in the video.

Luofu in Jing Yuan's mobile phone loves each other on a blind date, and the family chats with a crowd.

[Lin Su: What about Jing Yuan?]

[Lin Su: Why is you not in the Shence Mansion?]

[Lin Su: Is he a wife cake?]

[What do you mean?]

[Lin Su: There is no wife in the wife's cake. 】

[Lin Su: There is no Shence general in the Shence Mansion. 】

And in the chat group on the light curtain of reality.

Jing Yuan didn't have the heart to complain about why Lin Su appeared in Luofu's blind date and love family chat.

He had a hunch in his heart.

The next one to be spoofed is himself!!

[Lin Su: What the hell?]

[Lin Su: Why did I still go to the group chat of your blind date and loving family in Luofu?]

[Star: It means that you have successfully become Jingyuan's master. 】

[Lin Su: Good guy!!]

[Lin Su: If you can talk, you will publish a book!]

[Lin Su: Oh, in the out?]

[Lin Su: That's fine. 】

[Fu Xuan: This is not quite right. 】

[Funina: What's wrong?]

[Fu Xuan: Shouldn't Lin Su call the general Jing Yuanyuan?]

[Lin Su: 艸!]

[Lin Su: It makes sense, you are Levin Runke?]

[Paimon: General Jingyuan, do you want to go to the toilet too!?]

[Jing Yuan: ......]

[Jing Yuan: Paimon's ...... good question]

[Star: He's not a two-dimensional beautiful girl, why don't you go to the toilet?]

[Lin Su: Laughing to death!]

[Lin Su: Don't you have to go to the toilet for the two-dimensional beautiful girl over there?]

[Jing Yuan: Let's not talk about whether you can go to the toilet or not. 】

[Jing Yuan: I feel like I'm going to suffer heavily in the video. 】

[Jing Yuan: Silver Branch.] Please be merciful!!]

[Silverbranch: I also hope that I am normal in the video. 】

[Silver Branch: But ......]

[Silverbranch: I guess I should have sent toilet paper?]

[Silverbranch: I can't imagine how this could be abnormal. 】

[Lin Su "Five-Three-Zero": That can only mean that your imagination is not rich enough!]

[Silverbranch: Indeed!]

in the video.

Luofu in Jing Yuan's mobile phone loves each other on a blind date, and the family chats with a crowd.

Faced with Lin Su's questioning, someone quickly replied.

[Yanqing: The general went to Xuanye Avenue to inspect. 】

[Lin Su: Oh, that's fine. 】

[Fu Xuan: Speaking ......]

[Fu Xuan: I met a psychopath today who didn't know which psychiatric department of Danding Division ran out, really down!]

[Sushang: Huh?]

[Sushang: Lord Taibu, what does he look like, what did he do?]

[Sushang: I'll keep an eye on him when I'm on patrol later, and send him back to Danding Division!]

[Fu Xuan: He ripped off the pull ring on the subway and handed it to me!!]

【Green Sparrow: Poof!】

[Green Sparrow: So aggressive!]

[Lin Su: You just say that you didn't have enough in the end!]

[Yanqing: Is it a red-haired man wearing knight's armor?]

[Fu Xuan: How do you know?]

[Yanqing: I also ran into him. 】

[Yanqing: He is still more polite......]

[Yanqing: It's just that the way I shine my shoes is a bit special......]

[Jingliu: So...... I'm ...... too]

[Lin Su: What did he do to you?]

[Mirror Stream: Nothing. 】

[Jingliu: I feel much better about my Demon Yin Body now.] 】

[Fu Xuan: What a miracle doctor!]

[Jing Yuan: I'm in a public toilet on Xuanye Avenue. 】

[Jing Yuan: I have no paper here, which of you will save it?]

[Silverbranch: This gentleman with no paper. 】

[Silverbranch: Do you admit that the goddess Idrila is unparalleled in her beauty?]

[Yanqing: ???]

[Fu Xuan: It's him!]

[Lin Su: Dude, how did you get in?]

[Controlling the Sky: Isn't our group not open to the public?]

[Jing Yuan: Don't talk about this yet!!]

[Jing Yuan: Hurry up, save me first!]

[Jing Yuan: If you save me, I will admit that the beauty of Goddess Idrila is unparalleled!!]

[Lin Su: You thing that abandoned the emperor's bow and command!!]

[Silverbranch: I feel your yearning for Goddess Idrila. 】

【Silverbranch: Please wait!】

A few minutes later.

Xuanye Boulevard.

Inside a public toilet.

In the "private room" where Jing Yuan is located.

Jing Yuan, who was waiting for Ginzhi, played with his mobile phone.

Suddenly.

The top of his head.

lit up.

The entire roof of the public toilet was lifted.

Suddenly screams and scolding followed.

Then.

The door in front of Jing Yuan.

Nor is it gone.

The passing Xianzhou people watched this scene.

Looking at Jing Yuan, who was sitting on the toilet.

