I watched the short video of Genshin Impact and the character broke his defense.

in video. in the screen.

Yingbao looked at the shota wearing a bamboo hat that Lin Xin pulled out from nowhere and tilted his head slightly.

"The country collapses? ? ?"

The shota known as Guobeng was still struggling violently in Lin Yi's hands.

When he heard this familiar voice, he immediately raised his head. Then he was dumbfounded.

Damn it!!! Thunder!!! Shota, who was held by Lin Yi's neck, immediately struggled. It got even more intense!!!

Lin Xin didn’t say anything, stretched out his hand and hit Shota’s butt!!!

"Snapped!!!"

The clear sound reverberated throughout the Pure Land of One Heart.

Ying Bao blinked.

Shota was immediately stunned...

I'm talking about it.

I was spanked just now???

Me!!!

The sixth seat of the fools!!!

Skirmisher!!!

I'm about to get Inazuma's Heart of God...

The man who achieved the second place in this year's annual KPI of the Fools' Executives!!!

I was actually spanked! ??

And the person who spanked me was... A person who hangs out in the chat group every day - a fun person!!!

To be honest.

Because he has never met Lin Yi with his own eyes, the soldiers don’t have a clear understanding of Lin Yi’s strength, even if he occasionally appears in the group Among the second-generation videos about Lin Yi, there are almost no videos that show Lin Yi taking action... the only one is the video about King of Elden.

In the end, we saw Lin Yi and a knight who didn't look very strong. You fought back and forth for three minutes!!!

What kind of weakling!!!

This strength is not as good as those trash with the eye of god!!!

And now the skirmisher realized that something was wrong...

He couldn't break away from Lin Yi at all!!! Even if Lin Yi was humiliated and spanked in front of the public... actually only under the gaze of Yingbao... the skirmishers still couldn't do anything!!!

"What on earth do you want to do!!!"

The skirmisher asked through gritted teeth.

"Ouch? ? ?

How dare you eat your father's mouth? ? ?"

Lin Yi hit the skirmisher's butt again!!!

"Snapped!!!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

The skirmishers were angry!!!

The soldiers can be killed without humiliation!!!

Strong thunder and lightning erupted all over the skirmishers!!!

But... it was of no use.

Lin Yi seemed to have done nothing. The skirmishers

' thunder and lightning They all disappeared, and the skirmishers were stunned again...

Yingbao finally spoke:

"Lin Yi, what on earth are you here for? ? ? Lin

Yi said:

"Hi hoo hi!!!

Isn’t it a happy day today, so I just want to take you two out to have a good time!!!"

"What big day? ? ?"

Yingbao said puzzledly.

"Of course it was the three-month anniversary of our meeting in the group!!! Lin

Yi pointed at the silent soldier at this moment:

"After three months of not seeing each other, our son has grown so big.

Are you surprised? ? ?

Is it surprising? ? ?"

Ying Bao hesitated and said:

"Dolls don't grow up.

And although theoretically I did create the collapse of the country, and maybe I am indeed his mother, this should have nothing to do with you...

You did not participate in the creation at that time, and I do not have such a relationship with you.……"

Lin Yi frowned dissatisfied:

"Alas,

I knew you would say this, so I specially invited the God of Wind, Water, and Grass.

The three of them decided to perform the Great Memory Restoration Technique on you!!!"

After that, Lin Yi opened the door.

On the other side of the door,

Yingbao saw the figures of three gods, as well as some other sand sculpture friends.

Yingbao breathed a sigh of relief and said:

"I see.

This is what you often call an offline gathering of friends, right? ? ?

Then please wait a moment...

I am a consciousness that resides here, and I have no physical body...

So please meet me at the castle tower."

"OJ K"

Lin Yi nodded.

He picked up the skirmishers with his arms and reset the target of the arbitrary gate - the castle tower.

At this time, inside the castle tower.

Shadow, who had already transferred his consciousness to the Thunderbolt General puppet, also looked at the random door that suddenly appeared.

Facing the nervous Tianling soldiers in the castle tower,

Shadow Treasure said:

"Don't be nervous... they are my friends... you all should step aside for now. No one can enter the castle tower without my permission.

"

"yes!!!

General!!!"

After all the soldiers from Tianling had left,

Yingbao walked into any door.

Wendy immediately handed Yingbao a glass of wine:

"You are finally here!!!

Come on, come on!!!

Those who arrive late will be punished with a drink first!!!"

Ying took the wine handed over by Wendy and drank it in one gulp.

Then he said:

"It is indeed a good wine, much stronger than Inazuma's wine."

Then he looked at Lin Yi, who was still carrying the skirmishers, and said with a headache:

"Do you still want to carry him?"

