I'm not a cyberpsycho

Really, get rich overnight!

Li Pan didn't sleep well all night.

It wasn't because the newly repaired apartment had been drilled again. This time, the company didn't report for repairs, and the northwest wind was howling.

But we have money!

Five hundred thousand!

Even though he had to pay for it with his life, and he was somewhat suspected of being a freeloader...

But half a million!

Li Pan couldn't even make up his mind to practice, so he looked through various shopping websites, thinking, hehehe, I have half a million, what should I buy?

Pay off the loan first? Come on, there are no interest-free loans that are so cost-effective nowadays. Use them first.

So what to buy? Prosthetic body? Sports car? apartment? How about a big meal? It's not nutritional cream with Mewtwo, just real rice? Yes, yes, book a table. It’s so expensive. You might as well eat wontons. Five hundred thousand or twenty-five thousand bowls of wontons! When will this be eaten? How about going downstairs to eat now? Alas, I have already eaten enough in the cafeteria and college, so I still need to pack it back, so it’s better tomorrow.

As a result, Li Pan was so entangled all night that he didn't buy anything and just lay down on the sofa and fell asleep. He wanted to experience the excitement of a rich man waking up from his dream!

Then he opened his eyes the next day.

"Citizen Li Pan, the tax system detected that your account had a huge fluctuation higher than the deviation value the day before. During the review, a large amount of capital flow occurred. Based on the Anti-Money Laundering Act, your account has been frozen. Please wait for the audit evaluation. , if you have any questions, you can submit a complaint..."

"Fuck-!!!"

Li Pan was going crazy.

"Taxation Bureau! Cao Nima!"

The Tax Bureau, the true strongest king in all the worlds.

Tax auditor, one of the most powerful hacker organizations in QVN.

The tax office is responsible for collecting taxes from all companies and all citizens within the jurisdiction of the system. It is used to maintain the daily maintenance and operation of public facilities such as public safety systems and scientific ethics committees.

By the way, the ranking of companies in the Supreme Security Council is also based on the tax amount calculated by the tax bureau.

So you get the idea.

If you don't pay taxes, whether you are an ordinary citizen or a company director, the tax office has the power to kick you out of the entire system.

The crystallization of the entire human civilization based on the QVN virtual network and the public safety system framework can no longer be linked or applied.

Some people think, what’s the point? Isn’t it just disconnection? Can’t live without the internet?

Of course, you can still survive. In fact, there are many people who are not connected to the Internet and outside the system. For example, bankrupts in the slums, unregistered cyborgs, gangs in the neighborhoods, murderers in the sewers, exiles in the wasteland outside the city, rebels on the distant border...

If you don't have a problem with being with them, you can just evade taxes.

The tax office is watching you.

"Fuck, rush, rush!"

Li Pan pulled up the sofa and beat him violently before he could control his emotions.

Absolutely amazing. Absolutely amazing. He actually forgot about the existence of the tax bureau!

Well, because he only has two thousand five thousand a month, the tax bureau is too busy to check him?

What's more, Li Pan is a military orphan and reservist, a serious employee, and a legal citizen with various bonus protections. He has many invisible welfare policies, tax reduction qualifications, and various tax refund preferences, so the actual tax threshold is, in fact, It is much higher than the basic standard of an average monthly income of 20,000 yuan set by the tax bureau for working-class people.

Of course, his two thousand five hundred yuan is still a little far away from the standard and even the tax line, so it has indeed never been investigated.

But because the turnover of 1.5 million in one day was far higher than Li Pan's annual salary, it directly triggered the red line of deviation warning. It would be wrong if the tax bureau didn't investigate!

Anyway, if you are found, you will have to pay taxes.

Of course, the regulations of the tax bureau are engraved in the core of each system, and you can check them even if you are disconnected.

Li Pan checked online. Fortunately, he was not laundering money, and Ye's and Wuche also provided guarantees. Therefore, regardless of whether he filed a complaint or not, the procedure was legal and compliant, and the account would be unblocked sooner or later.

Moreover, even if the account is frozen, the loan will be repaid normally. As long as there is a company credit guarantee, the loan can be continued. Apart from being unable to pay cash, it will not affect his normal life.

The only question is how much to make up this time.

