I'm Not a Detective

Qingjian Ruri promised to forgive Takeshi Nanabahara unconditionally once and not to hit him, but she never promised not to have a cold war with him. Anyway, this matter cannot be let go easily, and she is not a temperless person.

She is not easy to bully!

She went back to the living room and took off her shoes and socks. She was a little thirsty after quarreling for a long time, so she finally came in. She went to get some tea without expression, while Takeshi Nanahara sat opposite her and also drank a cup of tea, then smiled and pointed. Pointing to the bowl, chopsticks and hot pot, he twirled his fingers again, indicating that it was time for her to wash the dishes.

Well, their relationship has returned to normal. Qingmi Ruri no longer has to serve Takeshi Nanabahara attentively, and she no longer has to give him daily massages. However, she is still an assistant and still needs to work to pay off debts. Washing dishes is still her job. Only cooking has returned to its previous state. ——Nanahara Takeshi obviously charged for food, but Qingmi Ruri had been cooking for more than a month, and he really took the money without working.

Qingjian Liuli glanced at him and didn't bother to argue with him. She got up and went to the kitchen with the dishes and chopsticks in her arms. She swore in her heart that sooner or later she would push him to the ground and rub him hard - this bitch has been pretending to be blind for more than a month. , in the end nothing happened, I couldn’t even beat him, it was too frustrating.

After washing the dishes, she came out with a straight face, took out her schoolbag and started studying, without saying a word, determined to keep the cold war to the end, while Takeshi Nanahara ignored her and sat in the easy chair reading a book, which was very comfortable as it rocked around.

As long as she doesn't make Zanghu so angry that she runs home and cries. If she gets so angry that no one will do the housework, it doesn't matter if she wants to have a cold war, as long as it doesn't get heated.

Qingjian Liuli studied for a while, then raised his head and glanced at Takeshi Nanabahara. A while ago, he should have started to feel "dizzy" and asked her to go over to massage his cervical spine, or he had "backache" and asked her to step on it for a while, but Now he is silent...

If she wanted to say anything, she would definitely scold him severely, but he didn't say anything either. How could she scold him?

Okay, you kid really wants to have a cold war with me, right?

Then let's see who speaks first!

She lowered her head and went to study again. After studying for a while, she looked up at Takeshi Nanahara and found that this guy was still concentrating on reading, and she felt a little unhappy.

Why do not you speak? Don't you, who are good at things, always look for trouble?

Why is it so quiet today?

She wanted to ask Takeshi Nanahara what he was thinking, but she decided to fight him until the end of the universe. She had to destroy the avenue, and she couldn't speak first.

She held it in for a while, threw down her pen, and went back to her home. She picked up the phone and called Sawada Yuko. When she picked up the phone, she said depressedly: "Yuko, what are you doing?"

"It's Liuli, are you done with your work? What happened at home? Why did you take several days off?"

Qingjian Liuli was stunned, remembering that she had been asking for personal leave because of "Tuesday Night Killer", but it was not important. She said depressedly: "Don't worry about this little thing, just talk to me now. I'm really angry today. , That guy Qiyuan is like a dog, he doesn’t do anything about human affairs, I can’t beat him yet..."

"Haha, hey, don't make trouble!"

Qing Jian Liuli was stunned again and said in confusion: "I'm not making trouble, he is just very irritating!"

No one spoke on the other side of the phone for a while, only the faint sounds of fighting could be heard. After a while, Sawada Yuko asked: "What did you just say, Liuli?"

Qing Jian Liuli felt depressed again and said angrily: "That boy Tsuda is next to you?"

Sawada Yuko immediately said happily: "Ah, yes, we are going to the electronic arcade, you should come too!"

You guys are dating, why should I join in the fun and be a light bulb?

Qingmi Ruri hung up the phone and kicked Sawada Yuko out of the ranks of her best friends. After thinking about it, she made another call to the police station to find Asai Sora. She found out that Asai Sora was off today, so she made another call to her home, ready to complain to her. Take a look at Takeshi Nanahara.

Well, she had to scold Takeshi Nanahara a few times, otherwise she would choke to death.

The call was quickly connected, and Qingjian Liuli immediately said: "Sister Asai, are you busy? Let me tell you, I was almost pissed off today. That boy Nanabahara..."

She scolded Takeshi Nanahara a few times, and then Sora Asai's voice came over the phone, "Ah, it's Ruri, what do you want from me? If it's not urgent, how about we talk tonight?"

Qing Jian Liuli paused and said depressedly: "Are you busy, Sister Asai?"

