I'm not a cyberpsycho

Yesterday, because of the episode about the tight-fitting vampire Kate, I stayed in a hotel for a night and enjoyed life for a while. Tonight, Li Pan had to start practicing the exercises.

Practice the "Nine Yin Manual".

After all, it's so dangerous these days. A stray bullet could hit you until you're cold.

The formal wear/guardian may be the only bulletproof vest that Li Fan can rely on at present. He has used up every key, and of course he is not willing to let it go to waste.

Regardless of whether this scripture is useful or not, let's practice it first and see if there is a chance to renew the contract with the guardian.

So he relied on the system to search the Internet word by word and translate word by word. Li Pan sorted out the Qigong practice method of the first version of "Nine Yin Manual". No matter what, he tried to practice it first. .

Of course, he actually doesn't believe that it's possible to 'cultivate' these days, but as Huang Dahe said, there are still kung fu movies, fairy games, and various kinds of meditation, yoga, etc. on the Internet media. Gymnastics, massage, qigong masters and the like.

Therefore, Li Pan regarded the "Nine Yin Manual" purely as a yoga practice. It would be a surprise if it could enhance waist strength.

I don’t know if it was a psychological effect, but Li Pan sat on the sofa and did the exercises. After two hours, he felt warm in his lower abdomen for no reason, as if he had a bit of a "qi feeling"!

Uh-huh? Okay, it was a misunderstanding...

As a result, after practicing for a long time, except for running to the toilet a few more times, Li Pan felt that he had gained nothing at all.

As expected, practicing internal strength in a science fiction world is too ridiculous. I probably just had a strange dream out of nowhere.

But just when Li Pan wanted to wash up and go to sleep, lying down until dawn, he suddenly heard a muffled sound of "dong dong", "dong dong" and "dong dong" coming from the side of the sofa and bed.

What is this sound? And it seems...

It was coming from the patio outside.

Although the soundproofing quality of the apartment in the slums was not very good, Li Pan could often hear noises from his neighbors upstairs and downstairs, having parties, dancing, quarreling, shooting and banging, but there was very little noise from the patio. There would be strange noises, so he fell asleep with his head facing the window.

Nonsense, this is the forty-fifth floor...

So Li Pan casually opened the metal shutters to prevent acid rain and took a look outside.

Then he saw two men standing outside.

Yes, standing one behind the other on the outer wall of the apartment building, almost at a right angle of 90 degrees, standing completely against gravity!

And these two people are still climbing up. No, no, they are jumping. From the outer wall of the window on the forty-second floor to the forty-third floor, they are jumping "dong dong", "dong dong", one after another, and they are jumping horizontally. come over.

Li Pan fell into a trance for a while, not believing what he was seeing, so that the other party jumped closer to see clearly.

It's a zombie.

Yes, zombies.

Their hands were stretched out flat, and their nails were sharp and long, as if ten steel knives were protruding from the gaps between their fingers. The clothes all over their bodies were rotten and they could no longer see the style, but a thick black body was vaguely revealed from under the big robe. Mao, at first glance, looks like an ape with two human heads. But if you adjust the resolution through the system and look closely, you can clearly see the zombie-like face. The skin and nose have all been rotten away, and the zombie flesh on the face is black. It was dry and dry, with thick, flame-like black smoke emitting from the eye sockets, mouth and nose, and huge fangs like tigers and wolves protruded from the jaw bones.

Li Pan rubbed his eyes,

No, is he really awake?

Two zombies jumped from the patio to the forty-fifth floor?

‘Dong Dong’

The zombies stared at him,

"Haaah——!" screamed! Fly and pounce! It flew over like a human torpedo! !

"I'm in a big trough!"

Li Pan raised his head so hard that he was almost flattened by the powerful force of the wind! He rolled over the sofa bed, pulled out the 'Black Kite' and fired seven shots with his backhand to empty the magazine!

A zombie was swooping in from the window, and was hit in the head by seven shots, and then flew out on its back!

But even though he hit the target, Li Pan's heart felt cold!

Made is not a dream! it is true!