According to the regulations of the tax bureau, it does not matter whether it is an oral transaction, a private contract, a relative's inheritance, a reward from a broadcaster, or even begging for food on the roadside. As long as you accept gifts from others, you will definitely have to pay taxes.

If it's a gift in kind, maybe the tax bureau can't easily value it, but how about a cash transfer through the public network? Please, don’t challenge the professionalism of tax auditors, okay?

In short, gift taxes these days are based on super progressive rates. If the amount of income in a single day is between 100,000 and 10 million, the tax rate is 30%.

Therefore, since the tax bureau has found this money, it will take away 300,000 yuan.

Well, that leaves him with 200,000 yuan, okay...

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!"

Li Pan jumped up and beat the sofa violently.

Finally, Li Pan adjusted his mentality and walked out of the apartment in a daze to take the subway to work.

Ah, the street lights are so dazzling. Is this what poverty feels like...

"Yo."

Li Pan weakly raised his eyes and looked at the person who suddenly appeared from the wonton stall and stopped in front of him.

This is a big guy with a height of two meters. He has his hair tied up with a paratrooper rope. He is wearing a sweat vest, armed trousers, protective boots, and a motorcycle jacket. His figure is quite well-proportioned and strong. The body fat rate of the dead meat should not exceed 10%.

Judging from the facial features, he looks like an Asian, a Northeast Asian plateau race, with a beard and dark skin. He is obviously a field worker who often travels to construction sites. He has a monomolecular dagger and a revolver on his belt. He has ballistic assists on his left and right hands. He has three streaks on the left side of his face. The huge scars looked like they had been scratched by something, so they had to wear prosthetic eyes. There were scars and nails everywhere on his body, as if they were made of pieces of flesh.

The man grinned, showing his sharp white teeth, and greeted Li Pan.

"Yo."

Li Pan looked at him, the decadence and weakness he had just felt quickly faded away as if being washed away by a torrent, and the hairs on his back stood up one by one.

What the hell is this horse riding thing?

The man grinned and still stared at Li Pan.

"Yo."

"Yo, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!"

Li Pan grabbed it and realized that the boy had forgotten everything, so he patiently lifted up his formal clothes, revealing the 'black kite' on his waist.

"What's going on! You want to do it two more times? Come on!"

In fact, there is no need to introduce himself. Li Pan also knows that a rotten and corrupt place like the City of Night cannot breed any serious things. The real monsters all come from outside.

And such a monster is not something you can encounter just by taking a few steps on the road.

This was the first time that Li Pan saw a guy who had fallen deeper than him.

No, maybe I’ve ‘seen’ it.

So, like a newborn dragon meeting an old giant head-on.

Threat, violence, excitement, the potential in the bones was suddenly stimulated.

Yes, this man is a three-headed dog. He should be considered the guy who shot him twice. He is a real monster.

"Would you like wontons?"

The man opposite suddenly raised his finger and pointed,

"I invite you."

Then he turned and walked into the wonton stand,

"Two more bowls."

Li Pan was silent for a while, suppressing the urge to draw a gun and shoot it, and stood at the table holding a bowl.

"Why, it's not enough to shoot me twice, you also want to avenge your comrades?"

"Get some shitty revenge."

The man leaned on the table, eating wontons and turned around and said,

"Hey, my account has been frozen. Damn it, you're being targeted just for transferring this little money. You must be a poor guy."

Li Pan never expected that the other person would stab his heart with a knife as soon as he opened his mouth. Even the wontons no longer tasted good.

"Fuck! The tax bureau calculates the deviation value! Why does it happen to you when others are fine! Aren't you also a poor guy!"

"Shit! Do you think I'm arguing with you about who is poorer?"

The man chewed wontons angrily, took out a data card from his trouser pocket, and slapped it on the table.

"Here is a copy of the video of the shooting of you the night before yesterday. The identity information has been edited and forged. I submitted this evidence to the team and accounted for it. Only then was the mission completed. The matter between you and the three-headed dog was settled. Clear. Understand?"

Li Pan frowned, "Why hasn't it been settled yet? Slowly, I've already sent you the money."

"Wipe!" The man squinted at him with his right eye.

"How wonderful are you to let the three-headed dog let you go with only 500,000 yuan? Do you know how much a spider costs! How little do they miss you? One point is not enough to give you a gift, okay!