Sora Asai's voice sounded a little absent-minded, "Well...it's not that I'm very busy. I just have something to do tonight, so I need to prepare in advance."

Qingjian Liuli turned around and glanced at the wall clock, and said depressedly: "It's only around three o'clock. Why does it take so long to prepare for something at night?"

"It's not anything special, it's just...well, I made an appointment with a friend to have dinner." Sora Asai muttered, "It's just to be polite, so I'll prepare it carefully."

Qing Jian Liuli understood a little bit and said in surprise: "Sister Asai, have you got a boyfriend?"

So fast? A month ago when we were eating cakes and complaining together, you were still single!

Sora Asai's voice was still a little uneasy, "Either boyfriend, just a normal friend... He's been busy lately, and it's hard to have a rest tomorrow, so let's have a meal together."

After a pause, she seemed to feel that her "helping girlfriend" had already asked, so it was not good not to call out. She hesitated and said, "Liu Li, do you want to come with us tonight? We haven't seen each other for a long time."

You are obviously going on a date, why should I join in the fun? Will I sit aside and be used as a human background?

"Then get busy!"

Qingjian Ruri was not in the mood to ask her what kind of boyfriend she had found, so she hung up the phone after just one sentence, expelling Soya Asai from the ranks of her best friends. He hesitated and wanted to call Nakano Eri, but she was probably busy at the moment. It was time to kick my butt, and I probably didn't have the heart to chat, so I had to forget it and returned to Nanabahara's house depressed.

She took off her shoes, walked to the small square table with her bare feet and sat down. She glanced at Takeshi Nanabaru expressionlessly, and Takeshi Nanabahara also looked away from the book and looked at her with a smile, as if he was waiting for her. say.

Qingjian Liuli looked at him expressionlessly for a moment, lowered her head and continued writing. Anyway, she didn't speak first, and she didn't give Takeshi Nanabahara a good look.

She turned her attention back to her studies. She didn't ask Takeshi Nanabahara if she didn't know how to do it, so she just learned it hard. She studied until almost six o'clock in the evening. She was so dizzy that she couldn't continue studying.

She looked at Takeshi Nanahara again, indicating with her eyes that it was time to have dinner, and Takeshi Nanahara noticed her gaze and looked at her, smiling and waiting for her to speak.

Seeing Liuli looking at him expressionlessly, Qing was hesitant to start ordering directly. But to order, you have to speak. If you speak first, you lose, but if you don't speak, you can't order. This is the total compensation. You can't even eat large pieces of meat. Didn't Bai serve him carefully for a month and a half?

So should we order food or not?

This annoying guy is making people angry all day long. Can't you ask me a question first?

She couldn't make up her mind and was very torn inside, but Takeshi Nanahara looked at her for a while and slowly opened his mouth...

Qingjian Liuli felt relieved, feeling that she had won, but Takeshi Nanahara closed her mouth again, and she felt angry again, but Takeshi Nanahara seemed to think about it, and opened her mouth again, and she felt happy again, but just now After the wedding, Takeshi Qiyuan closed his mouth thoughtfully.

Qing Jian Liuli's face turned dark, she lowered her head and glared at Nanabaru Takeshi, her nostrils were widened, and she sprayed out hot gas, as if she wanted to burn him to death from a distance of several meters. She couldn't bear it anymore and wanted to open her mouth to curse him, but her mouth He opened his mouth halfway, and after thinking about it, he felt that he still couldn't speak first. If he spoke first, he would lose, so he closed his mouth again.

How strange, why did it become like this?

How do other people fight the Cold War? Why do you feel that you are at a disadvantage when fighting?

Takeshi Nanahara sat back on the easy chair, then rocked back and forth, continuing to be leisurely. Qingjian Liuli didn't order, and he couldn't cook. It didn't count as breaking the oath - they had sworn a poisonous oath to each other before. Qingjian Liuli promised not to beat him, and he vowed to eat whatever Qingjian Liuli wanted to eat within two weeks. Just eat whatever you want, and eat as much as you want. He can't interfere or be weird.

Qingjian Liuli glared at him and puffed on the hot air for a while, then went to sit down at the small square table, but she couldn't study anymore, so she found a novel and read it with Takeshi Nanabahara.

Come on, it’s like I’m afraid of you. I ate seven plates of mutton and most of the tripe for lunch. I also ate a lot of tofu, vermicelli, Chinese cabbage, and Guokui slices. You bitch didn’t even eat much. Let me see. Who will starve to death first?