And are you kidding me? This is a hunting pistol! Add high explosive bombs! The elephant's head was smashed by you, why did you put seven moles on this zombie's forehead? ?

Li Pan put on his formal clothes and turned around to fire, but the moment he opened the door, another zombie torpedo flew in! He hit his chest with his crossed hands!

"puff--!"

Li Pan spurted blood and flew out. The amount of bleeding was so huge that he almost broke into pieces on the wall.

Now Li Pan felt as if he had been hit by a big truck, and his whole body was in pain! It was clear that most of the bones were broken!

And there is an indescribable, extremely cold cold current! A zombie slapped him into Li Pan's body! It's like an ice line piercing the whole body from the heart! Drilling straight into his skin, no, muscles, no, bone marrow! You can't live but you can't die!

But what's worse is that he's running!

Yes, regardless of the severe injuries to the body, fractures, concussions, and internal bleeding, he was really running with all his strength!

Under the guidance of the formal suit/guardian, Li Pan was using his hands and feet, running like a dog, rushing through the corridor and running straight towards the elevator!

"It's hard to open the elevator door! Take the stairs!"

Li Pan sprayed blood and roared loudly, and the formal/guardian also received it. With his legs sliding, he went around the entrance of the corridor and rushed straight to the stairs.

At the same time, Li Pan also put on the magazine, turned around and fired!

"Bang bang bang bang!" towards the two zombies that tore open the apartment door and flew over from the corridor. ’ Fired another incendiary bomb! With a bang, set them all on fire! In an instant, the costumes on the zombies burned! Light two human-shaped torches in the corridor! It's like a flaming demon crawling out of hell! Still rushing towards him unstoppably!

"Fuck you!!"

"ah--!"

"Bang bang bang bang bang!"

Mudd! It doesn’t work or it doesn’t work! Bullets don't work at all!

It cost 800 yuan to finish the fight, but it couldn't break the defense at all!

Although the speed of the two zombies was not fast, they could not dodge the bullets, and they could not even catch up with the running suit/guardian for a while. But it’s so hard!

The level four hunting pistol can only make a mark on the zombie's head, and the flames can't even burn through the hair! Electromagnetic bombs and armor-piercing bombs are useless! Military alloy, military alloy, is an alloy that can resist military bullets! Are you still afraid of civilian ammunition like yours?

And after all...this is a zombie! They are already dead, right? !

"Wait, wait! Slow down! Slow down! They can't keep flying, they're jumping around there!"

Hearing the sound of 'dong dong' and 'dong dong' resounding in the corridor, the formal/guardian had already rushed down the stairwell for more than ten floors, leaving the zombies far behind.

But Li Pan couldn't eat anymore. There was blood overflowing from his mouth and nose, and it was not hot, but cold. There were even borneol condensed in the blood!

The ghost zombie Mader also has attribute damage enhancement? ? ?

Oh, don't think too much. Li Pan is in pain as if all the bones in his body are broken. The amount of bleeding must be caused by a ruptured internal organ or artery.

No, I won't be able to bear it if I don't go back. Xingtian, call me.

Fortunately, the other party picked up in seconds.

K, "?"

Li Pan sent her a selfie.

K, "Where."

broom head,

"Apartment, back door, fire exit."

K, "OK"

So Li Pan, escorted by the guardians and pursued by "dong dong", rushed out of the apartment stairs, smashed the fire exit with the butt of his gun and broke out.

Then a golden light shone from above his head.

Li Pan raised his head and saw K, wearing a black trench coat, riding a floating motorcycle out of the viaduct, and stopped in front of him with a handsome sideways flick.

"boarding!"

"Oh...KUSANAGI! Grass Pheasant Sword?"

Although it was repainted black by the vampires with their dark gothic aesthetic, and replaced with gilt accessories, it was dressed up as the night noble skin of the Ye clan.

But there is no doubt that this is the latest version of Takamagahara Motorcycle Co., Ltd., which ranks first in the "Men's Motorcycle Gang" ranking list over the years! Plasma engine! Full intelligent assistance! Full system adaptation and customization! Level six motorcycle! Pheasant Sword!

