I'm not a cyberpsycho

It's really a knife in the head of the word "sex". Although the beauty trap is a vulgar trick, it is really effective for men.

Li Pan also had to admit that although he was a cultivator and cybernetic, and had so many brain plug-in aids, in the final analysis, he was still a stinky man who preferred to think with his lower body.

However, after being awakened by the stabbing, Li Pan naturally recovered his thoughts and quickly began to judge.

He came to visit Saito House in an upright manner, and the proprietress should not be so awesome that she would arrange for someone to assassinate him in an upright manner.

But this place is Takamagahara's territory, and Monsters Inc. has never fought over it before. Now that Tokugawa's ninjas have noticed that the Saito family has the intention to rebel, it is reasonable to strike first.

Of course, it's also possible that the Yu Ting Zhong people are causing trouble. Recently, Li Pan has indeed been too involved in Gao Tianyuan's housework. Even the Security Bureau has been eyeing him and sent people over. It's not surprising that ninjas come to visit him anytime.

Anyway, no matter what, you have to win first.

This female ninja indeed slipped in naked. She probably didn't have any other swords in her hand. However, the damage done by her hasty attack of Jiuyin True Dragon Breaker was still limited. Just now, the palm she slapped close to the flesh could only knock the person away instead of... Crush it, and even the opponent still has the energy to move around and change positions. This kind of lethality is really unbearable. At this moment, they are so far apart that the power of the palm may not be able to be transmitted.

It's best to wait for the opponent to get close to capture the choke. If the joints are too slippery, then bend the waist and lock the neck. As long as the ground skills are locked, whether it is to capture the victim alive or directly break the waist and break the person, you can do it at will.

So Li Pan started to perform. He just stood up and fell directly into the water. He sat back down, covered his chest and started twitching. He acted as if he had been stabbed with a knife until he vomited blood, leaked electricity, was paralyzed and poisoned, and was about to burp when the DEBUFF was full. , groaning, attracting the opponent to come over and hit the target.

At the same time, he secretly gathered the Nine Yin Qi, and twisted and pumped his waist to accumulate energy. It really seemed as if he had been stabbed and was having convulsions, which further enhanced his persuasiveness.

But who knew that the kunoichi didn't move.

It stands to reason that if the first assassination fails, you will either run away or follow up the attack. In short, the longer the delay, the greater the risk, right?

But Li Pan could 'see' the opponent's 'qi', so he held it in and hid in the water without moving. He didn't know if he had been injured just now, or if he thought Li Pan was dead, so he planned to lurk and wait for discovery. When the corpse is in chaos, wait for an opportunity to sneak out.

So Li Pan changed his strategy, forced himself to stand up again, covered his chest and staggered out, shouting "Come, come, come!", intending to stimulate the other party to take action.

But strangely, even though he called out like this, the other party still didn't move.

And just when Li Pan was paying attention to the other person's "qi" and seeing him about to climb out of the bath, he suddenly felt very cold! A pair of hands stretched out from behind, hugged Li Pan's waist and thighs, and dragged him into the water!

This time, Li Pan was really frightened and his heart was beating wildly!

Because there was clearly only the kunoichi's 'ki' in the bath, and there was no other living person!

But clearly, he felt it again, there was something in the water!

The water in the hot spring became like a thick gel, and like slime, a dozen pairs of hands stretched out and snaked up Li Pan's body to wrap him tightly! Drag hard into the pool!

And the feeling of weightlessness and powerlessness felt under my feet as I stepped into the mire, came again! The so-called force rises from the ground. Without support, the horse's steps are unstable. Li Pan was unable to fight back at all. He was hugged by those liquid arms and dragged into the pool!

As if he was being preyed upon by an octopus, his arms wrapped tightly around Li Pan's body, and the sticky mire that felt like glue covered him, covering him layer by layer, as if his whole body was tightly wrapped in spring water!