"Oh... indeed!!!"

Lin Xin casually threw the skirmisher to the ground.

It hit in front of Yingmei and Paimeng.

This was the first time that people in the group saw the skirmisher.

Now that the skirmisher was no longer restrained by Lin Yi, there was no How can he act rashly?

He is crazy, but not stupid.

Judging from the strength that Lin Xin showed just now, he knows that he is no match.

And now there are five fucking gods sitting here!!!

I am just a little one You are just fools and executives... You have to use five gods to torture me, right!!! Just wait!!! When I ascend to the divine level in Xumi... I will make you all pay the price!!! As for now... well... just treat it as an ordinary offline group gathering... Calm down, Skirmisher, you must calm down!!! You can't beat them!!! However, even though Skirmisher keeps telling himself to be calm , but Lin Yi’s next words still made him unable to hold back!!!

"Let me introduce to you, this is my useless dog- by the way, his mother is my wife, that is——"

Lin Yi pointed at the Shadow Treasure:

"film!!!"

Shadow Treasure sighed in resignation.

Paimon said in surprise:

"The executive of the Fools, is your son? ? ? Lin

Yi nodded:

"good." walnut:

"I do not believe!!!

Unless you prove it to me!!!"

Wendy shouted from the side:

"That's right!!!

Prove it to us!!!

If you can't prove it, you'll punish yourself with three cups of wine!!!

But I know you can't drink it!!!

So it doesn't matter!!!

I can drink these three cups for you!!!"

Funina was amused by Wendy's words:

"If you want to drink, just say so!!!"

Lin Yi smiled and put his hand into his sleeve.

"OK OK!!!

You want me to prove it to you, right? ? ?"

When the soldier saw Lin Yi's action, he immediately felt a chill on his back!!!

Who knows why a damn doll would sweat...

Anyway, the soldier knew that if he didn't hurry up and yo-yo at this moment...

Then what awaits me next... may be even worse than hell!!!

So the skirmisher pointed behind Lin Yi:

"Look!!!

I'm dancing numbernined mirror flow!!!"

"Damn it!!!"

Lin Yi turned around immediately!!!

"Big aunt!!!"

The skirmishers seized this fleeting opportunity!!!

Immediately rushed towards the arbitrary door that Lin Yi had not closed!!!

The other end of the arbitrary door is the castle tower!!! (Read the cool novel, go up and fly Lu Novel Network!)

Just rush in!!!

I can get rid of Lin Yi!!!

Almost!!!

Just one meter away!!!

Just thirty centimeters away!!!

Just three centimeters away!!!

Hahaha!!!

I laugh at Lin's unsuspecting plan!!!

I laugh at Balzebul Shaozhi!!!

If this hypocritical woman sets up an eightfold fox in the castle tower at this time——

"Ga? ? ?"

Although the skirmisher rushed into the castle tower smoothly!!!

But before he could brake!!!

A circle with flying sparks appeared in front of him!!!

And at the other end of the circle……[]

I'm so confused... why does it feel like that tree looks like a sacred cherry tree?!!

And why does the pink-haired woman under the tree look familiar to me? ? ?

And... the one who was talking and laughing with that pink-haired woman... wasn't he fucking Lin Yi!!!

Skirmishers discovered Hua Dian!!!

Skirmishers want to brake now!!!

The skirmisher wanted to— one hand grasped the stamina of his destiny, and then, as if familiar— was thrown under the sacred cherry tree. When Liu Bei saw this move, he had to learn it, so that he could show Zhao Yun the fight in the future!!! Skirmishers are now all confused. Who the hell am I? ? ? Where the hell am I? ? ? What the hell am I going to do? ? ?

"Yo yo yo~~~~~！！！"

The skirmisher lay on his back on the ground where cherry blossom petals were scattered.

The perspective reflected the face of a devil.

Maybe Brother Kong's evaluation of Lin Yi in the original video was right.

Although the soldiers didn't know who Satan was,

Satan only dared to tattoo half of Lin Yi on his back!!!

Lin Yi looked at the stragglers with a smile.

"Isn't this my great son? ? ?

Why did you come to your aunt's place to have sex? ? ? oh……"

Lin Xin happily bent down and took off the hat worn by the straggler, and then rubbed the straggler's dog head angrily:

"You are so sensible and filial, why would you invite your little aunt to the party? ? ?"

The skirmishers didn't say a word.

Send?

Send a hook!!!

Every time I say something, maybe it will become new material for the devil Lin Xin to tease me!!!

"Look, this stupid kid is so excited that he can't even say bad words...

Come on, come on……"

Lin Yi waved to the pink-furred fox,

"You lift his legs, and I lift his hands."