People are stupid.

Jing Yuan was also stupid.

He looked numbly ahead of him.

A redhead.

A handsome knight who is incredibly handsome.

Holding a tray covered by a lid in his hand.

Bow gracefully to yourself.

Then slowly open the lid.

The paper roll inside was revealed.

"No matter where you are......

Someday......

I'll show you that—

What is true beauty?

Please, sir.

The toilet paper you want. "

The surrounding Xianzhou people took out their mobile phones one after another.

Jing Yuan's eyes darkened.

I can't get up on the toilet for a long time.

Kill me.

I feel like I'm going to fall into the Demon Body!!

Since then.

This made the parties and friends roll their eyes one after another.

Let the melon eaters and friends laugh often-

The ultimate invincible large-scale pure beauty promotional video.

It's over!!

[Jing Yuan: Silver Branch.] Thank you. 】

[Jing Yuan: I feel like I won't have to worry about the Demon Yin Body for at least a few hundred years!]

[Yanqing: ...... It has to be the most ruthless of the general!]

[March 7: Is this because I couldn't find where General Jing Yuan was, so I lifted the roof directly?]

[Lin Su: Just say if you found it in the end!]

[Star: You just tell me if you finally delivered the toilet paper to the general!]

【Fu Xuan: Puff ......】

[Fu Xuan: I successfully amused this seat. 】

[Yinzhi: I hope this video won't make my friends misunderstand me badly......]

[Ginzhi: Basically, I'm very serious. 】

[Navia: Don't worry, everyone is just having fun. 】

[Hu Tao: That's it!]

[Hu Tao: Who will take the things in these videos seriously!]

[Navillette: You can't say that. 】

[Alhaithham: Some videos can still be taken seriously. 】

[Alhaithham: For example, the video of Morax, the rock god of Liyue, being killed.] 】

[Lin Su: Speaking of which. 】

[Lin Su: Liyue's group of friends are silent. 】

[Lin Su: Except for Hu Tao. 】

[Lin Su: Walnut. Tell me honestly!Are you disrespectful to the emperor!]

[Hu Tao: Wronged!]

[Hu Tao: We're also very busy!]

[Hu Tao: It's just that the hall master is busy!]

[Lin Su: Have you found the murderer now?]

[Ganyu: No ......]

[Yanfei: And it's strange......]

[Yanfei: Grandma, they didn't contact God Jun......]

[Funina: It won't be the murderer because the future ...... is known in advance now]

[Funina: Then act ahead of time, and get it!]

[Liuyun borrowing the wind Zhenjun: Impossible! Absolutely impossible!]

[Lishui Stacked Mountain True Monarch: Not to mention whether there is really a murderer who can kill the emperor......]

[Xiao: Even if this so-called murderer really exists......]

[Cutting the Moon and Building Yang Zhenjun: Then even if Liyue is turned upside down, this murderer must be caught!]

【Zhongli:......】

[Lin Su: Zhongli. What's the matter with you? Could it be that you are also disrespectful to the emperor!?]

[Zhongli: No.] 】

[Zhongli: I'm just sighing, if there is really no emperor in the future......]

[Zhongli: Where should we Liyue people go?]

[Lin Su: What can I do then? 】

[Lin Su: Relax!]

[Lin Su: The same is no god......]

[Lin Su: Can you be worse off than Mondstadt next door?] (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

[Wendy: It's reforming, it's really reforming!]

[Zhongli: Yes.] 】

[Zhongli: Life really has to go on as usual. 】

[Jing Yuan: Don't worry, if you have difficulties, just open your mouth, and everyone will help each other. 】

[Jing Yuan; It's just that this group doesn't have a teleportation function, otherwise I can help you. 】

[Fu Xuan: You took the opportunity to fish, right?]

[Jing Yuan: No, I'm here to help others. 】

[Jing Yuan: Fu Qing, don't talk nonsense!]

[Silver Branch: It's a pity that there is no teleportation function......]

[Silverbranch: Otherwise, I will gladly provide you with substantial help, instead of relying on my mouth as I do now.] 】

[Liuyun borrowing the wind Zhenjun: You don't have to bother, we will solve it. 】

[Cutting the Moon and Zhuyang Zhenjun: Thank you. 】

[March 7: Lin Suspicion, don't you know how to teleport?]

[Lin Su: Ah, this. 】

[Lin Su: That's true. 】

[Lin Su: But I don't think Liyue's group members need my help. 】

[Ningguang: Hehe~ If necessary, I will trouble Mr. Lin Su at that time. 】

[Lin Su: It's easy to say, it's okay!]

Here's the problem......

How can I help?

To help suppress Othello?

Do you still need me to take action to suppress Othello?

I see that several immortals in the plot have joined forces, and it is enough to add a group of jade pavilions.

Never mind.

We'll talk about that then.

Lin Sui's current ability can go to Teyvat for a walk, but it is not enough.

"Alas!"

