I'm A Police Officer, Why Do I Have All These Abnormal Skills?

Platefuls of stir-fried vegetables, bowls of rice, and three pairs of bamboo chopsticks.

Xiao Yu tied her long hair behind her head for her sisters.

The corners of Ye Qiuchan's and Hua Qingwu's lips were slightly raised.

In the past, the courtyard was deserted.

Because the house is too big and empty, few people come to live there.

It's different now, Xiao Yu is here.

It is no longer empty, but has warmth and the smell of home.

The elders often say that you won’t understand until you have a family.

No matter how good the lights are in Wanjia, they are not as good as three meals a day in Xiaojia.

If you embrace it, you will feel safe, and if you accompany it, you will feel warm.

It seems plain, but I also like it!

…

Had a warm lunch.

Xiao Yu and Hua Qingwu helped Ye Qiuchan wash the dishes.

The three siblings were laughing happily.

Well, it was all Xiao Yu and Hua Qingwu who were making trouble.

Ye Qiuchan is like a sister, with gentle eyes.

Such as looking at two naughty younger siblings.

After washing the dishes, the three of them returned to the living room.

Hua Qingwu is as troublesome as a child.

"No matter, no matter, it's hard for you to get home. You have to spend time with others."

The female fairy is like a small pendant, hanging on Xiao Yu's body and rolling around.

"Okay, okay, you can do whatever you want."

Xiao Yu sat back on the sofa, gave up resistance, and held his waist in his arms.

The succubus's slender waist and graceful curves still made him unable to put it down.

"or……"

Hua Qingwu bit her lip, turned her charming eyes, looked at the quiet Ye Qiuchan beside her, and suddenly smiled foolishly, "Shall we take wedding photos?"

Xiao Yu:......

Ye Qiuchan:......

Is this little goblin crazy?

"Can not be done?"

Hua Qingwu pouted, "Then let's play a guessing game."

Xiao Yu glanced at Ye Qiuchan.

The corner of Leng Meiren's mouth twitched, making him wary.

It feels like Hua Qingwu is trying to trick him!

"it's not good?"

Xiao Yu cautiously said: "How about changing to another game?"

"No, just guess the word."

Hua Qingwu gave him a charming look, jumped up from his arms, twisted her butt and ran away.

After a while, I brought sticky notes and paintbrushes.

A little sheep pounced on a tiger, and his whole body fell on Xiao Yu.

Push him down on the sofa.

He picked up the sticky note and put it on Xiao Yu's forehead and started writing.

I'm going to call the police if you do this again... Xiao Yu's egg hurts.

"alright."

Hua Qingwu finished writing the words with a sweet smile, and pulled her bratty brother up, "Now you can guess the words."

"Guess what word?"

Xiao Yu looked sideways at Ye Qiuchan, asking for help with his eyes.

The cold beauty curled her lips quietly, then smiled gently and shook her head.

Her eyes were staring at the note on her brother's head.

Looking at those two words, I couldn't help but laugh.

Because of those two words... daughter-in-law!

The next moment, the ice beauty's eyes and brows showed a touch of charm.

Suddenly it was like a ripe peach that could squeeze out water.

Her cheeks turned red and she glared at him.

Xiao Yu:? ? ?

No, what are the words on the forehead?

Why are you still making her shy?

"What are you looking at? Guess what I wrote."

Hua Qingwu pulled his brother's head upright, slashed his eyes, and gritted his teeth, "If you can't guess, I'll beat you to death in a moment."

"This is too much."

Xiao Yu felt weak, "There are too many characters in Long Guo, how can I guess? At least give me a hint, what are the characters related to."

"Two words."

Hua Qingwu rolled her eyes, biting her lip first, her eyes filled with mist, and her face turned bright red, "It has something to do with you!"

"These two words still have something to do with me?"

Xiao Yu frowned, "Is it a thing?"

"Pfft!" Ye Qiuchan laughed.

Wife, is it a thing or not?

Hua Qingwu was stunned and puffed up her cheeks, "It shouldn't be considered a thing, right?"

"It's not a thing?"

Seeing the smiling Ye Qiuchan and the tearful Hua Qingwu, Xiao Yu smiled, "Is it a toy?"

"Ha ha……"

Ye Qiuchan laughed and fell on the sofa, her body softened by laughter.

Hua Qingwu: (￢_￢)

Did you do it on purpose?

Xiao Yu: (￣ω￣;)

I'm definitely not!

"She...is not a toy."

Hua Qingwu was about to cry, pouting like a little doormat, "Continue."

"this……"

Xiao Yu's face was filled with confusion, "Is it something I can use?"

Hua Qingwu:......

Ye Qiuchan:......

Use, this word is used well, don’t use it next time!

The two women looked at each other.

His eyes flickered, and his face turned red.

Did he guess it?

"You haven't used it yet."

Hua Qingwu's face turned red and she said shyly, "But I can... use it soon, and I will use it often in the future!"

"Can I use it?"

Xiao Yu asked with a smile, "Is it alive?"

"Yes, it's alive."

Hua Qingwu nodded, her eyes sparkling.

"Is that... big?"

A silly smile appeared on Xiao Yu's face.

"this……"

The two women looked at each other again, involuntarily looking at each other's chest.

What to say?

"Sometimes it's 38D."

Hua Qingwu's eyes are as bright as stars and as charming as spring flowers, "But sometimes it's 36D."

"38D? Is it so scary?"

Xiao Yu was shocked, "It can't be a cow, right?"

"puff!"

The two girls squirted together.

I was angry and wanted to laugh.

I really want to hit him, what should I do?

"Do you like cows?"

Hua Qingwu glanced sideways, "I'll hit you, keep guessing."

"That……"

Xiao Yu blinked, "Does this thing bite?"

"Ha ha……"

Ye Qiuchan no longer had the image of a goddess and started to laugh and slap the floor.

Hua Qingwu's face turned red and her face was like a peach blossom, "I don't bite you often, but when I'm angry, I'll scare you to death."

"So cruel?"

Xiao Yu looked very scared, "Can it be tamed?"

"It probably won't work."

Hua Qingwu gritted her teeth, "I can't tame him, he's too cruel."

"I can't tame them, but I'm still ruthless and will bite..."

Xiao Yu said seriously, "Damn, it's not a mad dog, is it?"

"It's not a mad dog. It's not a mad dog at all. Take a good guess."

Hua Qingwu jumped on her younger brother, strangled his neck, and yelled, "I guess I'll strangle you to death!"

"Not a mad dog?"

Xiao Yu laughed happily and looked at Ye Qiuchan.

When he saw the cold goddess, he rolled his eyes and glared.

His eyes were clearly warning him: You’re almost there!

"So……"

Xiao Yu ignored the warning and asked with a smile, "Is it a wild boar?"

"Ah, I'm going to kill you, kill you."

Hua Qingwu almost went crazy, "It's not a wild boar, it's not wild, it's domesticated."

"Domesticated?"

Xiao Yu smiled evilly, "Is it an old sow?"

Hua Qingwu exploded on the spot and went completely crazy.

He directly pressed Xiao Yu on the sofa.

First he performed a set of Tianma Meteor Fist, and then he performed a set of Bagua Lotus Palm.

Finally, she used her little round and white feet to step on her brother's face in various ways.

After stepping on it, he screamed, "Ah ah ah, you are the old sow, you must die for me!"

Xiao Yu grinned happily.

Letting Hua Qingwu bully her, she looked at Ye Qiuchan who was slightly angry.

As a result, the goddess also became angry and came over to step on him.

It’s very... exciting!