The pink-furred fox said somewhat puzzledly:

"What do you want to do to him? ? ?"

"Just lift it"

"Okay...

I think it might be interesting.……"

The pink-furred fox covered her mouth and smiled.

She was indeed extremely beautiful.

Then according to Lin Yi's statement, she lifted the soldier's legs, and

Lin Yi lifted the soldier's hand.

The skirmisher's breathing was a little rapid.

Damn it... what are these two hanging men going to do? ? ?

Could it be that you want to throw me from the shadow to the mountain? ? ?

Damn it!!!

Even if I am a doll!!!

No matter how awesome the doctor’s ability is!!!

Throw me down from such a high place!!!

I can't fucking get it here and there!!!

Before the skirmisher could speak, he heard Lin Yi say:

"Yes, yes... just point this right at the tree trunk...

Okay...

I'll count to three!!! three!!! two!!! one!!!

Collide!!!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

In the roar of the skirmishers!!!

Between his two thighs!!!

There was a very powerful intimate contact with the sacred cherry tree!!!

"Come again!!! three!!! two!!! one!!!

Collide!!!"

"Ahhhhhhh——！！！"

"not enough!!!"

Lin Yi had an excited smile on his face!!!

"Still...still coming? ? ?"

The face of the pink-furred fox was a little hesitant.

"Don’t you understand this? ? ?

I have been to a world before, where fathers rewarded their sons like this!!!"

"Ah this……"

The pink-furred fox pointed at the skirmisher

"But he cried"

"ah? ? ?"

Lin Yi immediately let go after hearing this.

"Paji——"

The skirmisher who lost Lin Yi's support - his head hit the ground with a"duang" - his legs were still being carried by the pink fur fox - he was very quiet.

Silent.

Only one teardrop flowed from the purple pupil - across the corner of the eye - and dripped onto the ear.

How long? ? ?

When was the last time I cried? 640? ? ?

That was the first time he was created by Balzebul...

As a newborn, he shed the first teardrop in his life.

After that, no matter what happened to him again, he never cried again. past - until today——

"Oh shit!!!

Are you really crying? ? ?"

Lin Yi took a breath of air!!!

Then he accused the pink-furred fox:

"It's all your fault!!!

It hurts my big baby!!!"

The pink-furred fox said speechlessly:

"Doesn't this show that Lin Xin, your father, loves you like a mountain?!!

Okay, okay, let’s go now.

I have to go to the offline group gathering you mentioned...

Really, for such a fun thing,

I was not invited at the beginning!!!"

"Let's go then."

Lin Yi nodded.

Then he took out any door and walked into the box of Liyue Xinyuexuan with the pink fur fox.

"Snapped……"

The door was mercilessly closed.

Only one helpless straggler was left at the scene.

Within a few seconds, a circle of sparks familiar to the straggler appeared.

Lin Yi stretched out a hand and picked up the straggler.——

"Forgot you -

Simi Marseille!!!"

In the chat group, the friends in the sand sculpture group were shocked.

What the hell is there such an inhumane operation???

【Hutao: Against the sky!!!】

【Ying: It’s easy to go against the odds, but it’s difficult to go against the odds!!!】

【Star: OK, OK!!!】

【film:……】

【Paimon: Is the skirmisher okay now? ? ?】

【Fire: skirmisher】

【March 7: I thought Lin Yi would be enough to explode if he picked up a skirmisher in front of Ying.……】

【Fu Xuan: I didn’t expect that there would be even more explosions later.……】

【Ying: The stragglers are silent.】

【Jing Yuan: Maybe he’s too scared to say bad words anymore.……】

【Wendy: As expected of Lin Yi……】

【Wendy: Easily accomplished what none of us can do!!!】

【Xier:……】

【Xier: Before commenting on this outrageous video……】

【Xi'er: I'm quite curious about the relationship between skirmishers and shadows.……】

【film:……】

【Shadow: As said in the video】

【Shadow: National Collapse is a doll I once made】

【Shadow: Maybe for him……】

【Shadow: The person who created him is indeed like his mother.……】

【Gui Naifen: So what happened next? ? ?】

【Shadow: In order to be able to protect Rice Wife forever……】

【Shadow: I decided to create props that resist wear and tear using some mysterious technology originally derived from Canria.】

【Shadow: I just want to create a container that can store my God’s heart.】

【Shadow: I didn’t use any ready-made containers for the initial experiment.】

【Shadow: Thus was born the collapse of the country】

【Shadow: But the country collapsed and she shed tears in her sleep……】

【Shadow: I think he has neither the perseverance of a human being nor the ruthlessness of an object. He is too fragile.……】