Still too weak!

There is no power!

If I could evolve into Clark Kent, I could go wherever I wanted!

Today it is: Superman.

Tomorrow is: the Motherland.

The day after tomorrow is: I don't eat beef!

Anyway, it's still more than a video!

Today's resonance point, Lin Su hasn't seen it yet.

But just by virtue of a [Emperor killed, block the whole scene]......

It is estimated that they can make a lot of money..........

Didn't you see the reaction of the Liyue group members in the group?

After all, Liyue is all Imperial Chefs!

Specifically, it can be divided into two categories.

Normal Imperial Kitchen.

and the Twisted Emperor's Kitchen!

This time.

Next video.

Also refreshed.

[Melusin: Let's get down to business!!, Lord Villette!!]

[March 7: Merusen?]

[Star: That Villette?]

[Venti: Oh yo!?]

[Navellet: ...... Well, it's a spoof. 】

[Leosley: I can't even refute it!]

[Sigwen: Hasn't Lord Villette been doing her business all the time?]

[Funina: Hmph, I don't know my heart but I know my face!]

[Funina: Maybe Villette also likes to eat small cakes behind her back!]

[Navillette: ......]

[Navillette: The cake is too little moisture for me. 】

[Funina: What do you want so much water for the cake?]

[Lin Su: That's it!]

[Lin Su: Do you think you're eating mutton soup and steamed buns?]

[Ying: So what is Mei Luxin?]

[Lin Su: It's my future wife. 】

[Sigwen: ???]

[Navellet: ???]

[Sigwen: ???]

[Leosley: Brother, you seem to be a bit extreme. 】

[Funina: You're in Fontaine, and you're probably going to be sentenced to death.] 】

[Lin Su: What are you talking about?]

[Lin Suspicious uploaded a photo .jpg]

In the photo is a beautiful girl with white hair.

Although he is petite, he is full of majesty.

Holding strange weapons in both hands, he looks very strong.

[March 7: This is the ......???]

[Lin Su: Mei Luxin, my future wife. 】

[Funina: What kind of beauty are you!]

[Leosley: Our Fontaine's Merusin doesn't look like this. 】

[Sigwen: I understand......]

[Xi Gewen: Lin Su means that this girl's name is Mei Lu Xin, but it is not Mei Lu Xin. 】

[March 7: Huh?]

[Sushang: What?]

[Paimon: I don't understand!]

[Walter Young: The so-called Meiluxin, in my hometown, refers to a kind of fairy in legend. 】

[Walter Young: Mei Luxin is the heroine of a heterogeneous marriage that has become the theme of folk fairy tales throughout the ages. 】

[Walter Young: She is a half-human, half-demon beauty with the lower body of a snake and the wings of a dragon, and a fairy born between a human father and a fairy mother. 】

[Walter Young: Merusin was originally a beautiful girl, but due to the sin of imprisoning her father in the cave, she was cursed that only the lower half of her body would turn into a snake on Saturday.] 】

[Walter Jan: It is said that once her lover sees her in the form of a snake on the lower half of her body, the curse will become more and more powerful, and she will turn Merusin herself into a terrible snake. 】

[Navilet: In our Fontaine, Merusin is a special race. 】

[Navillette: They are usually short, with different hands and feet than humans, and can live hundreds of years. 】

[Lin Su: The Mei Luxin I'm talking about is the strongest knight of the Knights of the Fairy Round Table, and her real body is a giant dragon. 】

[Ying: This is the dragon that you often talk about that can turn into a beautiful girl?]

[Star: Pretty is very beautiful. 】

[Star: But you said she was your future wife, do people agree?]

[Lin suspicion 4.4 fucking. 】

[Lin Su: Everyone has a 36.5-degree mouth. 】

[Lin Su: Why is it that only what you say hurts so much?]

[Xing: I'm in a hurry! Lin is in a hurry!]

Hum!

When I summon Merusin, I'll let you know what the wrath of a once single dog is!

Saying......

Is there a relic in the mall that can summon Merusin?

Anyway, you can't go to the world of FGO, so it's better to summon Mirushin directly!

But......

I'm afraid this price is not the price I dare not look at now, right?

When Lin Su fell into deep thought.

Video.

Here we go.

in the video.

In the picture, the first thing that catches everyone's eye is a huge and gorgeous office.

In addition to the office area, it is divided into many other areas.

But the most striking thing is the one who sits at his desk and works seriously-

Navillette –

A small creature next to him.

It looks like a human and is very cute.

The upper body wears a blue uniform and a blue hat.

Lower body –

Didn't wear anything.

[March 7: This is Mei Luxin, so cute!]

[Navillette: They're all very cute, indeed. 】

[Sushang: It's a bit like Pam!]

[Pam: Where is it like Pam!]

[Star: Indeed, Pam is shorter. 】

[March 7: You're amazing!!]

[Pam: Star passengers! Today's Star Dome Train, there is no place for you!!]

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