After all, it was the kunoichi who was acting evil! The fountain of youth is still causing trouble!

Although Li Pan was taken aback for a moment, after he calmed down, he felt that... it was actually okay.

He could feel the force coming from all around him. Those liquid hands were clearly trying to drag him into the water and strangle him.

It's just that the arm strength transmitted by the liquid hand is limited. Even if you can use some trickery to temporarily control him in the mire of mucus, and tighten the balls around his neck, you can't strangle him to death for a while. With Li Pan's five The body of a super-armored superman is completely helpless.

That’s not it. You get what you pay for. Level 5 A can still let you break it into pieces casually? Not to mention that Li Pan also has Nine Yin True Qi to protect his body!

Moreover, this slime’s arms are quite soft, smooth and tender...ahem! The word "sex" has a knife on its head! !

In short, since the opponent couldn't break through the defense at all and couldn't deal any damage, Li Pan didn't panic anymore, so he concentrated his skills, pretending to struggle and flutter, while grasping the position of the kunoichi's 'ki', and concentrating all his skills In my right hand, hair suddenly came from the palm of my hand! Use your strength from under the water and hit the kunoichi with all your strength!

Jiuyin! Real dragon breaks!

The Nine Yin True Qi breaks out of the body! The vortex created by the cyclone is like a poisonous dragon emerging from the water! The water dragon rises! Hit the target right in the heart!

"Boom!" There was a sound, and the water bloomed!

"Ahhh!"

The kunoichi screamed and was directly hit by the real dragon! One blow and it flew out again!

The sticky swamp and liquid arms that entangled Li Pan also disappeared in an instant, returning to the normal soup state again.

Humph, it really is a ninja's water escape technique.

However, the power of this water-bending technique in the bathhouse should not be underestimated. If Li Pan hadn't been as strong as an ox, he might have been defeated by her!

In short, after breaking free from the restraints and figuring out the opponent's tricks, Li Pan will naturally not fall into the trap again!

He immediately got out, jumped straight towards the kunoichi who was knocked away by the force of his palm, and swooped with a superman to tightly hold the kunoichi in his arms. He pressed her waist and strangled her neck, and instantly captured her and moved her in his arms. Incredible.

Li Pan didn't kill anyone immediately. He held the kunoichi in his arms and checked, and found that she had indeed passed out.

She probably wasn't pretending. She had been slapped by Li Pan on her left shoulder before. The shoulder blade had been shattered, and her fair skin was red and swollen. It seemed that internal force had penetrated her body. Although she was not beaten to death by the slap, her mouth, nose, eyes and ears were also dry. The blood stains showed that he had really hurt his heart just now, and he couldn't move for a while.

Then the second move was broken by the real dragon, and the whole person was blown away like a fried fish. He was hit hard by the impact transmitted by the water wave, and the whole person was knocked unconscious. At this time, Li Pan was lying with his head up. In the crook of his arms, his eyes were rolled up and his pupils were dilated. It was obvious that he had been concussed.

To be cautious, Li Pan punched her again to ensure she was stunned, and then groped her up and down to check.

No hidden ice blades were found anywhere, and after kneading them, it seemed that the kunoichi had not modified any prosthetic body. Maybe her style has built-in plug-ins in order to avoid alerting the target.

And she does have a faint fragrance of herbal medicine, which is very similar to the smell of the Akiyama family. It seems that it is a commonly used medicine by ninjas.

On the lower side of his lower abdomen, Li Pan also found a strange pattern. It looks like some kind of pattern emblem.

Is this a ninja mark? Gang tattoos? Or some sexy tattoo?

Li Pan couldn't figure it out for a moment. The emblem felt very smooth, even on normal skin. It didn't seem to be tattooed on or painted with oil paint.

However, Li Pan didn't have time to conduct a more in-depth inspection. Someone came again at this moment.

Li Pan found out that there was only one person who was acquainted with him, so he didn't hide, so he looked at the door coldly.

