I’m Not a Badass

Today, Liu Haoyu was uncharacteristically uncharacteristic. It seemed that the anger in his heart had been pent-up for too long, and tonight he finally burst out in one breath, looking particularly aggressive.

"You!" The gloomy man was a little angry. He clenched and unclenched his palms, and stared at Bai Mufan and Liu Haoyu. His voice seemed to be squeezed out from between his teeth: "The bedroom is my own private space. It is not convenient for you to enter." Go in and take a look, you two, don’t go too far and get out right now!”

But Liu Haoyu insisted: "No, you have to see what's going on inside before you can leave. It's really annoying for you to disturb people like this every day. I can't sleep at night. I have no energy at all in class during the day. It has seriously affected my life! If You haven’t done anything guilty, so just let us go in and take a look, otherwise I will call the police and have the police come and take a look!”

The gloomy man argued for a few more words, but he seemed to have something to worry about in his heart. As soon as Liu Haoyu mentioned the word "call the police", it was as if a sore spot in his heart had been stabbed. The whole person became extremely irritable and restless, and kept stopping Scratching his hair, Bai Mufan could faintly see a faint trace of blood in the gap between the other person's nails, as if he had scratched his scalp. It showed how hard he had applied, but this person seemed not to notice the pain at all, even though he was already bleeding. , but still scratching his head non-stop.

The gloomy man seemed to have finally made up his mind. He gritted his teeth and said, "You can take a look at the bedroom, but you can only stand at the door and look at it. You are not allowed to go in!"

"Okay, Afan, let's go over there and have a look, and make sure this guy is fine before leaving."

Liu Haoyu agreed and followed the gloomy man for a few steps toward the bedroom. He suddenly stopped and looked back at Bai Mufan who was still there. He was about to urge him a few words, but was slightly startled: "Afan, What are you doing?"

"You guys wait a minute, I have something to do." Bai Mufan found a relatively clean space in the living room, sat down calmly, and took out a nearly half-used bottle of ink and ink from his pocket. A paintbrush, and then he took out the ninety-nine percent completed drawing papers from his body, dipped the paintbrush in ink, and filled in the last one percent.

As the first drawing paper was completed, there was suddenly no wind in the living room. Wisps of breeze that were imperceptible to the naked eye wrapped around Bai Mufan's body, making his body become lighter; the second drawing paper was completed, and a set of The majestic black armor appeared out of thin air, wrapping Bai Mufan's whole body with a click, making him look even more heroic, like a young soldier about to go into battle to kill the enemy, and he exuded a faint aura. The aura of killing and killing permeated the entire house.

On the third piece of drawing paper, a small white tiger and a small red bird, no bigger than the palm of your hand, appeared on Bai Mufan's shoulders. The two cubs blinked their big, smart eyes and looked around curiously. Quite cute.

On the fourth drawing paper, long guns and short cannons full of science fiction floating around Bai Mufan, connected with the armor on his body, the cold muzzles of the guns swinging up and down according to Bai Mufan's thoughts.

Bai Mufan's pen moved like flying. The fifth drawing paper, the sixth drawing paper... new things kept emerging, surrounding Bai Mufan, either various mythical beasts and weapons, or some transparent objects. The shield shield was attached to his body, almost filling the living room.

On the side, Liu Haoyu and the gloomy man couldn't see what was going on. Liu Haoyu watched Bai Mufan keep writing and summoning the things in the painting into reality. He seemed to be shocked by this magical scene and said curiously: "Afan, these paintings of yours." What is it?"

The gloomy man stood in the distance without saying a word. He just scanned the things in the living room with his eyes. His face became more and more gloomy and pale, and the odor on his body became stronger and stronger.

Without raising his head, Bai Mufan continued to fill in the drawings and said casually: "As the saying goes, there must be supplies before a war. These paintings are my supplies, and I have to turn them into real combat power now, otherwise it may be too late. "

"Combat power? Afan, who are you going to fight?" Liu Haoyu came over curiously and advised: "Don't do this yet, let's go to that guy's bedroom and take a look."

"It'll be ready soon, it'll be ready soon." Bai Mufan calmly started writing again, completing the last piece of drawing paper, and saw a long sword slowly flying out of the drawing paper, suspended in mid-air, spinning quietly, Overflowing with brilliance, there are two large golden characters engraved on the sword, 无码.

Bai Mufan put away his practice pen, raised his hand to grab the Muyin Sword, weighed it a few times, felt its weight and feel, muttered something, and then turned to look at Liu Haoyu, who was waiting impatiently. , suddenly smiled and said: "You two acted very well. When you are in harmony with the outside, it is really difficult for ordinary people to doubt deeply and be led by you. Especially Liu Haoyu, your performance is very consistent with a person whose spirit is tortured by noise. A frail young man, manic and aggressive; but you did a better job, portraying the entanglement and struggle of doing some shameful things at home, but being discovered by the neighbors, right down to the bones, even the look in your eyes. We have grasped all the small details, and it is really a pity that the entertainment industry is missing two of them."

The expressions of Liu Haoyu and the gloomy man changed. Liu Haoyu forced a smile: "Afan, what kind of acting? What are you talking about? I don't know this guy, why should I lie to you with him? And you are My best friend, what’s the point of lying to you?”

The gloomy man still didn't speak, and kept scratching his scalp and neck. His face became paler and paler, and it had a hint of ferocious twist. His neck was covered with bloody marks from his scratches, and there was even blood left on his head, but But he seemed to have no feeling at all and just stared at Bai Mufan.

"That's exactly what I wanted to ask."

Bai Mufan crossed his legs and said slowly: "If I guessed correctly, you two are so eager to lure me into the bedroom. You must have arranged some killer move in the bedroom, right? When I was sleeping in the guest room earlier, that The figure lying on the window was just a test. If I were just an ordinary person, I would be controlled like Liu Haoyu. But the thing on the window was easily solved by me, so you immediately thought He came up with another trick, which was to use the relationship between Liu Haoyu and me to lure me directly to the base camp and set up an ambush in the base camp. As soon as I open the bedroom door, I will immediately encounter a very terrible danger, right? "