It was you who came to the door with a gun to my head. I sold it to Ye Shi just to save face! "

The man grunted and ate up all the wontons. He raised his head and drank the wonton soup before wiping his mouth.

"Anyway, my accounts can't withstand inspection. If you can't handle it, at worst, I'll just finish the task and run away. Do you think I'm really afraid of them?"

And it’s agreed that it’s five hundred thousand, not a penny less. You have to make up for whatever the tax bureau deducts from me. "

Li Pan squinted his eyes, looked at the data card, and then at the man.

"Then why don't I kill you and save half a million, what do you think?"

The man sneered,

"Wipe it! I gave you a face and you still have the energy!

The three-headed dog doesn't lack my gun. Besides, if you really have that ability, why would you ask your son to step in? Let's continue to do it. I'm watching you. "

He gritted his teeth and took out a data card containing black money from his trouser pocket and slapped it on the table.

"Boss, there's no need to look for you. Yo, let's go now."

Li Pan frowned, but still didn't shoot the man from behind.

After all, no matter how awesome the opponent's personal abilities are, he is just a gun. With K's words, he can't just accept the money and settle.

But that's all. Li Pan doesn't plan to find K anymore, so he's not really a freeloader.

The owner of the wonton shop came over, took out his card, swiped his card, made a "tsk" sound, and complained to Li Pan,

"What are you looking for! Broom boy! Your friend squatted all night and ate forty bowls! He only gave me one hundred black coins. How do you want me to pay the bill?"

Li Pan is also speechless, so you should tell him, why, you don't dare to say anything when you see someone's parents are so cruel?

But to be honest, this bastard suddenly got rich, so he had a big meal first, and then found out that his account was frozen, so he just waited here for him...

The boss is still nagging,

"Broom boy! I have a small business and no place to launder money! If you are caught, you will be fined! If you don't have the money to pay the rent, you will really go bankrupt! You don't want my A-Zhen to go to sea to commit adultery!"

"Fuck! Your A-Zhen is none of my business! Hey, hey, don't do anything! Okay, okay, let's do this, give me the dirty money, I have channels, the meal money will be charged to my account, and I'll pay you back next month."

"Okay, broom boy, I watched you grow up, and I fed you a lot of soup! I trust you once, but don't do anything stupid!"

"Okay, okay, I promise to live until next month to pay you back."

Li Pan is now burdened with too many debts. Although the wonton shop at the door is not very clean, it can still be eaten to death, and you can still taste some meat, and the neighbors can have sex with each other if they can.

Of course, it's definitely not because of anything between him and A-Zhen. Although she used to play ball and eat wontons, if A-Zhen looked at the stall, she would secretly give him a few more, always scolding her father, but this girl is also taking the college entrance examination this year. Well, it would be really miserable if he went into the sea just because of this trivial matter.

But he really can’t keep the windfall. The tax bureau intervened and brought him to the brink of bankruptcy. But the tax bureau is awesome, what can you do? Look at that three-headed dog, Mader is wounded all over. He has worked at the border for who knows how many years and survived by sniping so many people. He also has to hold it in, so what can he do?

Anyway, let’s unfreeze the account first.

Li Pan is a company employee and a decent citizen. He acts openly and according to the rules. It is much more convenient to submit a tax repayment application to the tax bureau.

So Li Pan didn't care anymore and didn't even bother to file a review appeal. He directly filed for tax payment and paid 300,000 yuan in one go to unfreeze, leaving only 200,182.27 in his account.

But his thing is simple, that three-headed dog is a bit troublesome. This guy has a bunch of dirty money in his hands that cannot be seen, and cannot withstand investigation at all.

After all, to prove that it is a 'gift' and not money laundering, you have to submit a report to the tax bureau to explain the reason.

Wuche College handled the matter very well. They submitted the monitoring data of Akiyama Ayako and others who hacked into the access control of Li Pan's apartment. The NCPA issued a written report of "break-in and robbery" and "damage to public property", and the principal apologized. It was paid for privately.

But on the three-headed dog side, everyone is hiding in the dark and fighting, and no one is clean. Whether Li Pan kills people in Taiping District or uses a sniper rifle in the safe area, it is illegal, not to mention what if he is killed. The three-headed dog boss discovered that the sniper and Li Pan would be in trouble if they reconciled privately.

Let me put it bluntly, K was indeed too rough in doing this...