The person who opened the curtain and entered the bathhouse was none other than Keiko, the female general of the Saito House. She had already taken off her black sleeves and changed into a bath towel that barely covered her buttocks. She stepped on wooden clogs and twisted in.

At first glance, he saw Li Pan holding the female ninja with one arm in front of him. It was obvious that he was having a fierce battle and even splashed water all over the outside of the bath. Keiko also had pink cheeks and bright eyes, and she was a skilled Dogezai. Kneeling on the ground, he opened his red lips and said,

"Oh, Li Sang is so powerful. Such a loud movement can even be heard clearly outside. Wuzi is the ace in my family. I didn't expect to be defeated by you so quickly and completely conquered by you.

It seems that you haven't had enough fun yet. This is all because I, the female general, acted inappropriately and failed to satisfy the customer. It's really a private horse race of red bean paste!

Although Keiko is old and young, if you don't mind, please let me make up for her mistakes and ensure that you will feel at home. "

"Oh, your Wuzi, you admit that she is from your family, right? That's fine."

Li Pan directly pushed the female ninja Kiriko onto his shoulders, walked out of the bath, stood in front of Saito Keiko, and looked at the female general who raised her head and looked up at him with a cold face.

"Your kunoichi is so powerful. She stabbed me when she came up! Why, you didn't stab me to death, so you still keep coming, right? I can't stand this kind of hospitality! Get away!"

Saito Keiko just raised her head, smiling coquettishly and about to speak. Suddenly, when she heard that something was wrong, she immediately raised her head and looked directly at Li Pan. Seeing that his face was as cold as frost, it was really not a joke. She was shocked.

"Red bean paste is private in Marseille, but, I really don't understand what you mean..."

"Hmph! Pretend! Just pretend! I recorded the whole process. Even if your Saito House doesn't want to accept the merger, you actually sent a kunoichi to assassinate me. Now the assassin is captured by me on the spot! The witnesses and evidence are here! I'm going to Go to the Security Bureau to report the crime! Just wait for the summons!"

Li Pan snorted coldly and walked out with the kunoichi Kiriko on his shoulders.

Saito Keiko was so shocked that she didn't seem to know what was going on. She even pulled out the security bureau. She rushed forward and hugged his legs, even pulling off her bath towel.

"Wait, wait a moment! Please wait a moment! Red bean paste private Marseille! But Wuzi offended you for not taking good care of you! Is there anything I can do to compensate you! Please give me your orders! I can do anything...

Ah, I understand, do you want to play a punishment game? That’s okay, I’m going to be tied up with ropes right now…”

"Wow! Stop doing this to me! There's something wrong with you people! One or two of them are like this! She stabbed me with a knife! Just apologize and that's all? You actually want to tie her with a rope? You want to hang her? Me! I see there is something wrong with you both, big and small!

Keiko Saito! I came to visit you in honor of you, but you actually colluded with Iga's ninjas to assassinate me! You wait! This is not over yet! "

"Private Marseille! Private Marseille! Private Marseille with red bean paste!"

When Saito Keiko saw that Li Pan seemed to be really angry and was not playing any new tricks with you, she kowtowed anxiously, rolled her eyes, and immediately said,

"There must be some misunderstanding! I am sincerely entertaining you! How could I harm you! This Shiranui Kiriko is a ninja hired by Goche and has nothing to do with Iga Tokugawa!

Li Sang! Li Sang, you must take care of me, our Saito family are just managers below! It's too late to welcome you, so how dare I offend you?

Kiriko was the jounin of the imperial family back then, and the Shiranui family was a famous family in Koga! She usually disguises herself as a dancer in the shop and is responsible for the security of the village!

Just because I know that she is proficient in Yoshiwara's Forty-Eight Techniques, I specially asked her to entertain you. I really don't mean any harm! "

"..."

Are the legendary Yoshihara Forty-Eight Hands so powerful?