Of course, there are also motorcycles. After all, a motorcycle simply rides on a single engine. Motorcycles are getting more wild these days, such as the Pheasant Sword and Cold Fusion Reactor.

"So handsome..."

Li Pan couldn't help but touch her smooth and round curves... pointing to the motorcycle.

"K, your little boyfriend is quite discerning!"

A voice similar to K's sounded.

K was angry, "Shut up Serena!"

It’s awesome, with high intelligent assistance, built-in personality assistance AI, independent subsystem level 6 chip, it’s the perfect cyber WAIFU!

"Hello Serena, I'm Li Pan, nice to meet you."

"Hello young man, I'm Serena. You can call me S."

K was so impatient that he interrupted their conversation.

"Okay! What beat you like this? A werewolf? A red tengu? A member of the Imperial Court? A Uzumaki gang?"

Li Pan was about to speak, then closed his mouth, and watched silently as she pulled out a row of colorful customized bullets, long guns and short cannons, and swords and silver awls from the unfolded side compartment of the motorcycle.

"...How come you arrived so quickly? You were so fully prepared. How come you offended so many people?"

K rolled his eyes at him and suddenly frowned.

"what sound?"

"Dong dong" "Crash!" "Ah——!"

Zombies! He blasted open the wall panels on the fifth floor and rushed out!

"What the hell!"

K swung his hand and emptied the magazine, causing sparks to fly, but it was useless.

"It's your distant relative! Move quickly! Don't hurt the motorcycle!"

Li Pan was no longer polite, sat up and put his arms around her waist.

So Serena speeds up! The two of them fled in front of a car and a suit of formal attire! Shuttle between the colorful phantom neon advertisements of residential buildings! The two zombies swish and launch like guided torpedoes! Flying into the sky! Catch up!

"Pah, pah, pah, pah"

"Send me to Monsters, Inc.!"

"Da da da da da"

"Seline! Send him there!"

K suddenly turned around, turned around and sat on Li Pan's hip, locked his waist with his legs, and pulled out a gun and reloaded ammunition from the motorcycle's wings-like opening!

"Bang bang bang bang"

"Auto cruise started"

“Oh, that’s cool, you can also control the traffic lights with your connected security system!”

"Yes sweetheart!"

“Don’t flirt with my car!”

K pulled out a carbine and put the butt of the gun on Li Pan's shoulder. "Ping ping ping ping ping" was fired again. The butt of the gun made Li Pan's shoulder blade hurt.

"Damn it! Tougher than a wolf! What the hell did you provoke?!"

K couldn't care less about Li Pan. At this time, she also encountered a similar dilemma. She emptied the magazine with sparks and lightning, but the various special bullets had no effect on the pursuer.

Li Pan coughed and vomited blood, rubbed his head and said,

"These are called zombies in the East. They say on the Internet that they are distant relatives of your vampires. Do you have any special weapons against vampires? You can try them!"

K was furious, "I told you not to read nonsense on the Internet!"

Then Serena sent a row of new magazines, and some kind of liquid that emitted purple radiation was flowing in the glass magazine.

"UltravioletLuminescentProtomoleculeCartridge!"

K roared with a big move, and smoothly pulled out the big gun 'Black Kite' that was resting on Li Pan's waist that hurt her, loaded it, fired, and hit!

"boom!"

The zombie chasing in front was shot between the eyebrows! Some kind of purple radiation liquid was injected into the blood vessels of the whole body along the entire forehead! In an instant, the entire corpse lit up, and the spreading purple light was like a stream of liquid and fire. Wherever it passed, it shone like the light and shadow of stars! The zombie figure was burning and radiating from the inside out, and finally 'Bang! ’ With a bang, it exploded into ashes all over the sky! Become a purple star in the night sky! The instantaneous impact and spreading light flow knocked out the advertising lights on the entire street!

"Ahhhh——!"

The companion was killed with one shot! The remaining zombie went berserk instantly! This scream almost woke up half the block!

"Come on! Come again! Give it a shuttle to feed it!"

Li Pan smacked his butt and clapped excitedly.

"Do you know how expensive this hair is!"

K roared and fired again!

But it came up short!

This thing like Mad can actually hide! !