She had a cold war with Takeshi Nanahara for more than an hour, and it was almost eight o'clock in the evening. Takeshi Nanahara stood up again and looked at her with joy.

Qing Jian Liuli flipped through the novel, snorted coldly, pretended not to see it, and felt very proud - you bitch, you must be hungry at last, I won't order, I will starve you to death!

Qi Yuan Wu Lu waited for a moment, and when he saw that she didn't respond, he smiled even more happily, stretched himself and entered the kitchen.

Qingmi Ruri turned to look at him, a little strange, and followed him in with the novel, and found that Takeshi Nanabahara had a pan and seemed to be cooking.

I haven't ordered yet, how can you cook?

Seeing that Liuli didn't understand, Qingqing opened her mouth to ask, but as soon as she opened her mouth, Takeshi Nanahara immediately looked back at her and smiled heartlessly. Qingjian Liuli reacted instantly. As long as she asked him, he would definitely have nothing good to say. She quickly closed her mouth again to see what he wanted to do.

Seeing that she was still silent, Takeshi Nanahara didn't mind. He smiled and started frying shrimp roe, and then used lard, soy sauce, and chicken soup to make red soup. Then he found a handful of thin noodles from the refrigerator and started boiling noodles with soda ash. laid back.

Qingqing was so angry when she saw Liuli's hidden fox face. Damn it, forget, this guy won't starve to death if he doesn't order. If he doesn't order, he just cooks what he wants to eat.

Do you want to order now?

She doesn’t want to eat noodles. She has already thought about what to eat in the past two weeks. She wants to eat braised pork, twice-cooked pork, pot-wrapped pork, Dongpo pork, barbecued pork, large braised pork, braised pork with pickled vegetables, ginger-roasted pork, and fried green onion. Mutton, stir-fried pork with chili peppers, all kinds of meat anyway - after serving the dog carefully for a month and a half, she finally got this little compensation. She had to eat so much that her mouth was full of oil and she didn't want to eat noodles!

She couldn't help it anymore and opened her mouth to protest, asking Nanabahara to make braised pork instead. She had long wanted to eat braised pork again, but as soon as she opened her mouth, Takeshi Nanabahara immediately turned to look at her, his expression seemed to be looking forward to it, but his smile was still very heartless.

Qingjian Liuli closed her mouth again, not wanting to end the cold war so easily and be laughed at. Takeshi Qingyuan waited for a while and seemed a little disappointed. He turned back and turned off the fire, took out a large blue and white bowl, took out the noodles, and poured the red soup into it. , sprinkled with a little green onion, and took it out.

This idiot, let's hold it in and see who can hold it to death first.

Qingjian Liuli didn't know what to do. After thinking for a while, she saw that there were still some noodles in the pot, and there was also prepared red soup beside it. There were also some chopped green onions left on the chopping board. After hesitating, she took out a large blue and white bowl and put the noodles in it. Fished them all out, poured the soup on them, sprinkled some chopped green onions, and took them out.

If I can’t order, don’t try to eat more, I’ll just eat it all for you!

Takeshi Nanahara was already sitting at the small square table and started to eat noodles. Qingjian Liuli sat down opposite him with a straight face. Without saying anything, he lowered his head to eat the noodles. After a taste, he found that a very simple bowl of Yangchun noodles was also very fragrant. , the noodles have no sourness, the noodles have a pure aroma, the soup is moderately salty, and has a fat and umami flavor. Taking a sip of the noodles and then taking a sip of the soup can be regarded as enjoyment.

Damn it, it still tastes good!

Qingjian Liuli ate too much at noon and was not really hungry now, but she still finished the bowl of noodles in the blink of an eye. She touched her belly and felt a little comfortable.

Takeshi Nanahara slowly finished his Yangchun noodles, slowly pushed the bowl and chopsticks towards her, and motioned for her to wash the dishes and clean up the kitchen.

Qing Jian Liuli refused and pretended not to see it with an expressionless face, planning to go on strike, but Takeshi Nanahara didn't mind, twirling his fingers and indicating that if she didn't work, her salary would be deducted, and they would calculate the general ledger together in the future, and then went to shake his Anle chair.

Qingjian Liuli stared at the bowl for a while, thinking that she still had to work, so she took it to wash the dishes. Halfway through, she slammed the loofah pulp used for washing the dishes, and she was so angry that her head started to smoke.

Bastard, you took good care of that bitch for so long, only to give him a bath, and ended up with a bowl of noodles?

What kind of cheap labor force are you?