Li Pan couldn't help but stop and looked back at Saito Keiko who was hugging his leg and rubbing against it.

"Just her? Is she still a jounin?"

A Jonin who gets dizzy after just two slaps is too weak, right? But that's right, isn't that what the young master of the Demon Feng family is like? There's nothing awesome about ninjas...ah, does this guy get to the top by relying on his forty-eight hands? But that's really awesome...

"It's no use even jounin! Even if the Seal Demon Clan comes, they can't save her! I said so!"

When Keiko saw this scene, he immediately said:

"I don't know where Kiriko offended you, but it definitely has nothing to do with my Saito House!

Ah, I see! This bitch must have been secretly instigated by someone to sow discord between my family and your company! It’s in vain that I treated her so politely! Spending a lot of money to hire her and then repaying me like this is really heartless! Evil intentions!

do not worry! There is a special torture cell in the village, and I am willing to provide you with professional props and drugs for personal interrogation! The mastermind behind the scenes must be caught! Wash away the grievances of my family! "

Li Pan couldn't help but feel suspicious when he saw Keiko Saito gnashing her teeth.

"Really hired from Wuche? Twenty-one Koga people? Not from Iga?"

Keiko kept saying, "It's absolutely true! I have an employment contract here! When the Imperial Court was disbanded, she was the one who came to ask me to join Saito House. I only agreed to take care of her because I was a college classmate and best friend!" Unexpectedly, she would cause such trouble! I have severed all ties with her! Feel free to judge her!"

Wow, we have something to say, but you don’t even listen to what your old classmates say, so you just cut off all grudges so neatly? You are more ruthless than her...

So Li Pan smiled and said,

"So that's it. Then I think there may be some misunderstanding. I won't contact the Security Bureau and the headquarters for the time being. Why don't you ask the female general to lend me a room and ask about the situation tonight."

"Yes, yes, I will arrange to go there right away."

Once Saito Keiko heard the test, her body relaxed and almost fell to the ground. She struggled for a while before getting up.

Li Pan also put on a full set of equipment and carried the kunoichi Shiranui Kiriko to the underground torture chamber of Saito's house.

Well, it was really a torture chamber. In the underground darkroom of a small villa in the village, there were movie props such as cages, shackles, wooden horses, and waterwheels. Well, it was probably the filming scene of Mewtwo.

Li Pan didn't bother with those nonsense. He handcuffed Shiranui Kiriko to a chair, asked Saito's family for a clean QVN Super Dream terminal, put it on Kiriko's head, and directly let the Shiba remote link come in to search.

He thought that just cracking the key would take him a whole night, but within a quarter of an hour, Wuzi Shiba spoke up,

"Boss, I've brought in Shiranui Kiriko. She is indeed a retired jounin registered in the fifth car. She belongs to the Koga Ninja Army. Just looking at the address book, it seems that she has no dealings with Tokugawa."

Li Pan asked curiously, "Wow, Shiba, you are so powerful? You can directly crack the Jōnin system? Is this really a Jōnin?"

Kiriko.18, "Oh, I found out that she has the qualification to be a registered teacher of Goche Academy, and she used the Goche Academy key given by Kotaro to open the back door and come in.

He is indeed a Jonin. It seems that because he works as a personal bodyguard for the Saito family, many of the prosthetic body permissions have been blocked. Probably, the advanced built-in plug-ins cannot be used without the permission of the superior Ninja.

However, Yutingzhong's database is individually encrypted. It may take some time to unlock the memory data related to previous missions. "

"Kotaro actually gave this kind of thing to the company... I don't care about her previous resume for now. What kind of grudge does this woman have against me? What grudge does she want to stab me?"

"Yes, she has a daughter named Shiranui Hagikaze. She was punished because she broke into your boss's house and robbed her house. She cried to her mother every day and almost had her head chopped off by you. It seemed like she was frightened and had a psychological shadow. Mental disorder and depression.

