does his brain not work well, but he also seems to be quite powerful?

Is this the administrator?

Or the new crazy roommate?

At present, it seems that the degree of his madness is quite serious.

The little boy went upstairs silently.

The man with gold-rimmed glasses and the uncle were about to leave soon after.

Yes, they need time to digest Jiang Xiao's operation.

"Wait! You can't leave yet. I don't know what to do if you leave."

No one paid any attention to him, and everyone walked faster!

Only the little boy pursed his lips as he went upstairs, turned to Jiang Xiao and said.

"Dinner is at 7:30. As the administrator, you have to prepare meals for us."

"Wait a minute guys! I'm not the yellow square, I'm the pink spiky! Want to make a Krabby Patty? I think you've got the wrong person."

What the hell is this administrator saying?

Can't communicate at all!

The little boy couldn't stand it anymore and went directly to his room on the second floor.

"Are you really stupid or are you pretending to be stupid? Here, no matter how much you pretend, it's useless~"

"By the way, we have seven adults and two children here. What you cook must be enough for us."

The mother of the little girl on the second floor left, but the little girl was still there.

She sat on the edge of the stairs and kept dangling her little feet.

Jiang Xiao glanced at her, but rarely opened his mouth to retaliate.

"I hope your choice is right, little girl, but I think the pasta should be mixed with No. 42 concrete, because the length of the screw can easily affect the torque of the excavator. When you smash it in hard, in an instant, It will produce a lot of high-energy proteins."

The little girl stood up from the stairs with a stunned look on her face.

It's not fear, but curiosity in the eyes. Is this what my mother said is not a normal person?

"Hey, are you always like this? What's your name? Is it Jiang Xiao?"

"Jiang Xiao? I think you must have remembered it wrong."

"But you're still young. I don't blame you. First clean your nose and then pull up your pants. My name is Mr. Pai. Remember!"

At this time, the rest of the Chosen Ones also received the task of grinding coffee.

And in an extremely rare situation, the casualty rate in this link is actually zero?

Only Nako frowned, not daring to be careless at all.

strangeness?

It doesn't seem to be dangerous at the moment, right?

Didn't it say there was a group of perverts and four lunatics?

Is it possible that there are normal people besides perverts and lunatics in this madman's villa?

etc.

It’s not normal, it’s normal and a little too scary!

I always feel like something is wrong.

She turned around and looked at the gentle man with gold-rimmed glasses and the upright uncle.

The two of them smiled politely at her without making any unnecessary moves.

Nako's heart sank.

She knew something was wrong.

Does your talent seem to have failed on them? !

They didn't take the initiative to chat with me?

Nako is not narcissistic, but her talent is what it is. The situation before her is obviously beyond her understanding.

Only the little boy named Ah Qing was very attached to her and kept calling her sister.

Suppress the strange thoughts first.

Perhaps, we can get information from the children

It's just that there are four people in the hall now, so Nako doesn't dare to act rashly yet.

Survive five days?

She wasn't sure.

The calmer the surface, the more chilling it makes people feel.

We must find the key and escape quickly!

More than ninety chosen ones are making small calculations in their hearts.

But it is too difficult to find a way out of the limited rules.

Moreover, this strange story also limits the opportunities for reminders from the outside world.

Even if Jiang Shen from the Dragon Kingdom cleared the level, they still couldn't get the answer.

Speaking of Jiang Xiao.

He has now entered the kitchen, and a lot of ingredients have been sorted out in front of him.

"That's right, as Spongebob's best friend Patrick, there's no reason why I can't make delicious food."

but

But he doesn't remember anything Spongebob ever gave him.

Got it!

Peanut Sundae!

I only remember this!

Seeing the excited expression on Jiang Xiao's face, the feeling in the barrage instantly turned bad.

[If you don’t understand, just ask, why is Jiang Xiao smiling so pervertedly? 】

[Jiang Shen smiled, life and death were unpredictable. 】

[It’s hard to imagine what someone like him can do. 】

【you forgot? He had cooked with Shi Shi before, and his skills were good. 】

[Are you sure Jiang Xiao can treat these guys in Madman's Villa the same as he treats Shi Shi and the others? 】

What are the looks and personalities of Shi Shi’s cute babies?

Can the idiots in Madman's Villa be as good as a single hair of Shi Shi?

[He started to do it, eh? The starting point is ketchup? 】

[But, isn’t it too crowded? 】

Jiang Xiaokuku squeezed nearly half of the porcelain basin of tomato sauce. It was a large porcelain basin, and you had to open your arms to pick it up.

[Good guy, the entire lunatic asylum can’t use this much in a year, right? 】

[Maybe it’s the kind of delicacy that requires lots and lots of tomato sauce? 】

After squeezing out the tomato sauce.

Jiang Xiao squinted and took out dozens of onions.

"Ah da da da da da ~~~~"

Without washing them, I cut all the dirty onions in half a basket into thick slices and poured them into the tomato sauce.

【onion? 】

[Onions with ketchup? If you don’t understand, just ask, what kind of delicious food is he planning to make? 】

After cutting the onions, Jiang Xiao started looking for something everywhere.

"Hey, weird, where are the peanuts? Oops, there are no peanuts here, what should I do now?"

[Ketchup + onion + peanuts? What can this horse do? 】

[Fortunately there are no peanuts, otherwise I can’t even imagine what it tastes like. 】

[I don’t know how it tastes, but the look is definitely great! 】

"Well?"

Unable to find peanuts, Jiang Xiao's eyes were fixed on several large barrels of raw peanut oil on the stove.

"If there are no peanuts, this peanut oil should be about the same, right?"

"Yes, that's it. There's only one word missing. Patrick, you are a real genius!"

Everyone:? ? ? ?

【Wait a minute, hey! This is a long way from riding a horse! 】

[One word difference, a thousand miles of error]

[But what Jiang Xiao said makes sense, after all, it’s just one word difference~]

[Brother upstairs, what kind of magical brain circuit do you have? 】

[Let me ask you, is it just one word missing? 】

‘Tons~tons~tons~tons~’

Several large barrels of peanut oil were also poured into the porcelain basin by Jiang Xiao.

this.

Everyone: (mouth*)…

[Oh my god, what kind of shit does he want to do? 】

Everyone's name for it ranged from delicacies to food to cunt toys now.

Only less than three minutes passed.

[Oh, I get it, he wants to make a peanut sundae! 】