Okay, so you are only allowed to shoot and no one is allowed to dodge. Of course there is no need for Wushang to dodge, but since he found out that he was careless, he would die if he didn't dodge, so he would be a fool not to dodge.

But wait, this thing is actually smart?

"Hi-ha-ha-!!"

What's even more unbelievable is that the zombie took action! The moment K reloads, aims and shoots! Suddenly both palms came out, and black smoke surged all over his body! It was as if all the black hair on his body had vaporized, turning into tornadoes that wrapped around his palms! The entire zombie turned into a one-horned black dragon in an instant!

KBang! Get a shot and the purple light blooms again! Broken the black dragon's right claw! But the purple flame can only burn a small half! But the black dragon was circling and roaring! He rushed over and overturned the vehicles with light signs along the way, chasing the motorcycles and biting them!

K was shocked, "Impossible! Even a thousand-year-old elder can't withstand this shot!"

Li Pan yelled, "Thousand-year-old elders are nothing! Didn't you see that this thing is about to soar! One shot is not enough, just two shots! Don't be reluctant to pay for it!"

K gritted his teeth and pushed back the magazine with the purple light shining on the side. Then he lifted it with his hand and removed it completely. It transformed into a sniper rifle-like launcher with a sense of technology and placed it on Li Pan's shoulder to take aim.

"Seline! Activate the anti-pulse! Hold me tight!"

Li Pan hugged her waist tightly.

"Anti-EMP mode startup"

Then he heard the soft buzz of an electromagnetic pulse, the smell of ionized ozone in the air, and the body fragrance of K's body.

The moment he raised his eyes, Li Pan saw in the rearview mirror of his motorcycle that a dazzling purple beam of light shot out from the muzzle of the sniper rifle, hitting the head of the zombie black dragon!

The entire black dragon didn't even have a chance to roar, and was instantly ignited into a dazzling purple flame. It burned and exploded, turning into a rain of fire, as bright as the stars.

For a moment, a small half of the city was swept by electromagnetic pulses and plunged into darkness, leaving only the bright purple dragon-shaped flames, slowly fading on Li Pan's retinas.

"Good shot!"

Li Pan gave her a thumbs up.

K had an ugly face, as if she had lost several small targets in the stock market. Then she turned to glare at Li Pan, grabbed him by the collar and pulled him in front of her.

"What are you doing? I don't have any money to compensate Wu!"

It's like a classic plot in a Hollywood blockbuster where the hero and heroine are chasing a car, and after a passionate shootout, they have to hug each other, bite each other, and kill each other with their tongues.

K also chewed it, but don’t get me wrong, people don’t have any personal emotions. If you chew it literally, you can probably get back a little blood, just a little bit, and save Li Pan from coughing and coughing, all the blood is wasted, and he still gets it. Dirty her motorcycle splashed dirty her shoes.

Of course, don't mention it. The female vampire's French style is quite unique. Although it is ice cold, it is still quite soft and tastes a bit like iced jelly. Moreover, she is very proactive and not only scratches the blood in his mouth. It's clean, and from time to time, I bite it lightly with my fangs, curl it up, and it's a little irritating...

"Arrived at destination, automatic cruise has been terminated."

"Ohh Ohh ohh!"

The man in formal attire steered Li Pan off the motorcycle, but before K had sucked enough, she was hanging on his waist like a koala.

So Li Pan couldn't get in even when she reached the entrance of the park, so he had to slap her twice.

A group of CSI security guards working the night shift silently held their guns and ate dog food. Their expressions made them want to shoot them all at Li Pan's head.

"ha……"

Only then did K restrain his impulse, raised his head, and showed off his fangs. His eyes reflected bright light, and his mouth was full of blood. He looked like some kind of big cat.

The security guards took a step back and looked at Li Pan from jealousy to admiration.

Li Pan doesn't care anymore.

"Thank you very much."

K jumped off his waist, licked the blood on his lips, and got on the motorcycle.

"Don't die, little dessert."

Then she sped off, and the motorcycle's taillight quickly turned into a starlight in the night sky, disappearing into the jungle of skyscrapers and disappearing in the blink of an eye.