Looking at the chat history, Kiriko Shiranui is very angry. However, she is restricted by the contract and cannot leave Saito House at will. Otherwise, she would have come to seek revenge on you, boss..."

Uh...are you Akiyama Ayako's accomplice? Well, it’s really a personal feud. Is it such a coincidence? No! It’s none of my business! It was obviously your daughter who did it!

Li Pan frowned and thought for a while, "She just stabbed me. My chip seems to be broken and it keeps showing interference. Is there any way to solve it?"

Wuzi Shiba shook his head, "The link can't come in, and the signal is interfered. It seems to be some kind of secret prop made by the imperial court, specially used to damage the prosthetic body and block communication. Boss, you can either go to the prosthetic hospital for a full set of maintenance." , or we have to wait for Kotaro to come back and ask."

Li Pan was furious, "Oh shit! Are you telling me that my brain was worth more than 100,000 yuan, but she was crippled with one knife??"

Wuzi Shiba corrected, "It's not that it's disabled, it's just that it was interfered with and can't access the Internet for the time being."

"That's not the same thing!" Li Pan thought for a while, and spent money to maintain the prosthetic body he just pretended to be. It was such a scam, and Kotaro was even more unreliable, so he slapped his thigh and said, "The wrongdoer has the same debt. There is a master! Call me the principal of Wuche! How do you manage your subordinates!"

Wuzi.18, "It's connected."

The Mewtwo helmet lights switch to show that the China Unicom signal is directly connected to the vocal channel.

Then Wuzi raised his head and his tone changed,

"I'm Asahime, Kiriko? What's wrong?"

Li Pan nodded, and Shiba turned on the visual band.

Wuzi and Qianji were shocked all over.

"It's you! What did you do to Wuzi!"

As soon as she lowered her head, she saw her own jounin, naked and handcuffed on a chair, and said angrily,

"I'm warning you! Don't mess around!"

Li Pan snorted coldly,

"What am I doing? Principal Koga, take the person apart and send them to you piece by piece. That's what you call nonsense."

It's polite to inform you before going under the knife. Do you understand the difference? "

Wuzi and Asaji took a deep breath,

"Li Pan, calm down, we have an agreement! Have you forgotten K's guarantee?"

"Yeah, so I'm not informing you that the agreement is void just for K's sake."

Li Pan stood with his hands in his pockets, looking up and down Wuzi's figure.

"This time, I'm not a student of your Wuche, right? We are all adults, and we are responsible for what we do. She wanted to avenge her daughter and stabbed me. If I didn't stab her back, everyone would think that I I've fallen in love with her. Don't you think so?"

Li Pan stretched out his hand to lift Wuzi Qianji's chin,

"How many people are there in your Wuche Academy? It's like pulling out beads one by one and connecting them together? If everyone comes here to give it away once, who the hell can bear it?

Principal Koga, let me ask you something, can you control your subordinates? If you keep doing this, it's annoying to me. "

Wuzi and Qian Ji should also understand, biting her lip,

"I understand what you mean. How much do you want this time? Please give me a price."

"Wow, who do you think I am? I'm the kind of person who only sees money..."

"five million."

"You have to pay more."

"A Jonin's life is worth five million. For personal reasons, I will add another one million. If you don't agree, just take her apart and send it to me."

Wuzi. Qian Ji said coldly,

"Don't worry, Kiriko's skills are inferior and she was defeated by you. This is her Shiranui family's fault, and there is no need for me to take revenge. Koga Asahime is the principal of Gouchi and will abide by the agreement and will not take action against you.

But the twenty-one Koga family have always been of the same spirit, and Kiriko does have a lot of male and female friends. You can just chop it into small pieces and break it into a few more pieces so that I can share them. "

"Hey, wow, you think I'm scared..."

Li Pan saw the signal light flashing and knew it was the code for Shiba. The hacker on the other side was about to check it out, so he pinched Kiriko Qianji's face.

"make a deal."