No, considering that he usually rides the Kusanagi sword, he probably really didn’t expect that for a mere 500,000 yuan transfer, the accounts of these two poor guys would fluctuate beyond the deviation value, directly attracting the tax bureau... …

Ahem, in short, if you take the 'gift' route, it will definitely not work. Not to mention that you will have to pay an additional 150,000 yuan in taxes, and the three-headed dog has insisted on receiving 500,000 yuan. In other words, considering With a tax rate of 30%, Li Pan would have to donate at least another 215,000...

dying……

Damn it, I just received one million yuan yesterday, but I still owe fifteen thousand today? ? ?

Seriously, is there really no problem in this world? ? ?

Fortunately, Li Pan still had a formal job that paid 2,500 yuan a month, so after clocking in early and studying the company's rules and regulations, Li Pan thought of a way.

After all, in the final analysis, this is a capitalist society!

The company is in charge, so of course everyone is encouraged to open a company and do business!

Although the gap between the rich and the poor is huge, due to the over-developed commodity economy, this is also an era of serious consumerism and waste.

Therefore, those who are truly wealthy will try every means to use the rules to avoid the high "gift tax" and "inheritance tax." A typical example is the use of "consumption tax."

For example, starting a company, doing business, selling to the right hand, earning subsidies and tax refunds, and producing a lot of low-value garbage to avoid taxes, defraud and write off accounts.

The tax bureau is not unaware of this kind of operation, but the problem is, if companies are not allowed to do this, how can they get so many cheap civilian goods to support most people in the world who cannot earn more than a few hundred yuan a month? What about the poor?

So the opportunity is here.

The ‘gift tax’ is 30%, but the ‘consumption tax’ is only 3%!

correct! In order to promote the post-war reconstruction of 0791 and avoid plane turmoil, the tax bureau has granted a tax reduction for 0791 goods! Except for a few luxury goods, most of the ‘consumption tax’ in Night City has been reduced from 13% to 3%! A sharp drop of ten percent! This is the root cause of Ye's Group's large-scale dumping into 0791! Just pull the thing to 0791 for a spin! Earn 10% profit!

Monster Inc. is actually doing this kind of thing. To put it bluntly, if you sell a monster for a sky-high price, the tax-paying company will collapse. Why don't you hide it in the warehouse so carefully that you don't dare to declare and pay insurance normally?

So Li Pan's plan is also very simple. The 500,000 transferred to the three-headed dog has already happened, frozen, and taxes have to be paid. Then save some money within the scope allowed by the rules.

As long as the 500,000 yuan given to the three-headed dog is changed from a 'gift' to a 'payment' and the 'consumption tax' is paid, it will only be 15,000 yuan, and the 15,000 yuan will be considered a 'gift' , the excess progressive tax rate is just one level of 10%.

Even if this matter is brought to the head office level, it is just the acting general manager using the company's warehouse containers to stock up on private goods. To be honest, considering the nature of Monster Company, this is not a big deal. It is a completely normal business operation, okay? Okay, the logistics department will give it a stamp of approval.

As for the three-headed dog...fuck, to be honest, although these people have a lot of blood on their hands and their death is not a pity, they are still lackeys who work hard for your committee. It's so miserable that you have to pay with black money to eat a few bowls of wontons, why don't you let people retire and start a small business? It's too much, isn't it? No matter what happens, the tax bureau has to give it some slack and unfreeze it, right?

In fact, in order to solve the problem of veterans, the Public Safety Committee also encourages veterans to engage in business and re-employment. After all, if the other party has a formal job, they no longer need to continue to pay veterans' disability benefits and medical insurance.

In short, there are indeed various special subsidies and tax rebate benefits for military personnel, so after discussing with Landline, Li Fan found that there were actually many loopholes he could exploit, such as registering a mercenary company in the name of the other party as a mercenary company. 0791 Monster Company's contract mercenary partner not only has a lower tax rate, but also has more legal protection.

All in all, in short, this is not called tax evasion, it is called reasonable use of rules to keep you working hard, fighting for your life, and earning back the little money you earn through hard work and rain.

Otherwise, if the big shots above move their fingers and the tax rate is raised, you will lose a dime in your pocket. At that time, you may really have no choice but to shoot yourself to death, reduce the burden on the public relief account, and make your contribution to the end.